This is my wife Min Min. Say something nice to her!
This is my wife Min Min. Say something nice to her!
I'd like to slurp her noodles and drink her broth if you know what I mean
>>514384814Your wife is quite skilled in the art of noodle slurping, congrats and give her my regards.
still not enough porn of her
>>514384814Shit game literally no one cared for until muh smash mainstream representation.
>>514385185Seething. ARMS is now a permanent high profile Nintendo IP
>>514385185Nah I've always cared about it.
>>514385308>>514385335The fact there was almost no porn confirms I am right even more.
>>514385823>still technically a teenTime to breed
>>514386129>no arms porn Lmao what? There's a decent amount of Twintelle and min min stuff. Also surpsingly some gay shit with springman, ninjara, and cobra
She's very popular for a character no one knew existed before this week
>>514385185There are four Kirby characters more highly requested than Spring Man, who was more requested than Min Min.
>>514386304That's what happens when a character gets in Smash and they don't look dull like Byleth. Literally any character works as a fighter as long as they have some degree of good design, cool factor, uniqueness or personality.
>>514384814she might have vaporized some people
>>514386720>straight up fucking murders kid cobraWhat did sakurai mean by this?
How long are her arms when completely stretched out?
>>514386304I knew who min min was and i don't even know anyone who played arms
>>514386289Dump or gtfo.>>514384814Was my 2nd most wanted behind Twin so I'm not too broken up about it.
Probably makes the best noodles ill never eat
>>514385185>Shit game literally no one cared for until muh smash mainstream representation.Isn't that like a third of Smash anyway?
>>514384814Hurry up and make ARM 2 already.
>>514387459Just Sakurai adding to the Kill Count>Mario and Mega Man in Ridley's Trailer>Luigi and Death in Simon's Trailer>DeDeDe in K. Rool's Trailer>Tom Nook (Emotionally) in Isabelle's Trailer>Little Mac in Ken's Trailer>Ken in Inciniroar's Trailer>K. Rool in Banjo and Kazooie's Trailer>Geese Howard in Terry's Trailer>Smash Hype in Byleth's Trailer>Kid Cobra in Min Min's Trailer
>>514389159She blasted Twintelle too.
She is attractive, unlike every Chinese woman I ever met. Are there any good looking Chinese women?
>>514388895To get Protagonist Min Min, bitter and determined Spring Man turning into a heel, Biff as a playable character, and a guy that has the ARMS power in his nipples.
>>514389348Arms 2 is never happening. Nobody even plays arms 1
>>514389520I've never played Arms 1, but I would play Arms 2 if it had at least half of that stuff.
>>514384814Hi min min youre so cute
>>514389348Grand Prix boss Kung fu master champion Min Min seems like the more natural route to me.
>>514389971And that's the issue. Arms 1 is a fine game all it's own. Considering arms 2 would be 90% the same content and you're unwilling to even try arms 1, there's zero reason for nintendo to take the risk. Not that I think they'd lose money but those resources would likely be better invested elsewhere
>>514385185Didn't it sell over 3 million copies?
>>514390523>90% the same contentI expect at least half of the content would be new.
so do they not actually have arms or
>>514390962Nigga those are their arms
>>514390735Anon it has confirmed sold 2.1 million copies. Likely about 2.5 by now but who knows, 2.5 is just speculation on my part
>>514385823Cringe, should have been Mechanica.
>>514390909With the exception of a new campaign, almost all of the content will be the same. Like splatoon 2
>>514390962Their arms got turned into the springy things. They can also coil up fully to look and act like regular arms, so it's basically just an upgrade.
>>514384814She has nice feet
>>514390962They've got freak mutant ARMS due to a genetic quirk. Their brains can't even handle it so they have to wear special masks to keep them from flailing around randomly.>>514391191It's only become a superpower in recent years because they've developed tech to regulate it. It's been a crippling disability for most of its history.
Built for big white cock
If she's blonde why are her eyebrows green?
>>514391587>>514391571her hair is noodles
>>514391571Those are noodles. The ARMS gene sometimes modifies hair too. Her natural hair color is probably green.
>>514384814What does she look like without the mask and bandana?
>>514391698>>514391729Why aren't her eyebrows noodles? What about her pusy hair?
>>514391797>>514391770>What about her pusy hair?Min Min doesn't like such questions, user.
>>514384971Yeah I get it user. Her family makes really delicious ramen and I bet she knows how to make it herself.
>>514392112Min Min will never sing you happy birthday ;_;
>>514391372Sounds like a big disease that shouldn't be taken lightly in a rockem sockem tournament. Imagine the number of amputees and work accidents on their world.
>>514384814She has a cute ponytail!
