Describe your ideal girlfriend

Why would you want a fat piece of shit who doesnt take care of themself? Seriously? Are you some beta cuckold? What kinda toxoplasma gondi shit is this?

Maybe he lives in a cold climate and part of her appeal is that she can act like a central heating unit…

>8 years old

At least when you put your dick in her hand it will look normal size…

Were the pedos really keeping the normies away senafag?

sick burn faggot

I don't know. I have never had a gf, never wanted one either, so I haven't given it much thought.

SINCE THIS THREAD IS SOMEWHAT UPDATED

What does "e00001" mean when I try to go to a thread?

I've been getting that yesterday and today. Especially today for 5 threads I want to read

Is my IP banned or something?

Hotwheels has uploaded himself to the matrix & he is filtering unsavoury material to protect your fragile ego.

e0001 is the code that appears when that happens

shitty coding. It mean the thread as been 404'd.

has been*

ABSOLUTELY REDDIT

kys

Here's my why foo

My right hand.

Literally anyone that can tolerate me and isn't too unattractive

Literal genius
deeply submissive
absolutely loyal and obedient
18 years old
beautiful
serious gamer, still in shape
rich

Guess I'm shit outta luck

Hell, if I could find a girl with even half of these traits, she'd be wife material right there…

I doubt I'll ever be able to find a girl with even a quarter of these traits who's willing to date a social autist like me, hell a girl with a quarter of these non-physical traits is a rare unicorn…

Oh, and a virgin.*

Now I've eliminated 99.99% of the female gene pool that would be willing to get married to me.

The sad part is you are.

Yeah virgin is a big plus for me too

Too bad realistically that means i can only want to date 12 year olds LOL since most girls lose it between 13-16

The uglier ones and shy ones still even then have sex by 17-19

Literally no girl (unless religious reasons) is a virgin after 20

And that sucks for me since im 27. Always wanted to lose it to a girl and we end up being together like my parents but different generation i guess. bunch of whores nowadays

It kinda hurts when i actively think i wont be a girls first and pop open a virgin so i try not to think about it too much or else i cry. i use porn to dull my senses and mind

Tall (I'm 6'4 so it's a must in the sack)
Dark hair (brown or black is fine)
No tattoos or stupid body mods
Not unusually ugly (think Becky Cliffe or Laina Morris, Lisa Foiles, or Melissa Rauch)
Not fat (pudge is acceptable but if s see a "dunlap" or muffin top I'm outty, too young to have to live around such nastiness)
Good Work Ethic
Quick witted but not snooty about it
Smart but not pretentious
Not overly emotional or compassionate
Sexually inexperienced (I'd rather not have a "town crotch")
No dyke or hipster haircuts
I can't stand a dismissive attitude
No addictions beyond soda
Not tech dependent (i.e. Can leave her phone in another room and not worry about it)
I would prefer my woman not be very interested in my hobbies so that I can fib to get out of shit and/or we have plenty to talk about.
And most importantly MUST hate niggers.

You know as much as I dislike pedos, society is really moving men towards that direction and I'm not entirely opposed to the idea of contracts saying a girl can get married at 12 and live together with a guy, they just won't fuck until she graduates or drops out of HS for this exact reason.

The virgin issue is one of the biggest issues for me since I know the stats on non-virgins and generally the more people a woman has fucked, the less loyal she'll be… I might be willing to justify it if she's only fucked like one guy and there was a good reasoning behind it like they'd been dating for multiple years/planning on getting married but something happened.

I know that feel all too well, bro. Only 21 myself. Went through an alcoholism/weed phase for the last six months due to depression and ballooned up in size, so now I'm trying to get /fit/ again. By the time I'm /fit/ again though, my chances will have gone from about 30% to pretty much null.

There is one girl who would probably be willing to lose her virginity with me, but I'm not sure how I feel about the prospect of fucking a Black-Asian-English mixed race gal…

Every time I reply to one of these threads some butthurt cunt gets angry about what I want because she doesn't measure up. OP said "ideal" not "what I would settle for.

