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You did bang Liara, RIGHT????
Jose Brown
Jace Hill
I wouldn't have had to if ashley didn't irritate me so much. Stop calling me skipper you whore
Joshua Anderson
>>520848050>whoreAshley is a good christian girl who doesn't put out unless you're in a committed relationship.
Kevin Cooper
>>520847832>best girl not there Jack for life
Levi Rodriguez
>>520847832Unfortunately she was the only viable choice.Miranda is manjaw incarnate, Tali is a lootbox
Ayden Wilson
>>520847832Tali is best girl. But in multiple plays I got them all.
Ian Lee
>>520847832Yeah but luckily in the sequel you can drop her for the superior nerd girlfriend.
Hunter Price
childhood is making Liara your waifuadulthood is realizing that pretty much any other option is preferable
Jacob Bailey
>>520847832no. i'm still upset we couldn't recruit Shiala
Grayson Bell
>>520850745Wanted that green so bad...
Brody Nelson
>>520847832>not fucking the space muslim with immunodeficiencyshiggy diggy
Christian Kelly
>>520847832>big titty>bisexual>genius>powerful information and power broker>loves you unconditionally>will look the same when you die of old ageWas there a reason I wouldn't?
Aiden Russell
>>520847832I'm always going to pick between Tali and Liara.because REEEE no Samara mommy
Isaac Gray
>>520847832I tried to bang Nyreen but she blew herself up.
Owen Powell
>Not banging Kaidan
Nicholas Jackson
>>520852889You always got Vetra too bad she's stuck in the meme'd game thats never gonna get a sequel
Noah Baker
>>520853604Sorry buying this wreck of a game aint worth it.
Nicholas Fisher
>>520853646fair enough, i only had one playthrough of it and haven't touched it since.
Luis Russell
>>520852889>>520853604>tfw no turian gf
Colton Walker
Anyone know if it’s possible to port textures from 3 to 2? I want to port over one of Tali’s alternate armors and make it her loyalty armor.
Chase Martinez
>>520854241Ah bro... dont remind me
Jonathan Butler
>>520854604Today I will remind them
Thomas Russell
>>520847832can't say no to that BIG BLUE COCK
Josiah Torres
>>520854241I am cursing video games for ruining women for me. How can I ever be happy without an Alien gf? Esp. a without a Turian one? Fuck this gay earth srsly,
Nathan Campbell
>>520854324Gibbed save editor should do the trick Either that or textmod
Oliver Diaz
>>520854716Imagine getting hugged and smooched by her. The pain is real.
Brody Rogers
>>520853646>buyingPirating it ain't worth it. Its an absolute trainwreck.
Mason Collins
>>520854976>How can I ever be happy without an Alien gf?you cant
Brayden Walker
>>520854716god damn it...
Julian Young
>>520855565NEVEREVER
Henry Perez
>>520849678>good christianOxymoron
Jose Ross
>>520855281Yeah true.
Adam Scott
Didnt play that trashfire, isn't Vetra basically female Garrus
Ayden Reyes
>>520855515AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Bentley Foster
>>520855925EVERVER
Matthew Robinson
>>520853604The first time I had to laugh at a Steam review was when the Commander Shepherd account, who only recommends with „This is my favorite game“ did not recommend MEA with „not even I can recommend this.“Fuck paying for Bioware‘s C team turd, even at a major discount.
Anthony Walker
>>520855653I don't want to waste my time let alone waste my seed on filthy roastie's. Fuck, ehy is God punishing me like this?
Jacob Hernandez
>>520856050
Adrian Gonzalez
>>520847832I banged everybody BUT Liara. That whore was throwing herself at me the entire trilogy and would never take no for an answer. She just kept trying and trying no matter how many other girls I fucked right under her nose. It got me hard thinking about her thinking about me and my other bitches and how she could never get any because she wasnt good enough.
Grayson Brown
>>520856092clearly you did something and ruined it for everyone
Thomas Cook
>>520847832Only human women for me. It was bs that Kasumi couldnt be thoroughly examined with my omni tool.
Tyler Long
What do Turian women smell like?
Josiah Morgan
>>520856442>not betraying your species lol what are you an astartes?
Jack Parker
>>520856252B A S E D
Jordan Reed
>>520856336Based. Glad to see Mateschitz works together with Aliens to produce Galaxy Redbull. Fucking austrians baka.
