DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER LAUGHTER?

SNL still crying over Hillary
They began tonight with a joyless joke-free cold open, probably their most somber ever

Even the 9/11 show had one funny line

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I'd still fuck her

webm when?

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NEW YORK VALUES

This.

Weren't these the very same people who were outraged by Trump mentioning that he'd wait with conceding until he was sure the results were not fraudulent?

What exactly is it that they are not giving up on? Hillary already accepted losing. What exactly is their plan? Why do they hate democracy?

You don't understand. This is their secular religion. Hillary was never a true believer, she's a Machiavellian. For the true believers they're convinced that they're on the "right side of history". For them this is like the moon falling onto Hyrule in Majora's Mask. HISTORY didn't happen. Their world is done, both time and space. It's all ogre.

They have no logic in their minds at all, they just seem incapable of accepting defeat or that they were wrong.

These fags were brought up believing that they should want everything (((they))) tell them to want. (((They))) begin supplying them with the things they were condition to desire and make them believe they are the heroes. For the first time ever they have been denied that one thing they wanted.

Dude SNL hasn't been funny in a long time. I remember watching some of In Living Color. Seemed pretty funny.

It was never funny.

Oh, can I join in on the one-upmanship?
It could never have been funny.

I want reddit to leave

The moon didn't fall on Hyrule. Did you actually play the game? Do you even Zelda?

The moon falls when you lost, faggot.

She's a lesbian.

This is what leftists need to hear not their safe space SNL.

Webm for youtube autists.

And dropped

It was funny when Norm Macdonald pissed off feminists.

Haha, they never learn. He must read Glenn Greenwald, he does the same thing. These people will be yelling racistsexisthomophobe until kingdom come. It's part of the morals and dogmas of their secular religion:

If you don't think like them you are a sinner or a witch. This is the real criticism the left needs to hear, not merely that they didn't listen hard enough to economic concerns. As long as they're ideologically totalitarian with the morals and dogmas of their secular religion, we'll hate them and rebel. But guys like this and Greenwald don't understand that. They're too smug and sanctimonious. Nigger Faggots.

He probably meant that it didn't fall on Hyrule but on Termina.

libtards btfo

Holy fucking shit that was so cringey. They just alienated any conservatard that still bothered to watch their propaganda.

Women can't be lesbian, they still use dildoes for sexual pleasure. They want the D, but they are acting retarded.

Yeah, the super busy, slightly annoyed business person shtick is jewish and anti social in nature. Fucking retard brits are the goodest goys

Oh well, sorry for not being autistic about gay fairy boy Zelda lore.

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British people are just hopeless, the most libtards of the libesttards. The most islamized/africanized country in yurop.

They still have a fucking QUEEN, a god damn fucking queen. They still think that inheriting your rights to have power over a country makes more sense than fighting for it. They have a shitton of black people, arabs, indians and chinese. Their government is literally Orwell's 1984, banning, censoring, all of that crap, up the ass. They are (probably) obligated to pay for some stupid TV license (lol) and they are getting the most self loathing shows on there.

They are fat, have shit teeth, their country is a rainy wet piece of shit, everything's expensive. You have no rights to defend yourself, there have been many cases where people who tried to defend their propriety by thieves got sued because they harmed the thief or used a weapon.

They have cucked scientists, even thunderfoot which I expected to have more sense in him hates Donald Trump, even Sargon or whatever he was called wanted Hillary for president until a ton of people convinced him otherwise. Find me some youtube personality that does informational videos about science or whatever, he will be a complete libtard. The only single noncucked british people are Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens. Those people were not afraid to call out islam, stupid political correctness, feminism. And as much as you /christian/s may hate him, he does know that he'd rather have your religion around than islam.

UK is such a piece of shit place, them and their ">as a british I have to say I am disappointed in americans" talking down to people, or their so called witty humor when all they do is slapstick humor. Arrogant people. Even Milo is cucked.

Women should never be in power at all, let alone for 60+ years, when there are healthy male heirs to take over. Let alone using a hereditary system in the first place.

no they never learn, even here in god forgotten parts of europe (((elites))) and ((media)) blame white trash and shit
and now they attack anyone from their ranks who's pointing out that demonizing whites and PC culture was mistake

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I laughed.

How right was he, Holla Forums?

Haha, yeah that bitch did it there too. He criticizes whining about "mansplaining" and then she does exactly what he just criticized, yet it goes right over all of their stupid heads.

BTW that faggot with a Southern accent is a fucking traitor to the South. I hate him more than the jew or the feminist.

what's a cold open?

His whole premise is still whites owe blacks something. Fuck this rich nigger muzzie.

You didn't watch it, did you?

