/GoT/ GENERAL

/got/ General
QUEENS EDITION

Previously, on /got/ -

Season 7 spoilers -
Sansa reunites with Bran & Arya

Sansa rules the north as Jon goes south to pledge to Queen Dany

Jon hates Theon, but doesnt kill him coz of Sansa

Wall falls

Dany fucks Jon

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youtube.com/watch?v=aTT7FpHn1Xw
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twitter.com/AnonBabble

Yay!

winteriscoming.net/2016/10/14/big-spoilers-learn-jon-snow-bran-stark-get-season-7/

Chocolate cream liqueur by the looks of it.

You forgot the true Queen

I want to cum on her legs while she dildos herself on those rusty metal swords.

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Season 7 spoilers pretty much confirm that Dany will win.

It was inevitable.

The least I can ask for is Cersei and Euron in a perfect world fleeing to Casterly Rock to await a despondent Jaime.

FUCK GRRM

that's right bitches, I'm back from my undeserved two week ban

How do you have spoilers already?
And why?

Are they all getting fat?

Sophie actually got thinner…

it happens when you hang out with GRRM

munter

Thank you for the spoiler though

you're not welcome

Emilia always was a stocky girl

Is this locked or something?

That sounds boring and shit.

I remember some of those women having breasts, why do they all look like fridges in the OP image?

I suppose this'll be like last year's leaks where they're based off of seeing what's going on during filming, but not seeing actual scripts, and thus some of the details could be wrong, like the leak claiming that Dany would have her dragon burn the Dothraki leaders turning out to just be Dany burning them.

Cersei = Hillary

Tyrion = Trump

Tommen = Jeb

Sparrow = Bernie

Stannis = Ron Paul

Try and argue with this.

Stannis = Bernie

Euron = Trump

Daenerys = Hillary
Missandei = Huma Abedin

Sand Snakes = Jill Stein

Ivanka = Sansa
Tiffany trump = Arya

Aegon = Gary Johnson

GRMM = Obama

what did they mean by this?

There was an error, but it has gone. Thank the Seven!

who is this semen demon?

Maisie, Queen of Goblins

did she get surgery or something?

she looks like a human being in these pics

Das rite. It's because of the long hair. It gives an optical illusion that makes her look a bit taller, and she wears no makeup at all, and the costume is also nice.

Why is Sophie's skin always so greasy in most pics? Is that a side effect of living off Britbong food or something?

it's residue from all the cum she takes on her face each morning

I think they tried to make Euron Trump in the show though. Still Stannis as Ron Paul is spot on. Who would Ned be?

Thats not the Goblin Queen.

u wot m8

I think he made the Ron Paul Stannis comparison due to how Ron Paul saw all the shit that happens now coming is kind of similar to how Stannis warned of how corrupt the small council is and both gave people a chance to listen but they didn't.

Which game of thrones queen has the best Butt?

Renly

Why is that?

Kelly C - Queen Buttslut

But More importantly which queen has the beat sounding and smelling Farts?

I think you meant best sounding farts. Why is that even a question?

I'm pretty sure Shae could beatbox with her ass.

You officially stared into the abyss too long, user

Why don't you accept Maisie into your heart, user? Resistance is futile

Maisiefags going strong after all this time. It brings a tear to the eye.

If the only kingfag wasn't a kill, but life can't always be great.

Winter is coming
Maisie is staying

Never
#teamwaifu4life

Why was female terminator in GoT? I never understood that scene.

I wish we saw her naked

Nigga, there are lots of pics of her on the net

google.hu/search?q=faye marsay naked&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=638&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwignpjHm-fPAhULCywKHSASCecQ_AUIBigB

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You sure that not a ass double?

looks more like two ass doubles

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Oh the fridge
the fridge has always been known for

Is her neck photoshopped?

It's from the first episode, I'm not sure she was famous enough to have an ass double back then.

Not at all. It's the hair+the costume

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imagine what the outfit must have smelled like after four years

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inbred
british
goblin
sweat

But Aegon's taken Storm's End, and Gary Johnson is incompetent.

