I don't think this is historically accurate

>>517552954sourcebooks.fordham.edu/pwh/gayvik.aspHomosexuality wasn't common or widely accepted but it wasn't considered a sin punishable by death or complete rejection of homosexual practices until (as a surprise to no one) Christianity conquered Scandinavia.

>>517552529It’s a half truth. They should’ve included this in Odyssey.

IIRC vikings were pretty "don't give a fuck" about this sort of thing.

>>517552619They did this thing where they would pull your ribs out your sides. They're very romantic.

>>517553506Didn't they?

>>517553595I hope you're not basing this on that Vikings TV show user. There is literally nothing historical to suggest that.

>>517553419absolutely based. vikings were based for being of pure nordic stock and christians were based for their family values and christianity. this is why i always say that europe is the most based continent. even if the based become conquered, it is by the based, and thus the total amount of based in the world remains the same.

>>517552529Like the Romans, it's only gay if you bottom.

>>517553608Lol blood eagles weren't a real thing you mong

>>517553774Never saw it, but I remember hearing things about gay viking shit as far back ago as ten or so years ago, maybe longer, memory's fickle.

Sure it is, Pagans are complete faggots nowadays, why would it have been any different 800 years ago?

>>517552529If the Norsemen were like their distant uncles in Iron Age northern mainland Europe, homosexuality would have been frowned upon according to Tacitus.

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I'm hoping you can convert to Christianity and create the first of the Chad Normans instead of being literally gay Vikings.

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>>517552619northern europe is too cold for gays, that's why rome and greece had such high levels of faggotry.

>>517553994

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>>517552529One thing I will always find hilarious is how both social democrats and esoteric fascists adore vikings.

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>>517553975Sodomy (/ˈsɒdəmi/) or buggery (British English) is generally anal or oral sex between people or sexual activity between a person and a non-human animal (bestiality), but it may also mean any non-procreative sexual activity.

>>517554290>esoteric fascists adore vikings.No, they are pagans , but that's it.

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>>517554375is she shooting at vargs wife?

>>517554310And is that from where the expression "Oh bugger!" derived?

>>517554310The person who made that used bog mummies, which were by no way proven to be victims of executions and showed no restraints or violent struggling/death causes which such a punishment would leave as "archeological" evidence.As most Holla Forums made infographics, it's fake shit tauted as "facts"Also>taking anything Tacitus reported on Germans as gospel

>>517554516No, just the kid the wife had.

>>517552529Oh great, another thread that's going to go into 500 comments of trolls saying Vikings were gay and people giving actual source about how vikings killed someone if they were called gay because it was humilliating and insulting.Leaving the thread, byE felicias.

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>>517553975>Tollund man proves it!Scientists found that Tollund Man was hanged. Once again, Holla Forums inforgraphics continue to be 100% garbage

>>517553419Based Christians civilizing them.

>>517552529the romans did it, dont know about the vikings tho

>>517554098Nice try rabbi, only the version of the Bible you edited (((NIV))) press that you're still the chosen ones.

>>517554791No one is arguing all vikings were gay, some were and it was depicted in their pre-christian art, literature and oral stories. The actual sources posted in this thread were: Bax, Marcel and Tineke Padmos. "Two Types of Verbal Dueling in Old Icelandic: the Interactional Structure of the Senna and the Mannjafnaðr in Hárbarðljóð" in Scandinavian Studies 55:2 (Spring 1983) pp. 147-174.Clover, Carol J. "The Politics of Scarcity: Notes on the Sex Ratios in Early Scandinavia." Scandinavian Studies 60(1988):147-188.Damsholt, Nanna. "The Role of Icelandic Women in the Sagas and in the Production of Homespun Cloth." Scandinavian Journal of History 9(1984):75-90.Dumézil, Georges. From Myth to Fiction: the Saga of Hadingus. Chicago: University of Chicago Press. 1970.Ellis-Davidson, Hilda R. "Insults and Riddles in the Edda Poems," in Edda: A Collection of Essays. eds. Robert J. Glendinning and Haraldur Bessason. Manitoba, Univ of Manitoba Press, 1983, pp. 25-46.(more found in sourcebooks.fordham.edu/pwh/gayvik.asp)The >people giving actual source about how vikings killed someone if they were called gay because it was humilliating and insulting.Was literally a dude posting a Tacitus quote with unrelated archeological discoveries with no source whatsoever.Keep drinking deep from your ideology, fag.

>>517552529This is absolutely historically accurate for Pagans

>>517555287No, it's not.In fact in Viking society implying a man was effeminate or gay was considered an insult, just as it is pretty much everywhere on Earth that hasn't been poz'd.

>>517555203

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>>517555551There's been multiple cited academic sources pointing otherwise posted in this thread. You surely have something to show this claim of yours is factual and not just based on something you read without an actual source, right?

>>517552529fags clamouring to make it out that their poz-fried brains have historical legitimacy rather than just being the freak result of over socialisation, university mind control, and pederasty

Why is this the third time I'm seeing this thread, and not even just on this specific board?

>>517556201Take a guess.

>>517552529Vikings?

>>517556201because you spend too much time on 4chan(nel)

>>517552529>2 masculine men making outHot. Now I wanna play this game. Bara is

>>517556201The straights are mad.

