Rogue One final trailer

That was a thing before the buyout

No it wasn't, faggot. That's all Disney.

what the fuck is this bullshit? that was a parody line out of spaceballs about how much the jedi resemble christian zealots… it wasnt actually IN star wars movies.

THIS IS NOW A BANEPOSTING THREAD

This movie was written by the Jew who wrote American Pie. No joke, that's who they got to pen this piece of shit.

fam..

A small guy?

To all you cucks who are for some retarded reason still interested in this piece of shit, here are some other films Chris Weitz is responsible for.

Team Edward!

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I think these are kinds of movies that got him the job

Team Alice ;)

Please crash and burn like "answer the call" ("Ghostbusters" 2016).
These marysue diversity movies must fail because they objectively suck (surprise leftism is terrible) and I am sick of these terrible movies and half-baked reboots that only have 1 aim to promote current year degenerate political ideologies regardless of anything else.

If that's 4reeel then it explains a lot "fago Ren" & how terrible the imperials were in TFA compared to how awesome they were in ESB.

The prequels mangled Star wars and left it for dead on the side of the road. Disney unhappy with that bought the road kill it like a cheap whore raped it shot it in the head 6 times and detonated a nuclear weapon on the corpse. All in the name of promoting leftist shit.

Cinderella was kino

Good taste

I feel nothing.

Oh, good, it features the completely cancerous kind of action scenes where they all need to feature some "funny" punchline and cool gimmick.

When did stromtroopers stop actually being a genuine threat to the heroes and become comedic relief? Is Darth Vader going to slip on a banana peel next? Wouldn't want the (tumblr) children to get scared the space Nazis might actually have a chance of winning.

Also, what are the chances they'll retcon the shit out of Episode IV?

InB4 iRebel was the one who blew up the Death Star.

She's so hot. What the hell?

Skip to 1:20 to hear this very line said by Admiral Akbar.

This is going to be painful. They've even admitted the whole point of the film is a team of diverse people lead by a white woman fights the white male supremacists.

(White) women lack in-group loyalty. They are harlots.

Problematic, tbh.

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The very first Star Wars movie?

Wait a minute…is that black hand without any glove from Darth Vader!?!?!!?!?

WTF?

It's okay
You'll figure it out eventually
Some people are slow

Yeah, this is shit.

They are not very good at following there own rule.

both of those movies predate that decision.

When was the decision made?

It's ironic that they became so filled with disdain and traitorous because feminism gave them power and freedom. That's actually the opposite of what they need, basically a shittest of racial proportions happened when they asked to get to vote and get all sorts of shit without making any sacrifices for it. Then the stupid beta cucks went ahead and gave them that. They have resented us ever since.

Never Forget

Total lies. They were a genuine threat until Return of the Jedi. In the first film they are missing on purpose to lure the rebels into a trap so they can follow them back to their secret base. The very opening scene of A New Hope shows them blowing the shit out of rebel soldiers. Return of the Jedi is the film that ruined them with the ewok shit.

It's funny because it's completely true. 👌

All the best jokes are. That's what makes them resonate, even the idiots who don't realize they're true on a conscious level see it on a subconscious level, thus laughter or possibly anger.

tomorrow.

Biggest box office opening of the year?

Nothing to discuss: They're after my money and yeah it's hollywood/disney, so after my soul too and won't get any.

The bad guy is dressed in all white. Get it goy?

I honestly don't care. The masses seem more than willing to consume shit and ask for seconds. The real tragedy is the cucks on Holla Forums who will make threads about it for weeks to come.

that's not saying much.

You meant plebchan tv ? Never seen so much cucks and libtards than there… This tv is much comfier and much less cock sucking jewsney.

That is a fucking bullshit cop out to cover the fact that Stormtroopers weren't a genuine threat outside of Empire and you know it.

No, it's not. Watch the movie, Vader literally planned the whole thing. The Stormtroopers only miss in a few scenes, and they're all ones that are part of Vader's plan. The opening of the movie shows that the troopers are competent. Do not mistake your stupidity and inability to notice what's really going on for the stupidity of the film. You're the type of person that leads to movies spelling everything out so the lowest common denominator doesn't get left behind.

the movie itself is already one giant retcon

niggas forget the radio dramas are the full story, but jewsney/jewcasfilm decided not to count it anymore.

