PAPI PEED ON MY SOFA!!

PAPI PEED ON MY SOFA!!

Kramer: What? It's a normal bodily function

Jerry: That happens to be on my sofa instead of in the toilet, where it would normally be

what did he mean by this?

LOOK JERRY, A NIGGER

OOH

Papi thought it was a designated shitting space

Designated urinating couch

You can't really fault him too much. What with those fucking communists he fled from.


Also, can cucumbers theoretically go on pizza?

Did Papi piss on Jerry's couch on purpose, tho?

I don't see why not, really. Plus, it's Kramer's pizza.

Cucumbers aren't a topping

Then don't put them on *your* pizza.

cucumbers are filler, they taste like nothing. They are only good when they are cooked with other things because they absorb the flavor.

So if I did put them on a pizza, they'd absorb the meat, cheese, and sauce flavours?

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No. Cucumbers only absorb flavors if you cook and mix them with other things. A cucumber won't just magically take in the flavor from surrounding toppings if you place them on the same pizza. A cucumber needs to be sauteed or fried with other ingredients.

HELLLLOOOOO!

La-la-laaa

THAT'S NOT FUNNY
PAPI IS PURE
GET OUT
GET THE FUCK OUT

MULVA?

Believe it or not, George isn't a home

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This was to make pro-lifers look like assholes who piss on your sofa.

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But they also had Puddy be pro-life, and he was a handsome, charming, unflappable white man who banged Elaine a bunch of times.

Yeah, but he was really stupid.

Isn't that realistic? :^)

Was he? He knew how to fix a fuel injector and somehow went from being a mechanic to being a salesman.

Hah! That's a good one
High five!