>>517556419Tits or GTFO

>>517552807>>517553419that's right user, people hundreds and thousands of years ago were actually progressive liberals who accepted trans people and homosexuals with open arms and threw parades for themRacism and homophobia were only invented in america in the 40's and 50'sthank you to the proud transsexual gay black lesbians in Ubisoft France for finally showing us CIS white americans how awful we are

>>517556657Dude I’m gay.

>>517556736hahhahakek

>>517555876>>517555208Funny how>some people thousands of years ago MIGHT have been gay(based on our current biases than anthropologists aren't supposed to put in their work)turns into >vikings were totally gay and making out in public and having gay sex in the town squareReally makes you think

>>517555635You're not special and going to hell scholmo.

>>517554290Both are larping manchildren so it makes sense

>>517557194This. It's read the sources and they're grasping really hard.

>>517553419>mentally ill homosexual activist exposes himself

This thread is filled with retards.

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Honestly it just makes sense to pick female eivor anyways.

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>>517557423Could he be the same crazy fag from the RE threads?

>>517556201Faggots larping/baiting and desperately trying to normalise their existence by constantly bringing this up.

>>517552529Reminder that most recorded "homosexuals" in human history were raping slaves and little slave boys, something that modern anthropologist wikipedia copy pasting retards always leave out of their (((sources)))Steve and Jim getting gay married and settling down with their imported slave fetus baby in a parody of heterosexual behavior is a complete modern fabrication

>>517557258cope harder so are all your precious christian warriors, Vlad, Charles Martel all of them

>>517555876>academic They also push cutting kids' dicks and calling them girls. The academia is only worth it for STEM fields, anything else is a jewish scam.

how do you go from kassandra to this >>517557485

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>>517557485No it doesn't you closet tranny, normal guys aren't compelled to play as fucking females in every single game. The stats bear this out, even when there's a choice the vast majority of players choose male because pretending that women can be soldiers automatically makes the story stupid trash. You fags should just admit you secretly want to be traps so we can all move on from this

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>>517557843you went from med to norseA downgrade is a given

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>>517556736>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes>The Sacred Band of Thebes (Ancient Greek: Ἱερὸς Λόχος, Hieròs Lókhos) was a troop of select soldiers, consisting of 150 pairs of male lovers which formed the elite force of the Theban army in the 4th century BC, ending Spartan domination. Its predominance began with its crucial role in the Battle of Leuctra in 371 BCHomophobia is pretty much a christian thing. Most extant tribes we know of don't have strong taboos against it.

>>517556736homophobia is an abrahamic inventionpre-christian cultures didn't care if you were gay as long as you were on top

>>517557843/pol/tards bitched and pissed and moaned about Kassandra too though.

>>517558098Is homosexuality a big thing in indian, japanese, or chinese culture? I know they didn't go hard christian, but never learned if they gave a shit about being gay.

>>517558191I'm not talking about muh historical accuracy, I'm talking about pure aesthetics. The new nord whore looks disgusting.

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>>517558360Completely ok in Japanese culture AFAIK. India has a whole sect of tranny prostitutes with ancient origins. Chinese I don't know about.

>>517552529all woke shit is excused; what, you expected to rape someone, you bigot?

>>517558098>every other religion is accepting of homosexuality cuz twitter told me soK

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Looks like it's time for the right to give up videogames.

>>517558432Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're just bullshitting. Because facially >>517557485 is fine.

>>517558579just play old games you never got around to, they're still good

>>517558570It's more accurate to say it's an "Abrahamic" thing, then.

>>517553419>source: dude trust meFuck off fag the vikings didn't even have a documented language yet somehow we know that they liked taking it up the ass because there was no writing saying otherwise? There was no writing full stop and all writing based on them didn't appear until the 1200's where the Icelandics officially condemned it.

>>517556736>that's right user, people hundreds and thousands of years ago were actually progressive liberals who accepted trans people and homosexuals with open arms and threw parades for themBasically

>>517558098Yep that's what I said my wikipedia copy pasting friend.Racism is a modern invention too, everybody loved each other back then no matter their skin color!Thankfully we have people like you to spread the word of True history, faithfully repeated from wikipedia, about how racism and homophobia were invented by white Christians!In fact I heard that the africians who sold their fellows into slavery were white Christians wearing blackface!

>>517558623Yeah, she's fine if you're going for that, mannish woman look.

>>517558570>Every other religionHaha, you got me there, I said christian instead of abrahamic. Well observed. I'm sure there are outliers too which is why I didn't actually say "every other religion", but "pretty much a christian thing" which heavily implies the existence of outliers.Nevertheless, well strawmann'd. You sure showed me your quality.

>>517558360It was okay in both Chinese and Japanese cultures before.

>>517553419WTF I LOVE CHRISTIANITY NOW

>>517556657Why do people post this? I would never want to see the tits of a girl who posts on 4chins

>>517558098>>517553419let me guess: mostly known due to Professor Shekelberg and his colleges?

>>517557843>>517558432>>517558191you like men that thing is uglynow post her full body you wont

>>517558808>Racism is a modern invention tooIt is. Back then they had tribalism.

>>517558874good goy

>>517557843it's the inferior White genes lmao

>>517557843there is a trend in game designers making ugly masculine women. its an (((attack))) on western beauty standards. thank your local commy jew.

>>517558902oh no, you got me!

penis is butt seems like a real problem without modern hygienic tools

>>517556736This has to be lowest IQ take I have read in Holla Forums today.