>>514384814I was so sure they'd put in the buttlady because people have been bitching about the lack of black people in Smash, but I'm glad she got in. She was always my favorite.
>>514391685>arm wrappingsUndraw this image. Don't let it spread.
>>514392260Spring Man's livestreamed suicide for failing to get into Smash when?
>>514392435Does Minmin qualify as a big tiddie tomboy?>>514392462Anyone who expected Springman to be playable when he's an Assist Trophy had their feet wet and could see the pyramids
>>514391685cute bellybutton peek
Ching Chong Chang
>>514392271Minmin's a Chink anyway, and they were facing discrimination just as recently as a month ago.The people bitching about representation don't seem to realize this, probably because they're casuals who don't actually play Arms.
>>514392654>The people bitching about representation don't seem to realize thisAnon, they realize 100%. When they say they want minority representation, that's codeword for more blacks.
>>514392654PoC rep means niggers.
>>514384814This bitch is gonna break Smash Ultimate's meta and that's why I'm going to main her.
>>514384814Ramen girl best girl.
>Named Min-Min>her but is Max-Max
>>514393658>ARMS fighters are perfect during Corona quarantine
>>514393828end of dump
>>514384814Your wife Min Min is very good in bed
>>514393828I hate this image so much.Where did her ARMS go? Why is she wearing fingerless gloves all of a sudden? What's with the uncharacteristic smug anime expression?
>>514392654>The people bitching about representation don't seem to realize thisPeople realize she's a subgroup of "Asian".People are asking for black and brown characters so no one's gonna suck off Sakurai for skipping the only Brown/ Black character that Nintendo has to offer in favor of a Non-Japanese Asian.Shit's not even in the same ball park.
>>514394184Dude, ARMS would be amazing in bed, especially if you were fucking Twintelle.
>>514394740That's pretty shallow of them.
>>514394819No, not at all.Smash laterally has 1 brown character and he's a play on the shitty white fantasy trope of "evil dark men".So yeah, why wouldn't people want more brown characters? Hell, people have moved back to hoping the guy behind XB goes "I want Elma" or that they get Marina ... neither of these are even fucking human but both are black/ brown coded in appearance.Why would people who want brown characters feel like another type of Asian was a win when even Sakurai was gonna pick the Jap ARMs character if not for the Min Min simping producer?
>>514395943>Why would people who want brown characters feel like another type of AsianMean't to add in how she's pale af and not a dark skin Asian.
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. MIN MIN THE WAITRESS IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER. SHE STOLE MY FUCKING SMASH INVITE. THAT'S RIGHT. SHE TOOK HER RAMEN FUCKIN' SWIRLY ARMS OUT, AND SHE STOLE MY FUCKING INVITE, AND SHE SAID HER DRAGON WAS "this big" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY ARMS DASHBOARD DOT JP. MIN MIN THE WAITRESS, YOU GOT SMALL ARMS. THEY'RE THE SIZE OF THIS PIKMIN EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY ARMS LOOKS LIKE. [BO-OI-OI-OI-OING YEAH] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. TALL SPRINGS, NO SCALES, NO NOODLES, LOOK AT THAT THEY LOOKS LIKE TWO MEGATONS AND A DRAGON. SHE STOLE MY FIGHTER PASS, SO GUESS WHAT. I'M GONNA SPRING A LEAK ON THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER RUSH PISS!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON SKY ARENA!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SAKURAI!? I PISSED ON THE SKY ARENA, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE SPRINGALING DROP-LETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I SPRING ON YOU TOO.
>>514395943I was referring to people who want representation for marginalized people, didn't realize you were talking about your fetish for brown girls in particular.
>>514395943>black/ brown codedThis is the PC version of stereotyping, right?
Very good post, fellow Min-Min bro! Let us go back to our Discord and discuss more of our schemes >XD LMAO
>>514389159Does it count as dying if Luigi was just able to swooce his way back into his body?>Smash Hype in Byleth's Trailerha
>>514391153You know realistically those masks aren't really helping prevent the spread of covid.
>>514396721"Coded" is an easy signal for a liberal bigot who thinks they are progressive>Why did you make this gay-coded character straight?>i.e. why didn't you give us yet another massive faggot stereotype?
>>514392824They got donkey Kong
>>514395943Donkey Kong is brown
>>514386304I mean she was decently popular for a side character beforehandit's just ARMs was super obscure, and now she's in something not obscure so more people have a reason to give her attention
>>514384814I want to hold her tight and...Beg her to make some of that delicious ramen. I just want a loving wife that would love to cook for me and has abs.
>>514399070>arms was obscureLmao wut?
