Pony bread

Dat literal shitposting

You didn't hear about it because you weren't here when we were doing it. It was around when Holla Forums has much more activity and wasn't mainly us here. It was a twitter thing back in 2015.

Yes, we be saying we want to fuck my little pony mare pussy

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Sounds like I missed out on some delicious trolley fun

You didnt know what lupus was its a fucking autoimmune disorder that comes with arthritis and if left untreated it could attack my organs its literally a 1 in a million chance on white males at my age

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So did you decide or see my question about what kind of feline you would like to be? I said I wanted to be a snow lynx since I experienced first hand how it feels to hunt in the snow as one. You get a sixth sense on where a rabbit is in the snow. You just pounce on where you KNOW where it's hidden by a blanket of snow. It was fun

I always hear people mention these but whenever I eat anything with sugar or drink a lot of coffee, I feel the same. Coffee doesn't effect me but I drink it because it taste OK.

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Man, a spider man thread, what a lovely day.

No. I want to fuck like an animal

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Oh my animal would be a regular housecat they are cute and warm and cuddlyy

Yeah I drink a lot of coffee because of that rush its almost like another drug I won't mention

like on the discovery channel?

HACKS,!!!

This is now a donte thread

Is it time for bloodhound gang?!

google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k&ved=0ahUKEwiXhrzT_r7MAhXGFx4KHUI2BcEQyCkIggEwAA&usg=AFQjCNHbBItAuMHc3-gUYbLO3F0QSN08lA&sig2=1r0tqSJFE3UTRjKw8d87Ww

We will do it doggy style so we both can watch x files. Best line

Ruby

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I actually have to head to a class soon… and then work. Can I take a rain check?

I'm gonna make a tea

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I meant for the random dude, not me and you silly. I flattered though ;)

Umm are you straight or gay?

Neat.

Male bisexual I'm a sub tho

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He didn't ask for gender.
besides, you're male till proven otherwise on the internet

you're probably bui or that guy that pretends to be them

Wait female domination does that exist?

Doin good, just chillin, listening to some musik, how bout you?

I'm doin well, might head to uni tomorrow to discuss a certain manner with one of my instructors as he doesn't seem to acknowledge the existence of a thing called e-mail today

oh also I might ask another instructor for my grade in another course as a friend of mine said he corrected the finals exams

how bout u?

I'm aware. Would still need to take a rain check.

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Yes. It's everything in the world you don't want in one package.

Tired, but good.

I'm fine in pain from lupus but fine noneeless
Hmm do you have a steam?

We have lora and dragonite

some others claim to be girls but I don't buy it until I see or hear them

That's 8ch link

Tox?

Witnessed

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Wait, you guys actually know what everyone looks like?

Trump won Indiana by a large margain

We knew he would didn't we?

Also, have you seen cuck?

Me?

Will you be online tonight in about 4 hours? I have tox, but it's on my laptop, not my phone.

mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/727634574298255361

Didn't get enough sleep eh?

There's also Squeaky, I've heard her speak, but that's about it

Aw that sucks, feel better soon!

/pet

18

Thanks :3

No… sorry Canon :(
I did get 6 - 7 hours though, but I'm still not so good.

Skye! How're you?

Wait, what?
What did rat say?

hey beautiful.
Im good, just got home from seeing the new avengers, thought id pop in for a lil bit before hitting the sac, its midnight here.

Okay can you pet me again before heading to sleep?

I know what a few people look like. Yes. I think a few people here know whta I look like as well.

Oh i think that can be arranged~
/pets the pet

Yay :3

Stay fluffy little ones, gnight~!

Night

Hehe no need to be sorry, I get in that same scenario alot of times during uni..might even happen to me tomorrow considering my sleep cycle is way beyond early now
also hope you feel better then!

Nighty Skye!

Oh, damn. Well if you're in the mood tomorrow as well, I should be at home on my laptop.

Why do a lot of people I know want to fuck me?

irl?

Do you guys ever go to conventions together?
(pic is me)

Because you're a fuckable person?

Still, I shoulda done better

No

Maybe

Perhaps, it's just that we have our highs and our lows sometimes, but from the low you've got potential to go high!.. or something like that :P

btw check this lulzy new cod trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=EeF3UTkCoxY
also pause the video at 2:14 and look at that person's badge :P

WITNESSED

What?

(tyrannosaurus checkt)

Some ppl actually have, yes, just last month iirc.

Ruuuuuby

Trying to post on Holla Forums using Linux's icecat and I keep getting this error "Your browser sent an invalid or no HTTP referer". I Have no trouble doing things on other websites using it. Hellllp

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thank you indiana

ted cruz running for prez

Brb feeling degenerate

Is it really you, user?

Hai Scotch

Tried googling the problem?

forums.mozillazine.org/viewtopic.php?t=312752

youtube.com/watch?v=4KlSuGNt8e4

EH!
It's your flag!
Cool :P
I always like seeing that kinda thing haha.

Though I think infinity ward are just taking the piss now by milking COD cause they've got no new ideas you know?

Canon sorry I'll notice you

I missed you yesterday, how have you been? I've got great news!

missed u2
I've been good
What is this exciting news?

Haha yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if one of the devs is Lebanese and they added her

also yeah, they're going full Starwars with this, I mean I understood a bit of futuristic tech but full blown space battles is just…I don't know what the hell is going on anymore tier

Yay :3

Yay!

I got my practice ASVAB scores, and they're a 93. I honestly didn't expect that, but my instructor says I can get any job I want with that kind of score

Woah that is fantastic, nicely done. Definitely gonna give you a lot of options.
Proud of you

I love space shit, but I mean, star wars was star wars from the outset.

Cod was ww1/2
I think they're reaching and they don't know where to go.
I legitimately think if they wanna do space battles and shit they should stop doing Cod and make a new game entirely.
They have talent, you'd be a fool to say otherwise.
I just think they're scared of risk.

