Drunk bored aussie answering questions

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You dumb faggot, you had one job.

Looks like he did well to me.

Have you seen the great barrier reef? Are the fish neat?

What kind of fruit do you stick up your butt?

Damn…

have you ever harmed yourself with those tropical favours?

I almost rupture the inside of my ass with a broom handle

how old are you? aussie shot poster.

he should have had mirrored that image so the letters wouldn't be backwards.

Yes. It's a bit luck of the draw with the more remote areas offering better views while the tourist spots are easy to get to but full of idiots.
I highly recommend going into the rainforest if you are in the area.

Banana, carrot and potato

33, no injury apart from some bleeding that stopped within the day without issue.

the guy is riding an Africa twin while shooting at niggers.

he's living my dream

HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!

Hard-mode buttplug.

Do venomous snakes or spiders find their way into your home? If yes, how often?

Trips

OMG!

ONE JOB NIGGER!

Yes, where I am we get deadly spiders in the house every couple of weeks. It's something you get use to and stop giving a fuck about as it's constant growing up.
The most recent is a heap of white-tail spiders turning up while we had a couple of days on rain.

You lack commitment, you are destine for a life on mediocrity.

do you consider yourself vegetablesexual?

NO SOUND!

how does the potato plug feels like?

I'll remember that and find an off-the-beaten-path place when I get around to going.
Didn't know you had a rainforest. It's on the north coast?

Do you like Lolis?

Negative, I'm not attracted to vegetables.

It hurt on the way in but feels like an accomplishment once it's in there, just make sure you pull it out before you cum or you are in for the worst post-wank shame ever.

If you have a couple of weeks to travel goto Cairns as it's a few hundred km / ml north of the tourist traps and is much nicer because of that.
Our rainforests start around Mackay on the east coast and go all the way to the top. Just be prepared for really fucking hot weather while not being able to swim many places because everything in the water wants to kill you.
Cairns has a great public pool for this reason, they were sick of people getting eaten so made a pool without all the killy things.

no idea if this has sound, just working my through the folder

I'm more of a hebephile, they need to have reproductive capability for me to be interested.

Our rainforests start around Mackay on the east coast and go all the way to the top. Just be prepared for really fucking hot weather while not being able to swim many places because everything in the water wants to kill you.
Nice. I like diving and when I go to the carribean I stay at the smalller, quieter places away from crowds. But I'm shooting for going to Australia in the next few years. I'll definitely check this out.

mate, we finally stopped the boats, so why are you convincing them all to come here now?

Hire a car at Cairns and drive north, it's a bit "wild west" out there as it has only been settled recently but it's great fun.
Just be prepared for proper "outback" and always keep a couple of days water and food in the car. Most people are nice and will help you but the truck drivers are assholes and would rather push you off the road than slow down a little.
I'm a local and have nearly been killed by truck drivers a few times.

Boat people don't bring anything, tourists bring money and jobs. If you have spent some time north of Brisbane you know the only things keeping the area alive is tourists and mines.

I just stuffed fruit into my bum today was a good day.

OMG I wonder if I'm posting in the Nuthouse sometimes.

1 year with out getting laid, at the age of 33 damn… I thought after you hit 30, pussy starts coming by itself.

It does but it comes with catches, it's either 20 somethings that want an older guy because they have daddy issues or 30 somethings that are desperate to get pregnant.

Pussy is easy to get but you start to value it less, I recommend all 20 somethings get as much pussy as possible and them try to find a keeper by 25 or you end up shopping in the reject bin.

And a condom full of potatoes just so happened to be your forever girl.

I went to her engagement and never saw her again.

You actually confirmed my suspicions OP, damn I'm terrified about the crazy ones that want to get pregnant, do you want to have kids?

How does it feel to live in one of the shittiest democratic countries in terms of rulecuckoldry?

Virus go away.

I want to have kids but I want to have them with a woman that is willing to bush through my bullshit in the interests of the kids having a dad.
Divorce is so common here I want to know her for a couple of years minimum before trusting her with that.

A little odd honestly, while we have lots of retarded laws we are terrible at enforcing them. I have always done what i want with no regard for the law and they only time I was caught was bad luck.
I ended up with 3 counts possession explosives, 4 counts manufacture explosives and a breach of the firearms act. I will post story if people are interested if you are from /k/ you have probably heard it

Post /k/ story.

Queenslanders are scientifically-proven to be chromasomally-challenged

Damn…

Personally after all the shit i have done I couldn't watch my children with a straight face.

