What does Holla Forums think of this kino masterpiece?

What does Holla Forums think of this kino masterpiece?

I love it.

I think this is an average love story, told in a "european way". The fact that both sides of the couple are the same sex is only a gimmick to sell the story, because otherwise who would watch it? Just think about it, recently every new romance movie has a defunct couple, one of them is having some serious illness or is crippled, or both of them are like this.

Of course, the fact that this is based on a comics, that was made by a real lesbo counters my theory, but let's say that is only the starting point, and the director wanted to tell his own story through it

Just skip to the sex scene and be done with it.

This. It's just porn trying to be pretentious.

It's like 3 hours long, and the sex scenes make up like 10 minutes of the 3 hours. If that is porn, then Chasers is porn

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Well, not everyone speaks French…

Nobody should speak the language of frogs and leafs, ever.

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lesbian porn/propaganda

Yes goy, only in sodomy can you find true happiness. Forget about the other sex, true love knows no boundaries.

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gee, I wonder what ethnoreligious group those women belong to

They're Irish.

yeah, the one on the left has the stereotypical Irish hair, all brown and curly

Just more proof that Irish aren't white.

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The director is a tunisian faggot who forced the two girls to have sex on camera, he's an asshole who always go the cheap way by not hiring real actors (the two girls were unknown before he made his shitty movie so they did what he told them to do). He also didn't pay most of the film crew who worked on his movie.

oy vey! how dare he hire someone who's not a member of the Official Actors' Union!

When this movie came out in france in some schools they send literally kids to see this shit, for understanding homosexual shit and multiculturalism. I havent see it, i dont know if its good or not but ffs why sending kids to see this ?.

Like I said : pretentious.

I think they did the same with the movie La Rafle. I remember the director who was saying that people who didn't like her (((movie))) were a bunch of racists and anti-semites.

Because The Fault in Our Stars or Me, Earl and the Dying Girl or that recent Emilia Clarke movie or the Stephen Hawking movie are decipting gay couples, huh?

What is Mission Impossible: Phantom Protocol, Midnight in Paris, the Russell Crowe Robin Hood and Inglorious Basterds? They all feature Léa Seydoux.
Yeah, Adéle Exarchopoulos was unknown before that, but she also did Les Enfant de Timpelbach as a kid, and I saw her there before this movie, so belive it or not, I knew her previously.

Those movies were made after Kechiche's movie.

I don't think there are any black people in it

O rly? Adéle is a 2013 movie, Robin Hood premiered in 2010, Basterds in 2009…

It's a bit messy thematically and really it's just cannes bait but it's ok. It captures being in a relationship well, which is better than most ham-fisted romance movies.
No point anyone here commenting on degeneracy because:
a) film as a medium uses controversy or perceived controversy to sell tickets all the fucking time
and
b) I know you all jacked off at the sex scene

At last, someone shares my opinion

Thanks for appreciating me

if you talk out the hawt lesbian sex it's a mediocre romantic movie. that's fucking 3 hours.

i've seen lesbian porn with better plots. and better sex.

lesbian sex isnt hot its gross

She is so kissable without the short blue hair.

What did this film do to my waifu?

What.

pure degeneracy tbh fam. didn't even watch it

The lesbo scene was very disappointing to say the least.
I find the idea of two lesbians incredibly hot but I yet to masturbate to a scene where two lesbians are in the act of love making and scissoring.

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Nigger stop being a autistic fuck and just magine for a moment I was talking about sexy lesbians instead of these bitches okay? Can you do that for me?

It's just not believable enough tbh.

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those are porn stars, they do it for a paycheck; they aren't actual lesbians

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