Star Wars: Rogue One

And then Disney won't be able to sell merch

This is why I moved over to Warhammer 40k.

OY GIT ALOAD A DIS SQUIG 'EAD

Dubs, its sad in a way. The Rebellion could be an allegory for liberals. FIghting an evil badguy and winning. Then they got in power and became the badguy but still acted like the rebels they used to be.

didn't you hear? they dumbed it down to be more like the main movies. it will be about as grimdark and war movie as me taking a shit.

I heard, it saddens me.

Half the country voted for Trump. Is Disney really going full retard? Did no one learn their lesson from Cuntbusters?

Kennedy is still prez/producer of Lucasfilm

They don't give a shit, look at the cast, this film is marketed towards chinks and feminists. White males are no longer the target demographic.

They are part of the target demographic, they're just hoping most white male Star Wars funs are so cucked they will watch a 2 hour propaganda piece against them and they will.

The safety pin meme must the laziest form of activism to date. Barely visible and you need to specifically point that it is indeed supposed to be a statement and not a mistake. The ideological grounds don't even exist beyond "I support you, undefined oppressed person".

It would be cool if they weren't half assing that whole element of it.The protagonists seem more like generic current year movie heroes than actual soldiers.

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Why is the white fist in the center, RACIST?!

the only thing i'm disappointed by is patrick stewart falling for this shit honestly.

what about the victims of muslim supremacy?

He's always been a faggot. Quit idolizing the retard class that is actors and it won't be a problem. I'll let you in on a secret about "great Shakespearean actors", you can be as dumb as a potato but as long as you have an impressive sounding voice reviewers and audiences will think you're smart and talented. That's Patrick Stewart.

enjoy your gay porn, user.

thats a hoax, every rape story is hoax. welcome to modern media

Actors should be regarded as mere tools again, but building a heroic imago for actors is becoming increasingly important for movie marketing.

You can recommend me some you total faggot.

cucks representation

Most people don't watch many movies and especially don't see many movie trailers.

The cliches stand out to us because we talk about them on boards like this so it inevitably looks much worse to us.

For the average person, the production for Rogue One probably looks fantastic.

He is the world's biggest fan of Beavis and Butt-head

nah fam that's me

What?

The sandnigger must be sperging somewhere else today.
Normally he responds to these posts within a couple of hours.

People make posts like those specifically to rile up Holla Forums faggots, so don't even try to find any logic in it.

Nice leader you have there, human.

shh we don't talk about those or the saudis that are helping fund this will withdraw financially

Thank you for corrupting the record, Tzeentch.

Yeah, what's your point?

The Primarch failed the Emperor, not the other way around. He's their Emperor first, a father second.

>gets explicitly told not to do things

But the Imperium is anything but centralized. The High Lords of Terra have a vague oversight of what the Imperium is up to, not that anyone gives a shit what they have to say, while the rest of humanity gears up for crusades and genocides xenos. The Imperium is actually still expanding.

It has been pointed out time and again that there is more going on than anyone is really aware of.

It was like that before the Emperor unified humanity again though. He actually started to advance technology again. And the issue isn't that they can't, or won't, advance the sciences, the Priesthood of Mars is constantly doing research and mounting expeditions to seek and recover lost technologies, the problem is that they simply lack the time and logistics to retool their manufacturing to introduce new shit. The Imperium is on a constant, eternal war footing.

Moreso than emotions, faith is the single most potent thing in the Warp. The Emperor is not dead, not truly, merely fractured and waiting. The more desperate and numerous the prayers of humanity get, the more potent He grows. The Eldar orgied Slaanesh into existence, and they were never as numerous as humanity. Imagine what trillions upon trillions upon trillions of humans, all fevertly praying in unison in the name of the same being, can birth into the Warp.

I don't think the problem is politics so much as politically charged subversion and outright hostility. All those pro-USA movies from the 80s weren't exactly apolitical nor were they all failures.

this movie was practically made before Trump even started running.

They are effectively labeling half of their merchandise white nationalist propaganda. I thought they were competent jews.
But, is there a creature more absolutely cucked than the "geek culture" consumerist manbaby?

this was the writers of one "A Star War Story"/"Anthology" film reacting to the election results, which everybody is passionate about one way or the other. it's not an official statement from Disney/Lucasfilm. and the Empire was always Space Nazis to some degree.

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You don't think that any and all decisions made on anything Star Wares™®etc. related (public tweets included) are handed down from the Committee for Diversity on high?

