Good movie from bad filmakers thread

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What is Conair and The Rock?

Infinitely better than Pain&Gain.

Con Air is garbage.

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Thats not Rampage.

You're garbage!

Who let reddit in here.

felt way too jewy and had a lot of jew jokes
if bay wasn't a jew and was actually making fun of jews it would have been good but no, he's the biggest kikes alive

Con Air wasn't directed by Michael Bay.

Wow a true story. The noble glorious, stoic jew winning agains those weak bodybuilders.
Truly ebin kino. Would give shekels to again.

postal sucked, rampage was goood

fucker beat me to it

Uwe Boll is not a bad filmmaker per say, he's just a huge asshole.

That movie was dumb as shit. What the fuck.

It was a passable flick

How bout people just stop talking about reddit altogether. The way you overuse it, it would seem as if you're shills for reddit. I fucking learned about reddit in the first place because you dumb fucks wouldn't stop talking about it.

Came here to post this one.

If you like predictable, corny, cliched as fuck generic Hollywood garbage, sure. I guess in that regard the execution was good.
Pain & Gain was OK, I'll give you that.

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The Jew is actually the biggest criminal in this movie who doesn't stop Jewing. The only good guys here are the private investigator and the christian rock.

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pls go

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I still don't understand why someone would make a action comedy about some swole guys who murdered an innocent couple and tortured a kike for his shekels
It's kinda sick
Also the IRL jew went to prison himself for some fraud thing

Yeah, that is pretty depraved.
Good movie, though.

There's one part about the movie that intrigues me, and that's that the gang's victims are some serious dickbags. I don't know if that's the way it was in real life but in the movie Victor is portrayed as this fucking asshole that no one even questioned his disappearence when Marky Mark took over. The innocent couple you're talking about were some porn kings, weren't they? And no one even missed them.
I do wish the movie was less juvenile though. There are times where it could have used a better joke than LOL BIG TITTIES ON DEAD GIRL or whatever.
I wonder if when I eventually get swole I'll feel bad for not having the money to go with it or what.

Also Dawn of the Dead 2k4

Not referring to the director, but to the screenwriter.

When's the last time you watched Dawn of the Dead 2k4? A lot of the effects from the opening escape scene do not hold up.

After reading this I went back and watched the whole movie again, what visual effects were you referring to? The zombie makeup was great, blood was great, and I guess I could tell that one of the cars blowing up was CG but other than that I'm not sure what you are referring to.

I didn't like the way the little zombie girl moved but that was acting, not effects.

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BO confirmed michael bay fan.