Season 3 started

Season 3 started.
Already unconfortable as shit.
Do you think the waldo episode means that trump is just a meme?

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The first episode of the new season was great.
Pretty much what would happen to an user (non newfag) in a world literally controlled by tumblr.
Turns out jail isn't half bad compared to living in the "society",
And makes me feel good because the fact that everyone just yells at each other in the streets for whatever reason it means we're far away from that inhuman dystopia.

I didn't said non newfag because I don't believe in the potential of newfrieds, everyone was a newfag once, even the originalfags but becuase newfags now have a tendency for circlejerking which is what I meant with tumblr society.

plus that whole last scene was an old 4chan thread.

Yeah, I picked that up too.
I knew there was a reason that society made me feel unconfortable,

Notice how it was a black guy in a suit? Reminds me of a certain old 4chan symbol.

It's all on Netflix. Only watched the first episode today.

White Christmas is one of my favorite episodes.

Written by a SJW. Might want to reconsider how much of it is on "your" side.

It's been horrible, watching the entire net turn into an echo chamber for complacency and ads

Is this Black Mirror trying to be like the twilight zone?

What really bothers me is that it always has to do with technology and muh EYE VIRTUAL REALITY.

It's trying to be like Twilight Zone but "more relevant for modern times". In reality, the best episodes of Twilight Zone were timeless and preached about human nature. Some of Black Mirror is decent but other episodes fall flat (like the Waldo episode).


Waldo came out a few years ago. No relevance to the God Emperor.

Well, Twilight Zone was mostly influenced by pulp fiction, where the recurring themes involvined examination of modern society and human nature in general.
So it's similar to Twilight Zone, and has similar tropes, but is focused on consequences of new technology in addition to the examination of modern society.

So if you like Twilight Zone you'd probably like Black Mirror. I'm not sure why you're bothered about it. It's just Twilight Zone, with a focused bend on speculative fiction about the technologies we have or might have. Which Twilight Zone did too, but it wasn't focused entirely on such things.

No one cares, faggot. It's good television. And certainly better than putting up with "DAE LE BLACK COCKS LELELELELE" thread #10,000.

Brooker's trying to say that he 'predicted' Donald Trump

Who really cares, other than potentially deriving smug self-satisfaction instead of actually discussing the television itself?

I always though it was about Russel Brand.

Does Holla Forums only like this because it just preaches everything in our culture is wrong and sucks?

I'm generally a big fan of anthology shows. They don't make enough of them these days.

Dumbass.
SJW's and Anons came from the same primordial soup, we just followed different evolutionary paths.
Both are degenerates calling the other degenerate while standing on a high ground cuz' we are not the degenerates.

No. Stop. Fucking SHUT THE EVERLOVING FUCK UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT SJW FUCKWIT.

I'm so sick of you trying to act like other people are as bad as you, they're not as bad as you, no other group is as bad as the modern progressive. At least ISIS can claim ideological consistency, you? You're children throwing tantrums, grown fucking babies who have never suffered once in your life who have been handed everything and never fucking grew up. You have no personality, no intelligence, and the general term anyone who sees you would affix is "UNFUCKABLE". You are every definition of the word "ugly" and given even the smallest measure of power you fuck everything up, because you don't understand how anything works.

You can't compare any other group to yourself, because every other group isn't actively censoring every god damned thing, calling people's places of work to get them fired, trying to silence every single thought they disagree with, and having near total control of media and internet moderation. When someone blows San Francisco off the face of the Earth and your entire power structure collapses, then maybe there would be room for comparison, but as it stands you're just the kid from that Twilight Zone episode pointing people out, saying they're bad and ordering them away to the corn field, only three hundred pounds heavier and with poorly dyed rainbow hair.

Holla Forums already fucked that up for you.
They decided to start calling people's work and get people to censor things they don't like, just months ago.
Take it somewhere else, fuckhead.
Discuss Black Mirror or fuck off. Or take it to your favorite cuckolding general.