The Cuck Awakens also broke the internal logic of the universe that was stated in the very first movie. Remember how Han says you can't just jump to hyper space willy nilly or you'll end up inside a star or turned into a red smear on a planet's surface? Well none of that matters anymore, if you're Muh-Rey Sue then you can do anything.

that's less a retcon and more a cheapening really. honestly I'm not sure what's worse.

Fixed that for you

Now take your prequel apologist ass back to Reddit

i'm gonna ftfy as well

fags who proclaim empire as the best are reddit, as well as disney cucks

everyone else is patrician

Kill yourself. Next you'll try to say Jar Jar really was a sith all along.

Your shitty edit doesn't make sense because there is no actual depth in the original trilogy. Your edit will be forgotten, or perhaps spammed by you, while the original will continue to be reposted because it's great.

Stay in your containment threads, red letter pleb.

i want to see a pic of them reacting to her losing.

Fuck off back to reddit.

I can't wait till this meme dies.

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nice filename.

Is there something wrong with saving things directly from Holla Forums?

That's chodemonkey's filename systen you fucking newfag.

Since when the Prequels started to be good now? Oh right, because some Youtube sellout made TL;DW nitpicking videos

the prequels were always fine, one dickhead reviewer just interpreted the phantom menace the wrong way and it stuck since then.

Please tell me you don't actually believe this. Only a pitiful retarded desperately trying to convince himself he's intelligent could come to that conclusion.

I love how it has no black squadmember because you know the CHINA, someone should go paster the blm shitheads with it

this is the same retard who made the other three, so yeah i do believe it.

The originals were about as deep as any 70s/80s movie ever dared to be tbh.

films stopped having depth in the 60s, save a few directors like kubrick.

star wars was never meant to have depth to it, it was george's own flash gordon fan-fic with some WW2 and religious allegories thrown in.

I'm sorry user but that doesn't work at all. The OT wasn't about any of those things, it's just a fact that they were much simpler films. The prequels might have had flaws but Lucas really did become much more ambitious with them. Where's the politics and so on in the OT?

They were always 10/10 kino.

8ch.net/tv/res/553107.html

Sums up what I think is gonna happen personally.

truth never dies user

it was stated in the first film that the senate was dissolved by the emperor, and regional governors were given direct control of their territories. plus, they had a death star constantly fucking about the galaxy to make sure people would stay in line.

there's your politics. it was simply fleshed out in the prequels.

Oh I know there was some politics in the backdrop but the films weren't about that. It never dealt with the empire as a political entity like the prequels dealt with the republic.

There's hardly any meme potential in this one.

The more I see it the more I like it, especially with some deleted scenes that makes it a little better.

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Yeah, I initially didn't care much for it but after approaching it again I have reconsidered it and found it to be pretty great. It's one of the most aesthetic films outside of art film proper. All of the prequels are so dense that you can keep watching them and discovering new things every single time and Attack of the Clones in particular is absolutely gorgeous to look at.

approximately 3,720 to one. :^)

Damn he looked good back in the day.

that was from american graffiti, before the autism really set in.

this pic is like sand

the prequels are back baby.

Whoa, that guy should co-star with Harrison Ford in some more Star Wars stuff.

I could ruin the story for everyone but I think everyone already knows the good guy doesn't really die.

I want to see this in epic glory. Fuck year. Main man, and stimpy (Ren) save the day and R2-D2 is the only one who understands. And Luke cuts the traitor in half, battles darth feminism, who embraces the style of the baby-girl and humps kylo for some reason before didn't happen siblings.

Who is the bad guy? There is no god damn bad guy. Death and stupidity is. Not one single fuck given about about politic loving cities.

Glorious empire cleaning up that shit. Rebels get the fuck out of the way or get zapped.

Turned from degenerate opportunists into high ability heroes. Like storm troopers think they are too good for this shit, fucking tattooine, these aren't the droids, obviously male. No romance for R2-D2, no dissapointing she-droids either. Romantic man from a distance.

