Official pony thread

seems like that maybe a 980sli combo could be good as well.
I guess it'll come down to prices won't it?

That would suck the soul out of me knowing that somewhere out there some girl I would never see again was getting my earnings

Damn, I don't know if I can do two image dumps at the same time

You're Australian too?

Fuck it, I'm gonna do it anyways

Well yes it could be, however the drawbacks is the extra power and more importantly, the fact that some games might not be so friendly with SLI configuration,and with 2 GPUs there's the chance of micro stuttering occuring which is why generally it's preferable to have one card rather than two, unless you really need that extra power, which I'm guessing why some people might get 1080s for 4K with that new SLI bridge thing that's supposed to help increase total performance output vs the old SLI bridge… also I can't seem to find 1080 SLI benchmarks yet

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they plan it. bitches will marry you and wait till you get successful or find some money. they are master manipulators and can string most guys along for years, decades even. after witnessing many of the male figures in my life behave as castrated whipping boys to their wives, i swore to never befall the same fate.

Yeah, I realised as soon as I posted it was a stupid idea lol.

Admirable.

I remember watching a documentary about the wives of millionaires where their lawyer said that the best occupation for a girl is a wife. I cringe at the thought of it

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he's not wrong.
they can be very tedious to have in the workplace. i dread having to work with them, in all honesty. they are almost always sticklers for rules and the first to rat you out if you do something they don't like.

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Given how close this thing is to release, it probably wouldn't be the best idea, unless you find 2 of those at a really cheap price I'd suggest going for the single card
Where I'm from, the chepeast new 980 costs $566.5, so it would be silly to pay >$1,000 just to get very similar performance to a single $700-$800 card, + microsluttering and the such…also 4GB less Vram can have a negative effect on performance in some heavy applications

If one of those cunts started complaining about the sexist AC I would really have to show restrain not to strangle them

Yeah.
It's all around a bad idea :P

I'll bbs

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Oopsies, forgot the Celes

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I do wonder what th 1070 will be @1080p though

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daily reminder to stay hydrated

Gotta walk my dog, be right back

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If you took every road in the USA, and laid them all out end to end, the entire system would circle the sun's equator three times.

If you took every road in the USA, and laid them all out end to end, you would have one long road.

And it'd have a pothole for every mile.

thx

I want to fuck Celestia and call her mom.

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Arent you really close to a war zone right now?

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How close is too close?

Given the size of your country, I'd say close enough to hear a low thunder.

Can we please get some MILFy Celestia pics up in here?

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ew

How horrifying.

The Syrian government should hold out.

No. Skye told me that after he traveled to Aussie land to pop his gay cherry.

I'm back

welcome back

I'm about 35 miles away from the border(in a straight line) and nothing's happened in my city since the beginning of the war

derp, mislink, see

welcome back!

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hello Holla Forumsread

Where did you go? The whole thread imploded out of nowhere

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the only thing I've heard about the 1070, is that it matches the titan.
And even that is probably wrong.
i've no idea other than that I'm sorry :(

Oh wow that luna though

I needed to sleep deserpiately for a short while

Everything was going great and then there was dead silence and I thought everyone but Discord and I got the 502 error

I'm sorry :(

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Yea, maybe it matches it in VR performance, but probably won't match it in normal gaming, but I guess we'll find out sooner or later
and no worries, speculations are always messy :3

hehe I think I saved that one from you :3

Did you run out of Rarity?

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Here comes dat boi.

"Republicans are so stupid, they'd vote for anyone"

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Was this pic taken at a school?

Need sleeps, nighty all!

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Very true :3

nope

G'nite Canon

That's good, because I haven't either. Lets make it interesting, the last to run out wins

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Yep. Bus stop at my university.

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Why live.

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youtube.com/watch?v=WVz8rvIl_vY

My suffering is unending.

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Thumbnails.

Why are you subjecting me to this torment.

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Well you're going to win.
rara is my smallest folder

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I'm reaching the last of mine actually

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Do you want me to go back to the sexual >tfws?

Go back to something that isn't saddening.

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Oh, you're the one that posts that

This is the opposite of what I requested.

I just started today.

chubby mommies are my thing, sorry

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That is not what I wanted you to apologize for.

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vocaroo.com/i/s0WpV9jIT7ch

why did i make this

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Kinda reminds me of some game intro scene or credits, but noice non the less.