-Short
-Extremely naturally busty
-Blue eyes
-Pale skin
-Dark hair
-Full lips
-Rosy cheeks
-Glasses
-Complete and total 100% virgin, but sexually curious. When I say 100% I mean she's never done ANYTHING with another guy's dick.
-Completely straight.
-Into geeky things or at least able to tolerate that I am.
-Sane, no mental or emotional disorders.
-Likes to cook and bake.
-Wants to have a big family.
-Will also swallow my load three times a day happily.
-Intelligent and able to argue both with me and alongside me.
-Old-fashioned and a traditionalist.
-Politically extremely conservative.
-Likes the idea of chivalry and me sticking up and defending and protecting her, but if shit went down would jump into the fight to help me out if it looked like it wasn't going my way.

Strive to improve yourselves rather than tearing down girls who are better than you, ladies.

Shit user, just go to a Catholic church.

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I guess I'm for you oniichan

around 6 ' and slender with thigh gap.

25

straight blond hair past shoulders. cute small/medium tits.

soft spoken

into a traditional art or craft like ceramics, but not a pretentious way

like minimal techno, future garage, deep house etc.

introvert

shaven cunt, no flaps

happy to be a housewife.

wears woolen jerseys and isn't obsessed with typical dumb female shit like phones and facebook.

knows how to take it easy.

Pretty much my gf, except she is latina, and maybe the voice

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Yeah I think she and I need to have a talk. Fuck.

i have what you've described; its actually opened my eyes to a lot of things.

mainly that no-friends gamers are a pain in the ass when they don't listen to you. i'm probably going to leave her when shes lost weight and has friends.

You the same user from the other day that got all the advice about being indifferent toward your gf?

I honestly can't think of anything else, even just half of the personality ones would be nice. The physical ones can vary a bit too but not drastically (I don't want my gf to be taller than me).

so far my gf's have been blond, lightblue eye'd, my hight, small tits and mentally broken beyond repair.

I'd like something different now, maybe Asian, but they're tricky. Redheads are too rare and always taken. I'm not going black. Maybe goth. I'd like something with bigger tits this time, though. I'm cool if she's a little bit plum, as long as she's clean.

I'm disappointed in you guys, all the girls mentioned so far are redneck-tier

That's gonna be one hard search.

I'm not even gonna comment on the rest. You'll have better luck looking within the religious crowd.

I don't know what gf I want but I know that these

are toxic to me

Cute and with good cultural taste (in music, films, books, etc). Ignorance is not good for me. At all. I can deal with a certain reasonable degree of ignorance but she must at least be interested in the stuff she hasn't had the time to discover yet. If she doesn't care about knowing your cult classics, into the trash she goes.

Yeah and as mentally stable as possible, I can deal with an autistic girl but if she's batshit insane, I follow the golden rule: don't put dick in crazy.

skinny eastern european aged 25-30 that kicks my ass and makes me look after myself, and is mean 50-75% of the time

I really don't understand this, are you really that much of a retard that you judge a person's worth by the media that they consume? Is there really nothing else that gives you a sense of identity? Protip bruh: you are not the shitty movies you watch and you are not the shitty music you listen to, sucks that you have to miss out on so much nice poon just girls don't like Pink Floyd or Coheed and Cumbria or whatever shitty bands you listen to. Just sayin

okay…

I don't think you actually know what goths are like in real life

Actually I don't but damn it goth girls are such a turn on.

insurance

That pic is totally incoherent with what you say, you seem to like plebs. Yes, I hate intentional ignorance. And I don't care if she doesn't like every single thing I like. What I hate is people that think it's enough to just watch the latest blockbusters, listen to the latest Top 10 songs and read Hunger Games and not care about the rest.

I pity you if you think having culture is not an important trait to you, enjoy your ignorant whores. I think that's much more important than the color of their hair or their eyes.

tldr: you want to fuck a female version of yourself

Fuck you, I want someone I can have an interesting conversation with.

yeah, and you're so arrogant that you just want to have a conversation with yourself, just hear someone agree with all your dumb opinions on crab bands and films

where can I find one?