Thanks user, other than that it's been pretty quiet over here. I'm just waiting until Thursday so I can take the real test

I think there should be more stuff with an elite dangerous theme. I really like the way stuff in that game looks.

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Yeah, funny where they started and where they are now. I wouldn't be surprised if they made some space zombies mods that resemble dead space soon
and later we'll be fighting intergalactic empire wars lol

In case I don't see ya tomorrow, good luck on your exam!

pony

Its gonna go great, I bet you will do even better on the real thing now that you know how well you can do

hi

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hello there

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Test

Probably! It's gonna be real nice, especially in my current state. Are you gonna see Civil War this weekend?

testing

how's it going?

check the anime threads

What's your current state? I don't have a very good theatre where I am so I might just wait until I can download a good one. plus I have a good place to watch things where I do not have to mix with the unwashed masses

nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-scandal-father-jfk-assassination/

It runs in the family

its gonig good just worknig on a new video's and listing to music and how about you?

just playing some vidya.

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It'is defintiely a good looking game, it's just a shame that it's so empty.

Yeah :P
you probably predicted their next 10 years of games hahaha

that was real impressive
should have thrown in a couple aileron rolls

Who knows if it's true.

My current state is that of perpetual monotony on a day to day basis. Yes, theaters do kinda suck these days

oohkay, looks like I can post from my tinkpad now. Feels great not having to use OSK or haul out my USB keyboard everytime I want to type.

Need some rad reaction images/webm for this thinkpad now. I hate posting without any

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9.98/10

I never played it but the theme of the control panel I see in the games screenshots gives me a boner

Any US president, all that stuff is in the book of secrets. Maybe one day you will be able to read it.

Oh man I know that feel
Are you gonna see it? It looks sort of fun you probably should see it

you should be able to post from whatever device has a browser and internet. Why didn't it work before?

I had to tinker with some Referer settings in icechat I kept getting an error every time I tried to post. It's working fine now doe

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I'm trying to remember where I saw that movie…

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Well, I might as well throw more money at Marvel. My friends are forcing me to go so I have no choice. It's pretty fun most of the time but one of them is sort of in to more kids movies and I don't have the heart to say no. That's why last weekend I wasted ten bucks on the Ratchet and Clank movie

hello scootafriends

lol, we have fairs every year here and they do that. never heard someone that good though

crapped up my trip too. Damnit

How was work Blewbles?

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really good, I got all my prep work done, made some nice tandoori sauce.

hello

damn that guy is the twista of the livestock game

I didn't know you watched movies

It'll end up being a good time, How was the ratchet and clank movie? I used to love those games. I guess you said you wasted the money so you probably didn't like it, but were there any redeeming qualities?

Oh fuck did he?! I changed the channel when fiorina came on

heil!

link.
link
link
link

Sweet as :3

By the Nine Divines its true!
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hows your day been, mr raptor?

live TV

I never played the games. Growing up my parents would never buy them for me so video games weren't a big part of my childhood. Other than that the editing was sloppy. I'm sort of a movie snob so it affected me more than it would most. Some jokes struck but most of it was intended for an audience much younger than myself. I found myself craving Mad Max after all of that CGI

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cuck = stumped

what up?

I didn't remember that movie and I can't recall who I watched it with, maybe it was with my dads side of the family cause I recall being surrounded by people who spoke English.

Well, I just got the fantastic news that lyin rat cruz finally conceded his ill conceived notion of becoming president.

but other than that I'm exhausted and hungry.

Bugger

reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4hrxtu/ted_cruz_has_dropped_out_goodbye/

I would never expect it to be good, after all its just a sony cash grab but if it was tolerable that's not too bad. How did you like mad max? Just watched that last saturday. practical effects were radical

It is terrible so I'm guessing you tried to block the experience from memory.
What's up btw

I literally chuckled wtf is he still even doing lol

THANK FUCK

He is in it for all the free food, it is known

Haha guess we'll find out sooner or later if I was right :P

Gotta love Super Eurobeat!

Quite crazy speed perception right there!

Sure is!
I think I got a video of someone speaking faster than that somewhere

eatin cinnamon toast crunch and thinking about getting me one o them showers. Howabout you?

He wanted to spend more time serial killing people in California, thats why.

I didn't get to see it last Saturday with you guys because I've never had tv in my life either. It's my fault now but my parents are still to blame for the first 18 years. I saw it when it was still in theaters and it was the most beautiful movie I ever saw that was released during my lifetime. I love that dieselpunk style

just playing some day z.

damn sexy parrots

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…But Pinkie can fly too.

fun stuff!

cutes!

Nothing much. Just been playing with my bowflex all day, cleaning my room and trying to use all these crutches to stand anybody running against Trump.

Gay fandom tbh

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Aw man, so you can't join our movie sessions?
Are your parents really strict?
It really was a beautifully shot movie, exceeded all my expectation, great aesthetics and fun all around

porn of this character pls

kek, nice webm

and yeah, but I think you are right about that :P

Or just initial D :P

I wish it existed, we need Enzo doing lewd things to the white and blue cat who think she can just take Enzo's chan

Aren't a lot of you bronies/furfags drawfags though?

I don't see it

Hello Holla Forumsread

Cool, sounds like another really great day for you.
why do you have so many crutches>>5708207

I totally agree fuck that blue cunt. I could probably draw it

petpets

help us stand hillary and bernie, I think we're gonna need more though 😂

(Checked)

Alright, I'll be monitoring this fag containment thread then, this should b gud

Yeah, it should just be worst pony on the ground tbh

Probably not, but if I wanted to do something besides post with you guys I would just invite you to play CAH or something. My parents don't believe in spending money. I swear my grandparents are more technologically advanced than my immediate family. Mad Max was my top movie of 2015 besides Star Wars

Hello blewberry how're you doing?

hi

poor AJ = (

pretty good here, howabout you? I got cinnamon toast crunch! *feeds u*

Don't get cocky friendo, there is a dangerous path

Oh well, I bet you have seen all the movies anyways. Have you considered that maybe your parents are jewish? I have not seen star wars yet, I can't wait to see han solo kick some ass

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What do you mean? shouldn't Hillary be the easiest one to dismantle?

