Things people would say Thread

Things people would say if:

They walked in on you watching porn.

“here comes dat boi!”

"OhgodI'msosorry".

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what the fuck are you doing?

depends. am I also fapping?

No, it's just about the porn

"Oh god, is she sucking her mothers cock ?"
I … look at a loot of shadman stuff

"Is that… is that… your daughter?!?"

Things people would say:
"stop staring at me!"
"Why do you look angry? who jerks off angry?"

Fucking saved

Care to share ?

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wife: why havent you told me?
me: because you know about my fetish but you dont wear nylon stockings to temptate me, you lazy shit!

"Need a hand?"

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GuyJerksOffInCar.webm

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I know that one

"Is that a picture of Hotwheels?"

YOU USE BOTH HANDS?!

Can we practise our wedding night again, daddy?

"oh my god, why are you watching a little girl take a shit!?"

Why does that woman have a penis?

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What about if you've heard some say that to you in real life?!?

I have contracted cancer

"Oh shit, sorry"

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wow this young boy has a big dick for a 8 yo…

u mad nigga?

This

"Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks."

"Why are those girls smelling each other's socks?"

Kènnedi Cötarelo might be a cumskin, but she's that baphomet guy's cumskin

"That sock on the floor next to you, is only wet from the shower… isn't it?"

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The Yu-Gi-Oh videos is MY thing… just like Kènnedi Cötarelo ♥
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The Yu-Gi-Oh videos is MY thing… just like Kènnedi Cötarelo ♥
The Yu-Gi-Oh videos is MY thing… just like Kènnedi Cötarelo ♥
The Yu-Gi-Oh videos is MY thing… just like Kènnedi Cötarelo ♥
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The Yu-Gi-Oh videos is MY thing… just like Kènnedi Cötarelo ♥
The Yu-Gi-Oh videos is MY thing… just like Kènnedi Cötarelo ♥
The Yu-Gi-Oh videos is MY thing… just like Kènnedi Cötarelo ♥
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The Yu-Gi-Oh videos is MY thing… just like Kènnedi Cötarelo ♥
The Yu-Gi-Oh videos is MY thing… just like Kènnedi Cötarelo ♥
The Yu-Gi-Oh videos is MY thing… just like Kènnedi Cötarelo ♥
The Yu-Gi-Oh videos is MY thing… just like Kènnedi Cötarelo ♥
The Yu-Gi-Oh videos is MY thing… just like Kènnedi Cötarelo ♥
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The Yu-Gi-Oh videos is MY thing… just like Kènnedi Cötarelo ♥
The Yu-Gi-Oh videos is MY thing… just like Kènnedi Cötarelo ♥
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I have a sock fetish and have never understood that, but I like them on women, so.