I hope to god they don't have him say "We will make the iron islands great again" in the show.

Knowing D&D, it will fucking happen.

ftfy, and tbh I have no idea who shane is.

probably their drug dealer

When will she do a graphic nude and sex scene in game of thrones?

So game of thrones will end with the same twist as Big O confirm?

With ass that big. She probably only recently gotten skinny. She rectum probably use to taking huge dumps.

When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. When your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child.

Are you a spambot? Or a Chinese person who uses google translate?

Nudity in Season 7

Major-
Emilia Clarke - boobs, butt in ep 7
When she fucks Jon Snow

Nudity/sexual violence in Euron scenes.

Random nudity from minor sluts.

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good
who?
who?

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They are all hideous British whores.
Lena is a liberal, Sophie is a slag, Natalie a coalburner and Emilia a fatass.

It comes to no surprise that Britain became a nation of sailors. Look at how ugly their women are.

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I want to eat out that asshole so bad.

so do it. talking won't get you anywhere

she is pretty annoying but I think calling her an asshole is going too far

10/10, would read again

youtube.com/watch?v=aTT7FpHn1Xw

So the new spoilers confirm Jon and Davos going to Dragonstone to meet Dany, and Davos and Tyrion going to King's Landing and getting rescued by Gendry from the Gold Cloaks, who is dressed in red and wielding a warhammer with a stag on it.

I wonder if the Brotherhood is trying to crown Gendry as a King of the people, like the symbol of Robert?

Additionally, Edmure is back and presumably at the helm of Riverrun once again.

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>Dany and Jon meeting at Dragonstone
>Davos going back to King's Landing with Tyrion for some reason
>Gendry coming back and claiming Baratheon heritage

What would be SOMETHING to you?

GRRM finishing an ASOIAF book

Well its about god damn time.

He will have a nice reunion with Arya, and they will become the happiest couple in Westeros

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All season 7 spoilers are true.
It's a Dany/Jon centric season. And it will happen in the books also.

Also have some details on S8. If anyone wants to know.

Bump

Please keep spoiling stuff.
The ride into the trash with this show never ends

Uh, you don't get to bump threads

That's a lot of confidence for a hired poster

I don't understand, there's no ship out there.

I want Maisiefag to watch this and still defend the show.

1. Milfu
2. Eatfu
3. Ayy lmaofu
4. ??????

4. Cocklehead

What is a cocklehead? The girl who plays Sansa is so plain. Why is she on TV?

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It's Sophie Turner's nickname around here
She wasn't, when she was younger
Sansa is "muh stronk wymyn who was raped and now kills the evil patriarchs", that's why

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The whole episode will be about her?

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Excitement intensifies. The biggest and the smallest girl will fight!
Aha, because Arya isn't smart enough, huh?

Unlikely but we're finally going to see her in action after the slog that was Braavos and she will no doubt get a lot of screen time.

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Then this feminist power fantasy is still worth a watch!

So far so good.
Foreshadowing that she will be his new wife
Good, this seems to be moving toward an ending, no matter how cliche it is.
This will be the highlight of the season, calling it now.
Disappointed, I was hoping he would figure out how to make dragonglass.
Who cares?
Now this is actually cool.
How is he alive/well? Hopefully this doesn't end up in some non-sensical plot elements.
In other news, water is also wet.
Clever. I like it.

So you won't read a short summary of the season but you're going to watch hours upon hours of this crap? Why nigga?

It's funny because this is what everyone and their dog has predicted since forever, Jon is a Targ and they're going to get their incest going again.

literally the only thing worth seeing in the new season

EVERYONE! IT'S MAISIE!

who says I am?

He said it, you've even quoted him

Then why would you complain about it being long if you have no interest in the series?

Holla Forums is full of people like him. They just come in to hate, but they don't want to spend time on the thing they hate

Arya has more important things to do, and I would rather Brienne killed by Jaime on the orders of Lady Stoneheart than this.