I have no remorse for that horse

Well that would explain the giant inflatable menorah on top of our bank. I saw Star Wars opening night, and that shit was cash

She does have a lot of dirt on her, so yeah it should be easy. But It will be a bigger battle than you think. Also even though it is unlikely, granpappy socialism would present a problem if he was somehow the nom. Be optimistic, but cautiously so

Yay! i'm good just relaxing

Hey smokey hows it going?

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well enough. just basking in the glow of trump's victory. how's it going with you?

all hail god emperor trump

Nice thress
I did hear some people were displeased with a certain "mary sue" character. Do I need to worry about that at all?

there's tons of star wars merch at the dollar store with that chick plastered all over it, and no one wants it. maybe they should mark it down so they have room for all the incoming ghostbusters merch.

None that come off the top of my head… Many people have compared the plot to A New Hope if that helps. Hopefully nobody has spoiled anything for you, because I got it spoiled for me. opening. FUCKING. NIGHT.

On the bright side there is no way it can under perform

Fuck that movie

SNAPE KILLS HAN SOLO
SNAPE KILLS HAN SOLO
SNAPE KILLS HAN SOLO
SNAPE KILLS HAN SOLO

SNAPE KILLS HAN SOLO
SNAPE KILLS HAN SOLO
SNAPE KILLS HAN SOLO
SNAPE KILLS HAN SOLO

SNAPE KILLS HAN SOLO
SNAPE KILLS HAN SOLO
SNAPE KILLS HAN SOLO
SNAPE KILLS HAN SOLO

SNAPE KILLS HAN SOLO
SNAPE KILLS HAN SOLO
SNAPE KILLS HAN SOLO
SNAPE KILLS HAN SOLO

at least star was was good in spite of its blatant forced diversity. ghostbusters needs to burn just for being a reboot. preferably in the same pit with the new jumanji.

tupac's mom died today.
B.I.G's mom and suge knight's mom are wanted for questioning.

Well I hope so. I really hope Bernie does not even remotely stand a chance tbh

That sucks, there are always niggers like this though. Pretty sure I heard spoilers but I will choose to believe the opposite so I am still surprised. How did it get spoiled for you

That movie is equivalent to taking a steaming shit on Bill Murray's grave while he's still alive

If it was anyone else I'd swear you were trolling. At least tell me its Jumanji too and not some edgefag SJW reboot

Bernie will save you, Skitty. He is the Fluttershy of this election.

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I'm going fine just relaxing and dealing with something.

That is pretty much true, yet I still feel fear. I will have to sell some stuff if he were to win and it would make me sad.

4chan. Some asshole from around the world who saw it before sunrise on the west coast posted it and it spread like wildfire

Don't fall for it twilight! noooo

starring duane the rock johnson. i saw it on the gas pump news yesterday while i was pumping gas.

they literally tried to sue murray into appearing in it. ooh, there's a great way to get a good performance. with the threat of legal action.

Oh well you have to take some of the blame for that, a wise man avoids all social media around the time of a release if he wishes to avoid spoilers, you did a silly thing

.

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gotta check that definition

I tend to avoid the internet if I'm late to watch some fancy new movie that I really wanna watch, and I try to watch as soon as I can…and also I avoid mentioning what I watch until I've watched it unless I'm posting somewhere I know the chances of spoilers aren't too high

Huh?
I really do though. Not much, but enough to make me mildly uncomfortable

What is wrong with those people?

At the end of the day there's alway's gonna be that asshole who spoils it, no matter where you are. I've learned my lesson. At least it wasn't Fallout

Smart move

That is true enough. Did you make it to the end of fallout with no spoils? That would be impressive. I have not yet left diamond city

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what i love is how the movie is hated by both the anti-sjw crowd and the sjws themselves. and it's not even out yet.

Yeah, I'm sure Duane is good enough to fill that chokey-mchangmyself guy's shoes.

now i kno why blewberry's always wearing diapers

he can't stop shitting on everuybody

Yes, actually. It felt so good going in with a blank slate, but I wish it were the same with Fallout 3. I'm basically the god of the wasteland now due to my numerous all nighters

Do you play on pc or console?
I'm on ps4 and like to sell water bottles for caps. I think I have twenty thousand bottles right now

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And they're batshit crazy if they think I'm buying a ticket

I play on console (ps4) but I do have a supercomputer that I can play it on

What do you mean a 1/3 chance
This meme war has only begun

Oh cool, we should be psn friends or something

and why not, his corpse is nearly cold in the ground.

i wouldn't even pirate it.
i plan to ignore the fact that it exists. if feminists can turn a blind eye to reality then so can i.

specs?

I would love nothing more but to be your friend on PSN…

I have to go to dinner now, be back soon

I hope your dinner is tasty

they don't gotta chance

Do you watch can't stump the trump

Bernie loves you skitty

youtube.com/watch?v=f70JI3Hf6-Y&feature=share

yeah I binged a bunch of them the other day

Anyone?

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lol 👌

Its the greatest thing I have ever seen

they don't work in the name fields

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Cruz, did you win Indiana today?

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He also elbowed his globalist wife right in the kisser
youtube.com/watch?v=d57zu_mySjQ

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I like butts

Oh God… I feel bad for how cringy some of his awkward moments can get. Especially with his daughter. His daughter really doesn't like him for some reason, it's weird.

fluttershy is a dirty bitch

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he is has a certain proclivity for awkward situations

youtube.com/watch?v=0iisPVoA66U

also this weird ass shit in case you missed it
youtube.com/watch?v=5By5FNb4ldA

Search your heart, you know it to be true

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b-but Fluttershy is virgin for me

That's an impressive dislike ratio.