>>517558728>There exist a good number of small gold foil plaques known as goldgubber which depict a couple embracing. Frequently these are assumed to be Freyr, god of fertility, and Gerð, the beautiful giant maiden, and many commentators such as Hilda Ellis-Davidson believe that they may have been used at weddings.(Ellis-Davidson, Myths and Symbols, pp. 31-31 and p. 121). However, if one looks closely, at least two of the surviving goldgubber depict same sex couples embracing, one two bearded figures, another two women with the typical long, knotted hair, large breasts, and trailing dresses! >NOOOOOOOOOO ACTUAL PHYSICAL EVIDENCE! THIS IS DEVASTATING FOR MY NARRATIVE!

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>>517559026you talk like a faggot

>>517558360

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>>517558808True, the concept of race is only a few hundred years old and originated during the time of the transatlantic slave trade.

>>517558891if its on wikipedia it HAS to be true right?surely anthropology is a pure and bias free "science" that would never purposely mis interpret or mis translate something just to appeal to modern sensibilities and morals!

>>517559049People back then ate lots of plants meat and fiber so their shits were very solid and smooth leaving their assholes clean.

>>517558891>IT'S NOT TRUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEE! Sorry, but it's well documented with a great deal of physical evidence.

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>>517559245>>517558808Are you seriously doubting the existence of The Sacred Band? Multiple sources attest to it's existence. You might as well claim Julius Caeser didn't exist.

>>517559102And what faggot? That could mean literally anything. How were they "embracing"? Do yo uthink a single plaque is evidence of a complete cultural acceptance of homos? 2 plaques out of all of their history is the only evidence you have for your gay agenda? Pathetic how desperate you are to be accepted, and you never will be unless it's enforced by the state, that's how much everybody hates you faggot.

>>517558360it's ok in China as long as you don't go full gay display like here in America. there's no gay mardi gras in China for example.

>>517557880You sound like a closeted faggot

>>517559049they eventually got wised to it and the receiver started doing fasting so he doneth shiteth on thee dicketh.

>>517559279>well documented with a great deal of physical evidenceJust check the names of the researchers, that's what I'm saying, faggot.

Pre-christianity Europe had no concept of sexuality. Homosexuality was looked at more as a fetish than anything.

>>517559279fags are gay the past was barbaric we made progress and put an end the the faggotry

>>517559431I totally believe in it user!I believe that Joan of Arc led armies into battle, I believe a secret platoon of gays were elite battle troops, and I believe jesus turned water into wine and rose from the grave.

Just to make it clear "It wasn't accepted back then" Isn't an argument against having a gay character.Gays don't exist just because society accepts the notion of homosexuality. They exist in every culture regardless of acceptance.As for how open the game makes the relationship, that is totally something you can argue. I wouldn't mind if the gay romances were like "Hey we gotta keep this on the DL"That would totally make it more realistic. (and hotter)

>>517558808Pretty funny how you try to make a joke by saying something ridiculous, but it is in fact true. Race really wasn't a think people got up in arms for. Either tribalism or relgion were the defining borders between groups of people. And the discriminated along those borders.

>>517559102>>517559459dont fret the fag cut it off HARD there is this RIGHT AFTER >Since these plaques in general are associated with weddings and sexual union, it is tempting to assume that these two same sex examples represent and/or commemorate homosexual relationships. Of course, the plaques in question could simply depict two friends embracing. Another possible explanation is that, in many cultures, people do not dance with the opposite sex, only with members of their own gender, and that therefore these figures may be representations of dancers.and at the end>Homosexuality did not have a good reputation during the Viking age as portrayed by the Christian writers. If homosexuals enjoyed a better reputation earlier than these accounts, we have no record of it, as the "golden age" of the culture probably occurred between 600 and 800, before the actual start of the Viking Age proper, and is unrecorded except dimly through legends.

>>517553975I dont like gays but this is pretty fucked up

>>517559680>secretOnly to retards who don't read ancient history. Seriously everyone from Plutarch to Demosthenes wrote about those guys.

ah for fucks sake, I forgot: this is just controversy to keep this shit in page 1IT'S SHILLS!they always do this shit

Imagine getting triggered by seeing two men kiss. Are you jealous that you aren't part of the action or what? I seriously don't get it.

>>517559725To be fair, wasn't every place like an ethnostate back then? and if different races did interact with each other it wasn't on a large scale as it is now. If I am wrong on that please correct me.

>>517559631Ad hominem

Remember when they started unearthing red and blond haired Egyptian royalty?strange how history books haven't been updated on that fact yet...

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>>517559631>Just check the names of the researchers>I saw the name “Berg” therefore I will disregard all evidence presentedGo back to /pol

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>>517559780And there you go, there is no documented record of homosexuality, just propaganda spewing leftist gay jews.

>>517559725The guy is kind of a retard.

>>517552619>>517552529If it's anything like what the Romans did. They probably God the most feminine twinks and used them for cumdumps. What a cruel world. Imagine being just used only for sex.

>>517556736>people hundreds and thousands of years ago were actually progressive liberals who accepted trans people and homosexuals with open armsYes. Read a book.

>>517558360Pretty sure the Kama Sutra included an entire subsection just for assplay. india is SUPER DUPER gay.