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Anyway, I watched the first episode. This frame could use a caption.

Above posts calling it out as SJW are right, they always have to stick it in there. Her fantasy home just had to involve her fucking a black guy, didn't it?

Other than that once she had the altercation at the airport everything that followed was painfully predictable and formulaic, so it felt a little boring.

Alice Eve's boobs have shrunk, and her face has aged a bit. Was kind of funny recognizing the guy playing her husband from this AS sketch, though: youtube.com/watch?v=RFL5u1X5Dew

Considering the episode was set in the world as designed by Tumblr, that seemed appropriate. Is that what Charlie was going for with that scene? Probably not, but it works.

Holla Forums was compromised around when Trump entered the race, contrary to appearances 8/pol/ is currently run by SJWs. Any criticism to Trump is a bannable offense. Go on, argue with someone from Holla Forums about Trump's past and credentials, they'll specifically tell you they're not conservative, they want the republican party destroyed, they want capitalism destroyed, they want the US destroyed, and the world needs socialism. Who else says all that shit? SJWs. Fuck, I got banned a month ago for posting Trump's pro-Israel posts. The aut-right are a pack of faggots trying to subvert the youth in the right before the pendulum swing happens.

Anyway, 8/pol/ doesn't control the media or moderation on every site.

I'm pretty sure that with the tension we have here the pendulum is gonna swing now or in the next election.
20 years of globalism really made me miss nationalism.

no one cares about your excuses, they fucked it up for you.
you can't play the that card anymore, dipshit.
take the 'no true scotsman' somewhere else, and discuss the fucking TV show instead of your mental illness.

No one cares as long as we get a chance to kill jews. And it is coming. As soon as shit falls apart so strongman will step in and we will have carte blanch until they decide to rein us in.

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You're just making shit up now.

yeah there's a reason why these faggots run rampant, probably the same retards that post cuck threads.
if there was ever an argument for genocide, the degenerates shitting up these threads and especially posting cuck threads would be at the top.

No, I'm not. They've been pushing that shit for months. It started with Milo's "we're living in a post-fact era" bullshit. Since then people tried pushing "facts don't matter" on Holla Forums and people who said that was retarded were gradually purged.

What does Nazi mean? National Socialism. So many of them say they want Trump *because* they believe he'll be the death of the US and capitalism.

How many fucking times have you seen people posting these images on Holla Forums?

It's a meme, you dip.

Who is "they"? We've already established that it's the same group, SJWs. So you can't just make retarded pronouncements like "YOU DON'T GET TO PLAY THAT CARD!" or "YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS HERE!!!" or "Y-Y-YOU'RE MENTALLY ILL!" your frustration is burning straight through my screen.

SJWs fuck everything up, SJWs subverted and are fucking up Holla Forums. When Trump loses the election he'll start Trump TV to compete with Fox News and create a new right, this new right will be built largely of progressive alt-right personalities. SJWs trying desperately to make the right look as vile as themselves. Think about what this says about you, you couldn't make us evil, so you have to infiltrate and pose as us because only you know how to make a movement uninhabitable by your mere presence.

Milo is in talks to buy halfchan, and then that'll be it. Fox News'll die, both major chans will be controlled by SJWs masquerading as "alt-right" and for the next 20 years you'll try to redefine what right-wing means to simply being about race issues and fag rights.

your intel is like eight months out of date

I want Holla Forums to die and restart.

OP please return to your thread where you were getting BTFO here:

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That's not me.

Hillary is the clear let it burn candidate though.

he did nothing wrong

the only thing it says about me is that I want to discuss this fucking tv show and not have yet another thread derailed due to your mental illness.

but of course, it's not going to happen.