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That's enough.

Gracias maria

fuckin lel'd

My >tfws are influenced by your images.

That is some very nice music. You composed this?

How about this one?

That is not of my waifu

It's gotta be someone's….

kek

Sorry, I had stuff to do.
I'm back now

Yes, I like to make whatever pops into my mind when I have nothing else to do.

vocaroo.com/i/s14vAluI7KcU

At least you're here now

You better have saved that you god damned fake mexican.
I want a copy.

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tfw no qt wall building skitty bf

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Am I part of the group now? Am I namefagging properly?

Who were you before tho?

I'm the >tfw will never Celestia person that started posting today

So this is your first day here ever?

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I would sometimes post once a month in these threads, but this is the first time I seriously posted in here.

Rarity is top tier, but not as good as Celestia.
I'd fuck her

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Yeah, that's the way it as for me until I became a full time fag. Here, have a complementary meme

I'm only at the start of like season 4, iirc. I watched up to the royal wedding, dropped off, watched season 3 a little bit ago, dropped off again.
niceme.me

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Why am I listening to Barbie Girl right now?

Gee Billy, two rarara's?

Sure, maybe I could set a stream in a little.

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So, you guys gonna be ready for a some streaming of season 4 in like 30 minutes?

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season 4?

The 4th season. Scotch was like

Sure, why not?

fourth season of what though?

P.S. I meant stream it to your computer from Kisscartoon, but it's okay

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Friendship is Magic, nigga.

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lol, I still have them all..

( . _.)

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Equestria's already great with her

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Join my rabb.it room.
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam
For those who don't know, rabb.it rooms are like shared virtual machines.

vocaroo.com/i/s0K0PL0nAcw9

I've always wanted to make edm or prog type music but I have n idea how to do it

what

what does it do? what happens if I go?

I feel like this is something I'm going to regret clicking

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fuck you bronies

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Reece hasn't been posting much in Holla Forumsread recently… I wonder what's currently occupying his time.

Anyone else gonna join?

M8, do you even meme?

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I didn't think it would have to come to this, but you leave me no other option

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KEK, I'm no where near my lewd rarararar yet, but here you go anyway~

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horse fuckers

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Dam son

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That's all folks, you win

I'll keep going~

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Why is Celestia so tiny, she is supposed to be big.

I'll send you a bag of chocolate covered toenails as a prize

poni poni poni

She should be larger than that, thqat's true.
but she wouldn't be any taller than shoulder height in reality.

uh… what?

JTRHNBR

Yeah, I do have a few spare images, you can never reveal your full hand

howdy scootafriends. just checking in from Mississippi. Did Smug kill himself yet/attempt to kill my neighbors?

Wha?

Hey Blewby, I've missed you.
How ya going?

i missed your trips, Rap! ive been good, hanging with a friend in the South. you?

I'm gonna take a break from posting, sys

I'm ok.
is he a butt buddy?

kk

Just
The
Right
Height
No
Bucket
Required

its a grill. maybe!

i should scoot, bedtime nao. glad youre ok!

if you see Smug post diaper pony at him!

I wish I didn't understand that.
but I do.
should I kill myself now or?

Have fun blewbly~

aN HERO ON CAM

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Hi all. Just got back from a fun pathfinder game.How are you tonight?

Pony

Doing well. Gonna spend all of tomorrow and the next day on an assignment making abstract syntax trees. How was your game?

My character woke up naked tied up outside the city jail after a party. Was a good game.

How many sin tax trees do you have to make?

There's going to be a very close asteroid flyby in 20 years. I can't wait.

I'll still be posting here btw.

Sounds like a lot of fun!

One tree to represent the entire program.

look up 2016 GS2

ughh dont sound fun.

It was. Not a single fight the whole night but we all still had a good time.

It's some tiny asteroid we can't even see with the naked eye. I'm talking about a HUGE asteroid, one the size of Alaska flying just miles above the earth, yards even.

yards and we toast if its that big

if you mean apophis its only a bit bigger than this one and will be almost twice as far away.

lol

Iza, what are you doing in my shower?

Why change the tripcode?

I use my secure tripcode on my phone because I can't be fucked to memorize my OffRails tripcode.

I use my magic invidible trip code!

oh well bed for me. Night all.

I'm gonna go as well

noo!
I missed you :(

lmao JUST LMFAO @ TRIPFAGS HAHAHAHAHA!

how did you get your tripcode tp say anonymous?