>>517559979But they have. The greek impact on ancient Egypt is widely documented and accepted by historians. There's even a term for it. It's not secret knowledge they're suppressingJesus Holla Forumstards are so desperate to be oppressed they'll even make shit up. Or they're actually just retarded. Or both. Most likely both.

>>517556736Hundreds of thousands of years ago, people were worried about not getting eaten by bears and tigers more than anything else. They gave no fucks about who you fucked, because they didn't have time to have that kind of hatred.

>>517558927By that dumb ass logic Racism is just tribalism but on a larger scale.

>>517554098The old testament has nothing to do with Christianity other than being a point of reference for the surrounding culture of the time. If Jesus was a Greek the old testament would be things like the Illiad and Plato's Republic.

Where are these low IQ anons coming from. Asscreed was never historically accurate they always said that they are BASED on historically events. Can people no comprehend this? Even black people understand that

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>>517560327I'm pretty sure unga bunga would stab you through the throat if it was even hinted that you were gay

>>517559725>Race really wasn't a think people got up in arms for.yeah no need for racism when everybody hates each other and people of different races don't hang out because you can't even stand the people from the next town over never mind the next fucking continent

>>517560360You haven't read either testaments, because they tie directly in with each other.

>>517559780delete this

>>517552529stop fighting it bigot, this is how things are now, just be gay like everyone else!

>>517560437Unga no care if you bungu other man's unga

>>517552529It literally is though, pagans were always degenerate

>>517556736Depends on the decade. Like blacks weren’t notably discriminated against at the start of the revolutionary war, hell one of the protestors killed in the Boston massacre was black. You can even find it was just idle gossip about if so and so was gay, rather than something scandalous in the same time period. It’s as time move forwards it stains the view of the past, and people don’t like to think things can get worse, so people assume bigotry moves in a straight line.

>>517560447The kike Bible has too much added shit from random dudes who think we vegetables are evil.

>>517559979based there are many such examples like Muhammad and Genghis khan who were both red haird white men>>517560284Thats Ramses II he was before the Greeks

>>517560360>the old testament has nothing to do with Christianity How the fuck can you follow something with no knowledge on its background? Are Holla Forumstards this fucking stupid?

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>>517552529

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>>517560567The man who started the Boston massacre was a nigger that threw rocks at the Redcoats which lead to our Independence. The more you know

Are you guys really going to argue historical accuracy when it's>1, a computer simulation>2, the last game literally had you fighting mythological monsters and going to atlantis

>>517559979>>517560284Lel, Holla Forumstard got handled and now he's desperately trying to ignore this part. Imagine being so ignorant you don't even know about the Ptolemaic Period, and then chatting shit about ancient egypt.Imagine being that retarded. Just try to imagine the kind of limited intellect such a retarded comment sprung from. Try to imagine the drooling sister fucking worldview. You probably can't.

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>ITT religion ruined everything More news at 11

>>517560327Racism wasn't a thing back then because until the spice road, other races never met other races to begin with. Going more than a thousand miles from where you were born, outside of royalty or conquerors simply never happened. Once racial mixing became the norm, then racism occurred.Coincidence? It's an easy target to brand America as bad evil racists but we were the first modern nation to abolish slavery while the Spanish and Portuguese usually just worked theirs to death. To call Modern America racist is to literally close your eyes and clap hands over your ears going "lalalalalala I can't hear you" to literally the rest of the fucking planet right now, where muslims are put in concentration camps in China, gay people are thrown off buildings in the middle east, and Christians in north africa are burned alive. Don't even get me started on South Africa. LITERALLY about 100 times more racist than America.

>>517559780>as portrayed by the Christian writersThe entire premise of Assassin's Creed, and it's especially highlighted in the Valhalla trailer, is that Templars recorded history wrong on purpose. That's the point of these video games. That's why they use the Animus, because the history that we knew is all just propaganda, so they go back to see what really went down. Furthermore, Assassin's Creed does not pretend to take place in "the real world." It's a fucking alternate-history sci-fi story.As soon as you start comparing it to real life, you've defeated your own argument.

>>517556736>import 300k slaves>become the no 1 culprit for slavery and recieve almost all the blame with britain receiving the remainderSounds pretty standard.

>>517552529This boner I have is historically accurate

>>517560783No, only one specific religion.

>>517560839>but-but muh freedom land Literally what does that have to do with anything

>>517560447I've read the whole thing including dead sea scrolls. Old testament isn't relevant to any Christian other than clarifying all the reasons why Judaism is wrong and why you shouldn't follow it.

>>517553419>There are no recorded instances of homosexual or lesbian couples in the Viking Age: moreover, the idea of living as an exclusively homosexual person did not exist in most cultures until present day Western civilization appeared. One's sexual partners mattered little so long as one married, had children, and conformed at least on the surface to societal norms so as not to disturb the community. Those Scandinavians who attempted to avoid marriage because of their sexuality were penalized in law: a man who shunned marriage was termed fuðflogi (man who flees the female sex organ) while a woman who tried to avoid marriage was flannfluga (she who flees the male sex organ) (Jochens 65). State mandated heterosexulaity 1070> Níð was part of a family of concepts which all have connotations of passive male homosexuality, such as: ergi or regi (nouns) and argr or ragr (the adjective form of ergi) ("willing or inclined to play or interested in playing the female part in sexual relations with another man, unmanly, effeminate, cowardly"); ergjask ("to become argr"); rassragr ("arse-ragr"); stroðinn and sorðinn ("sexually used by a man") and sansorðinn ("demonstrably sexually used by another man") (Sørenson 17-18, 80). A man who is a seiðmaðr (one who practices women's magic) who is argr is called seiðskratti (Sørenson 63). They viewed fags as feminine and submissive>There is ample documentation of homosexuality in insults. Judging by the literature, the Vikings were the "rednecks" of medieval Europe... if you went into the mead hall and called a man a faggot, he'd do the same thing that any good ol' boy at a Texas cowboy bar would do. The end result would be a big axe in your head instead of a big cowboy boot in your face.They used "gay" as an insult.