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Where do you take that from? Let me tell you where, out of your ass. I can't even desire for someone interested in culture and you assume I want her to agree with me at all times and have my exact same tastes. Fuck you, you're the arrogant here, assuming shit of people you don't know and feeling all superior. You're a major prick, have a nice fucking day.

My pic was a ironic, such a well-cultured person such as yourself should have noticed that.

Nobody likes fucking dumb plebs that just eat up whatever shit that's given to them (unless of course plebs themselves), but whenever I read some dumbass expecting someone to have a major in shitty Hollywood movies, music and books, it just makes me seem like he's another fucking fedora wearing faggot who places his self-worth on the obscure shit his into instead of better traits like confidence, fitness, wealth, intelligence, etc…

But whatever floats your boat man.

go watch a johnny depp film and listen to death grips or whatever shit it is you do

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not a mean one that will be a tough love mum substitute no

I'm guessing low end jobs in London?

As an Eastern European I can tell you that you won't find many girls like that here but their mother-in-laws will probably be like that.

do you have a sister…

Sure! My sister has a sparkling personality

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would she be able to translate pic related and watch it with me?

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Yeah whatever. I didn't say or pretend you have to have a major in culture or shit, but you have to be at least interested in discovering intellectual stuff. While you seem to value normie traits (confidence, fitness, wealth, intelligence? Are you sure you're in the right website m8?), I value the intellect more than the body. I sound like a fedorafag here but seriously, if the girl is not atrociously ugly and is well cultured, she's way more attractive to me than an airhead bimbo.

hey retard

the question was "your ideal girlfriend", keep telling yourself a bang average girl that likes your shitty music is "ideal"

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it's in russian you uncultured swine

It is ideal to me, you fucking retard. It's my fucking opinion so shove your superficial vision of an "ideal" girlfriend up your ass.

a women to kick your ass?
wtf man, are you one of those types that enjoys being beaten and such?

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figuratively, not literally

Yes! She speaks fluent shitgargle

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Well that's your cup of tea dude but whatever and tbh fam idk where the fuck I am anymore, you're right, I'm a normie, I'm just going to fuck off back to facebook.

A shitload of people seem to be into this, just look at modern movies and games. Fucking cancer fetish, and then those who have this also assume that everybody else would get beaten by those women.

You're a retard and you know it.

Please do so and never come back.

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Then why can't I read it you nigger hippie

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I'm after a slut who loves to shit-gargle their kid daughters' turds.
I asked in Facebook, but I received no helpful replies, I'm afraid.

He means this show

What's reddit?

I don't understand the obsession with virginal girls, I mean I guess, kinda, but I really do like sluts. some drunk slut and a party talking/acting slutty gives me such a boner, and then to be the one fucking them at the end of the night is the best shit in the world

Femanon here.
Pretty much everything that OP described, except I'm as white as you can get.

I'm with the sincere belief that most who are saying strictly virgins are those also virgin or very poor in bed, this is coming from someone who's only ever slept with two people and has had male partners exceeding 5 sexual partners.

They're paki virgins.

My own height.
Thin,
Look delicate,
Skinny legs
little roud ass
Orange haired
Pale, no freckle.
from average c breasts to a really big h cup
Nymphomaniac disorder but still loyal
Find me hilarious
Really afectous and always stick by me
Plays video games with me.
Like to see my erect penis.

Basically my ex, minus the loyalty and the tits.

That is all.

I'm lost. What do you mean by this?

Not a tranny I'd bet.

Short
Petite
Small breast
tight ass
White
stays fit
Traditionalist (not progressive cunt)
Enjoys reading
Enjoys outdoors
Does not enjoy gaming or TV unless it's educational.
Fairly quiet, not hyper, likes to relax.

pedofag detected

you will not learn it until you burn yourself

i like them inexperienced so i can have another level of control over them. there are numerous reasons for someone wanting a virgin.

empirical knowledge is fine and dandy, but it doesn't cover everything…

I hate children, they're fucking annoying. Never had any luck with tall women, they were always cunts probably being treated like models when they grew up. All my exes were shorter. Can't stand people that act like they're special or superior.