I'm back. You can give me your PSN or I could give you mine.

It's 20 1 Ghz 1 Gb DDr3 computers networked together. Tried to get a pic on three devices and they all failed. Maybe someday…

the chips are p4, got it all for a cool $2000, never fully tested it

very true

It accurately reflects the horrors contained in the video
Hello btw

Can you put yours in the email field?

Ayyyy~

POW!
right in the kisser.
best laugh i've had in days. look at her getting pummeled.

Pics of Enzo and the female invading cat respectively

Hehe…domestic abuse.

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Want to see what I did today

I'm confident he did it on purpose, part of him blames her for losing

how could he not have noticed the impact?
you even see her put her hand on his back as if to say, "hey i'm back here!"

is that his assassin collaborator dad he's hugging?

You're here!

I can't say no.

did you see carlie fall off the stage yesterday?
it's been a fun week.

Can't say I'm the most familiar with that

That's… quite alot of computers! wouldn't it make sense to sell some of them and get a really strong one instead? or are you using those 20 for something specific?

Is this briny containment thread still planning on delibring?

I built it for the sole purpose of networking them together to make an hpc that I could run Sandboa on

*brony

soundcloud.com/golfband/golf-all-in-all-anoraak-remix#t=1:14

No.

I changed my mind. I don't want to post pics here

Oh yeah, it was beautiful, her and cruz are perfect for each other, she is probably the sixth mistress

you know, the place next the the namefield where you could put your email, you can put it there if you want

tihpical

did you see where cruz got punked by the guy pretending to shake hands with him, and then got called a fish monster and a terrible person?

Ha, you had me freaking out for a second…

Swiggity swoogity, etc etc…

It's ok.

I really need a hobby… been trying to think of a good idea for a board

Oh cool!
I'm thinking of building me a pc soon, I'm just waiting for the new Nvidia and AMD cards to get announced and released first, which hopefully should happen near or during Computex at the end of the month

I did not see the video but I heard about it, do you have a link I'd love to see

can you put the psn in there?
I am a lazy and don't feel like signing into email

Yeah. Maybe I show you later. Its not really anything anyways

swiggity swooty ur fruitier than fruitloops

make a board for you and ruby and then go there and stay there forever

he gives him the old "too slow" handshake.

he made >>/brony/ and spammed it for literally months

I think he is not what he seems

bit of an exaggeration. Besides, I can't focus on that board now because it's up for claiming now

How's that?

orderof10.com/humanityshallbeenlightened
orderof10.com/temporalshards

Apparently this has something to do with the new Nvidia cards.. wtf

I almost feel bad for him, but I am happy to see the most fun election in US history

Aww yiss

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That is the greatest picture of all time

need sleeps, nighty all!

May Nvidia dance in your dreams

gnight sleep tight

night night canon

Thanks, I just got it

carlie falling off the stage taught me how to laugh again. this handshake guy is just the icing on he cake.

i'm fairly certain all this is just a coma fantasy, and the EMTs are frantically trying to bring me back to consciousness as my brain runs out of oxygen.

archive.imagesync.org/Holla Forums/b/thread/4520054#p4522357

kek

Nah, Ted Cruz is just that awkward

Are you a fellow centipede?

I hope we can get more laughs out of kasich. Its already pretty laughable that he is staying in but I think the best is yet to come. If this is a coma its almost worth staying in it

carlie dropped faster than HP's stock when she was CEO.

oh what do you know, you're just a coma figment. i bet you're leonardo decaprio trying to wake me up. or something.
i never saw inception.

governor golly gee needs to go. he's just hoping to be a convention spoiler.

Nope, pardon me for asking, but what is a Centipede? Is it a special group?

youtube.com/watch?v=BYGrC17oTwY

I haven't had my fill and neither has he, I think its just as likely that he is staying in for the possibility of free food

It is what some trump supporters call themselves, because he has impressive length and hollow fangs. I just thought you might be because she is wearing a maga hat.

what you upto?

Oh, I see. I probably won't get any Trump references since I live in California. I'm surrounded by butthurt liberals

i wouldn't be surprised if he stole the primary vote in the one state he's won. he's the gov there, and ohio has been part of shady election dealings before.

i told my family that if i'm ever in a coma, they are to keep me alive indefinitely in a state of living death. they are also instructed to mock all attempts at organ donation.

If I was you family I would just rent you out for buttsex in the hospital like in Kill Bill

Just chilling for the night. Gonna need to do some chores, then gonna have a few faps in bed.

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So who are you voting for, if you don't mind me asking?

There were recent polls that showed the people of ohio want him to drop out. The only reason he was staying in before was to prevent his very few delegates from being spread to the other two, but that doesn't mak sense anymore becuase it just doesn't matter based on how poorly he polls in the remaining states. He is just a stubborn old fool. shoutout to the bing election thing, its pretty cool actually.
bing.com/search?q=Election 2016 Primaries&p1=[FUI els="Primaries"]&FORM=ELHEAD

just noticed the look of revulsion on the dude cruz is hugging in the wife punching video, after he smells cruz's armpits.

that is such a good idea.
well, now i need to update my living will.

yeah that is neat.

soundcloud.com/whoismeteor/round-one#t=1:23

That's kinda personal

And then there would be a rotation of nurses that would come in with baby wipes to clean off the crust (biweekly)

Fair enough, I guess its as personal as asking someone who their favourite princess is, and I didn't answer that.

ooh, biweekly.
i don't know if the obamacare covers such extravagances.

In Trumpcare, you get a wall built around you to keep contact with foreigners to a minimum.