She's legitimately one of my favourite characters, and I will never forgive D and D for turning her into a travesty.

Like be very-very cute?
Brienne or Arya?

Pick one.

How the hell is this logical? Hobgoblins can't have important tasks?

OH THE FRIDGE
MUAHAHAHA

How is Chloe Moretz related to this matter?

How do I filter got threads?

Go to the Catalogue (if you know where it is)
Push Hide button (if you know where it is)
There you go

Brienne of Tarth. I might be the only person in the world that liked AFFC solely because of her chapters. They were comfy as fuck, and I have a soft spot for the sweetness of her character, probably because she's one of the few purely good souls in ASOIAF. Maybe it's because I'm tall, ugly, strong, and am similarly a bit socially awkward/spastic with the opposite sex

The show takes that and turns her into a dyke Terminator.

it doesn't work

I'm sorry

It's not my problem

The least they could do is have her fight the Others, which (may) be foreshadowed in the books by her dream about Jaime.

I guess all the main cast will fight the spooky snow skeltals at the end

Dany will smother them all with her big Targ ass and rule all of the known world in the end, I wonder how badly she is going to emasculate the night's king.

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I just don't see her ever being a big player in the game of thrones. She's basically still alive because she's a fan favorite, not because she will have any plot relevance in the future.

Saved

She will be the one who murders Cersei and or I dunno who. Also in the future, she could be the royal assassin for Queen Fatass

I only like that theory if she puts on Tommen's face or something.

Is this thread getting in the way of your daily cuck spam?

But Tommen is dead already. Do you think Cersei is desperate enough to accept her dead son to be alive again?

what do you mean?

I've made a screencap for future use

That's exactly what I think she'd be mad enough to do.

It'd get her off guard, she'd get close enough, Arya would pretend to hug/kiss her/whatever, like Raff the Sweetling…and then stab her.

It seems to be a favourite tactic of her.

*hers

This could potentially be neat but the last season will be GoT: Walking Dead Edition, we won't get to see much of that. I'd honestly rather see a spinoff series with her than king manlet.

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Man, you are sick

pottery

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I was really disappointed by the lack of knotting in the show, they made Ramsay so lame.

guess whose fault that is, George

In a good way?

White men, of course

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Trump’s fault, of course.

Come on, you know deep down that you like it.

what did she mean by this?

NO, it's horrible!

She means no entry for dogs!

What's the deal with Maize anyway?

it's what the indians called corn

Does Maisie like it in her cornhole?

only from dogs

Maisie is wonderful

is that her sugar mommy?

from now on, when people ask me why I don't care about ASOIAF anymore, I'll just show them this pic

What's ironic is that all three of those people are actually flawed, if not horrible human beings, in the novel.

So I prefer them to the Gary and Mary Sues in the show.

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She's a dumb whore that manages to fuck up every plan she makes no matter how simple, that's not a Mary Sue.

Mary Sues don't shit themselves in the desert and re-instate slavery, only this time with poverty and famine.

No, that's a female director from the set of Doctor Who

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Why are all the Targaryens such assholes?

Why do people act like any of this fanfiction bullshit is worth discussing?
At this point, I'm just here for the reaction images.

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That's such a shit Daario; I've always hated that pic.

He's meant to be hot and swarthy, like Johnny Depp, or Jason Momoa (and remind her of Drogo).

Pic one.

No, Dany thinks he's hot. Daario just looks swarthy.

Chicks dig him for some reason.


I trust a 16 year old chick who's always been told she's the most beautiful in the world to have a good judge of hotness.
It's about the only thing I trust Dany to be able to do competently

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member when GRRM was sure he could get Winds done by Halloween 2015?

when is sophie turner going to show her tits there is literally no other reason to watch the stupid ass show

Waiiit, it's not 2015 anymore? What goddam year is it?

I have to say that fatbitch looks quite tasty in that image.

I wouldn't mind sish-kebabing her on my pole if you know what I mean.

Lol good pic user.

