Rly makes u think

rly makes u think

more like sam reveal

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noice brb gonna fap

Is this syphilis?

I came prepared.

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This is my life now…

This is high art.

That said, I'm worried about you, Sam.

Maybe if you live in the decadent west

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I can't tell if he's being a moron with the bottom end of an ice cream or he's puffing on a really oddly shaped stogie

Did he seriously barf from smoking?
What a pussy.

What did Emma Watson do to make this kino happen?

Very noice.

she stepped out of the kitchen

I don't get it though, is Emma Watson a running meme on MDE?

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no that's what happens when you're drooling with a cigar for onward of 30 minutes

also how are you retards not getting the joke

We already get it. Sam Hyde is a joke.

tell me user, where did Sam touch you.

in his ironic place

Is this sam without his facial hair?

I don't care enough for MDE to watch their youtube videos, what's the joke?

It's a beloved SomethingAwful member. Same as these fine gender-neutrals.

PLEASE BUY MY BOOK

Sam, when are you gonna ship the fucking book you goddamn scammer?

still not funny. actually kinda sad

go back to the kitchen emma, you heard him

I would prefer if you didn't apply females belong in the kitchen, you Holla Forums asshole.

Even though this is an imposter, he's right.

WOmen don't belong in the kitchen. THey belong in the factory with the rest of the workers to overthrow the bosses.

Bane?

why do you think iam offended by this?

i loathe women. they are just sex objects to me to use and throw away. but sam hyde is still not funny

They don't even do that well, tbh.

Sexbots are the way of the future.

TruthSeeker I swear I am a 17 year female with the tightest fucking pussy you will ever see, and i'll go all the way to your house and become your sex slave if you admit Donald Trump is a great president.

BEGONE, WENCH

The only pussy for this proud man is mechanical pussy.

and boipussy

NEVER

Silly girl, don't you know i'm proudly homosexual?

what about a tranny? would you suck their girlie tinkle?

Sam Hyde is the comedic genius of our time

I prefer to be the bottom.

well yeah, I asked if you would suck a tranny's dick.

jesus christ thats disgusting

What did he mean by this?

His humor is reminiscent of old norm mcdonald, deadpan antijokes delivered in an amusing way. Maybe not everyone's cup of tea but still several orders of magnitude above a cringy nonmedy hack like tim heidecker.

How do you have pimples in your thirties? Eating too much grease oink oink

This,sam is a really smart and funny guy with retarded fans.