Nothing personal, it's just the way I was raised

Ha, you wish. In reality it's just a bunch of high school seniors desparate to cram in community service hours before graduation

No worries, I understand

soundcloud.com/dj58anllo/good-time-remix#t=0:19

that sounds even better, but possibly less legal.
still good though.

that sounds heavenly. the man is a golden god.

Shower, then fap; or fap, then shower?

predictit.org/Market/1234/Who-will-win-the-2016-US-presidential-election

Betting odds give him 40%, actually.

ikr? Can't risk a secondary infection while you're dying and vulnerable.

soundcloud.com/nammo/carly-raes-good-hangover

Fap first. Gets rid of the after-stank. Go to bed 100% clean.

I wonder how they plan to take care of our 2 mile long tunnels. Some are pretty impressive.

A supercomputer, by definition, is a shit ton of computers networked together. Just one really stupidly powerful computer is a workstation… or a gaming rig.

I've worked on a supercomputer last quarter. Behold the specs:

tacc.utexas.edu/stampede/

But I don't mind the after-stank of fapping…

tactical nukes

they can smell your cum

I like the otherone a lot better tbh

Tripmines
Remove bean, 2016 :^)

And you thought whoring out a vegetable was legal?

I'm going to walk my dog, be back in a bit

hospitals are crawling with untreatable superbugs thanks to the over-use of antibiotics. it's disgusting.

KEK

I've seen a few, go from house to house all weird, they'll literally kill you if they think you'll talk about them.

but first you'd have to know where they were wouldn't you?

just reminded of it

i bet your doge sheds a lot

Even I get tired of smelling my own musk in my room.

So we'll make newer antibiotics and over use those. Recombinate DNA technology does wonders. Although, with money in the way, those new drugs don't get made fast enough.

I just got teardrop tats on my dick

just so u know I'll murder that ass

The wall isn't necessarily to stop drug dealers anyways, but instead to stem the general flow of mass illegal immigration. Not much you can do about tunnels, but with the wall in place it should be easier to focus on certain areas instead of the entire expanse

Goddamn Skitty, you're so hardcore~

almost like the business of keeping people healthy shouldn't involve profit.

it's a joke

I'm really indifferent, I wouldn't mind seeing the price of coke, crack, weed and everything else skyrocket off the charts so they stop being so prominent here really. At one point we lost all out local police force when they threatened to step up drug busts, a bunch of people literally raided the police station and shot it to hell, everyone but one guy quit. I'm surprised it never made news but DPS did flood the area after.

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This is why I post le ironic smile to show my sarcasm

Misslink at

Ruby sometimes displays characteristics of autism so it's difficult to tell if he is being sarcastic or seriously believes I would tattoo my dick.

If the price goes up things might get worse before they get better, it would be best to simply legalize all the drugs and publicly execute people who used them in a way that they became a nuisance. I wonder how the cartels would cope with such a blow to their profits.

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Use profits to open business in the boarder areas. They have been doing that a lot recently.

pleasee

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cnbc.com/id/100373543

I have a white uncle who runs moved his energy business to just the other side of the boarder from America not too long ago and he says he's had trouble with some of those gangs who sometimes like to hijack his trucks and steal the gas lol

hey, is there any good reason to use Windows XP in ithis day and age? I don't like Windows 8 and I will have Windows 7 on my desktop when it's built. Thought it might be cool to have my three computers/laptops have three different OSes

he needs to have armed SCUBA divers concealed inside the tanks to deter thieves.

what type of businesses

Why did he move it? sounds like he was asking for trouble. It would be cool if mexico wasn't a lawless murder extravaganza

ah, well that's just fantastic

i have it installed as a dual boot on my system, since some of my games and hardware don't work with the newer windows.

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But guns are illegal in Mexico so only the cartels and police have them.

guns wouldn't work anyway, they would need harpoons.

I can't remember but it was a Tax thing. definitely a Tax thing. I remember being 7 or 8 and going into the city, there were a lot of factories, smoke stacks lining the roads and stuff, everything was active and then as I started turning 13-15 all that started disappearing. None of these factories exist anymore, just a bunch of abandoned places, a lot of them moved right across the boarder.

Sad, this is why we need big don

trump needs to reclassify mexico as part of central america so that it can't take part in NAFTA any more. it's a joke to consider it a north american country, if you think about it.

is it true XP is pretty insecure now that M$ doesn't support it?

Also how do you feel about Windows 10? I don't want to go near it now considering how M$ are being

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Some people are still updating it.

ryanvm.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=10321

just like windows 95. You can literally still use those old operating systems perfectly fine today if you download the new service packs. I've done it a few times.

Its a joke to consider your mom a north american country.

Shower's done with!

Hey you, wanna Discord? Also, yes, XP is pretty goddamn insecure.

all windows OS are vulnerable on a fundamental level. there is no way to totally secure any windows machine. i did a registry tweak to my XP to trick it into still downloading the security updates for XP POSready, not that it matters.

i would like windows 10 if it wasn't just an excuse to collect market research data. i have it installed on my kitchen computer. while i'm cooking, i often ask cortana if she would like some sausage. she never knows what to say though. cortana is a dumb bitch.

humps ur leg

You wanna fap dontcha? I'm kinda not in the mood I'm sorry, it's just about 6:30 in the morn'. I'll email you a little later tho. Hope it'll make up for my mean sleep patterns

Now I want a microwave PC

You need to sleep, Reece.

*fondles*
Ayyyy~

tinychat.com/nightmommy
tinychat.com/nightmommy
tinychat.com/nightmommy

i could keep recipes on it, but in reality i only cook maybe 3 or 4 things.

Ask her if she wants tacos.

He does, but it's limited to summer so it's basically even

Trump should classify Mexico as the 51st state instead

mmm, dried meat and unwashed vegetables.