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Even though the show deviates a lot from the books it is in broad strokes the same story. Jon is confirmed for being a Targ now for example. We know that Dany will bone Manlet Snow. Arya will get revenge for her family… TWOW is never ever so this is it, we're finally seeing where it all goes.

is that the man who knows nothing and queen fatass?

Yes.

What stunning predictions. Did you also know that lots of people will be killed by the white walkers?

why is he holding that book like it's a porn mag?

Actually we don't know that yet, could turn out to be a red herring. I think they won't get very far beyond the wall tbh.

Nothing would make me happier than a shitty, small war vs. the Others that ends up barely happening before everyone gets their bittersweet ending, just to piss off the Michael Bay fans that this show has somehow fucking gotten.

There's hundreds of miles between the wall and Winterfell. Plenty of room to slaughter anything that breathes.

It would be the ultimate cocktease and something I could see GRRM doing but I'm not sure if it would make it through the focus groups. Since they're doing a spinoff series they can't crash the show with no survivors.

I think the show will ultimately focus on the Mary Sues and the politics, maybe the WWs do something unexpected after they go beyond the wall? Maybe they're just not a mindless threat?

So that Reddit faggot was correct. Fucking dissapointing. I'm glad I stopped giving shit about the show.

GRRM is indeed a hack.

Focus groups, you say?


georgerrmartin.com/war-of-the-worlds/

This is what you get for selling away your soul and being a lazy hack, GRRM.

This has been well known since 1996.

Well, I started as a TV viewer and later book reader. I was willing to give him benefit of the doubt, but now it's clear GRRM is fucking clown. More importantly, he knows he's is nothing but a fat clown who got lucky.

GRRM will never finish the book.

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You are welcome to explain to me why were the previous GoT threads bumplocked

because they're full of ugly bitch pics and no worthwhile discussion

Just like any other thread here

all threads on tv get bumplocked after 24 hours how fucking new are you

Did you know Kevan Lannister had a 3 year old daughter waiting at home for him when he was murdered in the dead of a frozen night?

He died during the day though, in the early morning hours in fact.

Fuck off, kikes.

waiting to do what, sir?

So we must shitpost faster?

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Bullshit. They randomly lock up threads that are about politics or other boards, and they randomly locked up other threads as well

twitter.com/Maisie_Williams/status/791259045306957824

What did she (they?) mean by this?

Lily Allen will do anything to remain relevant. Remember when she got so jealous of based Theon's brilliant acting that she claimed she was offered the role of Yara and Alfie denied it?

No, because I only follow Maisie news

Lily Allen is another untalented dipshit who only got famous in the first place because she fropped out of the right vagina.

meanwhile, at the House of GRRM

You have to wonder if he has given up on the last two books after he missed his own deadline.

I wish he'd give up on living tbh

it'd help with the overpopulation problem

It amuses me (at the very least) that after mocking her brother so much, he's surpassed her in terms of popularity, relevance, and talent.

Theon'll be one of the few of the young actors to have a career after GoT. People consistently rate him highly like the more mature actors on the show, even on imageboards, which tend to be cynical.

Even with D and D's sub-par writing in season 5 and 6, he has helped carry those scenes.

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People know Alfie way more than her shitty songs at this point. It's like pic related.
And he is a waaaay better actor than she is a singer.

Sure, but after you've praised him to and forth, you didn't used his real name, and that's controversial

Out of the young cast, only Kit, Iwan and Maisie will deserve their long careers after GoT.

Sorry, not Kit, Alfie.

Kit will pull a Daniel Radcliffe and do indie artsy-fartsy shit.

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I'm ok with this, as long as there's full frontal nudity

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Maybe it's a femanon

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She wasn't going to last because most of her opportunities came from her family and they don't have the connections to permanently prop her up (unlike Cara Delevigne).

Women viscerally hate manlets.

sunset found her squatting

Post theme songs for characters

AMERICAN TOLKIEN
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I miss the Maisie Hour

Bump

I miss your mom

He gobbles up food for ten niggers, fat fucks like him help against the overpopulation. He also has no kids because he's too fat to fuck.