I don't know about you Potato user.

at what age? you lost your virginity.

testing

I got interested in amateur rocketry and started making solid fuel rockets from scratch. Because of this I learnt basic chemistry to make better fuel. After awhile I realized there is little difference between rocket fuel and explosives.
Our of curiosity I make high explosives, after doing this and keeping my fingers I made better explosives.
A couple of weeks later I'm working thousands of km away, get a call from housemate. Housemate broke up with crazy and crazy told the cops we was a drug dealer he wasn't cops raid house and find chem lab in shed.
They assumed it was a meth lab and got in chemists to confirm, chemists tests show it to me explosives lab.
I get called to come back home to go for questioning. Spend a couple of hours talking to suits about my religious and political views I lie to avoid jail.

At the end of it all I got a couple of thousand dollar fine and good behavior but I know I'm now on a very short list.

I have done more shit that I would want my kids to do, I hope they would listen to the voice of experience when I tell them what to avoid.
As for virginity I was well on my way to being a wizard, I was 22 before I got my dick wet.

At least you're not a sandnigger, you would be in prison by now if that was the case.

I'm half Irish but the "troubles" are long enough ago that they don't consider us a threat anymore.

It's something I learnt in case of "shit hits the fan" as we are a western nation surrounded by asians that hate us.
Not having kids at my age is a mixed blessing as I don't have a reason to live and I kind of hope for SHTF to give my life purpose.

I'm getting to be the sade kind of drunk now so I'll leave you with this, find a girl worth keeping and knock her up before someone else does. Give yourself a reason to live or you will spend years looking for a replacement to the biological imperative.

Just because a crazy bitch that wasn't your bitch.
Damn… I would stuff solid fuel inside her fucking anus.

I just wondering if my parents Stuffed potatoes in their assholes…

Damn… I lost mine at 15 to my male cousin. his ass hole was impossible to resist.

So you are a Half Potato Nigger!
OMG! god fucking damn OP!

Are you gay now? Despite shoving things in my ass I'm not even remotely attracted to males and I'm interested in why some people females included are.
As for crazy bitch, I was fucking mad at the time but I have forgiven my mate because it wasn't his fault. Crazy is always a great fuck and I have made the same mistake myself.

Apex kek, I didn't even think of that.

CIA kangaroo is looking for you.

Kinda sometimes I'm super gay and sometimes I masturbate to females only.
I consider myself as bisexual but if i want to rustle some Holla Forumsacks i tell them I'm Pansexual.

You have a Noble heart, I just cant get around the potatoes, I'm literally dying of laugher.

take care good man.

I hope you get your dick wet soon.

As I said I talked to "suits", they told me there were cops but all the cops got out of the way when they were walking down the hall.
I'm seriously considering aerospace engineering as I love the tech behind making things more dead. I was just born in the wrong time to be given a job instead a criminal charges.

Take it easy bi user, just remember to not be a faggot.

are you tumblr user ozploitation.tumblr.com

The only time I have been to tumblr was for porn when an strekol told me they had good porn, he lied.

with 50k USD could I buy a house and some space suitable for growing weed near enough to a city that is a market for it?

No, not even close.
While housing prices in the US have fallen to the point you can get a house for 30K our housing market has inflated to the point you will be paying 100K USD for a shit house in the middle of nowhere.

While our cops are shit and growing weed is easy you will need at least 300K AUD (220K USD) to get anywhere near a city.

If you want to turn your little money into a lot of money Indonesia is your best bet in this region. I know a couple of guys that have moved to Ind with 200K AUD and been able to make a living with it.

If that is something you want to do you are going to need an ethanol licence as they get away with selling methanol there.

thanks mate
200k could buy a house and an acre or two in much of europe, too.

3rd world is 3rd world. I have the africa t-shirt.

Don't to be too quick to dismiss it, you have to be hard as fuck to survive but I know guys that have gotten rick over there.

The best case I have personally met got a pub and the farm that provides the potato's for the sprites.
He was a 50 something that retired with a 20 something wife to live on his potato farm and rake in money from his bar.

How difficult is it to obtain firearms there, legally or otherwise?

How bad is it if you get caught with one?

Legally = get licence (a couple of hundred + wait for months)
Illegally = find a Mideastern immigrant and give the,m a coupled of hundred + no wait.
Get caught = legal no issue, illegal = if priors you will get very easy time (a couple of months) if no priors then you will probably walk without anything but fines.

We have a huge divide between city faggots and country bumpkins, bumpkin cops won't give a fuck while city cops will act like you are a terrorist. The easiest gun to get in an SKS as ~2 million "went missing" when our laws changed.
Our politicians done talk about gun crime anymore because then it might become clear the criminals don't care about the law.

As a nothing with no connections I have been offered pistols (highly illegal) twice just because I did shit that a cop generally wouldn't.

Jim dong h8chan2? i don't think so. i'll hang around and defend my origins.

Each to their own, if you feel some national obligation to support your state of birth I'm ok with that.

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