Calls himself a "movie buff"

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Fuck movies

this, movies are shit

Death Race 2000 is the best movie ever made.

The hole in the dvd is too small :(

anything made before the mid-60s is shit

FTFY

and you think you have taste?

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turboplebs with too much time to waste
television is and has always been inferior to films

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I have a feeling there's some confusion here.

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beautiful ;_;7

Horses are pleb. Accordions are patrician.

Horses! Accordions! Bah! You hacks and your gimmicks! Just humans being humans is real kino!

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Accept progress, bigot.

Is that Melissa Joan Hart?

I'd fuck the whale
Kill the 1st one
Call the cops on DO IT cunt
Punch the shit out the 3rd one.

Which one?

I'd fuck the third one, she looks like an autistic Jojo character.

So a regular Jojo character?

I guess OP could say he was more of a movie bluff.