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That is not a a trpcode

your face isn't a tripcode

holy shit that name is powerful LMAO

…s-smokey

well it isn't.

How are you two?

Well I guess it is not. I'm glad it's not.

I'm fine, just playing with fruity loops for tonight, was just outside looking at all the lightning and listening to thunder.

and you?

vocaroo.com/i/s0YD3nXEwc0q

I can't decide how to make the piano sound, I don't like it

yeah that would be weird.

i'm alright. just playing some vidya. how's it going with you?

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I'm convinced that deviantart guy is a troll, he never deleted his super cringe post and it's still there today.

Did you save that song like I asked?

I'm ok, just played my first simulator battle in war thunder and scared 4 kills.
pretty psyched about it.

I'm ok, just played my first simulator battle in war thunder and scared 4 kills.
pretty psyched about it.

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that's good, congrats.

Oh course. I save them all.

and neato, maybe I should try getting a gpu soon

LMAO dat last square

Thanks:3
I crashed a fuck ton as well though trying to recalibrate my controls, but I only got shot down once so I'm happy :3

Wait for the 1080's!

Will you upload it onto soundcould?

I wish it was a joke.
but that's actually happening on universities.
for realsies

which one again?

what kind of plane do you fly?

whichever it is, please link it :3

I prefer the spitfires personally, though I've also found myself loving the P-40 Kittyhawk :3

I linked these two.

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Both but definitely this.

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soundcloud.com/gallionic

I threw them on my profile

Thank you Skitty!
Thank you so much!

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LMAO

rapter pls

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I wonder where all the other spermaphagist horse posters have gone.

TO HELL

arfternooner

Heyo!

heyyy what's up?

the Skye

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hey Raptorrrr, how's it going?

Guts hurt and I want to die!
I'm ok.
How're you?

o damn, stomach bug?

just having a lazy day today, got the grass cut yesterday too so I don't even have to do that!

Yay.
I like it when people make that joke so I don't have to~
Not much, working and emailing the bf.

cool.
I think I'm going to take tomorrow off of work.
my guts are aching something fierce

is it a sickbug going round right now or…?

nice nice, did you get the Chinese brand thing sorted out?

Heh.
The Chinese are a fickle and difficult breed.
We're making progress though on a set of enquiries, because the guy we're dealing with has started listening to us.
'this is no longer available'

Hey bread~

Hahaha.
I thought so.
Your pictures too?

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Yep

No idea honestly.

Pity I'm on my phone, I'd give you some of your pictures back~

Ded

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coffee time

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Want to have a sleep over? We can watch netflix until it's night, then turn off the lights and play night crawlers in my room and crawl over each other.

yes.

got a premium netflix account for 15 cents yesterday, lel

huh? how?

I might get one free later, someone's offering to give me one.

Why no name RK?
How are you?

You need to inject it all into my heart Skittish.

danknet.
nice pic

i feel anonymous today
i don't know. i'll know in 5 hours
but i've been told i seem too happy today

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wait, what

No such thing mate.
I'm glad you're happy~

How're you?

All of it.

All the what?!

Whatever you've got on hand.

I gotta go to bed now nayway.
Have a good oen guys, see you tomorewag

i don't know

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Solong.

Nini

and thanks for all the fish

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{checked: true}
huh

just a reference
i like making references to things

Hitch hikers.
Was funny.

just a week till the towel day

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Forgive my lack of knowledge?

lmgtfy.com/?q=towel day

I'm glad the Democrats are in figting, instead of attacking trump

this sounds very muslim

Hey beautiful

your flag makes me feel anxious

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scoot

Hey fag meat

How do you think I feel? My battery is acting uo, it will go from 100 to 35% and if you take the charger off it will be at 15% in an hour…then power off, and then show 35% again. Really annoying

Meanie pie

Ayo

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Nigerian army saved one of the school girls
#BRINGBACKOURGIRLS

Are you ready to quomodocunquize today?

Fuck t*rk fucks

it's pretty much what i'm doing all the time

poor Tirk

I love Valium and oxycodone

Tirkleton

Turkey, sux, should Gas the roaches

hey SKye!

Hey Skits

Step up yo game nigga

Hi

also, I have to go.

