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Cast It

They already have an official cast I think.
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hhaha jojers strange crusade is so cool xDDD
haha musclemen

Nigger if don't bump it if you don't like being an ironic ass won't help, then again this Holla Forums I'd expect no less from it.

Oh shit I completely fucked up when typing that.
What I meant was don't bump it if you don't like it.

Everyone should be Idris Elba ala The Nutty Professor

That actually would fit very well.

Good guys:
Chris Evans as Joesph Joestar
Ryan Gosling as Caesar Zeppeli
Michael Caine as Speedwagon
Tom Hardy as Rudol von Stroheim

Do Nothing:
Anne Hathaway as Lisa Lisa

Bad guys:
Chris Hemsworth as Wamuu
Benicio del Toro as Esidisi
Jake Gyllenhaal as Kars
Dwayne Johnson as Santana
James Franco as Straizo

Made a template and my picks.

this is capeshit to the core
jojo needs to cast no name twinks as the female characters and buff gay porn stars as the main characters.

Make a better list then. I gave you the template.

You're absolutely right. You couldn't cast JoJo with the big names of Hollywood. You'd need to dip into stage plays, ballets, acrobats etc. Hell, JoJo would be better as a musical with puppetry or holographic effects for stands.

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mmmMMMmmm

I kek'd

tbh that would just look ugly as fug in real life.

Even with sparkles and colors

Bullshit, anime can easily be adapted to live action, without looking ridiculous. Just look at this clip and tell me, it isn't pure kino.

Or how about this one?

But seriously now, I truly believe, and this time I am not joking, that if there will ever be a JoJo movie it either has to be made by the Japanese, or by Bolywood. Yes, Bolywood, I am 100% serious, unlike Holywood, they actually make their movies fun and interesting and their sense of style and cinematograpy is so bizarre that it can 100% capture Araki's style.
If you are careful, you can actually see him using The Word to stop time in order to fight the bad guys.

Here is their take on capeshit as well.

Holy shit this looks so fucking good

I can totally see this being Jojo.
JAPAN AND AMERICA BTFO