What are some cool things to do before suicide?

In case I want to commit suicide what are some interesting things to do which you can't normally do?
I mean potentially I could even fly to another country or something…idk.
Also how many sleeping pills do I need to take to make sure I die?

Go around punching random people for a bit.

Do this

You're better not serious. At best you'll damage your kidneys with that.

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Is there more?

Don't know sorry user

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try getting a job and an education

He said before, not instead of.

Ye olde photoshop presidents onto bullmoose?

still stands and quotes should be in quotation marks

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Kill as many degenerates as possible, steal all their valuables then give them to a quality person who has been sabotaged by said degenerates.

do it, faggot

Don't die for nothing, die for a good cause, write a manifesto and go out with a bang and not a wimper.

drugs

go sky diving
but make sure to actually pull the cord before you hit the ground so it doesn't look like suicide, but a parachute failure.

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this.
ever wanted to do a shuryuken? now's your chance

and fuck a prozzy, a high class one who'll lick your bumhole or some shit

*At least rape a hot woman. If you think you'll get your useless feeling cringed, kill her after. Woman only exist to opress. I wouldn't recommend someone with kids though , it made me feel quite bad even if she lives at the other side of the planet. But it was fun and I came 3 times.

Like said, don't die for nothing. There are millions of people around us who deserve a good beating or a knife between their ribs with slowly fatal
consequences. Think about peadophiles, animal abusers, female junkies, or that one neighbor who thinks you're a Fucking weirdo. Follow them, sneak into their house or when they're alone somewhere else shoot them in the back. Don't forget an suppressor.

* personally I like drugs a lot, so get some LSD , mushrooms or if you have big hairy balls like a real man, get some heroin. Of course you should have smoked weed otherwise you have never lived. Remember that drugs are bad because they're too good and ruin your life. You don't have one so call your local drug dealer now and do him a favor.


* We all know politicians are the biggest cancer on this planet besides people on 9Gag. This will be an obvious suicide by cop but it's one of the generous things you can do as a human being. Make sure you'll follow them a little through twitter and TV and know where they will be. It's not that hard, I can assure you. Buy a high kaliber gun to be sure that filthy bastard dies and won't become even more famous.

* I can't place this picture or idea for you but do whatever you dreamed off. If you van afford it, travel, or donate your shit to people who actual deserve it.

Good luck although I hope you already made your decision.

Faggoty way to go.

Moar like that?

Make everyone accept suicide as a good thing.

Seriously.

all the best with your suicide

live happy and fulfilling long life, have many kids and grandkids

become a saint and a rock to as many people as possible.

then (after a couple of months) jump off a tall building without warning.

Do a flip, faggot.

if you really want to die then hang yourself

Yelling how great God is.

Hanging is for degenerates with no standards.

It's a very reliable method as long as you use a strong rope and tie it to something securely.

You need benzos+opiods+alcohol in order to be able to kill yourself.

You're better off betting on an inert gas from a non-cheap non-safe company.

Nitrogen is the best, followed by helium, then argon and finally carbon monoxide.
But you need a good valve, a good tube and a good mask.

A glass of half a teaspoon of cyanide mixed with water will also kill you. But I assure you cyanide isn't pleasant. It's quick, but not pleasant.

Throw your shit away, sell what you can.
Fly somewhere new, then start walking.
Keep walking, doing odd jobs for people, learn new skills.

Do it until you die of old age or natural causes.

pretty cool plan.

it would have the biggest effect.

also knock up a few ugly girls and promise them the world.

then do a flip, knowing you'll leave misery and turmoil for many years to come.

It's a reverse legacy.

go be a family supreme gentleman before sodoku