Ghost in the Shell trailer

Pure garbage and ScarJo CAN'T FUCKING ACT, stop casting her.

Enough with this weeaboo shit already.

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Kate Bekinsale would have been a better choice.
Even that piece of shit ARISE is better than this abomination.
I ain't even pirating this shit.

Those kikes could have rehashed the original film with actors and I would have spent money at the theater.

why live?

What makes you think it's weeaboo?

It's bad when you're doing it to other human cultures. No one gives a fuck about anything niggers, mudshits or curryniggers did so there is little point stealing their "achievements".

Scarlett looks like shit. Like not even considering the fact that it's 3DPD, she looks like shit compared to basically any other 3DPD actress they could have picked.

Batou more like Butthole.

GITS has always been trash, this just makes it double trash.

Haha butthole eyes. Wow.

nigger the movie was good.

The series was pretty overblown.

nobody's going to watch this

The major is actually a man. Such basic info and they can't even get it right. This movie is going to blow a billion dicks.

I'm digging the aesthetics of the film but the story is probably gonna be complete dogshit and even more pretentious than the anime

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Good in what way? Animation? Plot? characters? Soundtrack?

It is overrated trash, outside of some eye candy and concepts it is pretentious garbage and always has been. None of the characters are sympathetic nor any of their struggles to preserve their crapsack technofreak dystopia.

Worst miscasting of the decade?
>you are le one, murphy
Only good part was the turbo gay Depeche Mode remix.

I like how anything that isn't 12/10 GOAT is now "trash" and "garbage." People have no sense of nuance anymore, everything is either god's gift to the world or made by satan.

You bring up an interesting point.

Going from the trailer, what part of the GITS universe are they exactly adapting? The first animated movie, the second animated movie, the animated series or even the manga it all started?
Because to me it looks like they are taking things from here and there because it looks cool to the producers and executives but don't consider the context.

Why are there no Japanese people in that trailer?
This movie does take place in Nipland, right?

i knew this movie was going to be bad when the first thing i saw in the trailer was Scarlets disgusting pig face

Welcome to Holla Forums, faggot.

Everything. They clearly show the rehashed scenes from 1995 movie + geisha bots taking hostages from the first episode of GitS: Stand Alone Complex. If you look at full cast, there's someone playing Hideo Kuze from GitS SAC the 2nd gig. The same guy was listed as the Laughing Man before.

Fuck off, Satan.

I hate this, i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this.

P.S; This "WHOOOooooom" shit needs to fucking stop!

The visuals actually look alright, kinda dark as I had hoped.
It´s still uttter dogshit of course. Throw in tons of action and "Everything you know is a lie." instead of some dark philosopical questions and some few and carefully shot action sequences involving only a handful of actual kills, sure what could go wrong?

Fuck these faggots and how they get away with wasting large swathes of money and actual talented people on their next big action fad and most of all fuck casting shit actors like Johansson for roles they don´t even understand let alone can even act out properly.

Yes Im mad holy shit, adapting GitS properly is actually piss poor easy, and it still looks like the most uninspired CGI capeshit garbage ever.

Nigger, Scarjo kisses A FUCKING GIRL HOLY SHIT TIGHT AS FUCK WOOT WOOT!!

fun fact
matrix is based off of original gits movie

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The cinematography and costumes actually look quite decent. Can't be as bad as Total Recall reboot. What was the point of that nigger kiss though. Out of all girls of all races, they chose the weird looking bald nigress.

At least it's not a fridge.

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What do you think this is? Tarkovsky joint?

Shes such an unbelievable miscast for a female lead character because holy fuck is she unlikeable, her only emotions of "deep character acting" is having a strained look on her face or shedding a single, oh so lonely and meaningful tear. Why else do you think there is no Black Widow capeshit movie in our progressive [Current Year] or why Lucy bombed so hard?
The only good role she ever had was as a fake all smiles cunt actress in Hail Caesar!

Should have been, the source material warrants it.

He hated lowbrow futuristic settings. It would set in what looks like a broken down london tube station, major and batou would be peasant looking slavs wearing plain clothes, 80% of the film would be nature shots with birds and horses despite being set in a dystopian future, the philosophical dialogue would revolve around why faith is important and why women are motherly, and the action would be almost non-existent.

Sounds like boring dogshit.

You forgot all the walking around aimlessly and the inevitable witch orgy.

That's the point, weebfags would hate it. All they want to watch are capeshit explosions, reddit philosophy, and loli punanis. Show them art, they'll flock away.

Andrei Rublev is really action packed compared to the rest of Tark filmography though.

Filthy normie.

Meh it's free so i won't complain too much. Also, nice cast but they forgot to INCLUDE a bunch of mexicans, let me correct this right here.

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CTR shills still seem to think that they're employed.

Maybe you're supposed to pay attention to what they're whining about to understand their motivation shitdip.

Anime is art.

As in pop """art""".

Looks like it lacks everything that made the animated film good.

I'm sorry that you are a pleb.

