Greetings

>>>/cuteboys/

Hardly professional recruiting here
Go to where people don't actively encourage bullying

Hello sirs.

I am interested in joining your cause. But I'm not experienced in le Haxxing.

What are your criteria when considering recruits?

test

What is "Hacking" ?

Hi, I'm the infamous hacker known as 4chan.

I'd like to join your cause and bring an end to cyber bullying,

I have 15 years of hacking experience and collaborated with laugh-out-loud security and iguana team on numerous raids against bullies on xbox live.

Please let me join your cause. My wife's boyfriend killed himself because of cyber bullies and I promised her I'd avenge him, This is the perfect opportunity to live up to that promise.

Email me at [email protected]

I've got my eye on you

Imagine we entertain the thought that for even a second, you are who you claim to be. Why would we join you? Anonymous has proven time and again to be incompetent, especially when it comes to their methods of "hacking". There's little to know pay-off, and anyone who joins who is moderately better than your current members would be an obvious and easily-accessible target for NSA and FBI surveillance. And in return? Nothing. Anonymous doesn't pay because it can't pay. I know for a fact that stealing money from bank accounts has crossed the minds of some of your members, though the minute they tried it, the banks and police were onto them. Why? Because again, they're incompetent.

If anything, you should be giving us your resume and begging us to consider joining you. And even then, if one of us was kind and stupid enough to do it, we'd be the ones training you.

t. user

SAFE PLACE
SAFE ZONES
CYBER BULLYING
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SIDES HURTING
I FALL TO THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

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very professional of you, op.
you came to the right place and asked the right question of the right people. you obviously did your homework and know the userbase here inside-out. you can be proud of yourself and your efforts are appreciated.
have you heard of the 502errors? it's a group of fat, disinterested oldfags who hack their own buttholes with cacti and laugh at people like you.

if you want free emails to send to indian ad websites, go recruit on /i/ boards

look for them on Overchan

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Please promise you'll never fight against CP sites.
Fucking Anonymous are fighting against my beautiful CP. Fucking cyber criminals are doing it for the name of fucking morality. Unbelievable.

I added your emailaddress to mass gay mailing lists and plastered this craigslist ad in all states.

P-please don't hack me

I would wash Kennedi's feet, dry them, and kiss them… If it meant she could forgive me
_ :^3

Confirmed for literal faggotry

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Finally a cause I can get behind. Too long has child pornography been persecuted on the Internet. Lets go back to the golden days.

benis

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hello

my name is elite-dark-lord_dragonslayer_3.1412 and I am ready to join your ranks.
I have 4 years experience in this field and I have also worked on international levels already.
if you don't hire me you are a fagit

also I expect my salary to be at least 50 grand per year.

best regards
lite-dark-lord_dragonslayer_3.1412

can you do something about the oppressive government in America?