I fucking miss this nig.

Where did he go?

The Obama part was dead wrong, but you can tell he put his heart into this. Too bad a lot of people won't listen to his statement about Trump.

MP4

I'm not clicking a fucking jewtube link. I watched his his SNL "give trump a chance" speech in webm elsewhere. Like I said, he still thinks white owe blacks something. Niggers owe whites. They're a destructive parasite population.

steady cam mekkin me sick

Bitch is mad she won't get to play Shillary Cunton for 4 years on Jewturday Jew Jewve. It means she can be fired.

Stop that now, user. Let's listen to daddy Trump and love each and every American. We're in this together after all.

I wish ISIS ran through that set with ak47s and murdered every last person in the building

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Chapelle's a Muslim, they wouldn't. But here's a pic of ISIS crying after they found out Hillary lost.

I guess we really dodged a bullet with that one then.

Donald Trump was born in Pakistan under the name Dawood Ibhrahim Khan. ISIS is pissed that Trump got away before they indoctrinated him.

Thanks.
Why would I give up? My side is winning.

Triggered much, libtard cocksucker?

>>>/suicide/

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You're not fooling anybody, CTR.

There has to be some porn of him and Hillary or something like that, right? I want it.

enjoy your poz loads.

Kill yourself. I'm not exaggerating or anything, actually kill yourself. That forced lib meme was never funny.

cute

not him, but YOU'RE not fooling anyone

he's not at all right but he's damn funny. Great to see him back, hope he sticks.

That man did more for Trump than Holla Forums and 78% of social media combined. I say we owe him quite a bit.

Thanks user.

Who do you think (((you're))) fooling?

(((You)))

fuck off you literal retard. Milo and the classic reditors who support him DIDN'T win him the election. Even Holla Forums had a much bigger impact and they're legimitimately autistic.

(((milo))) of the (((alt right)))

Go back to your nigger dicks and attention whoring stunts, Milo. You're not edgy. Westboro Baptist is edgy.

this tbh. he claims to be against SJWs but starts frothing at the mouth when anyone even hints at the role of the jews behind the SJW movement

That's because there is zero evidence of that

he is half jew

Just like the holocaust.

His mother is jewish, which makes him a full jew.

BTFO'D THE FUCK OUT

lmao, what do we owe him? reparations?
fucking jews mang.

holy fuck that's the cringiest shit ever

leonard cohen was fucking garbage

So much this. I would happily watch their awful Ghostbusters movie if her and Kristen Wiig both get on their knees and suck my cock while I'm doing it. That's all they need to do.

laughter is degenerate and is now a felony because America has been made great again.

dude the queen is a figurehead whose only power derives from owning and leasing a lot of hereditary owned land.

Other than that, yeah you right its pretty fucking cucked now.

for what I hear this hat will say otherwise
is he /ourguy/?

go back to halfchan

All the bitch tears about this election are funny, so this has to be the funniest thing SNL has done in 20+ years.

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Kind of a mixed bag tbh

Take this with a grain of salt since this disclaimer is here
observer.com/2016/11/dave-chappelle-defends-trump-rips-clinton-shes-not-right-and-we-all-know-it/

express.co.uk/news/world/730949/US-election-Russia-Donald-Trump-presidency-prevented-World-War-Three
sputniknews.com/politics/201611101047312134-president-trump-us-election/
sportsrageous.com/politics/donald-trump-win-prevented-world-war-3-president-elect-unlikely-hero/56482/

Trump may have just saved the world and non of these fuckfaces are even remotely grateful.

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Good Goy, whatever the Jews say is truth.

while the party leaders for the most part are still in their safe spaces, a lot of people like the bong in are at least realizing that their shit is a sham (despite them most likely going to continue to do it since it's the only way they can think).

motherfuckers think they aren't indoctrinated, lel.

this, a finger and dildo are no different from a penis in the pleasure department, the penis just has an extra job of jizzing.

Is that Dave Chapelle?
Did that fucking shitlord make a comeback?

fucking kill yourself, faggot.

he came back to cry, if that counts.

These leaky cunts have no idea how closely we avoided a world war and the death of the western civilization that allows them the privilege of being leaky cunts.

BUT user YOU SEXIST/RACIST/XENOPHOBIC PIG, HOW COULD YOU NOT WANT DAS HILLARY, THE SAVIOR OF WOMEN AND CHAMPION OF DIVERSITY? YOU FILTHY SLIME, YOU DESERVE NOTHING LESS THAN RAPE AND DEATH.

ps this is how actual libtards have been reacting, the salt flow is glorious.

I suppose it's good that they're at least openly wanting white genocide and aren't scheming about it like the crypto-jews because that means people will be more likely to wake up.

you know shit's fucked when even bill maher gets it.