I think this was a huge missed chance to capture the vaporwave aesthetic. There was no way they would be able to capture the look and feel of the source material but they could have capitalized on the cyberpunk by going full retro-futurism. Drive did well, didn't it?

fuck hollywood

Shut up mane. Robots will totally be kike-dyke-with-nigger in the future mane.

no Rutger Hauer cameo

wub wub Depeche Mode remix

speed up slow down, generic wire fu

kikess, soft body ScoJo

garbaggio

It's an artform like any other.

ngl, his eyes were always awful-looking and never failed to piss me off.

Don't forget World on a Wire.

Why did they even try?

Robot geisha and cityscape looks cool, tho

This meme should have died a decade ago. Matrix rips off a ton of shit, but the similarities to GitS are pretty much entirely superficial. Wasted dubs, to be honest, family.

God DAMN you niggers are dumb as shit.

What's with all the dindus? Is the movie set in Japan?

In the future, Japan has learned to be multicultural.

Also, the Japanese have magically transformed into Jews.

how many weebs are nutting over the Aramaki cameo? Marketing team on lock

Not surprised, it fails to feel like the original. All I care about now us seeing googly eyes nigger for the meme potential.

But it looks like they are going to try it anyway. The trailer shows the skin peeling off, which is part of your vid. A trainwreck waiting to happen, especially if they choose modern music to top it off.

Looks shit. Will they ever leave anything alone?

At least we'll get some memes from like SW7.
The kikes can't take that from us.

That's a Jew m8

Jesus Christ.

When something has been overrated as gold, calling it mediocre just simply won't do. Would you be happy if you got a watch that you thought was gold and then found out that it was just copper? You wouldn't go "well at least it is made out of a useful metal" or "well copper isn't that bad" would you? No, you would say you got ripped off with fucking trash, junk, a piece of shit.

The same concept applies to overrated movies, books, TV shows, video games, music, and any other form of "art". Calling a piece of copper "gold" is trying to sell a piece of trash as something better than it is.

GITS has always been trash.

They usually leave things alone when the normies don't watch it. They where hunting for comicbook movies and saw that GIS was popular in anime film, tv-series and manga. And they've stolen many scenes from the first movie.

But this time around they are probably going to try and mix the puppet master with the original anime movie.
going to be interesting how they fuck that one up.

if this fails they won't touch any manga again, maybe Ichi the killer which would be interesting.

Faggot.

She's ugly too.

That's exactly what he's saying, you quintuple retard. They took out the nips so the chinks would watch it.

But chinks don't like niggers. Are the hollyjews trying to cuck them ?

Where the fuck do you read this? Are you illiterate aswell faggot? Can't be easy being a cesspool of STD's, the bottom bitch and having the reading-comprehension of a somali.

It doesn't look like kino.

For the Americans.
For the chinkos.
It's not that fucking hard you cock sucking, dick gobbling, penis inhaling, willy eating, triple faggot.

wait what? I thought she was build from scratch

that white skin tight outfit is the worst part. Looks like some type of cheap weird body paint.

The real tragedy is that it shouldn't be the worst part. Your dick is supposed to react in a positive way at the sight, but leave it to the kikes to ruin what I thought wasn't possible to fuck up.

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I got a tiny bit excited when I saw him with the bottle cap eyes.

Then I saw a scene with him without them, and all optimism stopped.

When will this fucking fad finally end?

Why is there no emotion is anything she says? Didn't anyone tell her that Mokoto isn't literally a robot? She doesn't need to talk like a robot.

I mean, I was already not going to see this, but it's good to have some confirmation.

REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This movie is gonna be about MUH SEXUALITY I FUCKING KNEW IT!!

you gay

To be fair, she does cyberfuck her girl friends when she's off duty, but she also had a real boyfriend at one time. She's not strict about sexuality at all.

SAC is not GITS, SAC has zero philosophy at all. They never went into her sexuality in either of the movies. They shoe horned it in just to appeal to SJW bullshit. Also, what the fuck does Batou look like, he's like total and complete shit.

Baka, I'm talking about the manga. This movie is not SAC either. What are you talking about?

She is though,

Is that just Bato imagine it??

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Nope.
Drug fueled, lesbian orgy on a sail boat while she's on vacation.
The whole thing is 2 or 3 pages out of over 200.

Post the others.

So then its hentai fan fic? I highly doubt the manga really had 200 pages of porn.

All of the concept and design work was done for them and they went with generic, flavorless, seams all over the body=cyber tech, holograms on every corner, apply every post filter imaginable cyber punk.

For example

The "cyber-tech" seams here don't make any anatomical sense. Why would there be a seam that over lapped the collarbone? It's not even fake functional. There are mountains of concept art from the comics and tv shows.

Its not, but I found the book he's referencing. Its pretty poorly drawn but exactly what he's describing.

Anyone get a weird "This is a fanfilm" type of vibe? The whole thing seems off.

