I wish I was making this up
Amy Schumer in talks to play Barbie
Eli Edwards
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Logan Jones
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Jace Anderson
Not even surprised, tbh, fam. I bet Ken gets cucked by a big black buck as well.
Andrew Turner
Clickbait much?
She's not playing the OG Barbie, the pig's playing a misfit ugly in the land of Barbies.
It's still gonna be a propaganda piece, tho.
Cameron Myers
I hate this bitch and all I've seen her on are Bud Lite and Old Navy commercials.
Anthony Torres
This jewish cunt again.
Liam Miller
Ian Thomas
She'd be more appropriate as Barbie's accessory of the fat ugly best friend.
Carson Campbell
That's who she's playing, actually.
Connor Mitchell
The only "Barbie" this disgusting, obese kike is qualified to play is (((Streisand))).
Owen Campbell
Why do they want to market fat ladies as barbies? They like the barbie shit since it's aesthetically pleasing to girls
Ethan Brown
we must do everything we can to make this a reality
Brayden Baker
Barbie movies were actually pretty dank tbh.
Again jews try to worm their way into beautiful whiteland.
Ian Martinez
Barbie will be a fat lesbian feminist dyke and Ken will be a total cuck whose only job is to prep Barbie's black bull Tyrone (played by Idris Alibaba)
Adrian Richardson
She should play Bebe instead.
Jeremiah Ward
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Jonathan Foster
On the brightside, there's going to be plenty of dank oc to come from it for me to kek at.
And my schadenfreude when Schumer ethers her career and this turd flops big time is going to be superlative.
Thomas Collins
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Michael Lee
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Jordan Rivera
THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE SINGLE FUNNIEST THING SCHUMER HAS EVER SAID OR DONE IN HER FUCKING LIFE, HOLY SHIT user, MUH VAGINA WIMMIN ARE FINALLY INTO COMEDY
I want to see more tears afterwards
Joseph Gonzalez
I am greatly looking forward to this. Amy Schumer is one of my favourite contemporary comedians, and I love how Hollywood choosing a woman who is not "traditionally beautiful" to play Barbie.
Adrian Jackson
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Carson Lopez
So you're playing the redditor game.
Elijah Richardson
Why does hollywood have to cater everything to the fat losers? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH BEING SMART, PRETTY, AND SUCCESSFUL HOLLYWOOD??????? WHY CAN'T BARBIE JUST BE FUCKING BARBIE, THE PERFECT GIRL WITH THE PERFECT LIFE??????
Kevin Sullivan
I like to think that this is all a result of a rewritten script relating to another child's doll franchise.
Lincoln Wood
I think they're just triggered because they aren't pretty or successful.
Josiah Rodriguez
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Christian Wilson
I don't get it, why does Sony hate money this much?
Gavin Hughes
Kinda.
Nolan Bailey
Just watched (((The Talk))) sucking the dick of the idea of the Barbie movie, and it was the greatest laugh that I have ever had in a while. Why are they ok this?! Who is going to go watch this?
Henry Nelson
3 feminists.
Easton Jackson
Why do they keep stabbing themselves in their collective ass?
Oliver Scott
I propose a solution.
pressure cooker bombs.
Chase Turner
this thread, kek
Matthew Carter
I guess she is a comedian after all.