>>517560839I was referring only to sexual bigotry, not racial.

>>517554098If God is real he predates the Jews and therefore is not Jewish. If he isn't real the religion is wrong anyway so the details don't matter; that's enough to reject it. Nobody who worships the Christian God believes He is a creation of the Jews. He revealed Himself to Israel for a purpose, so that His son would be born from them; that is what they were chosen for. They have no advantage over anyone else since Christ's death and resurrection. The Bible is very explicit about God not being a respecter of persons and not favoring the Jews over anyone else.

>>517560645So secret and hidden by DAH JOOS that it's actually in wikipedia.>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramesses_II#Mummy>The mummy was forensically tested by Professor Pierre-Fernand Ceccaldi, the chief forensic scientist at the Criminal Identification Laboratory of Paris. Professor Ceccaldi determined that: "Hair, astonishingly preserved, showed some complementary data—especially about pigmentation: Ramses II was a ginger haired 'cymnotriche leucoderma'." The description given here refers to a fair-skinned person with wavy ginger hair.[81][82] Subsequent microscopic inspection of the roots of Ramesses II's hair proved that the king's hair originally was red, which suggests that he came from a family of redheads.[83][84] This has more than just cosmetic significance: in ancient Egypt people with red hair were associated with the deity Set, the slayer of Osiris, and the name of Ramesses II's father, Seti I, means "follower of Seth."[85]Ohmigod, how did the trannies and joos contrive to hide this knowledge from a great scholar like yourself, but then let slip the truth onto wikipedia! By Odin's hairy cum filled anus, you're quite the retard!

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>>517560997>They used "gay" as an insult.All cultures do. Homosexuals aren't normal

>>517552529>>517553419Based. All white vikings were and are homosexual.

>>517560843that's right, its simply a coincidence that all french marxist made games are subversive and portray history as being progressive and filled with homosexualityabsolutely no agenda at all

>>517560843then dont add a "walk in history" mode and change shit to fit modern narratives

>>517560997>They used "gay" as an insult.So do we today, yet gays are normal today.

>>517560839>but we were the first modern nation to abolish slaveryNo you weren't. Great Britain was.

>>517561161>We can no longer afford slavesIs not the same as abolishing slavery.

>>517560108y-yeah user... i can't begin to imagine just how awful that must be...

>>517561143they'll never be normal. they have tacit acceptance today only because of Marxist propaganda.

>>517561109Do you think that all historical fiction which depicts history inaccurately is propaganda? You're a fucking nutjob.

>>517561161Actually the US was. The north that is.

>>517560843The only problem here is that they are basically doing the "history was a whitewash" schtick where everyone was secretly woke as fuck and survival wasn't a main goal of society.

>>517561103Why wouldn't they be at least bissexual?Nothing would be more powerful and humiliating than raping the barely conscious opposing soldier in front of his wife after the battle is done.His woman and any other women wouild probably never look at him the same.Obviously you'd also keep whores to breed and propagate your bloodline.

>>517561207A facile and moronic analysis.

>>517561125What shit has been changed in those "walk in history" modes? I want specific examples with specific sources debunking them.

>>517560839Racism doesn’t really start until ~Darwin. Before then people hated each other on nations or class, the French and the English didn’t consider themselves to be of a same group of skin color, they barely would admit to being of the same cultural grouping. Hell white nationalism is shockingly recent, it used to be several kinds of whites and all of them would have gladly killed you for implying they were all the same.

>>517560774you're totally right, I literally can't go anywhere without seeing egyptian royalty portrayed with red or blonde hairlmfao

>>517561268Yes

>>517561078how fucking rent free do Holla Forumsacks live in your stupid headI dont mention anything about trannys, jews, or odin and you start babbling incoherently

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>>517561271>The north that is.In that case, the US didn't.

>>517561275>where everyone was secretly woke as fuck and survival wasn't a main goal of society.But back when the main goal of society was survival, nobody had any issue with gays because they were too busy surviving.

>>517552619They did. They were the gayest of all cultures out there. Why do you think white people have the most number when it comes to being gay.

>>517561428Suck it bong

>>517561227Agreed. It's horrible. The Vikings took over villages and to shame the men that fought back they would get their feminine young sons and use them for sex and to serve them. How shameful. Imagine fighting and as punishment your son goes on to suck the disgusting sweaty musky cock of one of your enemies.

>>517560108Haha, yeah that'd be awful, totally bro, haha.

>>517556736>inb4 responding to baithistory isn't a singular line of global culture, it's the evolution of many cultures. What would seem anachronistic begins to make sense in the context with study

>>517561419"The Holla Forumstard is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a sshitposter, liar, newfag, retard, it all runs of him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Holla Forumstard and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I've been found out.'"