They are a lot better if you make them yourself.

nah, that would be like letting puerto rico or guam in.
no way that's ever going to happen. we would spend more than the country's worth trying to get it to adhere to safe building codes.

can't say i've had one in over 30 years.

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You should get a comfy cart and have him pull you about

Didn't we conquer them once? Took Mexico City and then looked around and gave it back.

That sounds fun.

is there a reason you keep a computer in your kitchen? Just for convenience?

you know I try, I'll try even harder for you

I bet it would double our nation's debt just to get Tijuana cleaned up. I guess we can settle for Canada then

I've actually done that!

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Skitty, what is the best brand of peanut butter?

Good. So off to bed with you~

woof

All natural Laura Shudders is definitely my favorite currently. You have to mix it before you use it because the oil naturally separates due to no additives being used.

Did you yell mush? You have to yell mush.

You sure love nuts
You should get some honey roasted

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I tried that. I didn't mix it well enough and ran out of oil before I ran out of paste.

One day I'm gonna get a team of sled dogs and get them to pull me on a razor scooter through the suburbs and it's gonna be the whitest thing ever

yeah I do, I just got a 40 dollar bag of wallnuts from ebay the other day too

also, I prefer them normal tbh

but even when the oil runs out it's still really good!

Meh.. Friend is whining that he wants to sleep over.. this is gay, I'm getting bored of having people come over, I just want to fap alone in my cold dark room naked in a corner

I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum

You could get some serious speed with a team of six or eight, it would be radical

From ebay? Weird. I was just thinking a little flavour for the sake of variety

Tell that to your friend, he will understand

I do, but I also smirk a little when I say it and they think I'm joking. They also know I use 4chan/Holla Forums I'm surprised they haven't found me posting here, they'd know it's me from the way I talk and the things I say right away, they've stalked other online named I have used like the snooping assholes they are. I wanted to get them to post here once, I bet it'd be interesting. They'd probably be stupid and post really suspect stuff and be a complete douche though.

I would have a team of four:
Norwegian Elkhound
Siberian Husky
Alaskan Malamute
Samoyed

If they know you post here it would be very easy to find, are you sure they haven't but don't bring it up? maybe because of the pastel horses, or would they care?

more socks pls.

More femdom please

i asked first

What, no dire wolves? That's a pretty strong team though, the filthy pedestrians would scatter in fear.

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I could challenge that little shithead Timothy from down the block to a street race. Who the fuck gives their eight year old a hoverboard anyways?

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Do you mean an actual hoverboard or one of those autistic sideways skateboards

fuck timothy either way tho

Maybe the pedo thread and the fact pedos run around being their useless selves keeps them out. I'm sure that's what killed the site anyway. If it's the pastel horses they wouldn't care.

The one that makes you look like a complete Vine douche

It seems a little incongruent with what I suspect your irl personality is, but what the fuck do I know. If my friends found out about any of this weird shit they would not look at me the same way.

Of course, what an absolute wanker
oh god. flashbacks

Go on…

about 4loko or more pony butts

The 4loko

Actually I'm gonna take a minute to appreciate sunbutt first. This image sums up my feelings

poni pone pony pon

Is Squirrely still here? or did I miss them?

Its sort of a blur with 4loko nights, it bring you down to your most savage and basic human extincts. Also it doesn't mix well at all with morphine xanax or coke. It is also responsible for my only time projectile vomiting like this youtu.be/F1-2k-tfjF4?t=43s. But you probably have had your own experience with it not dissimilar to mine.

🙏🌞🙏

I don't drink very much or very often. However sometimes I just do a line in the bathroom

That's good, moderation a a major key.

-a
+is

why does it say best pony, then be full of rarishit?

I have certain friends I play around a lot with and am more myself. Only with the ones that respect me and know me better and they know it's only with them that I am more myself. I've been told a few times that the first impression they get is that I'm cocky and an asshole then they realize I'm actually quite the opposite and cursed with being sentimental. pls kill me

I'll happily kill you if you want.

I was kidding about the coke, I'm not that wild of a person. The only drug I would ever do would probably be lsd

I don't need drugs because I'm high off of memes

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Ketameme?

Hey Az

Come over, do it when I least expect it

hold this picture for me

Best pony is a player on the /mlp/ squad, the owner of that jersey added that on. rarity isn't that bad

Yeah I guess I have some like that to a certain extent, but if they were to see these thousands of clop pictures I'm not so sure. What is wrong with being a hopelessly sentimental?

I would never do lsd, but love to do coke

I didn't remember it being that big. I'm gonna start editing once my ass stops being agape

-a

Why not lsd?

I did salvia a number of times and I didn't like it very much, it only lasts a few minutes and lsd lasts hours and hours

+isis?

Sure thing~

So what's your experience with blow?

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I used to do a lot of it. It was pretty fun. been awhile since

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It's about time for me to turn in for the day, goodnight user, happy posting
Ifyoudon'tfriendmeonPSNIwillripyourballsoutthroughyourmouth

Goodnight Scotch, sweet dreams
IALREADYDIDBUTYOUCANSTILLDOTHATIFYOUWANT

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Silly me, I guess you're safe!
for now

Sure, where do you live?

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Acceptable answer I suppose.
But I'll be watching you closely.

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bellingham.craigslist.org/mis/5563315625.html

Not sure if this is my ex or not…

If it is Rubles, you're better off without.
You're over thinking the situation and attaching meaning to some words where there probably isn't any.

Relax ok?

this explains so much

Thank you, Raptor. The words read almost exactly like they could come from her, but if I'm perfectly honest, odds are likely it isn't her. I hope she's moved on well.

I think the last time I spoke with her, she told me she had the sex drive of a shoe.

No Rubles, you don't need to thank me.
You're a good bloke and are more deserving of some idiot writing slander on the internet in a cowardly fashion.
But like I said, you seem to still have some level of respect for your ex, and I trust you have good enough judgement to not have respect for someone who would do that.

