In 13 days, it will be december 16th 2016. This is going to be the day of the first screening of Rogue One in movie theaters.
We have to get ready for Rogue One spoilers, boys! I have no idea if any are any out there, but we are gonna have to create a new kylo ren kills hans solo who is also is father.
Anybody know when the hollykike/reporter screening is?
We have to get ready for Rogue One spoilers
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Why bother spoiling a piece of shit? It doesn't deserve any attention at all.
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Spoiler: Rebel warrior Chirrut Imwe dies in the movie
Probability: Very likely, said by one of the actors in a press conference
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Title: 9 Star Wars Rogue One spoilers from the book
Spoiler(s): The Death Star was built before its laser was even designed, Orson Krennic and Galen Erso go way back, Director Krennic is a master manipulator, The Death Star was built by Geonosians, Krennic and Grand Moff Tarkin were rivals, The Ersos survived thanks to the fall of the Republic, Saw Gerrera met Jyn first when she was very young, Jyn's mom was possibly more sensitive to the Force than the Jedi, and The Jedi were discredited after the Clone Wars
Probability: Slightly likely, but as we know jew jew doesn't read the star wars books (Hans solo was already dead before episode 7, killed by Boba Fett). Also these spoilers are fucking lame
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IMPORTANT Spoilers: Galen Erso attempts to kill Krennic on Eadu by setting off an explosive, but the plan fails, Darth Vader has a total of 6 minutes of screen time, (The most saddening point to vaderfags) and he only has 2 scenes, one talking about a battle and one at the end of the film, Chirrut dies on Scarif after Baze's secret is revealed, and he is shot down by shoretroopers and stormtroopers, Baze dies on Scarif, and Pao (the first Drabata) meets his demise very quickly. He's just shot down by a deathtrooper, and he makes a weird noise when he gets shot. He's presumed dead after that
Probability: somewhat likely
Lots of this seems like pretty useless information, but we might be able to use some of this to generate tears
For normalfag butthurt you flaming newfag
Sounds boring and Holla Forums tier.
The Death Star blows up
Exactly the problem.
I've boiled it down to main Spoilers (ish)
But even then it's still literally who tier
The movie will suck dick
Disney played their cards right. How will you be able to spoil the movie for people if every character is a noname literally who?
Pick one name and spam it literally everywhere.Chirrit Irnwe seems like the most important death.
Also, the biggest spoiler that normies can understand is vader barely being in the movie. This will mean at least one person will not see the movie because it barely has any relatable characters in the whole film
oh god… so iRebel is another Muh-Rey Sue
It looks like in the JewJew-verse heroes are always force sensitive/Jedi and the bad guys are either sith or "normal" people
What if some of the no-names have ties to known characters?
Like not Jan Ors being the Han Solos long lost sister or something like that?
The Rebels succeed in getting the plans and therefore can blow up the Death Star in Episode IV.
Spoiling this piece of multicultural propaganda will hopefully discourage plenty of normalcucks from buying tickets in the first place. If the surprise is gone, then it's like they've seen the movie already, considering that the marketing showcases all of the major plot details anyway.
SPOILER: the movie will be shit
Surely people will stop caring about the franchise once they realize rouge one, episode 7, and ep 8 are all watered down shit. Then they'll just abandon it. Right?
Nah, they will go back to their OT nostalgia echochamber
Have you seen how much money Marvel movies make? The masses are cattle. Let them eat shit.
figure out who they are in the trailers/commercials
apply spoiler directly to image
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first dude dies btw, spam that shit
sauce?
they all die except Vader would be more accurate.
the sauce is jizz
whats the first dudes name?
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Bothan have been retconned out.
I think that's Baze. but it doesn't matter who they are, what matters is their plan is Jyn because she's the only one anyone would know the name of from the trailers. (and I'm not sure I believe she actually dies when she's an obvious "buy all the toys, play the vidya, read the comics and tie-in novels" character)
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I have a sneaking suspicion that Rogue One may actually flop. Everyone I know, even the big Star Wars fans don't seem that interested in going to see it. There is literally no buzz around where I live, hell there are hardly any adverts for it on the television.
Star Wars fanboys (AKA Redditors) and normalfags will still go watch it because Star Wars and just like TFA they will pretend to like it because Star Wars
But yeah if Disney actualy gives Star Wars the capeshit treatment it will only be a matter of time before their cashcow is no longer able to produce
Sadly Feminists and the Chinese will turn out in droves to support their tribe members in the piece of shit. Just make sure you ridicule anyone who wants to see the movie or does see the movie. Make it un-cool to watch Nu-Star Wars.