>>517561271Haiti was the first nation to abolish slavery after gaining independence from France in 1803. News of the Haitian revolution was extremely suppressed in America, because they didn't want the slaves there to get any ideas.

>>517561479Gays were burned alive though

some Greek cities tolerated fag love BUT IN THE GREEK WORLD if you happened to be a man and acted like a woman, feminine, weak or in other words the gay people we have today you got killed,In Athens Solon made laws against gay sex and pedophilia because things had gotten so bad since everyone was degenerate.

>>517561674Only by corrupted Christians and death cults.

>>517561594Wait is this true? Is their a source? Or you making fiction?

>>517560053Unironically a good idea; there's a good chance the researcher is trying to swindle you.

>>517561663Haiti isn't a nation, it's a rock covered in niggers

>>517561161Birtain abolishing slavery isn't really the main point, it's that they abolished it everywhere, Slavery had long been a institution in most cultured around the world, I'm not aware of any that didn't have any form of slavery, but when the British ended it they enforced it on weaker nations, and these nations hated them for it, all across Africa, the Middle Eastm, Asia, the British used their naval forces to enforce this rule and the only reason we live in a world where no countries legal system allows slavery is because of a movement started by Britain and eventually enforced by the rest of the west.

>>517561291Careful now. You wouldn’t want to I unleash the fury of a certain homo who hates “biscum” on you.

>>517561316It's also correct. It's like saying "But the Netherlands or Russia never used slaves! Ergo they are better!"No, poorer nations that couldn't afford large scale slave based infrastructures simply wouldn't do it because they couldn't. Literally every single nation on the planet pushed slavery as hard as possible as long as possible. Great Britain's bank shattered into a billion pieces after the revolutionary war and they couldn't (and had no reason to-) continue a slave based economy and stopped.If they had more land to conquer and till they would have kept it going. America was the first nation on THE PLANET with the wealth and power to continue the slave trade that ACTIVELY decided against it. This is a fact.

>>517561695Which Greek cities? Greece wasn't a unified country or anything.

>>517561771No. Gays actually stopped getting burned alive when Christianity entered Europe

>>517554614Many bodies found had died from natural causes according to forensics. The bogs may have just been dumping grounds for the dead bodies of commoners and the executed. Also, while Tacitus' compilation of reports was not gospel, it definitely gave a great insight in the Germanic territories with many statements being supported by archaeology and etymology. The Germanic pagans were far more reserved when it came to sex than the Greeks and Romans especially since there was no time to waste on public lewdness.

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>>517561479It's more than just gays though, it's the large scale acceptance of gays, as if it's a normal part of everyday life to get dicked in the public fuck square by your pal, or that women in society were not only equally as fit to be warriors as men but society told them that that's a role that they should partake in.

>>517552529You forget that time Thor and Loki literally crossdressed to get his hammer back from a giant.History is pretty gay but most historians label such relationships as "just being friends :)))"

>>517561654ok faggotgo back to screaming at your dog about being a Holla Forumsack

>>517561479You were expected to get married and give a wife children because that contributes to the strength and survival of your tribe. If you had gay sex and kept it in the closet no one would care though. But the concept of being exclusively gay didn't even exist back then. It's a modern notion.

>>517561695Didn't the Spartans used to bum eachother all the time? I was told the wives had to cut their hair and dress like men just so they could get fucked

>>517561594oh man, that sounds so terrible... i would be completely broken if i saw that... hnn

>>517561663Slaves revolting and murdering their masters was not abolishment, it's a runaway car with no driver.

>>517561663>Haiti was the first nation to abolish slavery after gaining independence from France in 1803Vermont Republic actually en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_of_Vermont_(1777)

>>517562150Nooooooooooooooo my narrative

>>517562021I doubt that was considered gay so much as just a funny and absurd story, like Bugs Bunny dressing up as a girl was a few decades ago.

>>517561654This meme never fails to deliver.

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>>517561874>Russia never used slavesYou're an idiot. Russian peasants were slaves.

>>517562294In Soviet Russia

>>517560997Not surprising seeing that at the time your job was to basically procreate and give to the community/family. Homosexuality is actually quite self indulgent

>>517562242>REE I'M NOT /pol!>Proceeds to post Holla Forums memesYou#re such a retard. You can't keep the mask up for even the space of three posts. I do like the tacit admission though that being from Holla Forums is shameful, on the same level as being from reddit.

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>>517552529>I don't think this is historically accurateare you this new to asscreed? Goobersoft asscreed games are garbage.

>>517562409Well we're biologically hardwired to think it's wrong so at the very least youd be left to fend for yourself

>>517557194>Photo is of two dudes kissing>"THEY'RE FUCKING! THEY'RE FUCKING IN THE TOWN SQUARE! THEY'RE HAVING THEIR GAY SEX!"$20 you've jerked it to trap porn once.That aside:>SOME Vikings were undoubtedly gaySomehow you turn that into>All Vikings were gay, the entire science of anthropology is biased (???), and showing any kind of public affection for your partner is akin to having gay anal-fisting in public.Others have said it before, but Anti-homosexuality was almost entirely an Abrahamic thing, and sometimes Aztec for some reason.Beyond that:>Ahistorical armor>Ahistorical hairstyles>Ahistorical medieval combat>Ahistorical narrative that's ancient aliens tier>But it's literally just the option for your character to be gay that offends you.Holy fuck get over yourself. I've literally cuddled another guy but that's still less faggy than your spergout.