Bye

hi

Why are you travelling?

have a fun day Skitty! Do nice Skitty things for all your skitty people

Just to travel really. goin down to new orleans!

his house has been burnt down by Smug

Oh cool!

Bernie Sanders isn't gonna apologize for the convention. It's great.

Kek

Morning, Holla Forumsread!

Morning

Hey woobs

How you guys doing?

Hour left of work, winding down.
Mad that some money I sent someone on PayPal hasn't been received despite me sending it over a week ago.

hellooo

Goood, waiting on my ride to PT

You've met my bf now

oh

hey

hai

It was 2300 for him, so yknow, he wasn't talkative.

hey

how do

hi!

Hiya! How you doing?~

o right Asstrailyer and all that

Hiya KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
how's it going?

Do pretty well! just enjoying some coffee after lunch and waiting for the state electricity to come back on, how's u?

Yay kek!
how's you?

Yus.
Also, he's on a tablet and had to do other things, so I don't think it was conducive to staying active on bread cus it's not so simple as just flicking between windows.

I heard canon is a massive homosecksual

travelling 3 hours into the future
i'm pretty good at it

Don't know about that but word in the street is skye is the unopposed ultimate endgame homosixtual

Sounds like quite the journey, what goodies lie in the future?

You're doing the thing where you get me mixed up with Nat.
I'm not gay, I fuck /HIM/

How are you today?

nice evening with nice people

Hey canon

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…..o…k

I'm doing good, ate lunch, had some coffee, thinking of watching the new x men apocalypse movie but waiting for friends to see if they wanna or not

Sounds pretty nice!
How you traveling into the future? by bus? train?

Yay Shiny!!!
how's you?

I'm.at physical therapy again. S:

Good morning

by a mattress

its going good, I picked up a gaming mouse pad yesterday
and I heard the new x men apocalypse movie going to be good

it's only gay if the winkies touch vaginas during

Gross! Dont speak of such things here.

Oh that sucks! I do hope it's helping you recover quick though!!

Mornin' Sqrl!

Now that's the proper way to travel!

Ooo noice!
What mouse is it?
Yea heard the same, I'm hoping my friends will want to watch it tomorrow

I'm not even gonna ask….

Ew, xmen.
Now that's some gay shit

Don't ever speak of such filth again!

Penis +vagina=

steel series gaming mousepad, also the first three movies are not canon anymore after Days of Future Past

How are you today?

good they need to redo phoenix story right

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*Does lewd things without vaginas*

as long as they dont mix the two

yes they do,

That's for later.

That's a tounge in vagina. There is no profit in tounging vaginas! Needs penis in vagina.

If you not careful you will end up like Shiny

If you had to compete with it for the level of gayness, you'd wipe the floor with it

Oh sorry, didn't read that properly, hmm what sorta mousepad then? QcK perhaps?
also I would like to ask what mouse you got.

Doing good, woke up a bit late, enjoying my last free week before my summer semester starts on Monday, gonna dissemble my laptop to clean its main fan as it's really dusty and makes my laptop overheat on gaming
also might watch new x-men tomorrow

how about you?

ooh heyyyy

I'll wipe the floor with your mouth!
To clean up all the semen that's there!

I'm reading books and enjoying weather that is just right temp. Not hot not chilly and everything is green right now.

Hey sweetie~

You haven't been on Holla Forumsread much recently. Been getting work done?

yeah I got a qck pad and my mouse is a asus that came with my pc

Gayyyyyyyyyyyy

Dear god the faggotry!

Captain Condom Hand saves the day!!!

Big wrinkly dick! It is your destiny!

just been "decorating" my little home office and playing some time UC4. Been all distracted today… kinda wish you weren't so busy these next few days

but imma girl tho!

Prove it faggot!

Then who's pics do I have saved!?

Now that my good sir is a rather gay and gruesome thought!

Sounds nice, what ya reading?
Weather here is pretty nice as well after a heatwave just passed, it's 74F now

nice! I got a SS rival 300 mouse(well it was just called Rival but they introduced several versions of it and the 300 is apparently what the old one looks like)

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This. I just read another of his books and liked it so got this set too.
goodreads.com/book/show/1007334.The_Doomfarers_of_Coramonde

Well I'm here right now… sort of. On phone, but can still chat in Holla Forumsread.

*Hugs*

i should start avatarfagging as this fucking salamander

hot

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sounds good to me

what the fuck did you just fucking say about me

Damn right, it was good.

perfect!

eh
47 seconds of video is not enough avatar material

with a little help from her sister she is invading your dreams

i can always use this one though

No you are not!