>real

Uh-huh.

Keep scrolling, I know your type. You read the description and you think "Aww, these seem like nice guys, I bet I'm better than any bitch these guys wa- OH. Oh, so because I sucked a million dicks I'm not good enough, huh?! Well you losers probably just can't get laid anyway! So what if I can distinguish more flavors of semen than ice cream? Y-you just have unrealistic standards! I'm perfect! You're just, stupid! I've been told I was flawless all my life! Your loss, losers! It's better to be experienced! You'll never know what it's like to fuck my gaping floppy cunt!"

How is the middle one toxic?

Vinnie Poox is pretty much the easiest Russian cartoon to translate right after the rabbit and wolf soviet Tom and Jerry, man.

tall (i'm tall so it would be weird otherwise)
brown hair
green eyes
small boobs
skinny
doesn't (need to) wear makeup
not a fake bitch
funny
sweet
virgin

basically my gf :)
pls no hate

got litteraily everything except for intelligent…

Jesus, this post is depressing. Are you a real person, OP?

I am SO close on this one.

Personality:

Physically:

Style:

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You forgot a few.

Haters gonna hate

you want a boyfriend user.

Real.

willing to exchange money for sexual services

Nu pogodi was fucking awesome, I'd watch it over Tom and Jerry any day.

Cuck detected.

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Short with big breasts and a helpful/cheerful personality.

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anything that isn't a filthy fucking subhuman, i'll settle for

her foreheads so big it looks like a fivehead

GAAAAAAAAAY

What, are you a cuck? You take shit from your girl?

What, are you a loser? You can't support yourself and your family?

>exists

>5'4 - 5'9

I'd have more luck finding a good woman with the mormons than the catholics.

Either way, religious girls I've tried to go out with have tended to turn out to be sluts.

I mean, I'm 5'11, but you gotta have a couple inches difference so she can cuddle up to you, you both interlock legs, and you rest your head on hers.

Do you even romance you fucking faggot?

It's a fetish. Obsessive girls are bossy and it shows how they need you so badly

I make a lot more than $25k/yr, I just want a girl who if she is single is stable enough to maintain a job that pays her at least that, instead of being a mooch or welfare queen.

I do nigger except im 6'2 and my girlfriend is like 5'3 so its a bit hard

I feel you, Senafag. I feel you really hard right about now.

I suppose if I were to classify my ideal woman:

Find me a girl who meets those criteria, and I would happily consider. But until that day comes, I'll not worry about it. Why obsess over something so dubious?

I'm so sorry.

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the kind that leaves after i fuck her so i can handle my shit. i was married once, never again.

Maybe if I describe her, the gods of pussy will hear me:

Midget. Eww…

Disgusting.

Masculine body. Gay.

Implying a Slavic girl would date such a cyka as yourself.

Implying a Japanese girl would date such a baka as yourself.

Kicks your ass. Cuck.

Absolutely disgusting.

The 80s are over granpa.

More bestiality. Fucking gross.

My God. I thought Jim banned all the pedos.

Gay.

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I just want one who is

example image related

Kek'd

Don't pretend that you wouldn't go absolutely fucking head-over-heels if any female even bothered to look in your direction. Just because you're anonymous doesn't mean we can't see you for what you are.

How are you even able to type anymore? Surely you must have chewed your own fingers off by now.

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Problem with neet girls is that as soon as they have steady food that isnt top ramen, they blow up like a balloon. Soon you will need your harpoon to even get her out of bed. Your friends will start calling you Ahab and your car will sink.

I think you are me, user.

having a cutesy animal that leeches off of you is a waste of time, being one is where it is

Disgusting. Belongs in the oven.

Very disgusting.

Mildly disgusting.

Severely disgusting.

Disgusting with a dash of nauseating.

You tell 'em, boss.

