Star wars underworld

Finally. A real Star wars Kino !

None of that hollywood crap. After The force rising and the force awakens we get this. Digital playground is doing great. Would watch over any hollywood version.

Erection gone.

Hey come on. Painted chicks are rare to begin with.

they put more effort into these than those brazzers hack do into 100 movies they make

Shit has a plot and everything. Club gets attacked after this scene and they kidnap the blueberry.

Does anyone here have it?

Better than Disney's new crap tbh famalam. Shiieeet, first time I've seen a live action Togruta since George sold the property. With a big budget behind them these guys could probably make a really fun proper movie.

#MakeStarWarsPublicDomain!

they also made pretty good Darth Talon one

I still can't believe this is real.

This is the only thing I have

THe new hope porn is really effective. Nice Leia/Like/Han threesome.

*sigh*

GREEDO CAME FIRST

What a bourgeois attitude.

Nah it wasn't made using SFM. It was made by a jap.

Fag.

Are you implying that living things aren't objects?

Better than anything Disney and its minions have made.


I know that feel. Worse is Disney will never feature slave girl or sexy Twileks ever again…

I'm all for this. Fuck Disney's lore.

They exist in star wars rebels. I wouldn't be surprised for them to include some slave girl shenanigans in a future film and breaking her bonds for fem power.

Both The Force Awakens, and Rouge One are complete garbage. Even porn parodies are better than them. I really hope the latest movie has mediocre box office performance to give these kikes a black eye.


Paul Ryan is so fucking hot. I wish he had one of those gay sex scandals and we were all discussing the kino of his latest video.

It was better than the prequels at the very least.

If that's accurate then I'd guess the entire series is shit.

The prequels are the only truly great thing to ever have come out of Star Wars. Even putting them next to the reddit tier Rogue One is an insult to everyone's good taste and intelligence.

tbh this kind of ironic shitposting is being done too much that people start to believe it.

It's too late for me, through continuous shitposting I've started to believe it myself. I've been hoist with my own petard.

Me too. I haven't watched any of the Star Wars movies for years, so it's easy to believe.

The prequels are actually pretty good, especially if you rewatch the entire series without the RLM cuckoldry on your mind. Without nostalgia goggles they are easily on par with the OT at least if not better. They have flaws for sure but they also have some truly great imagery, cinematography and strong visual storytelling.

back to reddit leddit media, mike

What's your real beef with George, Mike? Did your uncle molest you while you were watching the prequels or something?

I thought Rouge One was way better than Force Awakens. Still somewhat follows the same formula of infiltrate and destroy and I didn't really care for most of the characters, much less remember their names, but this made me want to rewatch the originals out of muh nostalgia way more than the shittier one. Really compliments the premise of New Hope. Also, that female actress can't cry for shit and Darth Vader's dialogue was fucking dumb. Somewhat glad they put brownskins b.

ROGUE

Practically a trait of kino at this point

I liked the way it changes the context of Leia and Vader in Star Wars (1), it makes Vader feel more consistent in ROTJ, which is nice because that was one of the things that brought that movie down.

Wrong. They are definitely hated on too much, but they're not all that good in the first place. They are OK movies. If only someone was there to bring Lucas' autism down to an acceptable level, they would have been great, perhaps even better than the OT.

At least the prequels tried something new as well. All Disney seems to be doing is nostalgia baiting, EMPIRE, EMPIRE, EMPIRE and shitty spin offs for Han Solo and Boba Fett.

I hold little hope for the Han Solo one but is a director confirmed for Boba Fett?
Frankly the only things from Star Wars anyone wants to see are X-Wings and bounty hunters, and nobody's even been trying with the latter.

They should make the star wars lando han prequel movie about all those weird diverse bounty hunters trying to take down han solo.

I'd rather they just took some risks with a cool setting and made some films about new characters to be honest, although if that's what the Han Solo film ends up being it might be alright.
I wish anyone but Disney got hold of the license because Disney do nothing but play safe. Marvel movies are far from perfect but at least when they take risks they can make a good summer film and show me something new, people go and watch summer films in fucking droves regardless of how good they are, it wouldn't hurt anyone to actually try and a make a good movie when they something because everyone knows it'll sell anyway.

Yes I would much rather have a new setting and characters but they already blew their load with Jew Jews requals series and this rogue one movie was their failed attempt at that. They are definitely playing it safe with the Han Solo prequel film which they are doing next.

Rogue One was a decent flick that at least feels like it's set in the Star Wars universe. Which is probably entirely on Gareth Edwards (or is it Evans? The one that didn't make The Raid) because he at least vaguely knows how film works.
Hoping we can send the turkish police to JJ Abrams tbqh fam.

Jew solo. He was "discovered" at a bar mitzvah.

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