So, you know how that whole "projection" thing works, right? How many times have your parents tried to have you committed?

yes, you're the only sane one.
isn't there a cuck thread for you to post?

please shut the fuck up

you sound like a pair of bickering children

you're both probably mentally ill, only someone with a personality disorder could be this petty and argumentative

Holla Forums truly comprises the dregs of 4chan

yeah, because the moderators here are too fucking stupid to genocide retards constantly spamming the retardation like "muh black dick" and "muh SJWs" when the occasional good television thread comes up, despite the fact that there's, what, 20 "ironic" cuckold threads that the mods also didn't take care of that he could've jerked off in.

I won't stand for sage posting anymore!

You can't think of a single instance where there was ever a good television thread here in 2 years. Please stop lying.

But hey, at least we can post about cartoons here!

I saw the twist coming a mile away in episode 5 but it was pretty good despite that.
Episode 1, 2, and 5 were pretty good this season. The rest were kind of hammy.

So is this on pirate yet? Don't have Netflix & don't want to pay for it

Holla Forums is going to hate episode 5 so hard

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Is less than a dollar a day, cheapskate kike.

C U C K

I haven't seen cage but that character existed well before sjw shit.
And what the fuck did you expected to happen in a place filled with deranged women?

I'm not going to pay a dollar a day for the whole Netflix package just to see one episode of one show that I'm only vaguely interested in, so fuck you.

It's on BTN, fag.
You can log on with like 3+ sessions at a time before it starts complaining.
It's okay, I understand.

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Yes, him and Beaumont.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulp_magazine

although I really made a typo, should be pulp fiction AND novels where the recurring themes involved examination of modern society and human nature.

The problem with Black Mirror isn't that it's written by SJW Londonistan cuckolds ushering the brown age of muhammen rape, it's that the writing is fucking laughable and the themes and "pulpy sci fi" is usually inane shit, or at best a decent (if unoriginal) idea that quickly goes to shit.

Even though it's not really scifi, the first (or 2nd?) episode with the serious drama about the politican having to fuck a pig is exactly all you need to know about Black Mirror.

A badly written piece of shit about an idea or theme some stoner would have had come up with and forgot about 5 minutes later

I don't think the first episode is really all you need to know. Episode 2 and 3 are much better in the first season. Episode 1 is hammy. All of season 2 is pretty good.
This season is hit and miss again, about half are hammy and half are pretty good.
Episode 5 of this season you can see the twist coming but it's still a really good exploration of what's probably inevitable with brain-computer interfaces in the context of the military.

13 minutes into episode 3,


mfw

That kid was a fucking idiot, to be honest.

No no, you missed the twist at the end. He was fapping to kiddie porn. It wasn't just the other guy, when his mom yells at him over the phone she specifies what he was looking at.

I wonder what would have happened if Spurty McGoo just replied to the email with "oi, yar gonna distribute video of a teenager 'avin' a wank? yer lot are a buncha bloody pervert shitstabbers innit bruv?"

show some of them "first you show me the candy, then I get in the van" smarts. it's (CURRENT YEAR) for chrissakes.

the problem i had with that scene is the fact it's shot from the webcam so there's no shots with both him and the porn

they could have recorded the screen but there's nothing to prove that was what he was looking at

I think that having a brainwashed unlikeable character embody propaganda stereotypes proves the opposite point.

Haven't seen it but as it sounds I think the whole point was to do it like over the cuckoo nest?
Where they don't mention the protagonists crime so you focus on the abuse wont have a bias if he deserves it or not.
Kinda like that season 2 episode of that killer girl who has her mind erased and being subjected to the same torture she's guilty of.
But here the poor execution makes it self defeatist.
Besides episode 1 that appeals to us as anons I believe this is the poorest season focusing less on the human side.
Best episode is the Christmas especial, and maybe episode two appeals to Holla Forums if they can get pass the black protagonist.

you're not right. The story was that this kid is made to look so much more innocent next to the other blackmailees (i.e. he just jacked it to porn on camera). The twist is the very end (the whole point of the episode) is we find out the blackmail was evidence of his pedophilia.

I thought the trolls just made that part up to fuck him even further. Makes way more sense your way, now I think about it. Even so, he literally killed someone. That's gotta be worse, surely.