Which is weird that they wanted to push this in Asia. Are there lots of advertisements and cross promotion in America? The movie comes out in December, but I have not seen even a train advertisement for the movie in Japan. They started promoting TFA in the early summer.

that's because they know it's a pile of shit and won't even break $1b

Every Star Wars films made by Disney looks like it will be Hillary Porn, TFA was just like that and the casting of Rogue One is also like that.

Even normies are waking up to this shit. The most consumerist guy I know has been so disappointed that we're considering not going to watch it.

Make sure you don't, every lost ticket sale adds up. The less profits Disney makes on these shitty cash grab movies, the less they'll risk funding them in future. I hope eventually enough people will lose interest that blockbuster movies won't be profitable and they'll just throw the franchise on ice instead of raping it annually.

Bad reviews wouldn't be enough to stop them by themselves since Disney only cares about the sales and they can easily just reboot it over and over again until everyone forgets how lousy and soulless the TFA series was. Besides, they wouldn't get enough bad reviews since the Nerd Culture™ industry feels obliged to shill all their products for what seem to be ideological reasons.

But it's not about money for the kikes, it's about propaganda. They're willing to sacrifice a few million dollars to fuck with the white goyim some more.

I'd fuck Felicington Whatever to be fair

I dunno about that face, though.

Any pics from like 10 years ago?

These people do know they're indicating they want gay sex with a condom?

From Northanger Abbey, 2007.

Wow. She looked like a dead ringer for a young Hillary.

that didn't work out so well for john mccain, ya dingus.

lads, new tv spot

it still looks like massive shit, and iRebel is even cringier than last time

Somebody edit that tweet with this picture

She can't act.

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This is the first time viewing trailer/spot/footage of Rogue One. It looks like a painfully generic hollywood trailer.

Of all the lines to try to sell a movie, who thought this was a good idea and why do they have a job in this industry to begin with?

at least it isn't capeshit, and capeshit is definitely agenda-pushing

The RO trailers almost caught me with the same trap. Here's how it works:

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i wish your dad was my dad

They just shot Donnie Yen in the back.

What is this, amateur hour?

Step it up Empire

This is just fucking embarrassing at this point. Is this is the next step towards wearing diapers as safe space symbols?
Imagine anti-trump protesters all wearing diapers in public to show their strength. Patrick Steward is probably old enough to actually need adult diapers for real, so it still works.

I keep hearing about George Lucas coming in and intervening on projects and fucking everything up, and based on what I've heard, I have to ask: is he an asshole or is he just incredibly autistic?

You'd think an evil white supremacist Empire would have seen through that manlet's disguise immediately.

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A bit of both but like 70% autist and 30% asshole

Here's the thing, there actually isn't much really wrong with it. It's more that Rey and iRebelel look like and are completely shit, embarrassingly bad characters. These sorts of people will not accept any criticism purely because the characters are women, while at the same time saying that the gender really doesn't make a difference. Against any critism they always bring up the fact that it's a woman. It's always so obvious and full of shit. Every time.
Expect to see a massive double down on this after RO comes out.

I just got to thinking I don't remember seeing a single female in any star wars movie with blonde or red hair or he'll even black hair. Every woman has Brown hair etc I don't even remember seeing background characters that looked different.

It'll be Ghostbusters all over again

the greatest film of 2016?

the greatest *female* film of 2016, you mean.

it's "the greatest supernatural live action thriller featuring a female lead"

that's too long and misogynistic for me, cut it shorter, please?

i'm being serious, that's what one of the major (((hollywood))) newspapers called it even after it was obvious that the film bombed terribly.

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oh i forgot "comedy" in there somewhere, the point is the reporter invented a film category in order to heap praise on the movie like bullshit on a pitchfork

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No, I mean on an unrelated Star Wars note. I've heard about him doing weird shit to the development of video games like the one that was gonna have the red-faced sith lord, or that one LucasArts 3rd person shooter.

oh, that. yeah, he would just get different ideas through production on shit. mostly autism, not asshole.

one day, he saw a pic of darth talon and darth maul and thought "hey they should be friends in this game you're making" to the darth maul devs, who were like "well we can make it work."

the best story is from the cucks who made the force unleashed, who asked george to give starkiller (a non-sith) a sith name. his mastery of deadpan just says "darth icky" and "darth insanius". fucker outwitted them in their own shit.

and 1313 changed to a boba fett game halfway through production, because fuck you why not.

c'mon now fam, we don't do that 4chan shit here.

Everything I've read about Detours really shows his fascinating stream of consciousness, which is why I'm somewhat disappointed that shit may never see the light of day

It's was for the best user..

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Looks like she strains herself really hard every time the camera focuses on her. Like she needs to shit really bad.

You didn't miss shit user.

