New Paper Mario
WHAT THE FUCK. IT'S REAL.
IT MATTERS NOT. YOUR REPLIES ARE PAPER THIN
I hope it will be good but we'll see
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Does that confirm there wont be any direct anytime soon?
>>507969779>its real>no battle footageYou can't fool me the third time Nintendo
This looks like Color Splash, I thought everyone said Paper Mario was dead.
It comes out in 2 months? That’s fast
>>507969779Nice
>>507970306paper thin argument
>>507969779that is really something I wasnt expecting
>dude trust me bro the next paper mario will totally be a return to form just like Mario Odyssey and BotW, Nintendo's turning everything around!>new Paper Mario gets announced>it's Sticker Star 3And to think I was starting to get my hopes up just a bit
>>507969779WHAT THE FUG
>>507969779>Battle footage is one second of Mario jumping on shitNot falling for this shit Nintendo, nice try.
I just want an xp system dont fuck up please
>>507969779lmao, no direct confirmed for at least 2 months
>>507970802This was the direct, see you in 2021.
where my partners nintendo? where my unique character designs?
>>507969779>yet more "dude paper lmao"Goddammit Nintendo stopFUCKING STOP
>>507970802likely can't make a direct due to the virus
TRASH ITLMFAO
>>507970302There's like a split second of Mario jumping on enemies. Cheeky.Looks like you're earning a shit-ton of coins though, so no doubt you have to buy moves. Again.NINTENDO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
I miss when them being paper was a occasional gag and not the entire plot
>>507970950>Put trailers together>Slap on the premade direct transitions>Put it on the internetWould be worse than usual directs but at least it isn't this shit where they just tweet game announcements, which not everyone is going to see.
>>507971006They really are trying to kill this franchise, huh?
>Is going to be another Sticker Star>Releases the day before my birthdayWHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO ME NINTENDO
>Toad following you in one scene>folded Bowser in another>Kamek in anotherI swear these better be partners otherwise I'll rain unholy fire
>>507970302The ring shit you see in the trailer is part of the battle systemLooks like yet another attempt at some unique gimmicky battle system that almost definitely won't play out well, it never does
>waaaah I want the old paper mario!!!!!!!Bug Fables was exactly that and it flopped because nobody bought it.Face it, you're just whining, you don't actually want games like old paper mario. So fuck off with your bullshit
Nintendo's obsession with reinventing the wheel kills so many of their potentially good games
>>507971336Bug Fables hasn't hit consoles yet. This is the perfect time to highlight how we should be playing that instead of giving lip service to whatever the hell Paper Mario has devolved into.
>>507971336Bug Fables is coming to Switch at the end of the month. So even with this nightmare, we've got some salvation.>>507971404This is what kills me. Innovation is good, but don't scrap the entire thing every time.
>>507971336I bought it faggot kys
>>507971123This.Imagine if Mario became a game series about plumbing because Mario is a plumber. That's basically what Nintendo has done with the Paper Mario franchise. They've made it about paper, when originally the paper was just an aesthetic and not the main theme.
looks like color splashi hope the gameplay is better
>>507971698well it's shit
>>507971123Seriously, fucking hell the original game wasn't even called Paper Mario in Japan, it was just "Mario Story"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA OHHHHH PAPERFAGSSSSSSSREMEMBER WHEN YOU LAUGHED AT OUR DEATH BECAUSE IT WAS SOOOOOOO GOING TO CAUSE PAPER MARIO TO RETURN TO FORM? WELL WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?????
>>507972237literally who
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>>507971006>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT IT'S JUST LIKE THOUSAND YEAR DOOR>ahh yes sticker star 3 good job team!Is he a complete and total hack?
>>507969779>it's still shit>we will never get a true sequel to the original three
>>507972641>three
>>507972719Yes. Three. Super Paper Mario was dogshit compared to the first two but it still had SOUL.
>They'll never understood why we liked this>They will continue to double down on the garbage that was sticker star>No beautiful environments, no new multiple partners with varying personalities >Each chapter isn't going to have its own little story Why do they do this, I don't even need a sequel to paper mario that much, but how do they manage to ruin it every time, it's so difficult to look at
>>507972641>three
>>507970302youtube.com
>>507972871>Why do they do thisJust look at the comments in the tweet. There are people genuinely excited for this.
>>507971282It releases on my birthday user.
>>507970464Paper thin Weiner.
>>507973093I'm so fucking sorry user, I wish there was anything I could do for you.
>>507972891Super Paper Mario had shit gameplay but a great story, characters and writing. Every game afterwards has shit everything.youtube.com
>There are no mentions of stickers or cards on the website>BOO HOO ITS NOT THOUSAND YEAR DOOR>We haven't even seen much of the battle system>Partners are back>Grimmer storyguys seriously relax and give it a chance. i get that we've been stabbed in the back multiple times at this point but they are making steps in the right direction
>>507971334>>507970302>see brief glimpse of Mario jumping with Multibounce-like ability>then this
>>507969779Surerly this was worth putting in a directMaybe they are reluctant to put too much stock in it after the last few failed so hard
Hey QQQ
>>507969779>painfully unfunny puns in every text box>still using shitty gimmicky battle systemsWhen will they stop beating this dead horse?
>>507973435partners arent back tho
>>507972641Super Paper Mario is the reason we're in this mess to begin with. It played like complete shit, completely disassociated itself from the Mario universe caused the devs to course-correct hard, and revolving the plot around a love story between fucking clipart was beyond retarded. It's the worst Paper Mario by a country mile, I don't care if it made you cry when you were 11. I'm being completely genuine when I say I'd rather play Sticker Star.
>>507969779Partners are only back on the field. All battles only have Mario. Pic related.
>>507973725When it stops selling.
So when's the porn of mario, kameck, bowser juinor and bowser in the bathWell preferably just one of the bowsers, incest is lame
>>507973736>>507973764i dont know what this toad icon could indicate then other than partners, any ideas?
>>507970306Color splash can work, rpgs pretty much need good stories, side characters and worldbuilding to do good moreso than combat. The real issue is that they limit themselves in terms of character design and story and rely too much on the name and paper aesthetic.