I assumed they were playing on people's ignorance to a degree. Maybe they can't prove anything, but the victim doesn't know that.

Episode 4 was like a fucking Lifetime feminist queer theory study. Almost bad enough to put me off the entire show.

An hour long lesbian romance between a mediocre looking black chick and a mediocre looking white chick who in real life are an elderly woman and a vegetable. It was boring and the show went against it's entire theme and gave a sickening happy ending.

A PM's life is ruined after he's forced to fuck a pig on camera, a man lives in a dystopia where he makes a living putting on a daily show about how shit the world is, a girl is tortured and goes through a nightmare every single day at the end of which her memory is erased and she's forced to go through the entire process again.

A couple of dykes eat eachother out in a retro 80's wonderland and get to live forever as immortal 80's hipsters. Fuck off.

wew, Moishe

I thought this too until it turned out a UK politician actually did fuck a pig.
Not that I'm defending BLACKED mirror

Also, notice how they place the CEO that sends "racist" emails on the same level of wickedness as the two pedos and the adulterer.

This season has basically been Interracial Breeding Grounds - The Show. Every episode has pozzloads hidden in it.

I thought it was a reference to (pic related), but maybe that's because I'm not looking for poz loads everywhere.

Rumor, never proven.

Not triggered or anything but I hope she gets niggeraids just for the irony of being a jerk.

Is that what happens in Episode 4? I got about 25 minutes in (when they showed up at the black girl's house) and decided to cut my loses.

The last episode with the bees was quite shit as well, just in terms of the story. Only episode really worth watching is Nosedive. And even that one has the weird, "every rich woman's fantasy is about black men" billboard, but overall I liked the acting and the believability of it.

It's hard to ignore the SJW bullshit when you're familiar with the usual trademarks of their writing and know the show has been produced by the BBC and their ilk.

Even the base idea behind the title of the show is a bit bullshit. The "black mirror" being the computer screen reflecting ourselves. The point being that things like the internet are reflecting the worst of us even if that's hardly the case.

In reality, most people are quite nice and decent.

In the SJW's mind, most people are evil and must be constantly kept in check to prevent them for being horrible to each other.

So you can see that in the writing for many SJW shows, where they have a couple people that act as special snowflakes that are better than the rest and being kept down by the rest of society.

In the Twilight Zone, most of the episodes have most characters just being fairly normal people that are thrust into extraordinary circumstances. Most of the characters are just pleasant people, that may be a bit greedy or suspicious of others, but on the whole they're mostly decent people. In Black Mirror it sounds like there's often these characters that are just horrible.

It's an unpleasant level of negativity in Black Mirror which shows a poor understanding of society unless you're feeling particularly pessimistic (possibly due to thinking living in a low trust society in somehow the norm).

I'll spoil the rest of the episode then.

White girl admits after sleeping with the black chick that she's never slept with anyone, male or female, but explains she's engaged but it's complicated.

The next day the black girl is no where to be found, the white girl finds the dude who was trying to get with the black chick at the start, and he says she flaked on him too after they fucked. The other night club (which we only see for like two minutes) is a goth/metal bdsm club which has pit fights and such going on in them. The guy tells her to try looking for the girl in other years.

tl;dr: They're all in a virtual reality game where they can pick which year they hang out in like servers. After tracking down the black chick and the two of them having a fight, the black chick's backstory is revealed. She has three months to live, she was married to a man for 49 years. She just wants to have carefree fun in the game until she dies. In real life she's in her 60's in a nursing home.

The white girl meanwhile is also in her 60's, but has been in a complete coma since her teen years. Inside the game is the only place she can interact with other people. She reveals a "tragic" backstory of how when she was a teen she came out to her parents as a lesbian, and they wouldn't accept it. So in a huff she drove away in her car and got in a wreck that left her in her comatose state.

