American """""""""Humour"""""""""""

I don't get it.

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Why do you insist on arbitrarily placing useless extra u's in words that don't need them?

In b4 "4U".

Paranoid faggots don't deserve pandering.

Your thread doesn't deserve attention.
Have a bump though, I want to see the drumpfsperg cry some more

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humouuur

hummus

hu-mans

owned and operated by comcast.

it's corporate humor.

HODOR

Why they portray him as a retard?

He wouldn't have had a fortune if he was retarded

People still believe that the reason he's successful is all thanks to his father's million dollar loan.

Wow its fucking nothing when it comes to business

AHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE LE NAZIS

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Latest tweet from the man himself.

They're still casting him even though he'll be president?

Not only that, if he was retarded he would have completely squandered that money and wound up being just another no name suit.

hmmmms

OP you massive faggot, consider suicide seriously

It's surreal watching stuff like this as it's a glimpse into the mind of the liberal who barely keeps up with anything that has gone on with Trump.

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As Britbong I have no problem with American comedy like MDE, but most really mainstream shit like SNL is always garbage.

I think you mean "jewish"

seems 100% accurate to me.

Like almost all american "humour" its entirely predictable and not very good.

Twoandahalfmen tier

At least Two and A Half Men was fairly lighthearted and somewhat enjoyable when it wasn't dealing with the cuck brother and his ex.

lol

Never heard of David Duke before this election. It's good to see those generous jews giving him all this free advertising.

More like:

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It's called jealousy. They remind me of the "health at every size" people.

That pence is the worst impersonation I've seen in any of these SNL election/post election skits

This.
I miss it when SNL actually tried to make fun of politicians.
I miss MAD as well.
Frank Caliendo in particular was fucking excellent at impersonations.
Now all we get is "this guy disagrees with our boss' politics he's a DUMB DUMB STUPID BRAIN [applause sign]" instead of comedians actually making fun of things like weird speech patterns and outlandish claims like the fucking wall.
Seriously, Trump saying he'll build a wall should have led to dozens of unique jokes on its own, yet we were stuck with "lol hitler concentration camps haha drumpf funny hair haha" instead.

if hes so successful why he went bankrupt?

If he's not successful why did he wind up becoming a billionaire despite past failures?
You don't have a leg to stand on.
You poke and prod at a man who leads an incredibly productive and stable lifestyle despite any setbacks he's encountered.
I don't know if it's jealousy or a desperate attempt at toppling a figure that you disagree with. All I know is nothing you or anyone like you has said since the beginning of this year has made anything resembling sense.

QUADS GET

this is the typical conservative american, thinks trump made himself a success all by himself with no help from anyone. forget the millions of dollar he borrowed from his dad, forget the private school, ivy league prep education, forget the multiple bankruptcies laid off on deleware LLC's that ripped huge amounts of value out of the hands of working people who invested in those banks that lent him the money to fail, forget the magic reset button that he got to try over and over and over after failing so many times.

forget that he lost almost a billion dollars twenty years ago speculating on indian casinos, and forget that the average tax payer is still subsidising that failure. forget the fact that trump is as slimy as a slimy diamond broker jew but dont forget to lick his boots and polish his knob because he's "successful" - successful at stealing from the poor and fingering mail order wives, there is literally nothing about trump that is the classic american success story of hard work leading to great reward

Yet here he is today.
A billionaire with hundreds of successful businesses to his name.
The president of the United States of America.
You
have
no
leg
to
stand
on

and I am enjoying your tears as this man shits all over everything you hold dear

That's pretty damn good, lad

keep licking that boot buddy, another .25 shekels have been deposited to your - oh no, wait… you do it FOR FREE

Keep going buddy.
You are insanely butthurt and it's very apparent.
The Don is successful and was more than a match for your shitty reptilian waifu.
Literally nothing you say or do will cover up the truth that you hate so much.
Hugs and kisses though, I hope your butt stops hurting eventually.

a successsful brigand is still immoral

and your support for him comes with a karmic cost, i hope for your sake one day you never have to pay it

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Thanks user.

So you're finally admitting he's successful?
Also, you call him a brigand, yet you wouldn't dare bring up Hillary's decades worth of blatant criminal activity now would you?
It's because you are a coward and you fear for your life if you so much as think about calling out your masters.
You are a slave through and through.

you're arguing with yourself now, i never said he wasnt successful. find where in my post i said he not successful

also i never mentioned hilarry, i never mentioned any "masters" except the one you serve, the nostalgic yearning for a bygone american day when a man could work hard and pull himself into riches by the value of his labor and the strength of his character.

trump is none of that, and you're so far gone you cant even address my point… speaking of moving the goalposts - you put them on the soccer field when we were playing football

And here we go with the backtracking and damage control.
You do realize literally anyone can read this thread, right?
You can't call on your masters to censor specific comments to make it seem like you aren't an idiot.
I'll give you some advice and tell you that lurking for a few months will help you adapt to imageboards.
Otherwise you stick out like the butthurt retard that you are every time you make a post complaining about the successful winner of the election.

you are exhibiting symptoms of schizophrenia

When limousine leftists insult Americans, you are suppose to give a standing ovation.

How so?
By calling you out for being a loser that has to lie about his opponent to feel like he's accomplishing something?
It's just an election lad, calm down.
There will be plenty of time for butthurt when Trump is actually inaugurated and starts undoing the damage that Obunga did.

take your meds

Resorting to freech menes I see. You're done here.
Have fun user.
Your side lost and there's nothing you can do about it.
I'm sorry that reality had to dickslap you in the face like this, but it's not possible to win every battle like you seem to believe.

what side do you imagine i am on? am i a reptilian sent by the jews to disrupt your alpha waves with my concealed magnetronic dental fillings?

Cheers
You lost

Here in this thread we observe an interloper desperately try to derail a thread. Only to realise too late that one user was enough to shut him down and make a fool out of him.

On topic, why is Alec's Trump a ranting maniac? There's so much more they could do to make jokes that aren't inherently political and more focused on public behaviour and speech patterns like the other user pointed out. Why do they think anyone is entertained by political grandstanding and attempted shaming tactics. Those they want to shame aren't watching. Unless the goal is to keep their current audience under their thumb. SNL sucks.

They realize the ones who hate them have long been ignoring them completely. They rely solely on libshit views nowadays.
Obviously this is the case. Good thing their target audience is steadily shrinking.

DRUMPF
HO ho, now WHAT! sure should you reddipols, see that? you are reddit, hah, I won

hey leftypol, why are you still salty
and remember always that

ALL COMMIES WILL HANG

we know who you are now

Trump himself didn't actually go bankrupt which is a status you register for in order to be granted certain protections.

What did go bankrupt were a few of the hundreds of businesses he's done. Notably there was the casino in Atlantic City which went bankrupt, but every casino there has gone to shit so people would leave out the location of that casino so it would sound like Trump had some casino in Vegas that failed while every other casino there is successful.

I think this is what a lot of liberals believe Trump is like since they most likely just saw some clips from some rallies where everyone was loud. You can't get much of a sense of someone's speech patterns and behavior when you only ever watch carefully selected clips.

These are the same people that believed everything the MSM said during the election and thought Trump was so wildly unpopular that Hillary could walk away with over 300 electoral votes rather than the reverse.

DRUMPF IS SHIIIIIT
Holla Forums BTFO

Nice filename you worthless fucking kike. Heebs when will they learn how to change their kikish filenames? Kikes on Spikes gas em all race war now.

posting race mixing yids is usually meant to rile the jidf up

So will they do one with obama chimping out in basketball or ?

Haha. Drumpf BTFO!