AMA

Ask a South Korean that has fled to North Korea anything.

Do you like the historical monuments they have there?

Why?

Yes they are glorious


I was sick of being a NEET, now I am a hero. I am paraded around and live like a King.

Are you planning on taking out dear leader?
Does he really not poo?

He does not defecate no. Only humans defecate. I would never dream of doing such a thing, not that I even could, not a single human could do such a thing. I half heard he can kill with just a stair.

Do you just randomly come up with stupid thread ideas for replies?

No what do you mean? I was told this place good place to find those disenfranchised with west. Those that may too want freedom in Korea.

How long is the penis of the supreme leader?

I would not know. Why is West obsessed with penis? I do not now. I am sure our leader is well endowed for there is no one like him.

I hear he ejaculates gold

I submit that you fled to the North to avoid comparison with large-penised imported Negroes in the South!

What are negroes?


Again, I would not know. I do not believe he is in need of wealth.

I think it is just a side effect of being Glorious Leader.

The girls say he comes all over their faces & calls it the Midas touch & then laughs.

like this: har har har!

Interesting, I did not know westerners had much knowledge of our leader due to your dictators censoring all information. It is good to now you now of him

Why won't your country that you used to live in, Worst Korea, would just stop being a feminist/sjw shithole and let Best Korea invaded Worst Korea?

Because they are what you call jews

No, your degeneracy would mean death here

please stop talking to yourself

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Why is Dear Leader a fat mentally challenged pussy?

That's what we call him here in AMERICA, the best goddamn country in the world.

Maybe you need to get invaded again so you can learn who's boss…

That is rich coming from a country ruled by a black man you did not even choose. Our leader knows best and leads us to glory while your country and people suffer in squalor. Korea has never been invaded, in fact we repelled you and our nation was birthed.

prove that you're from NK or kill self

That's rich, coming from a country ruled by a fat psycho who you did not even choose. What's next in line for worship when Kim Jong Un dies from a McDonald's accident? The dump he took moments after his death?

It is not for us to choose him, for he is infallible. I see you have also been brainwashed by your ruling jewish class

Are the grills more pretty?
How does that legal weed taste?

The marihuana? It is good though I smoke it sparsely. I'm not cook so I don't know grill quality

OP's location is ponka city Oklahoma.

How do you have internet access?

Well, the average person does not have time to be on the internet, but I have been tasked to sway the poor westerners that the media has been lying to them. See I am hero for fleeing from Other Korea's regime to Korea

What did you bring with you to Real Korea?

My computer and other personal belongings.

Are you looking forward to the Big Famine about to come?
Also did you know North Korea isn't even real socialism and neither is Venezuela

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Again with these buzzwords. Why do you put so much value in what a person says to you on TV? We never claimed to be such a thing nor are we.


Nice rig you got there

whats that thing left of your keyboard?
on top of the boob mousemat

I thought best korea had a "periodic" electric system, how are you online?
How are you from neet to king? studied nuclear weapons?
How is it to live there, and why not live in the west?

Activator for long distance nuclear thing

I am herald as hero here because I choose North and not South. I am paraded and talk about the evils of west. I live in luxury now.

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>tfw a grammar nazi who is still a regular nazi
I am incapable of appreciating this joke

How evil is west?

do people have waifoos in NK?