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I can’t read a complete book, is the most boring thing in the universe IMO, but there are so many interesting books, that I would like to read.
if I’m in my bedroom I can get easily distracted by anything, if I pop a stiffy it’s even worse, I can’t stop myself from masturbating and completely forget what I was previously doing, if I go to the park, I get distracted watching people passing by, or the birds, or watching the trees, help me Holla Forums I need to concentrate.

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try audiobooks

here's some options for you OP

I have dyslexia and ADD (real or not I can't concentrate for shit) and these methods help immensely

Tried them already, they put me into sleep mode after 15 minutes.

I have read some, the Ashbringer tale complete, the images keep me interested, Manga I have never piked up one, I fear I might turn into a weeb.


That shit plagued my early years I suspect it still does it in my adulthood.


doesn't work shit for me.

Kill yourself you pussy faggot. Too scared to read a jap comic because he might like it too much. What a joke.


Again, off yourself.

do meth
lay in bed, get comfy
read something you find interesting but also light (maybe start with the wizard of oz or alice in wonderland or something, I know they're for kids but I re-read both regularly)

also listen to instrumental music

try modafinil
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Might as well add Naruto and bleach to your shit list.

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seems pretty autism

Don't talk shit about One Piece faggot.

Berserk is the best.
One Piece is also great.

Naruto is so-so.

Bleach is terrible.

I haven't read Dragonball, but the animes of the original Dragonball and DBZ were both pretty good.

see a doctor

sounds like

ADHD

I should know

Ask about drugs

srsly, go see a dr

It could actually change your life.

I haven't attended the psychiatrist in 10 years last time I went there I was 14.

Man, I'm already chained to my freaking little pony, I know myself, if I start watching animu or read manga, I'm going full weeb.

You keep drinking all of that fluoride, it makes it so you can't concentrate.

That actually helped a little bit, but I couldn't go through a complete 300 paged book.

Mfw I actually want to buy one of his filters.

Top fucking kek.

Guys he likes one piece

I've thought about it, then I realized you can just get them at fucking Walmart. Zerowater filters are just as effective, just stay away from Britta.

Brita*

reddit.com/r/NoFap
reddit.com/r/NoFapChristians
I know reddit usually sucks but both those subs are enlightened as fuck.
And also try 8ch.net/christian/

Read Infinite Jest.

You are faggot, it's terminal, sorry.

You're on the right track but NoFap or getting help from any ideologically based group is counter-intuitive and only makes the sexually-frustrated person channel their frustration into that ideology.

NoFap leads to SJW faggotry
/christian/ leads to christcuckoldry

The best kind of NoFap is a moderated once a week or less.

I always find this quote a bit ironic.
Do you really think anybody has reached the bottom of the glass yet?
Because that's what science is about.

Is it just me or does modafinil do literally nothing?
4 pills a day, comes in "dissolvable" pills way too thick to actually dissolve, when you pour it out and take it in something else as a vehicle it still doesn't work…either I'm unusually resistant or modafinil is a meme.

The bottom of the glass is the sum total of known natural science which Heisenberg had as good a claim as any to knowledge of. 0/10 2 dumb 4 sience XDDD

Of course it is, that's why every scientist since Heisenberg is a theist.

It's the first thing I thought of. I"m on page 550 of this and barely halfway through the book. Based on OP's self-appraisal, I think it might take him about 600 years, approx., to finish Infinite Jest

As it turns out, scientists for a brief period were not obligated to hold the exact same philosophical beliefs. The Catholics were finally releasing their beneficent yet draconic grasp on the scientific community, and a true impartiality was starting to take root. Then that angry faggot Huxley went on a crusade and now the scientific community behaves like the church that formed it only in opposition, and the opportunity to outgrow Catholic bullshit was wasted.

Uhmmm… I avoid reddit like the plague.


I have tried it, the longest I lasted was 2 weeks, I ended up so horny I was starting to have disturbing fantasies.


I have tried it too, believing I would enter a path of purity and sanity, but failed horribly, add to that, that I haven't had sex in 6 years, sometimes I want to grind my teeth, just craving to stick my dick somewhere.


at least you are honest and I will check it out.

I think this sexual frustration plays a big part into this.


I could be defined as an Atheist, but I hate the militant Atheists, they just go around being pretentious dickheads.

and now that one of my loved ones, is gone, I like to think that he is somewhere, watching over me.

Sounds like ADHD to me. It blows, doesn't it?

This fucking thread

I haven't laughed this hard in a while, and I'd like to thank everyone who contributed.

Also, how has no one recommended pic-related?

Fuck, I'm in tears

I was diagnosed with it, since I was a little filly. (kid)
crazy wires on my head, no sleep for 24 hours, to be tested several times, but the psychiatrist told me it will fade away, once you turn into an adult, I'm like wft this was supposed to go away.