Her fiance turns out to be an orderly who has agreed to marry her so he can consent to her killing herself. If you kill yourself while playing the game you can "cross over" and have your consciousness uploaded into the game to live permanently as one of the residents. The black girl asks her to gay marry her instead of the orderly, so they do it, and immediately after the old white lady is killed and wakes up her young immortal self in the game. She asks the black girl to stay married to her forever in the game, and the black girl refuses saying she just felt sorry for her and intends to die naturally and join her husband in whatever naturally comes after death. The white girl starts attacking her husband as being selfish for not uploading his consciousness into the game, and the black girl slaps her, then explains that her husband refused to because they had a daughter together who died young, before the game had been created, and refused to go there if his daughter couldn't. Black girl gets into a car crash in the game and logs out.

Inexplicably she then immediately changes her mind, and decides to have herself euthanized to spend eternity gay married to he white girl in the game. We see them driving off into the sunset and partying away the imaginary 80's spliced with footage of robot arms moving data around row after row of servers.

Fuck off you fucking fuck fag

Yeah that's what I got from the show. It feels like tales from the crypt where everyone is comically assholes to the nth degree

Poor baby, he had to watch shit he didn't like.

Seriously, about half of this season is hammy and the other half is good. Episodes 1, 2 and 5.
Season 1's first episode was also shit,.

And you're deliberately ignoring the rest of the good episodes.

In your reality maybe

Where do you live? You sound like some r9k fuckboi

lol

Every single episode assumes the worst of people, yeah. I love the concept of the series, but the execution definitely leaves a lot to be desired.

All he does is take some new form of technology coming out and carry it to it's absolute darkest possible use, often times in ways I simply cannot see any consumer wanting to purchase. The christmas episode for example has this subplot about smart homes here the AI is a neural clone of the home owner. They make a copy of your brain, turn it into an AI and stick it in a device. So another copy of you wakes up in a tiny room with nothing to do, and is then tortured for what from it's perspective could be centuries until it complies to run the house and do everything the way the real you would want. I can't picture damn near anyone purchasing that, even from a completely selfish perspective.

He also seems ridiculously obsessed with technology that alters your visual perception. The Entire History of You, White Christmas, Playtest, Nosedive and Men Against Fire all use this same technology, albeit in different ways.

It also has that problem some episodes of 90's Outer Limits and Stargate SG-1 had, a sort of variation on the "planet of people who wear hats" thing. Like, let's say they go to a world where everyone has a chip in their head that alters their memories and gives them access to a huge library of information, then it turns out for the rest of that episode this technology is all the entire world revolves around. Everyone is constantly using whatever the technology is, anyone who doesn't use it is a weirdo and the center of the plot, not depending entirely on whatever the technology is and having past times built in it simply isn't present. Perfect example of this is The Entire History of You.

In that example everyone gets a chip in their head that records everything they see or hear, every single memory they have. I could see people signing on for this technology, but in his world this has wiped out all other forms of entertainment. No one plays video games, no one watches television, no one goes to the movies, no one even watches porn. People go on vacations, and their sole method of entertainment is re-watching memories they enjoyed, and showing them to people at dinner parties. One guy points out that he uses his implant to cycle through memories of women he's had sex with and jerk off watching it.

Also, National Anthem and Shut Up and Dance were annoying in that they didn't contain any sci-fi element at all. There is no cutting edge future technology. Everything that happens in those episodes could happen today.

i blame the continental philosophers

They would if they had no idea what was going on.
They just think it's computer that has 'shadowed' their brain to figure out how they tick, their likes, their dislikes, etc.

There are differences. Mostly are brain computer, differentiated by augmented reality or complete virtual reality.
Sounds like normalfags typical reaction to anyone who doesn't constantly throat fuck their mobile phone or doesn't have a facebook. Pretty realistic.
I don't see that, perhaps entertainment is just not a focus of the story, but why not?
If everyone is that self centered in the dystopia through social conditioning, is it that hard to believe?

So setup a system where a clone is made of someone within a computer, cross your fingers you setup a system that would prevent a human mind from ever being able to come up with a way of communicating what's going on, ignore the consequences of what would happen should anyone find out what's going on, and all for what?

