Let's tell a story

You decide to go on an adventure. You toss on your trusty backpack and hit the road. What would you like to do next?

kill myself

kill myself

kill yourself.

NO

kill myself.

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Naturally. But how? All I've got on me is my backpack.

KILL YOURSELF NAO

use rope necklace, its super effective

I find some dead bodies and have sex with them.

I then decide to kill myself

Find. Make. Same thing.

A potentially good thread derailed with cancer. Welcome to Holla Forums.

Don't worry, bub. I'll pick the most interesting ones :^)

Take our my firestarter and cook up the corpse

skin the corpses & make a tent

Fancy that. You had a firestarter.

You skin the body and then start the roast. In the meantime, you make yourself quite a humble teepee.

dance to summon alaecron demon

You begin your ritual, but midway through, you hear sirens!

continue dancing, better summon a demon before cops show up

begin the forth reich

Summon a shit demon from my asshole

See if there is a map in the backpack

Results are less than satisfactory.

have sex with the tent's vagina

Of course you do!

stop standing on your head

LET'S LOOK FOR TREASURE!

have sex with the shit demon

Here's a closer look at the map. Where to?

Towards the x!

You sure about this route?

Let's skip happily along the path

I guess there's a reason they show a path on maps. Now you're lost in the woods.

check the sky for reference points

Here's your view.

Keep going straight

set the forest on fire

when all the trees have blazed to the ground, you'll be able to see where you're going