Why can't I get laid Holla Forums?

why can't I get laid Holla Forums?

You live in your parents house, nice bathroom lad

Thanks champ

You look normal

Because you are not interesting

thanks champ

because youre gay

wouldn't that make things easier if that were true?

cause i said so

That' your rebuttal? That's why.

Because you look like a hapless twat. Get a clean shave, get some slick threads, put on a look like you mean business, and talk up a chick in a bar. Tell her you're into skydiving and earn 170k. After you fuck her, it doesn't matter how much of that was a lie.

kek assuming that was me who posted that. But seriously does anyone have experience working away from home?

lower your standards.

Do you work for Hollister?

YOU NEED A MLP T-SHIRT FUCKER!!!

How do?

NEVERMIND IT'S REVERSING ON ITS' OWN GUYS

YAAAG

SKCID SKCUS PO

because you're a massive faggot, like me.

Probably because you make useless bait threads that are posted every day.

Don't worry user,you'll find a nice guy to settle down with and blow.

Why is it that I fuck hot bitches every night while OP faps while watching cambodian cartoons Holla Forums ?