Fantastic Beasts & Where To Find Them

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this hurt my feelings :(

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stop it ur making me cry, pls no bully

I thought that was another anti-semitic hyperbole, but seems pretty accurate.

lmao this movie is for like 5 year olds why were you watching it lmao ;)

This movie just sounds like faggy, magical Men in Black.

Magic in Harry Potter always did whatever author needs it to be able to do right now, with no regard for what happened and was said in previous book or even chapter.

It wouldn't be Harry Potter story without it.

first Jewish character in the Potterverse?

wait, doesn't Newt defeating Grindelwald mean he's now the new master of the Elder Wand?

and if so, then Voldemort never became the master, meaning Harry couldn't have either, meaning none of the ending of book 7 makes any sense

More like

Rowling needs to be kicked in the cunt for that.

So he can wait for kids to go pee and molest them in the bathroom of course ;))))))xDDDD

And where to have them fuck your wife, you filthy non-cuckold

Boy, that Rowling's really a master of subtle symbolism, huh?

Lel how do you produce a movie worse than the first and fourth potter film.

too bad. ive been reading reviews and theyre full of bullshit praise that leaks all over the floor when a producer pisses on his audience and the golden shower enthusiast press decides they like to get wet. check this one for example:

"What’s already certain is that this new magical saga already stands on its own feet. It may have started out as an accident, but Rowling’s latest creation is far more than just a clumsily manufactured Harry Potter prequel series, a cheap conjurer’s trick to keep the money rolling in. This is a fully fledged new franchise with its own uniquely pitched personality, written directly for the screen and working much better there than its novel-sourced predecessor ever did."

what bullshit. it's literally exactly a cheap conjurer’s trick to keep the money rolling in, praising it in superlatives and high meaning without any specifics - color me "i dont believe you"

i love the harry potter movies, never read the books dont care about them at all… but the movies are pretty good. this new "franchise" hasnt even gotten off the ground and theyre already murdering it by proxy by "buying reviews" (a review that is praising for a mediocre movie is clearly bought through favor or fortune) instead of letting it get an audience by word of mouth and grass roots success.

im crossing my fingers that its a lot better than it looks. eddie redmayne was fucking amazing in jupiter ascending to the point where the rest of the cast should have been ashamed for phoning it in. i want to see him do well in this "franchise" that only has one movie

That'd only work if Newt took the wand. It looked like the burger wizards took his wand. And this might take place before Grindelwald got the Elder Wand.

Hardly.

Goblins aren't behind all the worst events of Harry Potter. They are better than Jews.

I think they knew he would go overboard with an "accent", and told him to sound "normal"

lol fegit

It felt like Rowling's frame of reference for "American wizarding" amounted to this, otherwise it's just Harry Potter in dressup

It's almost like she's a complete fucking hack or something

I heard Johnny Depp was Grindewald. How was he? Is he over the top?

He's Johnny Depp in a very short cameo, cast for the sequels

but Grindewald is hwwite

They do realize that Johnny Depp's career is dead, right?

Probably that voodoo mumbo-jumbo juju shit.

And Rowling's intervention.

I find it funny they cast Depp as that since I think some of the fangirls would like it. Or at least they would in 2007-2009 or something. My exposure to a lot of fangirls was thru deviantart.

How are his divorce proceedings going, anyway? Has he been well and truly JUST'ed?

I thought that was common knowledge by now.

the inspiration for this was probably Rowling's nickname in high school, No-Vaj

For some reason No-Maj makes me think of No major.

you in the army?

I…actually liked the fourth Potter film.

IMO, it was the last Potter film that was actually kinda fun.

Fantastic kikes and how to spike them.

What the fuck, seriously?

FANTASTIC BULLS & HOW TO PREP THEM

Rewriting history is a staple of leftism.

WHATS WRONG WITH HIS FINGERS

Is the power of the crystals?

To be fair, it is the magical world

if it's so magical, why are there niggers?

Dont forget the nigger goblins too.

God. That nigress goblin singer looked ugly as sin. Looked like a tranny with downs.

What did chrischan ever do to you.

They are diversifying magical races now?

Nigger elves, actually, so they're doubly disgusting.

The CGI gave it that real "uncanny valley" effect. Possibly because the other CG looks so cartoony

Fantastic Beats and where to find them

No I'm in college. I was thinking No-Major as in being undecided and having no major you are studying for.

I thought the 6th film was the worst film of them all.

R.I.P, dont let them get their hooks in you.

As a 10 year old, trying to learn the ins-and-outs of magic in the Harry Potter books lit my imagination on fire. Now that I'm older, two things are painfully obvious: Rowling is fucking awful writer, and Rowling is an even shittier world builder.

Someone like Brandon Sanderson designs entire planets and societies and religions around the way the arbitrary magic he's made up works. He doesn't throw shit into a story that doesn't matter because something as simple as "A map that shows you where people are" is a huge fucking plotpoint that should not be glossed over. Something like "a tiny amulet that lets you REWIND TIME" definitely does not get ignored after it has served it's purpose.

Fuck Rowling. Fuck Harry Potter. Fuck her moronic fans. Fuck her virtue signalling, kool-aid chugging bullshit.

7 part 2 was fucking atrocious as well.

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Louis now rivals The Plane Scene as my favorite meme. Louis's gleeful grin causes me to burst into gales of laughter as soon as I catch a glimpse of the .jpeg.

Porn parody when?

Louie always brings the laughs for me also. I'm starting to think that those who are offended by louieposting are or have been actual cuckholds. I mean how could you not laugh at the misery of a cuck? How could you not hate a cuck and find joy in their torment?

100% predictable trash with a we wuz president
I would of rather seen something post harry era then go thru shitty era that we all know how is gonna play out

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Really, check it out. The Harry fans are so pathetic that they even let their wiki be named for a movie thats isnt even a Harry Potter one!

But really, why his fingers are that way? No explanation is given. Why would he have curved fingers?

your all fucking children, i only watch movies based on real events, like schindler's list.

Good goy! Always remenber the six gazillions chosen ones.

Louis wants to be in charge but his bull wont let him

Fantastic Dumbfucks and Where to Find Them: on Holla Forums

I have no problem with Louisposting, but lets face it, it always ends up on nigger dicks being posted at some point. I guess that's what pissed people off more than anything.

Cumskins have skin thinner than their anal lining.

FTFY

The official shared term is JK Rowling's Wizarding World™

Yea I know drumpfposter and his allies always manage to devolve what should be a satire on cuckoldry into "tiny white ducks" and "how can white men compete" shitflinging contest.