Ikr?

Wet dreams are actually very common for me, just the first pony one in a long time.

have stylized avatar pic

saved

gotta run. Back later I hope.

see ya

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Nice eternal sun god there, mind if I save it?

Go ahead, it's all yours friend!

So, how're you all doing?

chilling.
Almost caught up on game of thrones, S6E2 atm

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IM A BANNANANANANANA

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I would mind if you did not.

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So how are you?

I'm okay thanks, can't believe how fast this week has gone, feels like last thursday was yesterday.

how's you?

Gosh.
Quick week?
I felt like the weekend lasted forever!

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Shit to do today:

1. Food
2. Fap
3. Abstract syntax trees.

I'm gonna spend the rest of the day making the most godlike burger ever conceived.

Wait a second… did the secure tripcode salt change?

Protip: Gorgonzola cheese.

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Remember, drinking bleach takes you to equestria
Also
>>>/mlp/
Is that way

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IMPOSTER

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Doing it right now.

Not really a burger cheese IMO

its an anything cheese!

Okay, now I know what the problem was. Accidentally added a space at the end of my tripcode.

It's a kys cheese

what

smh, fam

k

I got that Gorgonzola cheddar, lettuce and tomato, gonna wrap my meat in bacon, and grill it with an egg on top slather it in butter before frying in oil!

Please take pictures throughout the cooking process as well as the end result.

Baked beans on the side with chocolate pudding and a marshmellow, with extra sugar, dip my burger in the ketchup, mustard, extra spices and taco flavor!

Hello Holla Forumsread

hello

Hello Reece how're you doing?

yo

Hello Skye how's it going?

playing magic online, fun~

just sitting around…doing nadda

how's you?

That sounds fun :3

Fine just relaxing nothing much rdo just got home

so, howre you~?

Fine just got home so I'm relaxing.

okie dokies!
No plans this evening?

Not many

G'day guys

Hi.

How's it going?

hey

It's going good, thanks for asking. How about you?

Heya Reecey, I took the day off of work!

Whatchya up to?

I'm ok, little sick, but ok.
Whatchya up to?

Hey, may I ask, have you been here a while as 'user' ?
Or are you new?
Doesn't matter either way, I'm just curious :3

I'm just playing some MH4U on my 3DS. Also, I'd post like once or twice a month in this thread, but yesterday I decided to start namefagging.

That's nuts!

66

66.

66..

Fuck ya

just lying in bed again, really haven't done much all day, you feeling any better?

Cool, I've heard that monster hunter is a great game all around :3

Honestly, yes, a little bit.
but I still took the day off.
Will you be up much longer?

Oh, it's an amazing series. You hunt monsters, cut them up, gather stuff, make gear, and git gud.

hello

good that you're feeling a lil better

probably about another hour, not as hot tonight tho.

Hey how's it going Khan

Yeah, it sounds pretty good looks it too, I saw a friend play it he was trying to do a challenge with a spear on some bunny monster.
if that means anything to you

:3

Ok, cool, cool.
Did you have a good day?

Heya Khan, how's it going?

What happened in Bernies Nevada convention?

Rigged

its going good just watching deadpool

That thing reminds me of a Quetzal

Oh yeah, I know the monster, can't remember the name though

it was okay thanks, didn't really do that much today

what do you work as can I ask?

I'm still waiting for you to inject it straight into my heart!

Great movie :3

I'd never heard of those things before.
That's awesome :3
Do they live local to you?

Cool :3
I wish I could engage you on it more than that, but unfortunately it's not a game I've played myself

call centre for a local charity.
It's a great job :3

..inject what

They don't, we have some similar flashy birds, with a combination of green, yellow and black but not that specific one.

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Bernie Sanders is great at winning over the crowed that doesn't vote.

With whatever you have on hand!
Air, how about air?
There's plenty of air where you live I assume.

We have a lot of birds, but some of the most beautiful are in the jungle regions of the world.
I'm assuming that bird lives in such a place, like brazil or something.

They're from Guatemala. South America and about a foot tall according to what people know on wikipedia. Strange, seems they only live in a very small area, they must be endangered and very rare.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quetzal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baja_Verapaz_Department

I only know of them because there was a dinosaur named Quetzal in ARK: SE and googling its name would bring up this bird.

nice trips

Guess who's back?
It's me

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I saw that the kids in Africa were starving so I sent them a box of Cheerios

(checked)
They'll die of AIDs before they get it.