>>517562653I love how fags cope with natural homophobia by claiming it was Christianity, when after the introduction of Christianity they actually had it much better.

>>517562781>when after the introduction of Christianity they actually had it much better.Well, yes, after christianity they all became priests,

>>517561368Where do you go that you even see egyptian royalty?Why the fuck does it matter?

>>517562914No, we stopped burning them alive

>>517562496I'm not that poster you gay faggot. I am literally Holla Forums.>pic relatedI bet you fantasize regularly about a fascist stud like me dominating your little boipussy.

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Man you Holla Forumstards are truly retarded, makes me think most of you have not even graduated high school

>>517562781>natural homophobiaAll available historical evidence demonstrates there is no such thing. It's centuries of abrahamic propaganda. It's also backed by observable evidence. Most people don't give a shit what their neighbour is doing that doesn't affect them unless someone they perceive to be in authority tells them too.

>>517562952Harlem

>>517563035>chasing vanity muscles for self indulgence You're just proving his point

>>517563089Nope. Fags were killed before Christianity. Christianity made fag lives better

>>517563035>I'm not that posterAh yes the famous "It wasn't meeeeee" response to getting handled. Especially common in it's variant "Holla Forums is more than one person!" seen whenever Holla Forums turns out to have been utterly wrong, like TLOU2 continuing to smash sales records.

>>517562105Based >>517561774Nah I got it from some doujin where this father and his city is fighting some invader and they warn that any man who fights back their sons and daughters will be slaves.Army fights back and then the guy that gets captured he sees some disgusting barbarian guy walking out with the guys son wearing one of those dresses that greudo link has (some middle eastern belly dancer shit?)And just has the son clean the smegma off his cock as he fucks his boypussy right in front of his father. And in the background you see other sons and daughters from other families getting fucked. Not an ntr guy but that shit seemed hot. Like the ultimate humiliation. Father kills himself in the end while his son just tells him it was his fault he's like this. Shit man I read alot of gay trap shit where they guy is humiliated. Pic related. Athletic boy signs up for the wrong class and now has to take cocks from gym trainers to score an A

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>>517560997>They used "gay" as an insult.Like every other normal civilizations.

>>517563035I dunno man, that sounds pretty gay. Do you think about that kind of thing a lot? I mean I never think about it at all.

>>517552619as long as you got married to a woman and had a child with her, most viking cultures didn't give a shit who you really loved or fucked

>>517562294That's like saying Mcdonalds workers are slaves. You have no idea what a slave is and you're diminishing the suffering caused by slavery by equating it to low class destitution.

>>517563035>waxes his chest>fantasises about gay sex100% homosexual

>>517562781>natural homophobiaWhen you've got the Illiad and the Odyssey including Achilles' gay lover, depictions of homosexuality carved into the fucking relics of antiquity, and homosexuals appearing all across the ancient world from Chinese Emperors to even fucking polynesia, there's nothing natural about it.The fact you're trying to insist it's natural really does convince me you have some shameful "feminine" fetish that you're trying to hide.>>517563035>he didn't see the timestamp>>517563104>Go to epicenter of African-American culture>See ahistorical depiction of the pharoahs.>REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>517563368The also wore antlers and ran with the Caribou

go home Holla Forums

>>517563035gay as fuck my man

>>517563401No m8, Russians were literally slaves during the tsarist period. And the further you were from Moscow, the worse it was.Russian peasants could be executed for trying to run away from their villages. That's not McDonalds level exploitation. That's slavery in all but name.

>>517563035Gayyest shit I saw so far on this shithole.

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>>517563432Oh, and as a followup to my post here. I'm more into twinks and fembois.Honestly the idea of tearing some closeted cross-dressing Nazi-Twink's ass apart is pretty hot though. Spanking him, getting him to call me daddy, then dragging him into a passionate kiss as I blow a load in his bussy.Might ask /d/ if they got any OC like that later.

>>517563432You're confusing a play by Shakespeare with Homer. Achilles wasn't gay

>>517554098>christian eastern roman empire lasted longer>the rest of christian europe is still surviving to this day???

>>517563035Please let me suck your cock while you wear a MAGA hat and call me a faggot. Totally fine if you give me a black eye after uwu

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>>517563035Nice chest

>>517558098More an Abrahamic religion in general thing. Not just Christian

>>517563035You're literally whoring yourself out on a cartoon imageboard dude wtf

>>517560239>if a woman does anal, that makes her gay

>>517563035Hot do you have nudes? I’m willing to offer my virgin bubble butt boipucci.

>>517563035>21 Oct 19Did you really pull a image off Holla Forums just to larp? Seriously?

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>>517552529No, it is. Le Vikin's drank semen to absorb other men's powers and were cucks by default

>>517563718so is there like a chance the books condemnation on faggotry is vague?

>>517554375That gun is gonna kick back in her face so hard with that poor stance.

>>517563954In fact many viking rituals involved gay butt sex, as an injunction of male fluid would provide for many in the clan.

Who the fuck cares, the Norse Mythology literally has Loki getting fucked by male wolfs and giant horse dicks.

>>517557843>body literally shaped like a man, complete with blue veins on bulking arms, no breasts and wide torso.Yikes.