>>514398914Wrapping a scarf around your face does not a proper medical mask make.Also most decorative face masks you see people wearing aren't forming a tight enough seal to prevent the disease from spreading due to poor design. And that's not to mention how plenty of people don't even know how to properly wear said masks. I have to restrain myself from groaning whenever I see some dumb fucking hipster wearing a surgical mask with a huge ass beard sticking out from under it, as if the mask is actually doing anything at that point.
>>514399316I cackle like a mental patient when I see people alone in their cars wearing masks
>>514399135in terms of how many people actually played it or even gave it attention (like in the form of art)
>>514399370>B-BUT WHAT IF MY CAR IS CARRYING COVID?!
>>514399120>has abs>from a woman who's weight is listed as "on a diet">consumes nothing but ramen
>>514399486>>514399370Trust no one not even yourself
>>514399482pokemon, fire emblem and then zelda and mario are the only Nintendo franchises that get a constant flow of fanart
>>514400621You forget the constant stream of latex suit Samus
>>514399370Not that I would know but I assume some of those people have gotten so used to the mask that they forgot they even have it on when they return to their cars.
>>514384814Your waifu sucks dick!
>>514393029>someone finally drew her without the leggingsI AM COMPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETE
>stretchy armsIT WAS HIS TURN WTF
>>514405821Lemme help you with that.
>>514384814Thanks for Covid I guess
>>514399370I do that sometimes, but only because I forget I even have the mask on. Even tried to drink something once and I made a big fucking mess in my car.
>>514396721No, it just means that you're supposed to see them as X even though they're not human. It isn't inherently bad.Marina is supposed to be seen as "black" even though she's a mutant octopus. Elma is some alien or robot shit that looks like a brown woman most of the time. Neither of these characters are humans nor do they play into stereotypes, they just have the appearance of a group of people.It can be someone wanting to write a story where "fictional race of magical creatures" takes the place of a real world group of people in that setting.
>>514384814People got so mad at her inclusion and the lack of online fixes that it unironically revived a 20 year old game. Based. Melee is fucking sick and way more fun anyways.
>>514388445Atms at least has actual characters. What the fuck is Wii Fit Trainer?
>>514408447This. I put it on to go into a store where it's required, then when I go out to my car I forget the mask is on.
>>514391169Except this time it has free Smash advertising.
>>514408178This is the important bit, actually.
>>514391063Hopefully Porky or Eggman are added, I want a real mech fighter.
>>514384814Doesn't she have normal arms outside of using those spring battle arms?
>>514409226They coil up into being normal arms? I'm not sure if they become actual arms tho.
>>514384869kys fucking fag
>>514384814I am going to draw her morbidly obese!
>>514392249>>514391372Well, based on that image, some other concept art, and the Smash trailer, it seems that without the mask you either keep your arms coiled up into normal arms, or you can't really control them at all. You can see at least the maskless guy's right arm is fine, and since Yabuki obviously had input on the Smash work, he likely okay'd Min Min having coiled arms without her mask on.
>>514384814>Shes my wife now that she's popularI fucking hate meme of the month fags
>>514409214>I want a real mech fighter.Bowser, Jr.
>>514413926i love her expression in this one
>>514413720If I pull that off will you die?
>>514399370>>514399486>>514400145You want me to continuously take it off and put it on throughout the day? Why can't I just wear the damn thing the way I fucking please? If I'm at home, it's off. If I'm not, it's on. Simple, doesn't require constant adjusting.
>>514408178>that hip to waist ratio
Are the spring arms that hard to draw? Seems like the majority of art has her with normal arms.
ok google search minmin pregnant
>>514413313Best art in the thread, these are the kinds of gags Smash should be making.
>>514412872Gonna need a sauce on that
>>514413890I mean one that's big, heavy, and isn't piloted by an infant.
I can't believe my ramen shop server's possibly this cute.
>>514415736Come on man just look at rule 34 there's not many pictures of her... yet.
>>514415664ye, this artist is great
>>514415992I am anticipating a substantial boost.
>>514384814>Say something nice to her!Barely legal is good enough for me.
>>514413729>and the Smash trailerThe smash trailer shits on the lore.There should be no way Min Min works there without her mask on seeing how they can legit just go limp and long randomly. Even if it's not common it would be a strange risk to take.They just wanted a reveal by having her just look like a random Waitress. But I guess they don't give a fuck about lore given they couldn't be bothered to speak on it ingame. Or maybe next game they will actually tackle this.
Ramen daisuki shoujo Min Min!
>>514421839Is she wearing fake skin on her arms?
Min min... easy on the ramen...
>>514424027That's a weird fetish man.
claim yours, mine is bottom right
>>514424753It's probably more of an attempt to look normal.