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It's clear they don't give half a fuck about the source material, nor does it seem like they even understand why so many people liked the original film in the first place. It's a lazy cashgrab. If they would have spent any time at all studying the source material in any capacity beyond jogging through it to find the most iconic scenes to replicate they might have learned something and it would have been apparent. Instead we get a flabby, weak, overpaid, uncoordinated, jewess for the lead who is supposed to represent a cold, calculating, agile operator of the highest level. A pudgy looking manlet nobody who's supposed to be an ox of a man who can one hand rocket launchers and has to arch his back, duck his head and turn his torso sideways to fit through full sized doorways. Lighting and effects that look like soulless dogshit straight out of Lucas's prequel era. And to top it off the Major executing le epigg wall runs in a CQC situation, the exact opposite of what she would ever do. The list goes on and on and on and on and this is only from the first trailer.

I always knew this adaptation was going to be shit, but holy fuck I never thought it'd chap my ass this badly.

For fuck's sake the series is half about combat, physicality and military and tactical details. See the non-cybernetic operative who gets made fun of for using a wheelgun, but then gets the tracker plant at the last second because he could deload and change munitions on the fly in a way that the more modern weapons wielded by the rest of them never could. Or how in the ending tank fight scene the reason Batou stops firing is because he has a failure to eject. You can see the casing crimped and stovepiped in the breech. Casting scarjo and that manlet as the major and Batou is almost as bad as if they remade John Wick and casted Seth fucking Rogen as the lead.

If it was a fanfilm, it would have been good.
gits2501.com/

I hope this shit bombs so they don't get around to fucking up Akira.

There's 2 pages of lesbian orgy.
www2.ups.edu/faculty/velez/flfilm/html/Japanese Film/gits2.htm out of 117 pages.
amazon.com/Ghost-Shell-Dark-Horse-Comics/dp/1569710813

2 pages of porn out of 117 pages of non-porn.

The Matrix was pitched to the studio as a (sort of) live action version of GitS, and it borrows many shots and scenes from it. Even the "matrix text" effect is based on GitS.

See

Chinks hate Nips more than they hate Niggers.

CLOWNWORLDtm

Fuck you for joking about that.

WHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM

In the originals the commander was a respectable person who was one of many and just another person trying to get the job done. Fuck this Hollywood shit.

Be realistic user, you know this will only embolden them to shit on Akira. I can already see the "I'm a fan because I bought official merch" types drooling in anticipation. The fans feed themselves, the money masters don't care about fans, only sales.

2/10, I'm fucking done.

Looks pretty underwhelming.

I was one of those kids that had GITS, Akira, and a few other "japanimes" on VHS back before it was cool, weird to see them finally give a shit, but why should I care about some shitty Hollywood remake with Scarlet Blandson? Can't even remember the last Hollywood movie I liked aside from the last Cohen bros. thing.
Who is the target audience for this? Do they think that people with the patience to watch Stand Alone Complex will see this watered-down shit?

Americlaps can't into subtlety. Wonder if they even have mind-to-mind communication or tachikomas.

What cyber punk is not generic and flavorless in your opinion?

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I've never seen the film, but that dub seems rather stilted. Is the sub better or about the same?

I don't know how you're typing when your hands should be around my dick cutie

It's not as stilted.

There's very few cases where the dub is equally good or better.

Do they have this in motion? All there is a self-congratulatory video with them showing scenes of the finished video it but not showing the full thing.

They missed an opportunity there.

Are you fucking blind?

lol what is this a superhero film?

It's a turd movie walking.

They should have just gotten Oshii back if they felt the need to do live-action so badly. He's done it before and he's quite capable.

Seems like they are following the same problems like what happened with the Aeon Flux movie.

I love Oshii and Avalon, but I think getting him to film live-action is a bit of a risk.

Blade Runner.

Why is it so hard for Hollywood to get iconic designs right?

Because they don't hire cosplayers?

That was the Major's worst design, to be honest. I'm not against sexy outfits, but she looked unprofessional wearing that thing to work.

this is f*cking sexist and you know it

I can't take costume design that looks like the character forgot a piece of clothing seriously.

Hollywood Dark & Edgy live action dragon ball reboot when?
Calling it now. A dragon ball cinematic universe by fox.

FUCk that sounds believable

Will never happen, not without making some OC stronk womyn or upgrading one of the existing female characters to fight with the group all the time. Probably gender swap one of the existing male characters actually.

Hollywood killed any Dragon Ball live action on purpose, too manly.

They could probably write Chi-Chi as Goku fighting partner or something. Maybe even have Goku be a "sexisss" but learns that women can be good fighters too by the end.

That's surely what Dragon Ball needs, an empowered and ever present chi chi…

Calling it now. A black Goku that been sent to earth for being black and A vegeta with a southern accent that learned to be not sexist and tolerant of other racists.

That would probably be piccolo to be honest. Or they gender swapped Android 16 and krillin. For they can have a ugly bald and probably fat chick end up with a hot android husband.

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What the fuck are they doing. She was assembled at Megatech, not Hanka. Also that caseless cyberbrain, because the burger audience wouldn't be able to tell it's a brain otherwise.