The bans

Name something that's banned in your locale, that you'd like access to.

INB4 "your mom"

your mom

Needed BBC couple times… can't think of anything else.

child marriage

Guns

Freedom of speech (UK)

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I like to be able to see a gun irl.

fully automatic weapons

the great library

Chemical weapons

Oxynorm. Fucking usa bitch doctors

Murdering fat chicks

That's not banned, you're just shy.

psychedelic mushrooms.
used to have a pretty good hook up, but no more.

your mom

your mom

your mom

Usable AR-15s.

Your mom

Your Dad's turd cutter

Sexual intercourse with minors.

you're mum

Cold 6 point beer.
I have to buy 6 point beer hot from the liqueur store.

Not to mention your mom, OP……………….your mom

abducting children