Probably cause it's the "trendy" and "hip" thing is ironically why people are moving away from Star Wars. People don't want to appear so "mainstream" i.e. the hipster crowd and those were originally the group that loved episode VII ironically till it got popular then they jumped to the hate bandwagon.
I will never understand trends, but seems when something gets popular it gets popular to see it as unpopular.
I can't imagine why there would possibly be negative buzz for a Star Wars movie. I do think this is the last chance anyone will have to see a halfway decent one, since Young Han Solo is completely unnecessary, and Looper Man isn't going to be able to fix Rey.
Not really, try saying anything negative about TFA on Reddit and tell me what happened
Fuck off, kike. Everyone on here hated it from the beginning. The movie is objectively a piece of shit.
But user, Reddit doesn't contain people. Just marketers
I am talking about normies the typical hipster crowd, not about here.
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>even noticing the nigger dick I didn't
no, Louis. that's your shed.
Is it sad that Lucas pretty much tried to pull off a Shakespearean tragedy with the prequels and tried to do something a lot more sophisticated in places, the only real flaw with his vision was his execution?
Darth Jar Jar was actually meant to be a real character
Reddit took credit for the idea from Robot Chicken Star Wars specials which funny enough, Lucas helped write
i actually am going to go see it (not gonna pay for a ticket, i managed to see the fart awakens three times and not give a cent to the theater) so i'll let you know how disappointing it is
Do you think you're sticking it to the Jews because you masturbate to interracial cuck porn without paying for it?
it was a free trip, man, i wasn't gonna say no.
it also helped me solidify my opinion that the film is a piece of shit and doesn't deserve to be called star wars, and is worse than most fan fiction i've read.
nah, he just didnt spend enough time writing it. e worked on the original script for like 4 years before cutting it into three different movies.
also he shouldnt be in the directors chair. EP IV was the only good thing he directed that im aware of, and that nearly killed him.
>yea but dude, tyrondell offered to fuck my girlfriend 'for free!; i couldnt aford to say no
maximum wew lad
lol. I legit got hit with that spoiler before seeeing TFA in theaters and it did some real damage to the narrative…
now that star wars is factually confirmed hollywood Jewish occupied white-guilt propaganda machine I will be happy to partake in ruining it for as many as possible
No one cares Disney marketing.
He was doing fine as a director. I love his diverse imagery and peculiar dialogue, it's something that only a few directors can pull off.
THX 1138 and American Graffiti are great.
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perhaps there is a balance between The Autism and The Agenda.
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I got the wrong alien with this but I think the line is funnier with Not-A-Wookie.
I also don't have any pictures of the right alien, just his toy.
Seriously, who the fuck cares
It is because Disney didnt even bothered to show ANY alien in fucking SW.Its more important to show off dirty niggers than alien in, you know, A FUCKING SCIENCE-FICTION MOVIE.
But really, in no trailer have they appeared, NO ALIEN.
it's sad that nu-male trek respected the alien:human ratio better than nu-male wars.
and then both went out of their way to make up new aliens rather than keep the old ones around, unless it was something that couldn't change, like Chewie or Spock.
where the Twi'leks at? why couldn't Han and Chewie have been smuggling Rancors instead of Cloverfield Monsters With Tentacles? why not prove the superiority of practical effects over CGI by doing better versions of Prequel aliens like Gungans, Muun, and Chinese People? why not throw in some Chiss, since they knew Thrawn was going to show up on the Rebels cartoon?
alternately, where the Andorians and Tellarites at? why are Caitians just Asian chicks with tails? why not bring shit like the Xindi and Suliban into the Original Series era?
why does JJ have to live up to every single Jewish stereotype ever? (besides because he's a greedy Jew and can't let anyone else have some.)
damn it user, don't remind me, it's bad enough that normalfags keep harping fart trek beyond and the fart awakens as better than the last one
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EVERYONE DIES BUT K-2SO
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Kyle Katarn too
Abella Danger?
wrong death star retard
Locked up in the Disney vault with all the other dirty cis male things of the past you shitlord.
I think making it more cerebral was his biggest mistake, plebs didn't understand the material he was referencing. The romance in Episode 2 is the best example of that I think if not the political commentary.
I'm going to go to see it with a friend I haven't seen in a long while.
Wish my friends had good taste.
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No. You should stop making threads about it and let it die. Else you are just doing negative advertising.
You don't have good taste either if you're going to see it. You don't deserve those trips.
checked, but dubs can't override trips. you need at least satan trips or better.
This why I feel sorry for all the Star Wars the buyout killed
Who the fuck is even writing these?
The blockade runner will be in it running through a blockade.
spoiler: it sucks
some cuck who thinks the empire is a white supremacist organization
oh fuck i really hope this is legit.