Ask the Don Anything

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Is Winds of Winter coming out this year?

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Meme magic in the first reply

Am I going to get my game finished this year, Donald?

I'm voting for you regardless, if that helps.

Ouch.

Does she like me as more than a friend?

Can I call you Donny?

A realistic giant penis and testicles version of this is necessary to disseminate as the original.

Do you like me as more than a friend?

Is there anything wrong with having 20gb of cp on my hdd?

i swear to god if I'm the one that breaks this image after weeks of it always answering correctly…
Will you Make America Great Again?

These are actually pretty fitting


Will I succeed in school this year?

MEME MAGIC AND TRIPS TO BOOT

What ouch is that? He's the new boss, you fag.

Will Bernie be president?

Will you fuck Shillary's cunt?


Jesus, this is meme magic tier.

This is magical, long live the emperor.

Are you in a homosexual relationship with Bernie Sanders?

Dubs for Hillary.

Suck it Trumpets!

Lmao

Did you have sexual relations with that girl?

Wil I ever have GF? ;_____;

wew ;__;
i am going to hang myself ;_________;

That means stream it.

Will Trump win?

ruffle bunnies

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Are you a zionist puppet?

Oh great Donald, will he talk to me tonight?

Fug

don't tell Holla Forums

Am I gonna achieve greatness in my career?

Looks like your career is over!

I need to register to vote, because there's no way I'm not doing everything vaguely legal with in my power to ensure "Little Dick" Hillary does not literally begin a genocide of her political enemies.

fuck off chad

quads get

rerolling

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America will lose to Antarctica in the upcoming war.

Can you please give ezpups a small loan of a million dollars to draw some yiff?

why do you fur fags have to ruin everything

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I have the highest dubs therefore I am the new boss

I have trips.

NANOTECH ON SUICIDE WATCH

gibe de pusi b0ss

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Lick my pussy, slave.

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*licks paws*
*steals shekels*

I love Kennedi CotareIo, oh wait NOT REALLY lol

Feel the bern

#feelthebern2016

I don't namefag.

(checked)
You're still my sex slave, because I'm cute!

fair enough ultra boss

forgot my trip

Does Trump has a micropenis? I believe his answer is yes, judging by this image.

still gets more pussy than everyone on this website combined X10

Unlikely. Microscopic penises can't penetrate vaginas.

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VORE/SCAT THREAD GO

Am I a big guy?

AM I A BIG GUY?

OK good I already knew I was a big guy but thanks Don

Should I drink more beer?

And Hitler loves beer.

TAKES ONE TO KNOW LAND MAMMALS RETURN TO SEA AND THE WATER TURNS TO BLOOD CHEW COTTON CANDY WITH GLEE

Checked

Donald's brother died of alcoholism you know