We should meme it…

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kek

Remember when Lucas tried out a new general aesthetic for each new film but they all felt like a cohesive whole? Remember when Lucas wanted to keep exploring new locations and different aspects of old ones? Remember when Lucas made each planet and location incredibly distinct from one another?

Those were good times.

dey rebel

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Was it his plan all along?

Please God yes! I'll die happy knowing that sjws are literally wearing baby diapers to feel safe

nah, he genuinely regrets it. he only capitulated because they had been hounding him for decades about it and told him whatever he wanted to hear to sign the deal. that and deep down he probably realized that all his employees were fans at this point, and none of them had the stones to rebuke him, nor the wit to to have a reason to stand up to him in the first place.

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you know what come to think of it the only characters I can think of with blonde hair is Zannah and siri

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Fug, that's pretty sad. I really would have liked to see one last trilogy from him, just imagine all the incredible shots he could create with the cutting edge technology of today.

i would be down for more of lucas, but only if he stays out of the directors chair, though i dont know who could fill the seat. verhooven maybe?

I just want him to buy the franchise back from Disney and start making movies for the fans again, instead of filling in checkmarks on a diversity list.

No, getting down to the barebones of the problem without any sort of self-censoring it's the fact it's not believable at all.

It's fucking women, they are horrible fighters, soldiers and would be more likely to side with the empire because they provide safety instead of the rebellion.

Well yeah, it came from the obvious inspiration of the Flash Gordon. Instead of Disney just hiring cynical Hollywood-writers and directors to churn out a movie or two, completely filled with grim-dark-realism.

That's true, pic related is the only blonde girl in live action Star Wars. Carrie Fisher and Natalie Portman were both jewish, and I guess Disney's producers just have a fetish for brunette fridges.

They had a lot of blondes and redheads in the old EU material but the new writers prefer their female OCs to be non-white so that's not going to happen again.

I hope he's using that $4 billion to extend his life so he can live long enough to buy it back after Disney destroys the brand's financial value and sells it for cheap. Then maybe he could leave it in the hands of his family estate like Tolkien.

God, I watched those two films like a month ago for the first time. I love how the second one just straight up starts off with everyone but her getting slaughtered in the first 10 minutes.

Yeah the only way he's buying back the rights now is if Disney fucks up the franchise royally and even the JJ fanboys are begging for Lucas to return. Sadly though, I get the feeling that no matter how shit episodes VIII and IX are, normalfags are still going to eat them up, just like they did for TFA.

I would be down with that only to spite Kennedy

What video is this from?

It's part of the E;R review.

Thanks, user.

Years ago, an episode 7 looked impossible…do you wish that was still the case?

Yes, it was actually really comfortable when Lucasfilm was going slow and steady on making Star Wars stuff. The only really bad part of the 2006-2013 era was all the LucasArts studio mismanagement, but now that EA is in charge of everything I look back fondly on Star Wars Kinect.

I think so, I miss when Star Wars wasn't pozzed to hell.

That's weird I don't remember seeing that little girl anywhere or which film she was in. So what does star wars have against hair color diversity? Or was Lucas just really autistic and didn't even care or bother.

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Looks like RO won't have an opening crawl, if anyone cares

I do not envy the cucks who will pay to watch this turd.

This. It's also particularly jarring how (((Hollywood))) slaps the masculine epithet "hero" onto skinny, titless fridges that couldn't outfight a 12-year-old boy.
At least in the good old days we got some eye-candy in exchange for suffering another unbelievable silver screen shrew.

The girl is one of the protagonists in the Ewok movies George made shortly after Return of the Jedi.

As for the lack of hair color diversity, I doubt even George would be autistic enough to throw down a mandate on it. If he really decided brown hair was the only canon color, he wouldn't have approved characters like Mara Jade and Guri. Leia having brown hair was just down to Carrie Fisher being cast, and Portman being cast as Padme is down to her loose resemblance to a young Carrie Fisher.

Most of the extras that appear on screen were hired from wherever George was filming, like Tunisia for Tatooine and Italy for Naboo - both countries where brown/dark hair is the most common so the lack of blondes and redheads is probably unintentional.

The lack of an opening crawl will bother a lot of normalfags at least. The lack of the classic crawl to lull people into their nostalgia goggles might actually break the false illusion of Star Warsyness that Disney relies upon, doubly so if the main soundtrack follows the generic modern remix style they've been using in the trailers.

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this is yet another step taken by the kikes to dissociate Star Wars with any of the original movies.

Like they've been doing with EU for ages!

At least the lead is CUTE. CUTE I TELL YOU.

Compared to Rey Smixer she's gorgeous.