Dylan Taylor
>>520856573
Justin Davis
>>520855715You dropped this, friendo.
Ian Perez
>>520856531depends what fragrance of perfume you would by her
Mason Moore
>>520855740Yeah i guess so. its been a while since i played it but from what i remember she was also the least annoying to deal with for a straight dudep.b. = habitual liarhuman woman = loves asari WAY too much nice ass though vetra = muh sister dun goof'dsome of her scenes were cute too outside of that one 1000 yard stare that also got meme'd
Landon Stewart
>>520856810I wouldnt want that some chemical shit overshadows her most likely perfect scent
Robert Cruz
>>520847832>can fuck hot alien chicks>chooses a human mutt whore yikes
Sebastian Thomas
>>520856252If you‘ve ever played ME1 you‘d know why she throws herself at you. And it isn‘t a romantic thing either until YOU bring it up. In ME2 it‘s platonic af, unless you play LotSB and romanced her in 1. You can‘t start in 2.Then 3 comes along where EA decided new players should be able to get in on the action too, which is why you can start romancing her (and almost everyone else) in that for some fucking reason. Oh there‘s the gays now and all the females have gotten implants.Honestly. Liara, Ashley and Kaidan romances should have only been able to be initiated in 1 (the former two especially), since Liara was young an naive, Ashley was a good Christian girl and Kaidan wanted to bang his boss. In 2, Jack, Miranda, Samara/Morinth, Jacob and Garrus should have been the ones if you didn‘t carry a romance over and in 3 you should have a love interest already or be stuck with one-offs like Battletits or nobody.
Gavin Cruz
>>520856442I always got a weakspot for the "weirder" looking aliens. Thos colour swapped Human "aliens" cant fuck right off.
Jordan Powell
>>520857043
Brayden Russell
>>520857183I literally don't remember why Liara was interested in Shepherd. I haven't played either 1 or 2 in over a decade.
Chase Mitchell
>>520857339Anon please, I know you are based but stop sending those pics. They are like daggers piercing throw my heart.
Brandon Wood
>>520857446Short version: She‘s an autistic Prothean archeologists obsessed with finding the truth about their disappearance. Then you come along: Handsome human (the ‚new‘ exotic alien race that looks similar to Asari) and you conveniently have a Prothean vision in your brain and know all about what happened.
Ryan Rogers
>>520857492>but stop sending those picsno
Elijah Stewart
>>520857492>>520857339It‘s sad how these pics are better than anything you get in the game. Go fuck yourselves with the fade to black.
Owen Bailey
ashleythen mirandathen liara
Thomas Cook
>>520857738I mean I know all of them. But it still hurts. Fuck you based user. I hope you suffer too.
Easton Hall
>>520857776Ashley would be top-tier if she wasn‘t almost completely ruined in me3
John Scott
>>520857738>you will never feel those nails scratching your scalpAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Samuel Gray
>>520857886claws, anonsharp, sexy claws
Ryan Adams
>>520857772>>520857772Just watch SFM's. Though I do agree they should have put in more intimate-touchy feely stuff in the game that wasn't just banging.
Brandon Green
>>520857772Don't start me with this shit. Bioware were always fucktards. I rather spend time knowing my waifu better and have some perosonal mission with her than fighting those shit reapers. The story was gay after ME1 anyway,
Michael Sullivan
>>520857772am i the only one mad that bioware couldnt be assed to do a sex scene for her when sfm modders can do it, better, for free
Nathan Ward
>>520853437Patrician's choice
Nolan Ramirez
>>520858021Wait, do you mean a genuine sex scene or why they just didn't add a fade to black scene?
Ryder Powell
>>520858178im talking me1 style sexytime scene
Brayden Ward
>>520858021Based Department? user won't stop posting.
Aiden Miller
John Gray
>>520857979>>520858021Didn’t even have to be full blown sex-scenes, although the contrast between the retarded Asari‘s scene and Vetra‘s was strange to see.>>520857990This bothered me to no end in 3. You could have had individual scenes/mission with your love interest but no, we have to pander to new players in the last part of a trilogy. Let‘s add some fetch-quests and boring side missions so your galactic army score has more numbers to add to it. They actually did it correctly in the Citadel DLC but that was far too little, far too late.
Ian Sanders
>>520858445>Shit, picked the mean option. Guess I‘ll let the shuttle pilot fuck me now.