Oh true.
Cool, cool

Damn, I guessed the economy.

You know the next thing that's gonna come back?
bell bottoms

Maybe if they stopped having kids they can't afford. Oh, who am I kidding, that'll never happen

You know who we need? Moon Man!

What the hell is a bell bottom?

Oh yeah, living in Australia you wouldn't know. Back in the sixties when the Hippies were dirtying up the place they wore the most detestable fashion ever, and the crown jewel of horribleness was the bell bottom jeans

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Disgusting

Hey, my Dad looked pretty good with wacky long hair and tie-dyed shirts.

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Do you know what People's Park is?

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A park where people go?

It was the gathering place for Hippies in Oakland where they would just do LSD and literally shit everywhere. Now it's where the homeless congregate. Make no mistake, Hippies are a parasite

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Well lucky for me, dad was nowhere near Cali during his days. The worst he did was protest Vietnam and attended Woodstock.

Just how many Rarity images do you have in your folder?

Oh, I've barely touched my rararara folder.
I've been posting the stuff that isn't in it so far :P

For what purpose?

That's a lot of pone. I'm going to take a nap, brb

For pets

sweet dreams

I must admit, it is kinda cute.

why not?

Very much so~

Hey Blewbles, how're you?

now that is just ew

hi

What about this?

(Checked)
Better

So whatchya up to?

Watching videos with a friend, might stream some FiM season 4 later tonight if anyone is interested. Thanks for asking. What about you?

im a good! had a mufaletta here in new orleans!

sieg heil!

how's it going?

I'm just trying to relax.
failing miserably
Glad to hear you're having a good day :3

What's a mufaletta?

got a sore throat but otherwise good. How are you?

its a sandwich of mortadella and salami and ham and provolone on italian bread with olive tapenade

Oh, that sucks. What's stopping you from relaxing?

That sounds delicious.

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well enough. just watching tv.

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its damn fine. they use really thick cuts of meat too so you get a lot of the good stuff on there.

ayyyy

anything good on?

I dislike mortadella
I very much dislike it.
I'd go further than hate.
loathe is probably even lacking.
:3

but other than that, it sounds really nice~
I'd love one without!

deep recession

Hey Babssee, how're you?

How're you?

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just watching my car shows. i like to see people fix up old junk.

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i umm.. i… i made you…. made you some mortadella…. *squee*

jyhad my ride is pretty good

D:

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I've seen better human Celestias

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ohi

what's with the face

not bad
Jess is definitely gonna jump me again tonight

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there's like a whole channel that's essentially just variations on the same theme of restoring junk cars.
it might be one of the last reasons i still buy cable.

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Celestia would look more motherly if she was human.

Well it took a few hours, but at last this thing isn't hitting 93C+ anymore, fans were so blocked with dust it was ridiculous

Could have saved so much time if they had simple put the fan under the maintenance cover, but nope.. gotta dissemble to the bare motherboard…

Fancy seeing you here.

I'm so fancy

I wrote somewhere around 350 lines of C in the past four hours. Break time!

is that arma 3?

She's just asking to be lovingly scratched

The new GF ?
Sweet as :3
Sounds like you two are really hitting it off

So having fun with the girl in nu arlens?

Canon!

I know right?
I hate that shit so much.

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It's the non-zombie addition. You know, the boring actual game.

sure am. gunna watch a movie soon

I believe it.

Just that?

yay scootafun

she fucks like a wild animal on coke, it's insane

That's just the foreplay.

Haha, suuuuuuuuuure you are, in fact, that's alllll you're going to do, watch an entire movie from start to finish without distraction ~
:P

Unf

i had an arma 3 server with exploding zombies for a while. they also have raptors. i could never get those to work though.

Sure is!
How's it going Smokes?

Rap!

Yeah, this is actually the first time I open a laptop to this level, watched a full dissemble video, was a bit tricky at parts but thankfully I didn't mess up anything on the motherboard

Newer laptops usually have the fans accessible when you open the main back cover, this one didn't have that.. so hours of stress and worry, but was worth it in the end

how's u?

How are ya?

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She looks so soft and cuddly.