Bill Maher gets nothing.

People are murderously anger. People are starting to think that putting leftists in front of a firing squad is not such a bad idea.

And this cuckold is merely afraid because he can see the writing in the wall, he can see that the "Right Side of History" is starting to slip away from them.

It's funny because this is of their own making, I used to be pretty leftist but ever since cultural marxism pozzed my country too hard I'm open to making the holoxoax into reality.

I think most of us here, besides Holla Forums, who are on a whole new level of retarded, were "soft" liberals a few years back.

I know I certainly was one, perfectly content to "live and let live", until the leftists started shitting up the place more and more, and whenever I sought to escape the mental rape into fantasy with games and movies they'd chase me there too and smear their feces on everything I loved just because, and call me a bigoted Nazi for complaining.

This kept on going until I figured, if they're already calling me a Nazi, and these guys seem to hate these entitled shits, might as well fucking join them, can't be any worse than this lot, and I'd readily give up much to make the left pay for what they did.

Yeah, Bill focuses solely on how Democrats praise Islam and political correctness which are only symptoms of the greater problem.

When the woman jokingly implies that Democrats try to appeal to white men, a sane person would have to tell her that no, in fact Democrats sling mud at whites and especially white men all the time.

Bill seems to get on some level that Democrats have become the party of finger wagging due to their political correctness and hypocrisy given their defense of Islam. But he's still stuck in the media's echo chamber that has him not able to see how bullshit many of the media's stories are which would prevent him from even thinking about how Hispanics and blacks are voting primarily on racial interests. Sad thing is, even Rush Limbaugh is commenting now on how whites are just voting their interests now.

For the past year, we've had Ann Coulter commenting on the racial aspect of this race, essentially on how white people are being made a minority in their own country. Republicans seem to be getting that there is a major race problem in the country and are gradually coming around to wanting to appeal to these people feeling under attack.

Whereas Bill would probably just sigh and roll his eyes at the mere idea of white people feeling like their communities are being destroyed by immigration and that their culture is under attack at ever turn.

Are you me?

its because he doesnt realize that Political correctness and all ths racial shit is a symptom and not the disease which is communism

racial shit as in affirmitive action and "not all muslims"

libtards are disgusting

good

Delicious salt. He is absolutely triggered.

He'd probably be hard pressed to even explain how a tenet of "political correctness" was wrong.

Like does anyone really think he could explain how the belief in a wage gap is wrong? Or just how the logic behind the belief in a wage gap is ridiculous since it'd create an incentive to only hire women since they'd work for less?

How can someone have this much self awareness and still be so wrong?

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I just rewatched the opening monologue they did after 9/11 and holy fucking shit you guys weren't exaggerating.

They were literally more somber over a man who says things they think are mean winning an election fair and square over one of the most corrupt politicians in American history and disintegrating the slimy party that supported her than the mass murders of THOUSANDS of innocent people just blocks from that very studio in the worst terrorist attack this nation has ever seen.

Day by day ever since Tuesday it's become exponentially clearer how much of a gargantuan fucking bullet we just dodged. Jesus fucking Christ.

Because they don't understand that the news stories they've been reading are rumors passed around in media circles and have little to do with reality.

It's hilarious how he thinks if liberals just spoke to other side more that they'd be able to persuade them. He even thinks Hillary isn't a real liberal, probably thinking if they got a real liberal that everyone would rally around him.

they wouldn't know a real liberal if one came up and jizzed on them

Well to be fair Hillary is a bit of a neo-con at least with her foreign policy but yeah I agree with you pretty much.

The redpilling is off the charts.

10/10 made me laugh harder than any SNL "joke" ever.

2 hacks and a James Bond villain.

stopped watching right there

We clubbed Fox News so hard that they are dispensing red pills now.

MAGA

Can someone explain this to me. I don't disagree but I just want to know the details of why Sanders would lose to Trump.

There is no way anyone who is above the age of 30 would vote in a unapologetic communist. He would have done better than Hillary, but he would be hard pressed to win.

I see, how would it be like if Jim Webb went up against Trump?

Sanders ran against Clinton in the voting ecosystem that was most likely to be sympathetic toward his extreme left-wing views. He lost. Now, imagine Sanders campaigning for the approval of the entire nation, which would by and large be a lot less sympathetic toward left-wing extremism by virtue of its political diversity. The fact is that "90% tax rate" is a phrase that causes anyone who works for a living to completely shut you out.

So it was just a regular episode then.

Sanders also wouldn't have had the vagina cultists voting for him and he's also a jew who hates white people. On the other hand he didn't have a huge money laundering organization and other skeletons in his closet.