It's being evil in an absolutely retarded way.


I think you're misinterpreting a comment regarding poor writing.

In regards to the memory recording episodes, you could look to the Robin Williams movie about people that get implants to record what they see in their lifetime. Which probably did the subject a bit better than Black Mirror. There they basically just use it to help create biographical movies for those after they've died, which is probably a more accurate depiction of what would happen with such a technology.

It's basically just like taking photographs or video of things, so it's like having a large photo album to flip through concerning some moments in your life that you or others may get sentimental over. The idea that people would become obsessed with just reliving the exact same moments in their lives and wanting to blast it in everyone's face, or even that absurd idea that all over forms of entertainment would be pushed aside and ignored in favor of watching memories is just fucking stupid.

It's a ridiculous idea of what someone that is self centered would even be like. I mean have you ever met anyone that just looks at photos and videos of themselves all day?

Ages ago when carousels of photos were done with projectors. People got bored of it fast and it became a common joke about how groan inducing it was to be invited to watch such a thing.

It's a common problem in most of these episodes of Black Mirror that they all depend on most of the characters just acting fucking retarded and at times outright evil in ways that make no fucking sense whatsoever. Which is mostly why I'd say the show seems to have SJWs writing it. They assume all technology is going to be used in the worst ways possible and that everyone is going to act just as stupid as the writer imagines which largely depends on having very little knowledge of how similar technologies have been used in the past or of how most people even behave now.

Tales from the Crypt was at least funny about it rather than coming across as a sanctimonious horse shit.

i liked the one where they copy your consciousness to make your copy a slave in the same vein as cortana or siri, but only after breaking their will with simulated hundreds of years of complete loneliness

that was some fucked up shit there

Remember when Bronn was talking to Spurty McGoo in the car about how they'd gotten all his information because he'd downloaded their program and given them access to all his files?
Same thing happened to Kenny. He obviously had CP on his laptop

Considering that the only effect she can have on the world is making coffee, turning on the TV, making toast, opening the shutters, ordering food, etc., yeah.

The shadowing "deep neural net" or whatever it is believes it is "real", but is not.
The moral question is, what's the difference? One is running on silicon, the other is running on organic tissue.

I take it you don't know what a subset of normalfags do with facebook.
Dystopia doesn't mean they believe it's going to happen. It's in the realm of possibility, they take a thread of behavior, and optionally a technology, and spin it.

yeah man all those novelists who wrote dystopic fiction are obviously social justice warriors. i can't believe I haven't seen this before. their writing is all a vast conspiracy for 'social justice.'

I'm sorry, have you seen the science fiction community?

Science fiction isn't dystopic science fiction, it's a superset, nor dystopic fiction.

How is this a bad thing?

Sure, but the point is that both want control and more control. Both want to choke free market, free thought and organic development of culture and society at large, replacing it with their on kind of PC.
Hillary and her ilk are obviously the worst because you know they will do absolutely anything in order to maintain control. Trump on the other hand is more predictable, more "safe".

We all have junk in our dna, are you a prime specimen? Are you fat? High blood pressure? Anyone in your family get cancer? Diabetes? Alzheimer's? AUTISM? You'd be one of the roaches and you know it.

But let's take your view. Let's say it is a good thing to kill everyone who isn't genetically perfect. That means these soldiers are genetically perfect (though it irritated the shit out of me that all the soldiers consisted of white women and black men, but what else can I expect from BLACKED Mirror.)

If you believe they're doing humanity a service, do you think they deserve to go through life with their memories and perception altered, unaware even that they're living alone in a shithole, clearly in complete agony inside?

Why I'm terrify that the first episode of the first season is going to be our future?

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How to define that? I ask my family and friends they all said as long as there are dark skins in it, it's usually shit.

Afterwards I think about it they're right, having non-nigger casts is the defining factor for good television.

not clappers btw

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I don't think so.

