Shhhhhhh!

Don't post in this thread!

*fapping quietly*

Wake the baby. I am ready to eat.

sleep tight chinker

Comfort eating already, lyin' Ted?

oops

For fuck's sake!
Can you guys keep it down please?

sel's pussy stink has awoken the babby

Aw, now look what you've done! You woken the poor baby with your fucking shouting, mate!

I am sorry sir please stop hurting me

GOD DAMN IT !

Every other thread that I start, goes straight to page 20 without a reply!

But you fuckers had to WAKE THE BABY !

Teens?
Don't remind me what I'll be dealing with in 15 years!

Being super quiet for a baby is counterproductive. The baby will sleep the same amount with or without noise. Being quiet can make him sleep at any given moment, but he'll be awake later whether or not you're quiet.

fuck babies

kill them all

theyre just parasites to society with no true sustinence to offer the world except shit and scream.

I poison every public baby I can with liquid cyanide from a pipette bottle I carry everywhere when the mother isn't looking

kill all babies

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I heard a really nasty rumour.
Somebody told me that YOU were once a baby.
What do you say to that?

lol butthurt

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WHAT

Alright, I'll just be playing terraria if you need me.

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There are literal Star Cannons and Shark Miniguns in Terraria, and all kinds of fucked up hippie shit. A tank or an Apache helicopter, would be more realistic than what's actually in the game. It would be an improvement. Does this guy hate reality or something?

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what is this shit!?
posting it without sound like a fucking serf

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ur gay

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