Good aftermoon, 8gaggers

Good aftermoon, 8gaggers,

I come as an emissary from JIDF.
We created Holla Forums to destroy Holla Forums just because we can.

We already:
…and that's only the beginning.
If you don't give into our demands by 12 AM GMT on the 30th we will finish off the site

Our demands are:
1) Send 0.005 bitcoins to 1A7MLZrwRBNTd2XDi6fMiKgrfHvjw3QxuH
2) Delete the Holla Forums board
3) Promote the Infinity Never developer, Josh, to head admin of the site
4) Send an official letter of complete surrender to Gawker
5) Send us a pictures of Josh's deformed dick like he promised after Infinity Never

If these demands are not met the consequences WILL be dire
Let negotiations proceed.

Fuck off nigger

no u

That's $2..
Wtf are you gonna buy with two fucking dollars m8?

16chan.nl plz

Why do you want to se jewsh's kok?

FAGGOT

A hijacker has to stay realistic with his expectations for ransom. You are all poorfags so this amount should be fair

he promised it in december/january and you can't break a promise without consequences

this sounds serious we'd better negotiate

You still gay nigga

pls remove /marx/ too.

and /cow/

What are you, lame? This place goes down, we find somewhere else.