It's hard to say how things would have went down.

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meant equatable

post it faggot

I am literally shaking and crying.

Seconded. Sanders would still have to face the master of persuasion but he wouldn't have the baggage of Clinton, so it's hard to say who would have won.

All that matters now is we avoided WW3. People of all political viewpoints should celebrate that.

no it's not Trump would have crushed him.

b-b-b-but i thought trump was gonna start wwiii by saying mean things!!1!
i cant even

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Same.

Even better.

Trump made a point early on in his campaign to be praising many of Sanders' positions and supporters. He purposefully went easy on him as he didn't want to alienate Sanders' supporters. If Trump seriously considered him competition then you would have had open mocking of his positions and how little he'd accomplished over the years similar to what Trump did with Hillary.

Trump had crowds chanting "lock her up" and even had television reporters occasionally slipping up and calling Hillary "Crooked Hillary". The man knows how to drive home a message and Sanders' would have been completely unprepared for that.

It's funny people are so surprised by him winning but in hindsight he is a master showman who had his own reality tv show. So in retrospect that made him a great campaigner.

This is accurate. I used to be a comfortable leftist cuck until other leftists made me feel unwelcome. That led me to actually examining my world view and realizing it was retarded and I was just going along with the status-quo.

Same here.

All politicians are really showmen on some level so I'm not sure you can really say it was just that.

For those that remember, Trump early on in his campaign did fantastic policy speeches, especially for reporters, that showed how well he understood the economic and immigration issues that many people wanted addressed.

Most politicians just talk around these issues without wanting to get tied down to an answer for which they'd have to act on. This was a common complaint during the presidential debates, that Hillary would just trail off little campaign speech bullshit rather than just answer what was actually asked.

Various Republicans running in the primaries seemed to slowly get that speaking plainly and answering without bullshit was the best way to go as the race went on. Famously resulting in Chris Christie making fun of Rubio's 30 second speeches.

If Hillary of Sanders wanted to do better, they would have been well served to look at what was happening on the Republican's side and adapt to it. Instead they looked at it as just a lot of infighting that could benefit them due to confusion in their establishment, even though it was solely Trump doing well overall with voters. Both Hillary and Sanders fell into the trap of only listening to the media to know what was going on and thus thinking they were well informed. Conversely you had Trump that gauged public opinion by doing rallies where he could just change up what he commented on slightly to tell whether a particular point worked or not. Hillary didn't even bother doing rallies so she'd have no idea what worked.

faggot.

reminder that Belushi ad Kaufman were misogynists shitlords.

Funny enough, they just had Trump be played by a guest star, as if they expected him to go away after the election

If they truly believe that they were screwed over and that Trump will destroy America or whatever nonsense, wouldn't Everybody Knows have been a more appropriate Cohen song choice on their part?

He hasn't played this fucking fantastic game.

I seriously hope you guys don't think this.

Holla Forums is just upset that a "communist" would take PA, MI, and FL.
And he's not a "communist". Leave it to Holla Forums to not know what the fuck they're talking about, since they just larp natsoc all day instead of actually discussing politics.

You realize socialism is supposed to eventually transition to communism right? That's the whole point, to ease in the change.

nah, socialism was created to protect the rights of workers and help the poor through govt intervention.
that is hardly socialism

I thought he was more of a social democrat?

You realize socialism is supposed to eventually transition to communism, right? That's the whole point, to ease in the change.

The joke is that both natsoc and democratic socialism fucking hate Marxist-Leninist socialists. i.e., democratic socialism is libertarian 'socialism', not authoritarian 'socialism'.
Where the fuck is 'le horseshoe theory.jpg' when you need it.

*fuck meant to say communism

I thought "libertarian socialism" was something like anarcho-syndicalism?

Well, "libertarian socialism" is just a description. There are a number of political philosophies described with that term.

Pretty much.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_democracy

we could be getting at least 8 years of this.

What is the point of her doing that? Is she passively agressively pissed or something?

all women secretly want to be raped. the reason why rape is so traumatic to current year women is because they cant rationalize their enjoyment of it.

also how is one raped to death? he love that COD on procedural crime dramas, and i just dont see how putting benis in baguina can kill someone.

Muh victim complex

FUCK OFF NIGGER

Not really, if the rapist has inferior genetics, like being a manlet, she would hate it like you have no idea, women just lurk for SUPERIOR genetics.

God, I love that song.

The part of a show that's before the intro. A couple of examples would be sitcoms starting with a joke setting up the premise of the episode, then intro, then rest of episode, or procedurals opening with a murder, then intro, then rest of episode.

TL;DR: The shit before the intro.