Bow tie accepting rewards. BB-8 is too young for him anyway. Robots don't need romance. They are romance. Just happens around them.

Fretful BB wearing a dress and bow tie on her dome. Attention seeking. Eager to please. Asccociation. Virtual Monica Lewinski.

Likes the big droids, size queen. Likes the small ships with the silly split engines. Real men use 4 full engines, slowing down is for shooting which is most of the time. Transition in transport not tactical. Appreciable efficiency. Sexy girl. Ultra slow and fast, instead of fast and ultrafast. Ground attack/air support instead of playing chicken with star fleets and outflying at speed through canyons. High manouverability, using gravity for going closer to ground over hills. Too safe in my opinion. Not impressive. Who's going to save the day when actual forces arrive that know what they are doing, not opportunistic fighters. Super fighters.

More speed than can be controlled should be standard. Fight stick not serve stick. Serve stick flying has it's place I suppose. Disgusting.

Hell yeah.

What makes you say that?

is this what actual autism is like?

This movie looks worse than my own non-existent expectations of it. I look forward to the shitfest it will unleash.

Cheapenings all add up. The Cuck Awakens had everything wrong with it that it's almost impossible to keep track of how many fuckups and cuckouts there were.

is willfully misinterpreting Lucas star wars and bing super defensive about it a meme now, or did mike leave his designated shilling thread?

The prequels are garbage…
There is no getting around that. TFA and Rogue one are even worse because disney has the psychotic tumblr/ millennial agenda to push and care even less about the consumer than George did when he made his prequels…. Hype & merchandise not a nice fantasy space related story like the originals..

The only thing good that might come out of this is the chance to maybe cut up a few scenes to add into a fan edit of a New Hope.

They were entertaining in their own ways and had a few great moments. Episode I when the droid army is deploying and Episode III when the 501st attacks the Jedi Temple come to mind.

Also, they had their own identity. Each of the planets featured in the movies is distinctive, both visually and culturally, from other places previously seen in SW. And it doesn't end there, the prequels introduce all manner of new things, some good, some bad, but at least they attempt to innovate and expand Star Wars in new directions.

Some say the politics were pointless and boring, while I think they're a neat idea that didn't get handled well, like most other ideas introduced in the prequels. Just compare the plot of Episode I, where a Sith is manipulating things from the shadows to push the republic into civil war, to TFA where the space Nazis have a planet sized Death Star and do fuckall with it.

Compare it to TFA and RO, they bring nothing new to the table, two high budget movies and they're still recycling Episode IV, only with leftist shit smeared on top so you know kikes left their mark.

Mike's butthurt knows no end after people made fun of him for wanting more interracial sex in Star Wars. It wouldn't surprise me if he posted here.

mike looks pretty kikey to be honest so it doesn't surprise me that he wants more interracial shit.

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Yeah the problem is everyone treated Lucas like god who could do no wrong, when the whole reason the Original Trilogy worked is because he had people there to tell him when his ideas were bullshit or plain just take over when things weren't working.

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Well cucked, fam.

at least they got an actress without a horsemouth this time.

Since Disney started paying every clickbait site they could to start saying they were so idiot millennial would get hyped for Episode 7.

MP4

Sounds and feels like a generic sci-fi with a star wars skin.

This looked bad to begin with. Now it's irredeemable.
Also, what's the drive to this plot? We already know the rebels blow up the death star, so there's no suspense there. In the opening of IV, the stormtroopers are blowing away rebels left and right. Here, they get casually taken out by snarky HK47 ripoff. There's no point to this movie at all.

It's like you're on this critical mission and you find out that your superiors packed a several feet long dildo in your rifle case as a joke.

my favorite part is that she feels the need to explain what it is, as if a planet sized ship could be kept a secret.
man, i fucking hate advertising, beating you over the head with the plot because spics and niggers cant into subtext or subtlety.

:^)

How much porn will there be of the robot raping her?

Now that you mention it, Reddit was probably created by/for le quirky Star Wars nerdy crowd that seems to infest IT everywhere (I work with many of these assholes, who were surprised when I said I don't like it).

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