I saw a bunch of youtubers play with raptors in the game. Shit was so funny. Their AI is so stupid.

i'm alright. took the day off from work so i could work on my car.

I'm about to have lunch.
I'm glad the laptop repair worked out well for you :3

I've saved ~3 grand now, so I'm definately going to upgrade when the 1080's reach us here.
the only thing I'm worried about is not being able to get my hands on windows 7.

she's no sweetie belle but I'm coping

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it's been improved. i was able to test in the editor, and it was pretty awesome. they jump on you and knock you on the ground.

epoch was the mod i played, iirc. it's ok.
still not as fun as day z. arma 3 isn't as fun as arma 2 just because of the vehicles and guns.

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Wait…how did someone as pessimist as you get a gf after all those terrible things you've said about life and people in general?

Ya, a dino apocalypse isn't as fun as a zombie apocalypse anyways.

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Are you Dragk?

No, don't even know who that is.

dinos are too smart. plus they shit everywhere.

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He's a tumble pony artist guy who has an extreme obsession of princess celestia. Even went full tulpa in an attempt to make her real.

Now, if someone was willing to make it more fun and interesting by making a total conversion mod that turns the entire island into Jurassic Park, then maybe I'll be more inclined to play with dinos.

Wowwee, autism.

Well, he is good at drawing Celestia

While I like Celestia a lot, I'd never actually feel bad about her not being real. That being said, it'd be nice if she was real.

that would be neat. a lot of work though.

I like him a lot, on those grounds.

Keep posting his shit

ikr? There's nothing wrong with falling in love with tv show characters, but don't let it turn into extreme psychosis.

sue me

because like I keep telling you fuckers, I'm incredible. That's really all there is to this. Not my fault you can't trust the word of god on it's own.

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I don't think Sweetie would fuck like that tbh, so I think you lucked out~

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Incredibly fucked in the head maybe.

Yeah, just don't go tumblr tier with "my imaginary friends are totally real guys, c'mon" and it's all good. Hell, I mentioned earlier that I had a wet dream about Celestia last night if you scroll up in the thread.

Oh I see!

thx :3

also sweet, looks like you'll have quite the monster to build! :P

hmm why's that?

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apparently people aren't legally allowed to sell 7 here anymore or some such other bullshit.

I have at least 3 wet dreams a week. I've even had 3 wet dreams in a single night that I could remember.

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That's… intense.

Last time I checked, whipped cream didn't look that much like jizz.
(checked)

I mean, I've gotten use to it. I get a double wet dream night like once every 2-3 weeks

Don't know what you're talking about.

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I meant to say "our creams", not whipped cream

do you like, never masturbate or have sex?

I'm a virgin, but I masturbate. The 3 in 1 happened after a day I got off 3 times already.

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uh… that's… not normal…

Oooh! Is this thread about masterbation now?

I wish!
but I have something for you, give me a minute to find it~

He's a sexual tyrannosaur

Is she doing a duck face?

Not normal for you.

Sure, why not.

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here it is.
I think that's everything for now

It's insane!

this as well!

5-6 times a day seems normal too me.

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awww is broken sqrrlling

My normal masturbation schedule is like 2-5 times a week

Shouldn't of made the wrong deal just to get his acorn fix

A WEEK! This is fap everyday 2016 you falling behind!

And this, and this!

Is bein fixed!

aaacooornnnnnnns!!!

Thas the kind of wings she needs.

Still got teh lolipop!

Lookin!

If he's lying, they'll break the other one.

Did she do some drugs her something? She looks all abstract and is drooling.

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Last one!
For now anyway~

He needs to learn to stay away from loansquirrels.

awwww

oh noes! I'm a flood!

still flooding

She did a bunch of Alumx.

derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-alumx

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not

Oh Minotaur still ignoring my Ratfolk so she went and seduced the Kitsune Pirate captain

Pathfinder?

I have a whole folder labeled princest what a strange name.

yes

hawt

More

oh my some of these are lewd! Wen did I save these?

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teres tat flood again

666 replies in tread

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How is a squirrel?

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smushed pizza>>5768734

Those two are too young for the sandwiches I had in mind.

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Pretty darned good. In our pathfinder game the minotaur keeps ignoring me so gave up on him. Found me a kitsune pirate captain at least I want have to spend all my money on potians of giant growth.

so sad!

How are you Discord?

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just try to provide distractions so she can escapes now and then.