List of your favorite movies

Just bring em on IDK I'm just trying to watch some kino tonight whether it be schlock, kino, anime, ridiculous action movies, degenerate art. Whatever it is I don't care I just want to see some funky stuff.

If you don't feel the impact after this, you need to check your testosterone levels.

I'm not a big van damme fan but i'll check it out. I just want a shit load of suggestions because I'm all out of netflix garbage to watch.

Double Impact is a good choice. I see your Van Damme and I raise you The Specialist. This movie is good and bad on so many levels.

Good:

Bad:

Wild card:

You had me sold at prime sharon stone and james woods

I just made a thread about this on
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Ghostbusters and Bram Stoker's Dracula are probably my favorite movies.

Only the opening scene is kino.

No you're not, watch Fauda and thank me later.

just looked at it. Mostly it's just filled with actual kino(most of which I've seen) though. I mean I'm all for watching kino, but I need to clear my head and have no distractions on my mind in order to really barrel through it. I'm just looking for general suggestions(even kino for later viewing) just about anything good no matter how idiotic it is.

Dr. Strangelove and Falling Down are my favorite movies. I hope you find them acceptable.

Paul is a fantastic movie. I think you would like it, OP. Seth Rogen is hilarious in it.

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Hey Cornelius, like I said in the other thread, could you please post your phone number and email? We like to stay connected here on Holla Forums and you're the only member of the board who hasn't shared their info.

Shrek
Shrek 2
Shrek 3

Shrek 3 is fucking awful, a disgrace to the series.

I may be new to this forum, but I am not new to the internet! You shan't fool me!

Shrek 3 wasn't Shrekino but compared to the filth of the unwashed masses, it was kino in its own right.

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This is a forum, is it not?
What exactly is wrong with tripcodes?
Or exclamation points? Or reddit, for that matter?
And Seth Rogen is a hilarious comedic actor. There is nothing wrong with his films.

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He's trolling. Just filter him.

mein fucking nigger

I dare anyone to tell me this isn't kino after watching this.

wow Op here I gotta see this

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pic related is my favorite

Good taste

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I think at the very least it's better than SW's S1, but it does lose out to even that when it comes to the more light hearted moments. I do like that the Neuroi are more of a threat to the witch's everyday lives, but the action does need to get toned down for more interaction between the witches. Also more Krupi antics and more Jose. That would make an S2 perfect for me. It wouldn't even be that hard to pull off since the character introductions are all done with.

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Oh you mean the one that you never even gave me contact info on fuck breath?

Eh, whatever. I like mine a lot. Hardly even feels like a service rifle.

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Yeah, it's a pretty fun namco arcade title, though I really need to git gud a it.

This isn't a shitpost thread so here is a free bump

The Last Temptation of Christ is one of my favorites.

I love the movie where sean bean and kevin bacon stand around in a desert dressed like fag cowboys looking off in the distance too.

Such a classic.

Oh wait I have no fucking clue what you're talking about as you didn't give a single solitary detail. Do I need to bring back desertposting, you queer?

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It's obviously Footloose you nimrod.

WHat the fucking fuck!?

These are two of my favorite movies.

You're a fancy lad!

I'll drop some recommendations of underrated weird movies that don't get brought up a lot in these kinds of discussions:

Imagine a group of Russian stuntmen recieved $2m to make a first person action movie and the director was a musician in a band. Somehow this actually happened and it was great (with surprisingly good plot and characters, well at least Jimmy since he was pretty much the only character).
Really fucked up Spanish romance movie about these clowns that love the same woman.
you will cry
Extremely realistic violence involving combatants that don't know what they're doing (Blue Ruin is a normal guy tries to become an assassin and is pretty sad, Green Room is a punk band gets in a tense situation at a skinhead bar in rural WA)
It's like Hunger Games except instead of being dogshit its kino
Anti-capekino, and no it is nothing like Kick-ass which was shit
Half disney princess movie half brutal depiction of traitors and spies in the Spanish civil war. Somehow these two things mix really well and it has my favorite plot of any movie ever.
FAST EXTREME SPEED TO THE LIMIT OF MAXIMUM VELOCITY also eurobeat. It's kinda like the pod racing scene of Shit Wars Ep. 1 except the whole movie is about it.
Imagine being trapped in a stale apartment room in Toronto and you've just woken up and have a lot of things to do today but you are completely paralyzed and you don't know when or if you'll ever be able to move again. Also there's a spider on the wall and everything is yellow. That's how it feels to watch this movie.

Didn't see it but perfectly capable of playing a videogame myself. Basically Twitch: The Movie
Cuck body horror with that inimitable brand of dago ineptitude for storytelling. Pure shit.
Was decent, even above average. Will check out Green Room.
Maudlin, exploitative trash made for audiences of desensitized teenagers and sociopaths.
Literal cuck kino attempting and failing miserably to satisfy as drama, action or comedy.
Basically the yurospic holocaust version of Life is Beautiful or any other I gried at de end :DDD oscar bait. Yes it was well made, yes it was emotionally impactful, and yes it's overrated af.

I wish I could play a videogame with the fight scenes, pacing, and music of it. Just being in first person doesn't make something like a videogame, just as how videogames with set camera angles aren't movies.
I don't see how either of the main characters are cucks considering the whole point of the movie is that they will go to any length to stop the other from romancing their woman, and since when has body horror been a bad thing? Is The Thing a shit movie now too?
choose one or neither hint: it's neither.
Is having emotion and violence now bad too, Holla Forums?
You are not supposed to like the protagonist at all, involving cucks and portraying them negatively != cuck kino
name one significant flaw the movie has. Also no movie made in a language that isn't English can be Oscar bait.

What the fuck are you on about?

i hate movies

I agree with everything you said except for your opinion on battle royale

Brazil is cool.

Have you fags seen the three sequels? They're good.

OP here
I just watched the straight to dvd version of Fist of the North Star- ehhh it was ok…. It had alot of really kino moments surrounded by boredom, uninspired sets, and budget constraints.
About to watch the Last Circus.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop is one of my favorite movies.

Escape from New York and Escape from L.A. are great just for Kurt Russell alone.

Things to Come (1936) is amazing just how good it does sci-fi with early film making technology.

op again. I really love both of those escape from movies. Even though they are total schlock it's really fun to see the man that inspired the character of solid snake.

This is like watching somebody's fever dream.

Underrated af. Always associate it with pic related, another forgotten masterpiece.

Is that Michael Stone?

You mean Michael Ironside? He's the villain.

More please.