Milfu thread

Post your favorite milfus.

Imagine if Brad had stayed with Jennifer instead of cuck queen Angelina.

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He brought it on himself.

Overrated ugly bitch

So is this about their age or if they are actual mothers? These ones here have kids already

Looks breddy gud for 48 year old.

Both or whatever works 4 u.

Obligatory.
Obligatory Clockwork Orange joke

She doesn't have any children. She cannot be a milfu

You can judge me all you want

But I've wanted to stick my dick into this hot mess of tits and botox, ever since seeing American Pie as a kid

Post moar.

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considering American Pie popularized the term, she's basically the OG MILF

I used to fap to her on Wild on E, would still gib dick

The first one has no figure, only pedos are into that plain jane.

The second has an even worse figure and an ugly face with a giant nasty gap in her teeth to top it off. The amount of times I've seen that picture of her in her underwear from that vampire show posted as if she looks hot in it when she has the most disgustingly mournful tits I've ever seen…

Ricci has fivehead and a bad case of the ayyy's. She's also one of those poor unfortunate souls who looks like she *should* be busty, but when her top comes off there's nothing there. Like that chick that played Topanga, and Rose McGowan. They're described as if they're busty, they get roles as if they're busty, but they actually aren't which makes their whole body look weird.

Your taste is shit and so are you.

Every time I see her interviewed now all I hear people bring up is that she's a rape victim.

…Who raped her?

my nigga
jennifer lawrence will look like her in 10 years.

I can't tell you how many times I cranked it to her as a teenager.

She had a reduction. She also had one of her breasts tattooed. She totally ruined her tits

She had big ones as a teen, but had them chopped off.

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Jennifer Aniston is honestly better looking than the vast majority of younger girls I see nowadays.
Even when she isn't all dolled up she looks better than your average entitled cunt that thinks they're a automatically a princess for having a vagina.

fug

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a lotta washed-up, plastic whores in this thread
"milf" doesn't have to mean 50+ and wrinkly

This nordic goddess.

Yes Ukraine is my favourite of the nordic countries.

This is my thinking also. So many younger girls are ruined because they are fat.

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Iggy Pop looks pretty good post transition.

Did he keep the dick?

Literally an 11.

She still has a misshapen head. Would still bang, though.

Literally only an 11 for a nigger and only because she is thin.

Those eyes of hers are really something

So…Women?
Seriously have you ever talked to a real woman?

*sighs*

Stop pretending to be me, charlatan, or I'll call the police.

You're a fucking sexist trying to imply that. Most women are beautiful people, inside and out, yet you think they are all the same: shallow and vapid.

Good thing you're the fake.

Fuck you, you faker.

How ironic, considering you're literally pretending to be someone else.

That's detestable of you, stealing a man's identity. Even we Communists believe a person belongs to themselves.

You dun goofed. Everyone knows I'm an Anarchist-Communist.

I faped to her once.

Wrong, I actually believe everything belongs to everyone who isn't a white male.

She needs more fat instead of this bulimic wrinkly shit.

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*Twirls cape and tapdances over to you
Faggot