>>517564081They also invented solar technology and Starbucks

>>517553419>Homosexuality wasn't common or widely accepted but it wasn't considered a sin punishable by death or complete rejection of homosexual practices until (as a surprise to no one) Christianity conquered ScandinaviaYou're welcome!

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>>517564103Loki isn't really a good guy, he's the father of Jörmungandr

>>517563645>Achilles wasn't gayAncient Greeks were literally writing about Achilles as a top.Of course it's silly to try and determine a semi-mythic character's sexuality but their relationship was widely understood to be erotic by the Greeks.

>>517562781Why are fags so obsessed with christfags in particular? The US/UK are traditionally Protestant/Christian countries and they have all the rights and freedoms they could possibly need.

>>517558360It's punishable by death on khan's mongol. If a culture condemn adultery AND don't have gay marriage, it goes without saying, really. Debauchery is frowned upon everywhere.

>>517564247Jesus Christ be praised! Henry came to see us

>>517564247>We have no history of the region until Christianity, therefore all the bad things are Christianity's faultDo /his/torylets really?

>>517564423It's like atheists from Christian families, instead of atheists from atheists families, they're buttblasted from their parents or family and must focus on Christianity 24/7.t. atheist from atheist family.

>>517561494Factually incorrect

>>517564394>Ancient GreeksAnd I have blue hair and one eye

>>517561494Blacks in america are more likely to be gay than white people are.

>>517564540Did you reply to the wrong post

Historical fiction is a genre that's existed for a long time

>>517564423Fags think christianity is evil because they don't get to be in their secret club because they like to get buggered in their butthole

>>517564757Assassin's Creed used to be more historically accurate outside of the plot. (Templars and Assassins)

>>517564756No.

>>517564909Executing gays is not a bad thing

>>517564757the Jews have done it for years and the blacks are doing it now

>>517557485I wish AssCreed games would just let us make our own character already

>>517558570Islam is a type of Christianity

>>517564943My point is they probably executed gays before christianity. Most cultures did at the time.

>>517564247Thanks Henry.

>>517558808>>In fact I heard that the africians who sold their fellows into slavery were white Christians wearing blackface!okay you got me

assassins creed odyssey was such a fucking waste of time and kept me from enjoying anything even remotely open world for ages that i regret playing it. fuck ubisoft and fuck their games.

>>517559725Only white people of good standing were allowed to be US citizens

>>517560342Racism is absolutely a form of tribalismThe term is called ingroup preference

>>517559431>google it>recoil in horror>nnihilated by a man named Philip>found my 2nd son's name, thanks 4chan

>>517565842Now they let in everyone, look how that turned out

>>517565949Well. There we go. Don't blame it on the white man.

>>517565951Remember, most of Greek history is written by a winning or losing side and they had a habit of calling people they hated fags

>>517559979actually they have.egyptians comprised various races later on (since the history of egypt is really fucking long and varied)but egyptians were neither black or white. they looked basically like modern egyptians, with a bronzeish tone.>>517561874this is a pretty cool stance on it, never heard of this before. makes sense to me. though i suppose it is also important that britain's abolishment of slavery affected many other places too.>>517561367well, i wouldn't say racism didn't exist.moreso that "race" was multifaceted and not just white or black. greeks probably were "racist" towards foreigners, same as people today.

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Men simply had a different idea about brotherhood and camaraderie back then. It was a lot more physical.

I hope this game limits the modern day shit it sucks. The modern day Assassins are pussies they act all shocked when you kill a bunch of modern Templar swat team goons as Layla in Odyssey and act like it's the staff having an effect on her mind as if it's not the entire purpose of an organization called the ASSASSINS.

>>517558098Didn't the greeks (or was it the romans?) had a bad word to refer to the bottom guy? from what i've read, it's not that homosexuality was okay back then, but that being on top wasn't considered gay.

>>517558493>Completely ok in Japanese culture Not in modern times (and not due to christianity, by the way). Homosexuality was considered "something rich people do" in Japan, because they did not have to care about having children. It was always considered weird, being only accepted because people in power did it. It should also be noted that homosexuality was mistaken with pedophilia in the past: sexual activity happened very early in life, and in some cases pedophilia was very prominent between an older man and a boy (normally one of his students). There's a difference between liking 10 years old boys and bearded 30 years old men, so we should be very careful of what we classify as homosexuality when it comes to history. It was never normal. It doesn't mean it was persecuted; just that the level of acceptance is not what we think it is.

>>517561494Yes, in fact, the vikings were the first people to have pride parades, they tried to bring this colorful culture to the rest of the west, specially England, but the anglos were just racist homophobic bigots, but finally the vikings won.

haha wasn't Odin fucked up the ass by a horse lolnice archgod you got there norsecucks pfthahaha

>>517563035hot

>>517562078Spartans were made fun of by other gayreeks for loving their wives so much and not considering them to be subhuman, actually.

>>517573284That was Loki.Odin allegedly slurped hanged men's semen to replenish his mana, though.

>>517574071that is fucking baseda man cooms the hardest at the point of his death

>>517552529Still a lot of things to uncover from viking history...It was only just recently found out that Socrates would rather fuck the thighs of young boys than actual women.Homosexuality in viking cultures could have been more pronounced that we have previously thought.

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>>517574194Hang me like you hanged those anglo-saxon twinks, daddy.

Skallagrim was the biggest cunt in history prove me wrong

>>517552529You'd be surprised user. Gay stuff has always existed.