Are things fucked?

Wait, what the fuck is going on?
I've been gone for like 2 weeks. The fuck did I miss?!

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Have you ever seem that move Bruce Almighty?

You know the part where he turns into god and decides to answer all the prayers with a push of a button?

Apparently Jim did the same when Hotwheels handed his account to Jim and it have 900 reports of what apparently was CP(which most were not) and just pushed a button to ban everyone.

Oh also, those reports weren't Global Reports but just regular reports that the BO have to answer for but since he had the admin he banned everyone.

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Jim is a CIA agent. Proove me wrong.

Jim's an incompetent grandpa and managed to accidentally ban shit-tons of people by complete accident while range-banning CP bots. Went into the entirely wrong report list- normal reports handled by board owners, not global reports- and stepped on tens of thousands of toes.

Lots of board owners and volunteers are shitting their drawers over it for one reason or another, be it that pedo threads are being banned, that Jim's a bumbling dolt, or that they were banned and then unbanned without an official explanation until just recently.

I'd advise you stay put on this chan and totally ignore the calls for exoduses (exodii?), honestly. What's happened was one hell of a big hiccup and the kneejerk MOVE TO ANOTHER CHAN GUYS wouldn't help anybody unless you could magically ensure everyone switches to just one particular chan to make sure the userbase is carried over unscathed. Listing like ten or twenty fucking alternatives will just splinter the shit out of it and make sure nothing coagulates on any board.

Do you feel now what it's like to be a Linux user?

It hurts. I'm alone, cold and afraid.

Linux is terrifying.

I got banned from /r9k/ for CP. I never posted any CP though. I guess Jim to blame for this?

HOLY SHIT GAIS!
IT'S JUST ANOTHER DAY ON Holla Forums
GET YOUR UMBRELLA FOR THE INCOMING SHITSTORMS!

Jim is selling your information if you're cool with that stay.

Everything will be okay they said.

Install Linux they said.

I'm really tired, so I don't feel like typing it all rn, but you missed

A LOT.

By the way, here's your new home:

finalchan.net/r/catalog.html

start getting comfy user

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the cripple got replaced thankfully

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finalchan is cancer, they delete everything.

it will a blow over and be forgotten about.

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I dont understand why th ebooks are censored

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That whore can't cook. What a turn off. Modern women jeez.

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well the worst is clearly her not getting naked, or her boyfriend being a faggot and buying her a iphone.

(Doubledubs check'd)
They don't delete much tbh. They split Holla Forums into 2 boards, a meme board (/sp/) and a normal discussion board, /r/.

This thread gets locked because the same was posted on another board finalchan.net/r/res/4982.html

also porn get's deleted.

no

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1725919868

WTF!!? Since when do webms have *Sound?

some are better without sound

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