More than a thousand pages.

I couldn't imagine myself holding a book that thick.

Wat? Fapping to other guys having sex with women you find attractive is faggotry - or rather, cuckoldry.

Christcuckoldry, Christcucks, and all those other terms were introduced to the *chans from groups like SomethingAwful, Holla Forums, Holla Forums, etc as proven by pics related. Don't use shill lingo if you aren't one.

Utter bullshit parroted by halfchan /fit/izens who don't look at the big picture. If you only care about testosterone, sure, you'd be right. If you care about your neurotransmitters such as dopamine, if you care about your time wasted being a hedonist, if you care about not being a cuck, then you are completely wrong.


99.99% of everyone who tried NoFap has failed horribly. We just have to get up and try again.

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I know the chicks are paid to do the videos, once I knew it was fake, I lost all interest.

It's for the best. I personally thought it was a very tedious read.

If you want something really captivating, I would go for non-fiction over a buffet of false realities… perhaps something like pic-related.

I want to read the Iliad and the odyssey, I dream about reading those books.
but I failed so miserably trying to read the hobbit and LoTR that I just feel so bad.

I can't stand audio books but Radio Shows are the shit. I love listening to old timey radio off archive.org while playing fo4 or cycling.

"X Minus 1" is great for getting you through some classic sci-fi short stories.

The difficult thing about those classics is that they need a heavy amount of deconstruction (for obvious reasons). And so they're not likely to be immediately accessible or captivating.

I suppose you could say the same about my recommendations, but at least the deconstruction is half the fun of it; whereas with Homer, it's a lot of dry historical shit.

Why?

I'm going to be honest.. a lot positive has been said lately about those books. but to be honest since their release those are some of the most common books that people catalog as tiring and report to not be able to finish

I believe God and science are one in the same. It's only our pride that separates the two.

sorry for repeating myself I'm very tired, time to sleep I guess

Read fanficiton and when you get to the point when you realize how bad it is, you'll get curious about books.

At the Beginning, I was like oh wow a Holla Forumsack came to shill in my ADHD thread, fucking hell Holla Forumsacks are annoying as fuck.

Then I start reading the screencaps, I'm like what the fuck, I just talked to those guys in Holla Forums! I recognize their writing, specially the Anarcho-communist guy, but got banned from Holla Forums 2 days ago, but I can tell you this, that is the same guy I was talking with.

you gotta admit their plan is evil as fuck and they know Holla Forums OMG the more time I spend in Holla Forums, I start imagining it as mini world, with a lot of different factions ready to go to war.

I don't even know who is shilling anymore, I'm suspicious about everyone around, but it intrigues me how they discovered them so fast.

now back on topic.


I'm Op, I'm not that guy, but I kind of agree with him, when I watch porn, I feel I'm getting cucked, watching a girl that I like, being fucked by a caveman, when I cum, I feel some guilt after that and then I get the feeling that I'm a degenerate sometimes, I prefer watching a girl masturbating but I feel nasty too at the end.


What do you purpose then? after I failed doubling down on no fap seems like utter craziness to me, but I would like to read your suggestions.

That's very intriguing, when I hear a conversation between two individuals in a radio talk format, I can submerge into the topic and actually assimilate and analyse what they are talking about.


I will look it up.

tick tock by dean koontz

Don't forget the handful of autists who, in the middle of all of it, are spastically jumping around like mental patients.

What a strange nook

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That's why I shy away from them, but even Henrry David Thoreau mentions them in Walden and countless of other authors have been inspired by those books, plus the Greek mythology is just fascinating to me, but I guess they are for advanced readers.


I feel they were kinda fun, you get a lot of details, you don't watch in the movies, and once I got my imagination train started, I kind of imagined my own movie inside my head, but I couldn't hold long enough to keep me interested.


That's really interesting and I wonder why.


No worries, I appreciate the time you invested in my thread, take care and sleep tight.

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OMG! I just got the webm about it.

I wouldn't go that far; its just that there is vernacular and allusions and historical references that are important for a more complete experience with the books.

But if they really interest you, then purchasing literary companions to the books would take care of the abstruseness.

That shit is terrifying. It's like something out of an Aphex Twin video.

That could be b except there are far too many females.

I think you'd be surprised. They lurk in the shadows

sshhh, they're probably among us as we speak

fuck you and your chinese comics you disgusting weeaboo degenerate.

About the Filters.
The thing I like about the pro pure, it's the construction, Stainless steel man that thing could last a long time and you could even make adaptors to keep them functioning, if spare parts become scarce or they just stop producing them.

The Zero water could come in handy too.

Mfw I want to buy both filters.