Long as you don't regret the past, there's no reason for you to feel down now, though I do understand why you could feel as such.
Break ups are nevre fun.

It's not that I respect her still, it's that I can't really find myself to wish her ill will. And… if she's moved on, all the better for my own personal health.

Anyways, I'm going to go to bed. I'm up later than I should anyways. Hopefully I won't dwell too much on it. If I do, my tulpa should probably help me get to sleep (and not think about my ex in the morning).

Fuck.
Maybe this project isn't dead.
Means I have work to do….

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Night Rubles.
Take care

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nah you should be posting that white unicorn

next post

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you
knee
🌽

FUCK

I don't have much new of rarararara

well then fuck

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now thats next gen

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mesmerizing as ever, that gif

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So fucking bored

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That's it, I've no new rararararara

*deletes u*

*is deleted*
*leaves 5eva*

lata

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greetings, Not-Raptor

Hello there Azuriah, nice to meet you

what brings you around these parts at this fine time?

Boredom!

then you should be doing something active,this static imageboard is just not that

very rtue

what would you recommend?

Trump might as well just go full @POTUS now.

hi

h-hello canon

hello

Yay Skitty!! :3
how's it going?

Greetings KHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
hows u?

I'm drinking spicy salty mesquite flavored water. This is actually very good wtf

I just woke up, went to go check my mail and realized someone ran over my mailbox… Which is kind of impressive because my mailbox was very sturdy.

You?

How's it going Canon?

Yoyo raptor go to bed

woah, that's quite the combination!
The only type of flavored water I've ever drunk is lemonade with rose water

lol, have must been some sturdy truck then. I remember here once I heard a car hit a light pole next to the street, and the funny thing is there is a tree facing it and to be able to go through it you'd have to go drive tight between them.. so as I said I heard some car passing by fast and a loud bang.. then I rushed to see what it was it but noone was there, and all I saw was broken piece(possibly from the signal lights of the car) laying next to the tree and I thought wtf just happened

also I'm goin good, woke up late, eating lunch atm

Hiya Rap!

I'm doing well, just eating Lunch atm, gonna have some coffee soon, and gonna watch new Captain 'merrica tonight!

oh also check this out!
orderof10.com/humanityshallbeenlightened
orderof10.com/temporalshards

If you're thinking what is about, think about the number and the last color of the last frame in the first link :P

no skitty! Trump will send you back to mesico!

I cooked some beef in water and added the tenderizer, decided to drink the water that was left over and it was pretty goddamn good tbh

I wont let him take you Skitty! I'll hide you in my attic like Mexican Anna Del Franco

Going to work now. Gotta make money so I can feed my new attic skitty.

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Bai!

That's….interesting, never tried that myself, not sure if I'd want to

Have a good one Blewewewew!

It's late and I'm tired (after midnight) but this is what I get from it so far.

A long time ago, black holes collided and sent a message of some sort.
The message seems to originate from venus? or was redirect from venus? Venus is important somehow.
and its been waiting for us to be able to see and understand it before directing us back to the stars?
or of a wanring for something approaching froem the stars. from a black hole?

am I anywhere on point?
or off the board entirely?

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It's the most woodsman things you can do.

Hey there friendo!

i'm good just lurking sites and working on a few things

Sup faggot

How cruel and untrue…

Stop whining and acting like a victim butt slut

Whoa whoa whoah.
My butt is virgin and unslutted

heading to bed, have a good one guys.

Nin
NINJA

Good night, have a plesent rest

Sup, Holla Forumsread?

Heyo ~!
Goooooood
Yous?

Extremely comfortable. Unfortunately, I've got to get out of bed and run off to school in about 15 minutes :(

FUUUUUU…darn…

reverbpress.com/news/trumps-america-woman-who-painted-naked-trump-beaten-by-his-goons/

Top kek

pcworld.com/article/3049664/windows/hell-freezes-over-microsoft-partners-with-ubuntu-to-bring-bash-shell-to-windows-10.html

Have you heard of this?

Wankers

If only she lived in a city/state that didn't make every attempt to quash her gun rights. She could have shot the men that assaulted her.

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Awesome. Day of the rope coming,.soon™

I'll wank off into your mouth

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Work done~!
Yay!

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Hello

Hello!

Haven't been on because the site wouldn't let me post at all due to errors.

Hi!

Hai!

How's u?

Doing well. Taking it easy.

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Done with physical therapy :)

I finished a really depressing anime and am thinking of something nice to watch later. Perhaps some mlp or a comfy anime?

Where is everypony

ded

youtube.com/watch?v=RVmG_d3HKBA
from work no?

Yay!!!

No.second prances. Was a.really good episode

Checked, and CONFIRMED for ded

YaY CaNoNwUbWuB!!!

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Trump.won the nomination!!!!!!! Kasixh dropped.out!!!!!

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literally who?

some guy with very little votes
what's important is that now Trump is the only Republican running!

also Hai Reece!

heyyy

I'm hoping he doesn't win.

MAGA

Why not he would make an awesome.president

How's u? :3

I ain't murikan, so I don't quite follow what's going on that much

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Home!

I think he's an idiot who will back down from alot of what he says and is just playing theatre.

Why do you think he is an idiot?

The way he talks and acts during speeches. I don't like it. I'd rather not delve further into this or we'll be here for awhile.

hey skye

still waking up tbh, I tried to keep myself awake so that I could sleep at night…. didn't work out the best, wht you been upto?

He does this because it works and gets the people fired up, if you had seen his foreign policy speech you would be aware that he is not as one dimensional as you think and is capable of behaving like a true statesman

clyp.it/f3uky55s?token=4f0e227ce8329ebbbc4764052423f8a3

Got a due date on an assignment bumped. Yay!

Also, Reece and Mouse are here? How are you two?

