Dunkaccino is based on the Christ archetype...

Dunkaccino is based on the Christ archetype. Christ declares bread to be his flesh and hands it out to his followers to be eat. Dunkaccino declares himself to be a delicious hazelnut caramel coffee beverage and gives that same drink to his followers to drink. It's the ultimate act of love and self-sacrifice, through which mankind is saved.

Who's your God?
Dunkaccino!
Now He's who you laud!
Dunkaccino!
You pray for salvation? I'm your friend,
Hello to the church you'll attend!
I am the way and the light
This whole trial is outta sight!
They pull me back in with hazelnut, too!
Caramel swirl, I know it was you.
Everyone wants my Dunkaccino
Can't get enough of my Dunkaccino!
Souls from seven to seventeen-o:
Lining up for my Dunkaccino!
What's my name?
Dunkaccino!
A dunkadunkadunkadunka
Dunkaccino!

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and yet it's still not catching on

So he changed his name from al to dunk, wouldn't that make it dunk Pocono?

The P is silent.

No it"s not

yes it" is.

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Is this some sort of an argument?

jesus fucking christ english is a subhuman language

It proves Milhouse is a meme

Other languages have just as stupid rules.

adding dunk does not make the P silent!

It's got a Greek root so it totally does.

pick one

I think that's the joke, he's comparing Dunkaccino to Milhouse to imply that the former (a fantastic meme, btw) is not a good meme.

You meatcucks really need to stop forcing memes, it just doesn't work.

MORE LIKE
FORCACCINO
AMRITE?

is that like an accino that changes the motion of an object?

You're trying way too hard to force it.

Said the same increasingly nervous cuck for the 6th time.

it's more like an accino that makes u a faget tbqh famalam

wrong
t. the person who has been telling you you're forcing this shit the last 2-3 times

Using sage as a downvote?

DON'T MIND IF I DO

Fuck off vegcuck you spic beanpoler.

Holla Forums is honestly the worst board

If you're browsing the worst board that means you have bad taste, if you have bad taste how are we supposed to trust your assessment about the quality of the board?

Hmm, it really makes you think.

Thinking?

DON'T MIND IF I DO!

HIPSTERCCINO

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We're reaching levels of sodomy that shouldn't be possible

"Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme

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Is dunkin donuts coffee that good? I just brew my own shit.