Irrational Fears

Sup Holla Forumsros,

What are some of your irrational fears?

Jw because I watched Misery with my friend. Normally I don't get affected by scary movies (the film isn't really scary but still) when I got upstairs I felt some kind of presence. My friend and I went to the gas station to get some food and I asked for him to escort me back inside because I was spooked by this ghost. Anyways my buddy's gone, and now I'm just trying to entertain myself in my bedroom. Was gonna go to the living room to play some vidya, but don't want to deal with this entity. Keep hearing movement outside. Needless to say it got me thinking about irrational fears. I also lurked /x/ more than I should have today

You got any?

That I'll become a potato and I'll live the rest of my years in a nursing home.

I have an irrational fear of seeing shit threads on Holla Forums.

I have an irrational fear of a female seeing my dick and telling everyone how small it is

Its irrational cuz im a 29yo virgin and never even kissed a girl. So no one would even see my dick unless i flashed them

Then add that i have no friends and nobody knows me really so who would she tell?

Either way im afraid to get naked in front of girls

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that's about it

I could probably think of a few more but im running out of lines

This is nor irrational bro, the rest are pretty out there, I wish you well with your mind struggle

those aren't my real fears- those are my irrational fears

most of them are probably incorrect.

I have an irrational fear that Our Goddess Nicole will die or be raped. Naturally, I know this is an irrational fear, because I know Our Goddess Nicole is a strong emporered womyn who would not allow herself to be subdued, but every day after my daily Rapelay session I am struck with the fear that some vile misogynist will claim her.

What can I do to allay these fears, Holla Forums?

SMOZZ clack my dack

Perhaps posting her image will allay your fears.

You're right. I must spread her tender love to all.

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Being criminally prosecuted for a crime of which I am innocent but the evidence tends to show that I am guilty and there is little evidence to show I am innocent.

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Theres a difference between an entity being present and the side effects of self induced heeby-jeebies.
Just because you have the creeps does not mean there is an entity.
I bet you never feel entities when you haven't been on /x/ creepypasta threads or watching spoopy movies.
Conversely I bet you feel watched and not alone as soon as your movie ends every time.

All of them are incorrect except this:
And probably all of this:

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I'm obviously very conflicted.

I really REALLY have this weird fear of the sharp bones on my ankles hitting each other or anything else for that matter.

I even get freaked out when I see other peoples ankles getting hit. I don't know why but it just seems so painful for me.

Weirdly enough, my dad also had a skull tattoo on his ankle so I always get shivers when I think about what it must have been like getting it, maybe it's a curse or some shit.

>>>/tulpa/

I thought this was irrational fears?, those are almost guaranteed


Lucky bugger

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I have the same response to noses being broken and head trauma induced seizures.
Sure there are far worse and more serious injuries than these but none of them strike the same fear in me.

how about your clothes not marking dick like for normies?

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