Half in the Bag: non-Hollywood films edition

Listen to RLM talk about movies that you might actually want to see instead of endless superhero and Hollywood films they usually talk about all year.

Do people on this board still unironically watch BLM?
Christ just post cuckold porn while your here.
Actually don't.

Only occasionally watch HitB if they review an interesting movie like they are today, BotW is pretty shit.

HitB>R>BotW>Plinkett

which is to say that Half in the Gag isn't very good either.

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I love black cock

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RLM a shit but being a sagefag is worse

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Official RLM tier list goes as follows;

Care Boars > Star Wars Prequel Plinkett Reviews > Pre-2013 HitB > Other Plinkett Reviews > Star Trek Plinkett Reviews > ReView > Current Year Half in the Bag > 2013/14 BotW > TFA Plinkett > Current Year BotW > Space Cop

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Imagine his tiny little penis buried in pubic hair.

Didn't think this deserved its own thread tbh

I only watch RLM when Holla Forums links it, so whatever.

the only thing i like about them is the Wheel of the Worst, but after the new Star Wars movie review i just couldn't take it anymore

Watched The Nice Guys, Swiss Army Man, and The Greasy Strangler with a friend in response to this.

The Greasy Strangler was definitely the best of these. The soundtrack is awesome, the acting is awesome in an awkward way, and the tone is perfect. 10/10 would not recommend to normalfags.

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I thought the Nice Guys was fantastic

Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe have surprisingly good chemistry, but that Holly character made a solid 8.5 movie into a 6 or 7. Her character could have been replaced by nobody, so the two main actors could play off of each other better.

Yeah she was pretty distracting with how sexy she was

MUAH THE HOLLYWOOD PATRIARCHY

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It wouldn't be a problem if they weren't all the same.

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Surprisingly this works. Some shop Mike's face over Louis' in this pic.

like that?

Help, I can't breathe~

I laughed harder at that filename

I can only imagine what will happen now that Trump is turning against them.

it was a meme come through. Mike wants the nigger to fuck the white girl. Luckily Jamal won't be getting any pussy if things go as planned. Instead he might end up sucking the beaner's fat dong.

The nigger is a main male character, and the only other main male characters are her possible uncle, her possible father, and her possible cousin.

Every other Star Wars film had a love story, and if the critique is the lack of that romance, the choices are either the nigger or incest.

epic meme

Oh shut up, Mike. You explicitly wanted interracial sex in the movie.

what about the gay beaner that is going to fuck wewuz.

>>>/reddit/
>>>/gaschamber/
>>>/oven/


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Ass cancer > AIDS > Leukhemia > Red Letter Media
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Oh fuck, that's perfect

it was a fun episode.

Why is BvS so hated? I mean I didn't really hate it, nor did I really like it(besides some batman scenes) but is it really that worse than the marvel movies? I think they're equivalent, have their moments but ultimately they're very forgettable.

RLM are paid off by Disney, which owns Marvel.

i get that posting RLM threads is pretty good bait, but there aren't really people here that still watch this shit, are there?

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other than the the redditors, no.

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Speaking of safe spaces, why aren't you two in yours?

sometimes i think you guys get off on disliking things as a group/circlejerk.

lol reddit is mad

This is how I know you're not one of us.

oh no, im not a member of the sekrit club, whatever shall i do?

Does anyone else screencap their shit way too much? I do…

Continue ousting yourself as an outsider that refuses to lurk before posting I guess.

Is "The Witch" actually as good as they say, or is just one of those movies that only hipsters like?

It was a shit movie with an ending that amounted to running out of ideas on what to do with itself. If you want to waste your time, feel free to see it for yourself.

It's a more pretentious Sausage Party essentially.

I didn't think that was possible.

at 51:32 in the review, Mike is fantasizing about the bbc and how there's no women who can handle it.

Mike was extremely insufferable in this episode anyway. It's like he was trying to out-gay Rich and his WACKYXDDDD behavior. Even Jay seemed annoyed, like he was dealing with a spergy kid.

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Yeah I've noticed it too. He's smiling awkwardly but you can tell he's a bit sick of the "look I'm so random" style.

Let me tell you about Cuckoldry

I was dating a white woman, I know I know, already fucking it up there. And she was fairly popular on my show. Whatever, so she asks me "hey, can I be on the show… without you?" At first I'm like what it's my show why wouldn't I be on it but she promised it would be fine. So they are watching movies, and I'm in my office writing the script for the next Plinkett review and I hear the movie stop. Interesting. So I head to JUST outside the door and I see Jay running out of the room, crying. Inside, I see the love of my life getting spitroasted by AIDSmoby and that fat guy. Immediately the whole Jay thing makes sense (he has a bit of a hard time around women).

So I watch and jerk off and afterwards she comes out acting like she "saw the movie". I tell her I saw everything and I was honestly turned on by watching my girl get plowed. "It's like my own home porno" I say. She says "really, well I've had an idea for a while, I'm going to bring some guys over and I hope you approve."

So I'm at home waiting and she arrives with a van full of guys. Black guys, all much more fit and masculine than any white man I've ever seen. I'm immediately in love. Those muscles, those skin tones, immediately reminds me of my favorite movie series ever. So I start jerking off and offer to "prep the bull". Being gangbanged by 7 black men as a warmup is honestly what all enlightened men should be striving for. I didn't cum, of course, that wouldn't be happening tonight.

They go in, and tie me down to a chair. They immediately go to work, their enhanced Nubian stamina allowing them to sport full, 12 inch erections for hours. It's amazing, watching them pass my girlfriend around like a basketball. I saw them do every position, in every hole. When they were close to climax, they got out a bowl and all came into it, making sure to keep it just warm enough to support the sperms life. When they all had cum, they mixed it and filled a turkey baster to the brim. Planting it deep inside my girlfriends vagina, they shot the combined ejaculate of 7 muscly Egyptian Pharoahs inside her. I knew it was the time of month when she was most fertile too. I never had to worry about getting her pregnant, my little cock barely got inside, and she never let me fuck her without a condom. Now I knew I was never going to fuck her again and honestly, I'm glad. I'm prepared to use all the money I make to raise as many black children as she can birth because the world can only be made better with more men like them.

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with all this cuck posting it's got me thinking. Does Holla Forums have a closeted cuckoldry fetish?

Even fifth graders are smarter than this m80

jesus fucking christ, newfag. Why the fuck are you even here? That's like 8/tv/ 101.

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I've been very open about my cuckoldry fetish.

I for one have always worn my cuckoldry fetish on my sleeve.

Must suck to be you

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It's funny you're only complaining about it now after cuckposting died down a bit. Is it because you missed Holla Forums giving you free BLACKED edits?

nigger I treat this board like the plague for 3-4 weeks at a time on more then one occasion because I'm sick of this shit
I'm making fun of you

I have become Holla Forums. I am one with the memes.

BROTHER! I KNEW YOU WATCHED THEM

So basically all movies nowadays are either boring, pretentious or completely degenerate. Guess I'm not missing much.

That animu was not very good.

Honestly I kind of agree. Stopped watching about 6 episodes in and only saved that gif because I found it cute. It's written by the same woman who did Ranma 1/2 though, a series I do quite like, so I might give it another shot sometime in the future.