I'm translating this as;
The more disgusting you think it is, the more you want it

at least you have good taste

you'd love biker chicks, get something like a harley or something and they'll flock to you
maybe ara bonus points if you're a scrawny nerd

Ladyboy detector is off the charts

we're the same person

I'd date and fuck this but would corrupt the fuck out of her and get her to pierce her clit and blow smoke rings out of her asshole

This doesn't compute and you have no idea what irl goth chicks are like

It is you, who are the pleb

I've fucked a lot of sluts but I'd still rather fuck a virgin than some kind of backwater burnt out whore with no standards

no dude you want to fuck kids

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we get it, you're red-pilled
not that you have bad taste or anything but come on man

the only answer i thought was short and sweet but not shallow

eh, what the fuck

That's only true when you include nigs and spics. Some crazy percentage of girls graduate from college still virgins.

It's easy to find virgins, dude. Girls like older guys.

They might stick to fellatio for a while but one of the main reasons to make such a change would be so girls can start families in their teens.

And have you heard of telegony?

Why, is she ugly?

No, if you've taken a couple girls' virginities you know how much harder they fall for you.

But it's also a male jealousy thing you can't get. Used meat isn't as attractive.

LOYAL.

Virgin
Faithful

Thats all I care about. Mine doesnt exist because of #2

But, ya know, it's all about that ideal girlfriend/wife material. You'd be lucky to find half of what you ask for.

14
petite
blond hair
blue eyes
nerd
cute feet

Mine:

You deserve exactly what you'd get if you did date that girl.

I know, and beyond the horror stories and bunny boilers, I don't regret sticking my dick in crazy as often as possible.
Dannielle broke of her engagement, I really should hit her up ASAP.

pick one. jeez

Short
Small breasts
Likes mammals/amphibians
Hates birds/fish
Dosn't talk to much
Virgin
Pale skin
Lethargic
Bi sexual (aka lets me watch/join while she fucks other girls)
Conservative
Modest

Pick one.

no

I have resigned to my fate.

My ideal girlfriend, also her voice box has been removed.

Weird, pic didn't post.

Alright, but there's a huge difference between having slept with a few people and being a total whore.

"gaping floppy cunt" 10/10 actually kek'd.

That I can understand. But then nowadays aren't you really just saying you want to fuck a mentally underdeveloped 15y/o chick? Most females lose their virginity at around 17-18– at least in the country that I live in, so you're batting at under 18's?

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I honestly think that the body doesn't matter that much, as long as she isn't unbearably unattractive. Really, all I want is a cute loyal girl that will play some vidya with me and is willing to go out and try things

MIne:

Not bad, don't see why being a virgin or not matters though

this

not a bad list, although you're a little specific regarding appearance. sometimes you just have to separate yourself from some of their physical features in order to not let a fucking amazing person slip through the cracks.

What do you think of my list, user? I've gotten some shit for it on 4chan before.

I have plenty reason to care.
You know how love is a chemical reaction in the brain? Well, just like any other chemical, continued exposure creates a tolerance, dulling its effects. It's just like drugs. The first high is always the strongest, and ten years later you'll be injecting yourself at any possible moment just to feel something.
Not to mention the appeal of purity. What self-respecting man wants a soggy roast beef sandwich with several bites taken out of it?
There's also the health aspect. Less partners means less chance of having your banana go moldy from being too close to the roast beef sandwich.
You do you, but I have standards. Maybe they'll keep me from getting laid, but at least I'll have some dignity left because of it.

Ace

No need to be a dick about it. I get where you're coming from, but there's a big difference between not being a virgin and being a whore.

You care too much about appearances. She also sounds very dull, aside from being an independent thinker. But at the same time I can see why you'd want this, I've dated basically this girl and it was fine. Just not for me.

Sorry for late reply, I was cooking.

Thanks user. I fall more in line with how this guy thinks

Lots of other guys do too, honestly. I dislike how much pressure the Internet and western culture has put on guys to accept sluts and whores and date them.

Also, the current "status quo" if you will makes virgin women insecure. I've talked to a few online that think that guys don't like them because of their virginity. If only they know how we really felt.