Fuck me….I've meant to say the new season….all the ratings that keeps you out of stuff in your life

Well people have already tried to put together people rating sites like that. Luckily so far, they've all fallen flat.

Only in the countries with powermad governments that want to control their citizens lives.

Oh, fuck.

Really though, I know they started a program like that in China, and they didn't even deny this was the intention. Do what the government says you get discounts and bonuses, go against it you get no credit and can be entirely locked out of various services. Get bonus points for ratting out other citizens, etc.

In reality, I don't think it would even be a Government enforced thing. Look at Facebook. A site pops up, gets popular, and before long everyone's expected to be on it, if they don't want to be socially outcast.

If it was implemented it would be scrapped pretty quickly. If you can imagine SJWs would be essentially cut off from life because their tendency to harass and bully people who don't conform to their ideals already makes them very unpopular. Not to mention that politically correct social justice types are probably exactly the kind of people who would insist on a people rating system in the first place.

They'd group together, mass upvote themselves, and mass downvote their enemies right away. But then again, Holla Forums would do the same. Who has the bigger numbers?

Given how often they cannibalise each other I don't see that working too well
The people who hate them both

Nigga please, they gave him a suit because a nigga in jail is already triggering to the delicate snowflakes out there so is not some punk ass gangbanger but a respectable nigga, because suit

Nigger just gtfo here

Why? what happens?

Thats the part that makes no fucking sense considering all the endings to this series have been depressing af or neutral at best

I found it kind of subtly eerie. Maybe they're living in their personal heaven for now, but how long will it last? The episode seems to imply that people who stay in the game for too long eventually lose their ability to appreciate any of it, and devolve into empty thrill seeking degenerates, and we're not told there's any option for them to be turned off. And presumably they're stuck there until the automated systems break down, and there's nobody left to repair them, which could take centuries or longer. What would living for that long in paradise do to a person?

Personal Reviews:

Episode 1:
Super Good.
As a Holla Forumsack who gives a shit. Oh neu, she wanted to be /blacked/, nigger we're on Holla Forums and it's an indoctrinated character.

Episode 2:
Best Episode thus far.

Episode 3:
Great episode as well.

Episode 4:
Ha, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Not even the good kind of gay, the WORST type of gay

Episode 5:

Laughed my ass off. Good episode though, but if you apply it to the real world you are retarded, otherwise fun episode.

Episode 6:
S'allright. Pretty obvious tbh, but s'allright watch

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So I went back to watch some of the old ones, never heard of this show.

The first one was fucking hilarious, funniest goddamned shit ive seen in a long time, with probably the funniest part being how they tried to make cameron sympathetic.

fuck him, the vast majority of people wouldnt piss on him if he was on fire, he deserves a lot worse than anal with a pig.

every single other one ive watched was garbage, badly thought out half-assed plots that seem to have stemmed from brooker sitting on his couch dudeweedlmaoing or something, they are fucking ridiculous and betray how surface-deep brookers knowledge of technology and society truly are. Hes not stupid, but his arrogance makes him look fucking stupid

TV people are worthless, it sucks out your soul or something, even the comparative harmlessness of BBC4

Im going to analyze some of the episodes in more detail somewhere down the road, they are filled with lulz for all the wrong reasons, im sure im not the only one noticing this.

anyone that compares this show to old school twilight zone is a fucking hack and should be camped, sure they are unsettling to an extent but only until you stop to think about them, then they become absurd.

Nigger, it hits notes of Twilight Zone. Take Episode 2 of this season for example, clear nod to the classic 'Perchance to Dream' written by Beaumont.
Not to mention, not every episode of Twilight Zone is taking a spin on technology. This show mostly is.
Personally, I've watched every fucking episode of Twilight Zone multiple times. Quit being an elitist faggot who can't enjoy good TV.

That doesn't mean it's good.

Yeah and the retarded "the plots are half-assed" "dudeweedlmao" bullshit doesn't mean it's bad either.

I miss the wild west internet.

why i cant have one too?