What do you think of Matthew McConaughey's wife?

What do you think of Matthew McConaughey's wife?

I LIKE HIM

streetshitter/10

I'd hit it.

POO

IN

THE

LOO

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This guy has the looks, the money, the sex appeal, and he goes for that? I could understand a normal guy going for a non-white if she was really hot but this…burn it all down.

Almost all his roles have to do with a bitter agnostic/atheist ecen though he's a fiehard christian. He played a christcuck ib a horror film and that's it.

She's Brazilian, you fucks.

But a brazilian once told me that brazilians are white.

wew

That person was probably one of the descendants of the confederates that fled to Brazil after the civil war. Or, a lying faggot.

Brazilian you say?

same difference tbh

Ffs because he's gay like 99% of all hollywood actors. Embed related inb4 why is wolverine married to a dumpy old woman?

That is too gay for even an image board.

more like matthew micegenaughey

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Because surely in his experience, white women turned out to be nothing but glorified cum dumpsters who jump at the opportunity to have him put a ring on her and become gold diggers, only to later fuck him over shortly after. Look how that worked out for Brendan.

Matthew here has given the finger to the JUST league and instead married a Designated Woman, one that has been born and bred to become the perfect servile woman: halal in the streets, haram in the sheets.

He's got it all figured out, anons.

I'd invite her to poo on my street.

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Every time. They must really hate the idea of their kids becoming famous and successful like them.

i guess she's all right, all right, all right

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Are you people this retarded?

Literally shit.

Brazilians are conservative, Christian and pro-guns. They're basically Holla Forums.

I could ask you the same thing.

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Inability to distinguish faces is a trait of autism.

Think on the positive side though, it would be easy to impregnate his wife and make him raise your kids, he wouldn't even be able to tell the difference.

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top kek

Talk about faces that only a mom's husband could love.

Just because he can act a smart guy does not mean he is a smart guy.

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Grip it as tightly as you can around its throat for a period of no less than 10mins.
You cat will love it.

pls email [email protected]/* */ if you're a cat named sakamoto and want a cute furret to lick your paws
Not quite bud,

I'm pretty sure the author of this used C4D, when you zoom the rings you can see they don't have lots of poly, it was definitely in a 3D software

Then why do they let their kids dress and act like skanks?

Why would you do that to yourself?

I cant get over how fugly his kids are. Fucking amazing.

Ehh, it's just Matthew McConaughey

lol

One on the right is a boy?

SHART

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RIP

At least Arnie was able to clone a Mexican version of himself

They look like they belong in a museum exhibit.

If it's brown, flush it down.

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xD

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Whos the bottom guy?

That is Robert De Niro, a nancy boy who made a career of being a tough guy gangster. He also went oil drilling

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I didn't know this video existed. He is quite charming when he goes full gay and just rolls with it. He looks so happy being absorbed in his performance. His enthusiasm is infectious.

To be fair, if I married what I considered to be a beautiful woman, I'd want our children to look more like her than me. Enough like me for me to know they're mine but mostly like her

JUST

what the fuck did you just say you little bitch

that's a woman?