Maisie looks like Brian Peppers

the joke I was going for was that he's so fat he takes up as much space as several normal people

thanks based user.

Reminder that Stannis Baratheon is the most complex and layered character in the series.

That's because he's based on Tiberius from I, Claudius, the most complex character in the series.

Is Stannis kino?

What does this picture mean?

It's a dindu having a sexual emergency so they are taking him to the designated IR breeding grounds.

And why is there the ssssh sign when tehy are taking a picture?

Yes. He's basically a Shakespearean character in a pulpy genre-fiction series.

Because millennial women are fucking retarded.

That's a secret coalburner sign.

I'm excited for some wight hunting, its basicly a bunch of drunks going over the wall, kidnapping a dude and getting out. But shit, its going to be fucken hilarious.

you would know

S-Shut up you, I'm not some dumb slut obsessed with niggerdicks like you cucks are. I'm a sophisticated and refined girl with taste, which is why Jamie is my husbando.

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well, look who's crawled out of his cave

how's life in Maisieland?

It's very fine, almost exquisite.

Though, I miss my friend, Sir Maisiefag. He is MIA for 2 weeks now…

don't worry, he's safe and relatively unharmed in my basement

I hope he gets his Maisie portions

nope. I'm teaching him to live without Maisie

But that's IMPOSSIBLE!

Stannis was right

instagram.com/p/BMJTEOOhvSg/

For what? And what troops? Does the L sign mean Leamington Spa?

It's so irritating that I need to get a translator to tell me what the fuck does she mean, despite she is only 10 years younger than me

Could someone tell me what the hell is on her neck?

Also that bellybutton:1

Fatfuck is going to give us a cliched ending with Jon & Dany. Hope Preston Jacobs kills himself.

a flea collar

what a pleb

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I'm good with it. Dany and Jon kinda work together. They do have quite a bit in common.

Emilia looks a thousand times better as a brunette.

STANNIS WAS RIGHT
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GRRM is such a hack, I can't understand why he got so popular. Maybe the depraved kinky shit?

twitter.com/Maisie_Williams/status/792724387883577344

The only Kylie I know is Kylie Minogue and I bet she is referring to someone else, and this tweets means how important is to respect lgbtqnhjsdjkvbjsjbv people, migrants and Jews

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presumably the one Bruce Jenner squirted out before he decided to become a Wachowski Brother.

Second week without SIr Maisiefag
He is gone…

lol gay

He just ripped off Lord of the rings and added rape.

Predictable

wiat what do you mean "added"

is rose still working?

TLOTR+ RAPE = GOT

noooo

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not fat enough.

Maybe he finally got glasses. Your pic related.

Don't bully Emilia!

As far as I know, yes. Though her supposed big role with Vin Diesel in that witch hunter movie flopped, so maybe she will only get small roles from now on

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I wonder how she feels about Kit spending months with Emilia. I'd be quite upset.

Have folks read all the spoilers?

no need. we've known for years now that it'll be a cookie cutter fantasy ending where the pure heroes defeat the evil monster race and rule happily ever after

Dany and Jon go back to Dragonstone to discuss tactics in the war against the undead. After that they sail for the North, and on the journey make love for the first time.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"At the end of Episode One, Dany and her fleet land at Dragonstone. Nobody says anything. She walks up the steps to the keep, and we follow her through the building until she reaches Stannis' old War Room. She looks out the window at the land ahead that used to belong to her family. She picks up one of the chess-like pieces on the table and looks at Tyrion, who has followed her up. She says one line: "Shall we begin?" End of Episode"

They're going to win another emmy for this

Why? Would you go after Emilia if you had Rose?

I don't give a flying toss about them…

yes. Rose is ugly. no tits, no ass and a big old manjaw

All my omgs and do wants on the left. Just look at this sexy goblin!

Because Emilia is more popular, that would make any woman jealous.

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