When did Porn Parodies become better remakes than the remakes/sequels?

I mean its just getting ridiculous now

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Wow

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Yeah the Porn industry seems to care more about the source material than the movie companies.

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Are you implying porn hasn't always been better than the source material?

They don't, you're thinking with your dick.

Poor tommy gunn man, that theroux doc made me feel for the guy

Didn't someone cut out all of the porn scenes from some Parody and it was actually a decent movie?

Could you elaborate?

its the twilight of the porn stars doc, it basically follows gunn for a while and he says stuff along the lines of "anyone who gets into this business loses that sacred thing, and sex is a sacred thing, but this was the best career I could find, so its what I do"

Just watch it man, its pruddy gud.
I'm not doing it justice.

Why does this movie poster look better than the official TFA poster?

Who even faps to Sasha Grey?

The female lead isn't doing a Predator impression.

fuck you mang, the shorter movies were better

I doubt it.

quit shilling your porn company, shithead

That Xena actually looks pretty good.


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we've come full circle

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It's less messy, the official TFA poster tries to pander to both oldfags who were fans of the OT and reddit millennials.

Best non-George Star Wars tbh

They even picked one of the hotter and more popular Star Wars fapbaits.

It's a sad time we live in, when the producers of sleazy, small-time porn parodies display a greater understanding of the fandom than the billionaire kikes in Hollywood.

Probably because they don't submit to things like focus testing, forced diversity, and all the other things the number crunchers and gender studies graduates tell them should make bank.

I thought Moe was supposed to be ugly.

Since this one I think.

One thing I find immensely funny is how much feminists hate the slave Leia costume but yet that's one of the more popular ones for cosplay. Everyone loves what the kikes hate. JJ really wants people to hate the empire by ramping up the natsoc parody to eleven but he only managed to make them look like underdogs and a complete joke, accidentally breaking the boogeyman he tried to set up.

You can find multiple porn parodies with the porn cut out on youtube, and they aint half bad.

Wow, some of these things are better than the actual movies.

this is great stuff

One of these things doesn't belong.

You do know there were female pirate captains right?

Although they probably fucked most of the male crew to keep them in line. It's like an ancient historical beta orbiter system

No chimpanzee.

They've always been better. Pornography is the only true kino.

He had to sell his ZombieVan as well

I remember when they kept touting this as a millio dollar production. IGN did a interview with them before.

Ancient gold digger.

Bobbi Starr as Velma
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the star trek one had decent acting in non sex scene thanks to that fan trek Picard actor

too bad it goes back to "uh ah" shit as soon as they switch to sex

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Go back to Holla Forums if you want to cry shill at on topic discussion.

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Spiderbabe was a faithful adaption to Sam Raimi's classic

Would marry.

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it's definitely the women driving thing, because we all know that women can't drive

Leave.

Go back and watch TNG

That's a big cock

Take your own advice.

If they removed the Death Anus from the background it would be perfect.

Nigga get your eyes checked.

Who's the blond in the leather supposed to be? The first security officer?

For you.

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