You don't get it. If you really got it, why would you ask at all?
There is no difference between a non-virgin and a whore, except one is merely a stepping stone to the other. The only way to stop it is to only have one partner.

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she is cute, user, go for it

Her tits have more texture than her eyes, and her right shoulder is the hunchback of Notre Dame

Don't even get me started on the poportions
mutant/10

fucking degenerate weaboo those tits are bigger than her fucking head

degenerate/10

should cowtits be a bannable offense?

MOO

I'm saying I get your way of thinking, I just don't agree with it.

I just don't think it's a big deal.

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Fair enough. Like I said, you do you, and I'll do me.
You got me curious though, what is it you don't like about virginity?

The pic is random and barely related, anons

I know, I'm just trying to figure out why anyone would want to have that monstrosity on their hard drive

I just don't really care if a girl has had sex before being with me, as long as they weren't a slut or anything.

By the way, I prefer that this hot woman is petite, American Asian, or could be white but must be brunette. She has plenty of face freckles and 5'3. She never cleans her pussy and deals with it's consequences and doesn't shower untill someone notices after she has put on layers of perfume. She also doesn't change her panties very often and wears the same pair for what seems months. It's stained and smells as it is unwashed. Story with pictures of a woman who gets 9 days off of work from Saturday to Sunday the next week and she decides she wants to be a carefree adult baby and orders a massive amount of food from Amazon to make big loads of shit for the 9 days. She gets a onesie that she has been sleeping and it's unwashed and it's covering the feet but not at the hands. She also wears four layers of diapers under her onesie. She begins her buffet but realizes it doesn't matter and starts eating with her hands and finishes an assortment of food allocated for that day, separately for breakfast, lunch, and dinner of course. She makes a big mess in her diaper the first day and doesn't even change. Over the course of the days she doesn't shower either. She lays stagnant in front of the TV or sitting in front of her computer enjoying her messy freedom. Some times she feels horny and puts down what ever she's eating, especially if it's squishy, down her first diaper to feel the warmth or squishy ness to add to the mess. Sometimes she will rub her shit all over her clit and mush in it. Sometimes she will take a wiff of what's down their and cum to her smell. She burps and farts, loudly and smelly. The one plant she had in her room dies because of the stench. Usually when she farts some poop comes out, sometimes liquid, sometimes solid, she has shown the first stages of incontinence. She doesn't open her windows because she wants to digest her smell. One day near the end she's laying in bed and makes another huge mess, and by this point she's coverad in food stains, hand filthy from all the food she's eating uncivilized, room is a mess and smells, she's filthy as well and smelly and dirty uncleaned, as well as unshaven. he bed has many food stains in it as well. But on this day near the end, her 4 layers of diapers have hit maximum capacity and began to leak. Her onesie begins to turn brown at her crotch and her bed becomes stained. She has to stay like this for the last few days too. For the first few hours she tries to deal with the mess and soggyness but she begins to feel horny and doesn't care anymore about the condition of the room. She even disregards her own cleanliness, or whatever is left. She stands up on the bed and takes off her diapers with her arms inside the onesie and lets the shit slide down into where her padded footsies are. She steps in her own shit, lower body filled with shit. She smells worse than a portapotty but she gets an even bigger orgasim from the smell and feel. With her hands still under her onesie she smears the shit all over her body below her neck. Her entire onesie smelly and brown she lays on her bed relaxed. She doesn't car ethe bed is stained, she's happy. The next day she doesn't give a shit anymore and takes her onesie off and spends the remaining days naked with dried and new shit all over her, but below the neck. She Ruines her bed from pissing and shitting all over it, she took off the protective layer as well for maximum saturation. She was living in a literal pigsty and she loved every second of it. But the last day came as well as her food supply. she didn't want to clean up. But she needed to at least shower for work. She decided that she would shower early in the morning and stay dirty until then. She got her sleeping bad out and slept in it for that last night. She took a pretty large shit in it and wallowed in it. Her sleeping bag was internally coverad with her shit and piss, closly tightened around her body. She masturbated for most of that night and occasionally opened the bag a bit to get a whiff of her stench. Occasionally she would swallow a lot of air to fart and she would sniff that as well. In the morning, when she had to shower and rinse her filth, she found that no matter how hard she tried, her stench of the previous 9 day stuck on her. She went to work smelly like shit and piss with a hint of spoiled food. She didn't care of peoples reactions, she loved that she smelled like a peice of shit.