Christopher Moore
>>520847832>>520850248>>520850298>>520850414>>520850559>>520850959>>520851934>>520851943>>520856252>>520857139>fraternizing with your subordinatesits basically rape. you faggots don't know how to roleplay a disciplined commanding officer
Justin Rodriguez
>>520858949Shut your whoremouth eunuch.
Isaac Lee
>>520858405
Jacob Long
>>520847832ill just rub my dick on a basketball
Christopher Baker
>>520858949Tali and Liara are never part of the Alliance military though. Isn‘t that part of the reason why Admiral Mikahilolovichovski was pissed with you?
Kayden Long
>>520859167No, straight up because aliens on board
Blake Turner
>>520859071Okay that is one I didn't knoe. GJ user.
Michael Clark
>>520859641
Eli Miller
"Due to the symbiotic relationship that quarians had with the flora of Rannoch and the fact that they carried the seeds of the world's plants in their bodies, the species evolved to have a higher concentration of erogenous zones in the termination point of their digestive system than in their reproductive system to incentivize the consumption and consequent excretion of various seeds." -What did Bioware mean by this?
Owen Hill
>>520859130Yeah but that webm by rigid3d makes the pp hard
Ian Watson
>>520850298I laugh anytime someone brings up her jawline, imagine unironically being bothered by this. God damn what a fucking loser.
Anthony Hill
Jose Smith
>>520859685Anon do you have an enitre order of Turian waifus on your PC?
Blake Wood
>>520858949>why yes I do have mutual, respectful, platonic relationships with my female crew mates and we share an understanding that under existing hierarchies any potential relationship would be have a one sided power imbalance that would prevent the subordinate party from feeling absolutely safe and secure as an individual with a career and coworkers who would may develop reasonable worries that favoritism could prevent the most qualified personnel for a job from either a rightfully earned promotion or assignment on a hazardous task who's risks would have been better mitigated by a qualified engineer that I'm emotionally attached to as I would be both her supervisor and sexual partner, so for the good of our crew and the concept of meritocracy as a broader concept we reject our primal desires to bring about a more just and efficacious crew, how could you telllllllllllll???????
Jacob Richardson
>>520859783Tali likes anal
Hunter Torres
>>520859879Dilate
Josiah Kelly
>>520859237they're still on your ship as crew members who report and take orders from you.
Colton Long
>>520860076no but i know where to get the sauce
Chase Price
>>520858949>Basically rapeThat's the best part.
James Miller
>>520847832Yes. She was qt as fuck.Miranda was a bitch and Tali was a space muslim.
Luke Sanders
>>520860403You can just not romance anyone. If you‘re playing a female that‘s arguably the best choice as you‘ll have Garrus in 2
Ryder Nguyen
>>520859879>God damn what a fucking loser.What a relevant observation to make in a 4chan thread dedicated to speculation about banging fictional videogame women.
Evan Martinez
>>520858949But Kaidan really wanted it lel
Nicholas Price
>>520860635yes you're tight, thats lthe point of my moralposting. Most players would obviously engage with the waifu they want to fuck, its a fun point of debate and contention. The option to forgo romance is available, but isn't advocated for or defended as the correct choice, cause it sucks and boring and isn't cool at all. In a real life analogous setting, such a relationship would actually cause considerable harm to the unit and would be seen by peers and highers ups as unprofessional and problematic. Good thing this is a dumb game
Sebastian Ward
>>520860501Good, mind to share? Cause my dedicated alien order need some reinforcments
Lincoln King
>>520861335you must journey to the darkness of /aco/'s xeno bread
Austin Richardson
I'll never stop being mad that they gave Tali a boring human face. Bioware is nothing but a bunch of Normalfags.
Elijah Hernandez
>>520861191I enjoyed the one full female Shep playthrough I did a lot. Blowing off Kaidan for exactly your reasoning. Keeping it professional with the teenage doctor and just enjoying the game was enough. Sometimes you don‘t need romance in a RPG.You‘re certainly right for a human military but I liked how it‘s explained that other races have far different views on fraternization between the ranks. Too bad Andromeda utterly destroyed the interesting interplay between the genders of the other races. Oh well
Charles James
>>520861569Yeah, even this is attempting to be a bit too human in its idle shape. The lore goes out of its way to describe the species as something that is very different from the others.