So you call him an idiot because you don't like the way he acts. Calling someone an idiot is pretty much insinuating your subject is mentally handicapped relative to yourself which is quite the highfalutin approach to showing your contempt about one of Americas most hyper calculating billionaires. You must be quite the accomplished rodent.

Hey beautiful~

So… Trump has plans for some rather significant tax cuts. What I haven't been hearing about is where he plans to cut spending to offset this decrease in revenue, as well as to match the rather sizable deficit that we already have.

Or does he intend that America file for bankruptcy?

Rekt

He plans on cutting away departmenT of education and some other bloated big government

I want to put you 300 ft under water with no scuba tank. you will panic and frantically swim to the surface. you may feel a grain of hope as you see the pin prick of blue light that is the sun shining through the surface, but it will be quickly overcome by the intense burning in your lungs. nevertheless you will continue to struggle upwards slowly getting closer to safety. eventually the surface will be so close that you can almost taste the air, the water is clear now and you can see the waves rippling the surface but you know you won't be able to make it the pain and pressure to breathe is so intense that you are on the verge of blacking out and even though the surface seems close enough to touch you can no longer fight the urge to breathe and you seal your fate as you open your mouth and the water floods your lungs. The pain is like nothing you have experienced but eventually the blackness takes hold and you accept the sweet embrace of death. but you will not die, much like prometheus your ordeal will start anew and you will once again be 300 feet deep. this will repeat forever and you will never get used to the pain.

If he can actually deal with the illegal immigration problem he can likely use the one hundred thirteen billion dollars that are spent on them each year, a number that will likely increase every year unless we build wall. Also he says he will attempt to eviscerate the trade deficit which is around fifty billion. Also he wants to cut down foreign aid to the stan countries and more which could add to some billions. Also when income taxes are cut people tend to spend more money which might be collected in other taxes and will likely further stimulate the economy.

I like this post.

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what are ye up to tonight?

Headed to the pub actually…
Got a couple girls with me, planning on drinking to my fortune!

Want to see a pic of my new cub

Afternoon, bread. What's going on?

do you like anime by any chance?

How's you

s-sure, is it a husky? Lab? I've had two labs, I wish I could have a husky but unless we have an iceage soon chances are slim.

Yes, I like anime. How'd you figure that out? Btw, nice Strike Witches clip compilation. I'm okay, I guess. Skipping out on the job search for the rest of the day since I've got two interviews coming up soon. How about yourself?

python3 print("Hey, Skitty.")

That moment when you open a fresh can of Albacore tuna to sip the sweet tuna-ey water to realize you bought the "in oil" tuna by accident

What?

You have had quite a few dogs. It would be mean if you had a husky there unless you kept it pretty much shaved all year. It would still be sad though, they wish for snow and cold

I recommend rain coast trading tuna, it is good

var you = function (message) {
this.action = {recieve:function(a){console.log("Reciving: ",a)}}
action.recieve(message)
}
you('hi :3')

console.log("What's up?")

nice virus

I'm fine thanks, just practicing some Linux on my tinkerpad

I opened a nice can of tuna, I usually like to drink the water out of it first but I didn't care to check if it was in fact water and not oil, I got the wrong kind and it was tuna in oil and only realized it once I had it in my mouth. I had to run outside and spit it out and wash my mouth with a hose… quite unfortunate.

Nice file name. I thought you were talking about a dog.. Congratulations, that's really cool. I like the color, midnight blue.

Ayyyy~

#!/usr/bin/python3
print("So, linux, eh?")

I just have to say, that seems like a strange habit to me.

Qu'est-ce qui se passe ?

#!asufafhausahfuaefbyeuygfaufashbcadcbayfvbyasufyasdbasuvavtyaasdaabycuabsaudcavbfasonafu
print("uhhhh, yes…?")

I'm still learning… it's VERY early days

howdy

That's easy enough to tell from your interpreter specification.

It can take off in under one hundred feet, she is very light. I will show you the aircam when they finish building it, shouldn't be long now. gtg
here is a bonus pic, warmed some of the old girls up for the spring

I've actually used Python a leeeeeeeetle bit before technically. Used to kill some time messing around with Renpy

That is one mafioso looking car, hnnnng. Have fun.

If you say so. Incidentally: stackoverflow.com/questions/7670303/purpose-of-usr-bin-python3

Just talking to some people on skype, bored. trying to obtain a developer key for some website and trying desperately to navigate safely between their terms of service agreement. Nothing much. And you?

Hey, I like tuna.

How are you?

Just listening to some music while chatting in here instead of job hunting 'cause I need to wait a couple days for the job boards to have more stuff worth attacking, and I have a couple interviews in a few days.

I'm talking about Renpy for Windows anyway. Never touched anything Linux related like this before

I'm good tanks, sir. Just eating some peetzer. What has you been doing?

#!/usr/bin/python3
class Lol(object):
def init(self):
super(Lol, self).init()

def lol(): print("lol")

def main():
a = Lol()
a.lol()

if name == "main": main()

ur mom

Chilling in bed, listening to some youtube. Gonna be fapping, and then programming later.

What's on that pizza?

surprise.s
.globl _start_start: mov %rax, 0x39.surprise: syscall jmp .surprise

No, your mom
Things your mom is fatter than in no particular order

What language is this?

Hello Holla Forumsread

Hello

pepperoni with motzarella cheese, not my favourite, but it'll do!

that's not fair, I never learned php.

hey Milky

x86_64 assembly, GNU syntax.

What is your favorite pizza?

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Ah, that would explain why I can't make heads or tails of the commands. I've never done anything in real assembly, just pseudo assembly.

cheese or chicken, Chicago Town make really good ones

tfw baka can't do assembly

My degree isn't in computer science.

I learned dat shit when I was like 5 weeks old. In uteri. Not my fault you're a massive dumb dumb

ur mom