You're just neutral, I can understand that.
But I don't think I could bring myself to be so lenient.

While I typically don't care about appearance in a woman, and I prefer a woman's personality over everything seeing as everyone gets ugly when they age, this would be my ideal female. Of course it's going to be specific with appearance. I'd find it unbelievable for someone to not be specific with an ideal person, either as someone you look up to or someone you want to live the rest of your life with, when it's all completely hypothetical in the first place.

Haha, you are really replying to this guy in here user. Not even in a hostile way, but you two got your own thing going on. I fail to describe it at this moment, but it's special, and I don't mean that in an ironic or gay way.

We can all share ideas. I'm glad you agree with my standards. We all care about appearance. I'm going to think about what he said, since he said I care too much. But I also mentioned other things. I was never attracted to the sluts, or the whores, or any of the edgy 'alternative; women they want us to find acceptable. I grew up with an idea of what a normal, decent woman is and that idea has only grown stronger as I've gotten older.

Oh… nevermind. I thought you were talking about my list here

I'll put myself to bed.

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Can't seem to find this kind of girl on my own. Thinking about making a tinder. Anyone got tips?

As far as specifics i don't really give a shit. I wouldn't want to date someone who had the same interests as myself, i would rather them introduce me into what they're into.

However as far as looks i've noticed i have a taste for a specific type of look, i don't know what the look would be called butpic related

especially Sky Ferreira, she has this worn out, druggy look that i fucking love for some reason.

So you want a goth club girl without any club in her.
Okay.

I don't really know what real goth girls are like tbqh since I never actually met them. I just really have a fetish for their dark fashion and lots of make up.

Regardless, if I find one I promise you she's gonna be my bitch. ;)

Lel

R8 my imaginary gf's

Yeah, kys. Nice dubs tho

That specific kind of look is called "disgusting".

Shit taste fam, kys.

6/10 base rating.

6/10 Confirmed! Nice dubs btw

A-are you me?
I love the lewd Discordian cult, and aesthetics too

>>>Holla Forums

aNYThing I don't like should be a bannable offense.

Can you please ban yourself and me and everyone in this thread?

PLEASE I NEED TO GO BACK TO MY LIFE ALL THOSE FAGGOTS I HATE MISS ME(USER WAS KNISHED FOR THIS POTATO)

Pic related is as close as a could find in a couple minutes.
Joke's on you assholes though because I'm currently fucking a chick just as described.

None, because I am confident enough in myself I don't need to be emotionally bound to another person.

And I've never met a woman who wasn't stupid.

Translation:
"I'm a MGTOW"

Well, this isn't Holla Forums where everyone attacks everyone else for being a cuck or shill or 1/32 a nigger or something stupid like that. This thread doesn't even have to be hateful. People can give positive criticisms on people with similar views instead of attacking other people for not liking what they like. But the word I can think of that comes closest to what you're describing is something like, "bromance" or something along those lines.

Everyone has standards, but we put those standards aside because we know we could never find that perfect someone for us. If that was possible, I think most people in this world wouldn't be at each others throats. Maybe in the future, they'll have some sort of science that allows you to genetically modify or even create a human being from scratch and everyone will be happy, but we live in the time period where everyone's a retard and we attack each other for stupid shit or for no reason at all. Honestly, I'm getting fucking tired of people lacking common sense and being able to see that they have a good life where they live in a place with so many opportunities and they squander them because they only want to climb to the top. It's disgusting.

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Yes. But I still genuinely don't see anything wrong with my standards. I'm trying to not be shallow yet also filter out the bad ones at the same time.

The world you want may never happen, user. But at least we have it in our minds. At least we can discuss it on Holla Forums and think of what could be.