Angel Collins
>>520861474Well thats were I got most of my Yautja/Xeno/ Sangheili pics but I rarely found any turian ones.
Camden Davis
>>520861569wasn‘t that adapted straight from some random stockphoto? Man I‘ve forgotten a lot of the dirty shit they pulled in me3
Jaxson Mitchell
>>520861770Nice, Bioware took this from us
Jeremiah Peterson
>>520861785You shall not find gold on the surface, child. You must dig
Colton Hughes
ME1:LiaraME2: Tali and Liara on seperate playthroughs because as Much as I love Tali, Something about Liara and the first love and all that sappy shitME3: Same as in 2
Noah Flores
>>520861770how does it suck my dick?
Nicholas King
>>520847832If I ever replay the trilogy I want to kill Liara as soon as possible.... She CAN die, right?
Wyatt Walker
>>520861963And dig I shall
Henry Walker
>>520862330From what I hear... very, very well.
Tyler Scott
>>520862330through an emergency induction portsize of which may vary
Justin Watson
YOINK
Landon Nelson
>>520865964Go getter Chief.
Jaxon Sanchez
ME2 was such garbage. It traded clunky gameplay for covershit shooter gameplay, added some decent characters that are overshadowed by other shittier characters and then mixed it with a plot that's pants-on-head retarded and could've been solved 15 minutes into the game. It's so bad it ensured ME3 would be a shitshow by having to cram 2 games worth of story into 1.
Carson Evans
>>520866725seethe some more, faggot
Jack Hernandez
>>520867057Okay
Jace Hall
>>520866725Yeah like Mass Effect 3 was."Hey Shapurd the world is burning here have a neat party while billions die,""Hey Shapurd go fix Omega and hel Aria in oder to save the galaxy. For some reason Omega is now important,""Hey Shapurd Cerberus could technically make a Shepard clone army but they don't."
Eli Morales
>>520867215Do you think he is tormented by the lies he told or is he still laughing?
Aiden Richardson
>>520856092KROGANOCK
Thomas Nguyen
>>520866725And here I thought Biodrones were extinct.>>520867315ME3 is shit as well, I'm just saying some of the problems people had in 3 were directly caused by 2 being so shit.
Julian Hill
>>520847832I only played 2 and beat it but never got a sex option.what did I do wrong?
Adrian Perez
>>520867515Never said otherwise. Just a reminder that mass effect 3 sucked dick as well. Mass Effect 1 was the best in all aspects.
Tyler Garcia
>>520868201Loyalty missions and then regulary talk to them afterwards. Done. I mean I didn't bang any of them. Those hoes were all trash except samara and Legion who YOU CANT ROMANCE:
Gavin Sullivan
>>520853604The only good triangle is a dead turian
Luke Perez
>>520868534I give you a new Triangle.
Daniel Watson
>>520847832>Not pumping a dumping genetically perfected pussyLmaoing @ you gaylords rn
David Reed
>>520858949>women aren't on equal mental footing as menWhy are you so sexist, it's 2020
Chase Collins
I liked MEAIt does have major flaws but imo its way too overhated
Isaiah Morris
>>520867515>>520868269Mass Effect 2 had some good things in it but the precious few plot points that needed to be picked up in 3 to make the overarching story work were completely ignored. The story should have branched out radically after 2. I‘m talking something like if you didn‘t destroy the base it‘d be your new hub world in 3. Your brief talk with the Council should have major consequences. But it was the same cookie cutter shit 2 did with the major decision imported from 1, only worse.The big end choice in Me1? Saving the Council? That‘s a few lines in Me2. The Collector Base and suicide mission? The base decision only amounts to what part of the Reaper you find in Cerberus HQ. People that died in 2 are replaced by copies that are the same as the characters they replace, just worse.So much potential. So much garbage.
Logan Lewis
>>520870669I think it gets the hate it deserves. Gameplay is actually good, as most people will tell you. But the story was trash. The story of a roleplaying game. Worse than Mass Effect 3. That‘s your selling point. Not animations or gunplay or abilities. That‘s why the game is shit
Zachary Walker
>>520870770I agree 100%. Imagine building up your world with passion and background only to ignore it or undoe in the future. Money, Time, ideas and potential WASTED
Brody Morgan
>>520859783that Tali orgasms when she takes a big steamy shit