Looking back, aren't night elves kind of dumb?>they are like other elves but their skin is pink and their hair green/blueI thought they were cool when I played warcraft 3 but now that I look back they seem kinda uninspired.
Looking back, aren't night elves kind of dumb...
>>507953685they are supposed to be feral, savage. Uncontacted amazon tribes of elves. This was portrayed only half-heartedly in WC3 and completely forgotten in wow
They're hot and have undead-tier animations. I like them.
I thought they were supposed to be sort of similar to the elves of lothlorien from lotr.
>>507953783I think they just copied Warhammer's wood elves>The Wood Elves, known as the Asrai in some tales, or as the Fay Folk of Athel Loren, are a reclusive, secretive and highly isolationist race of Elves that have long ago voluntarily split off from the rest of their kin, preferring instead to live out their lives in Nature's embrace beneath the enchanted forested canopy of Athel Loren. From here, they have learnt to dwell in concord with the seasons and the weave of life and death that binds all living things together. They are the defenders of the forest, guardians of all things natural and pure. For millennia, the Wood Elves have lived in this state of harmony, lying in wait and hidden from the prying eyes of the wider World.
Good concept ruined by shitty writers, especially in the MMO.
>>507954124How the fuck do they get so big and shredded only eating leaves?
>>507954856By simply not being vegans.
>>507954932Cool, thanks for sharing
>>507954124>get mommy to drive me to the store with physical games(not making this up, it used to be a thing)>buy WoW>read the manual in the car>"druids can turn into a bear">mfw>start the game>log on>hear muffled screaming in the distance>jolt upright as I hear something like two trams colliding right next to me>see some huge dark elf looking right at me>"ain't nothing but a peanut">dude's got veins on his veins>he's standing over a tram axle>play it cool and walk backwards without breaking eye contact>finally make it to a safe distance>get to a shopkeeper>figure I'll secure some provisions before I set out>end up having to run for my life as he chases me, screaming about scoops and challenging me to combat
Why is the transformation so seamless, bros?
>>507954932>matriarchy where the women run things and get food on the table while males have harems if they want but they can also always just fuck off for some years and get their peace in the emerald dreamwhat a fucking chad society
>>507953685They're a society that is run by women, what the fuck do you think?
>>507954932Jezus christ there is nothing left of this concept in the current NE.
>>507955842>>507956205>matriarchy>oh noes the demones are back, let's wake up the MENYou are the stupid.
>>507956521Whose decision was it to wake up the men? Thought so. Simper down.
>>507953970Warcraft was originally planned to be Warhammer game, but then Blizzard decided to go on their own way. Of course there are a lot of similarities with it. So yeah, they copied Warhammer.Warcraft could've been so good if they didn't abandoned the importance of saving the continuity instead of the "rule of cool" and pleasing stupid normies (races in horde, for example).
I know elves originate from a dark troll group chillin' around the Well and the natural properties of it changed them, it still feels strange to me how they have 5 fingers and not 3.
>>507956521Nightelves are a matriarchal theocracy, the sisterhood of elune is basically their government.
>>507956635Also there is Cenarius.>>507957686And Great Britain is also a matriarchy, I guess That is not how shit works.
>>507957686Love this picture. You're retarded. The priestesses have no authority over the druids.
>>507953685Night Elves in wow have been massively pussyfied. Especially in Cata and afterwards. Blizz threw away the savage and made them threehuggers and nice-guy druid people. The kiiiind of went back with the whole army of the black moon thing, but we have to wait and see if they follow through with it. ATM its a step in the right direction. But not more. Just a step.
>>507958031>>507958057Shut the fuck up, lorelets.>The Cenarion Circle, before his death still under the direction of Cenarius himself, took no active part in governmental affairs, as their numbers included druids from several other species. Though Archdruid Stormrage did take part in the government on occasion, the druids typically remained aloof.
>>507956945So which Old God is supposed to be based off of which Chaos God?
>>507958249That doesn't say anothing about them commanding the druids. Again, you're retarded.
>>507958031>Also there is Cenarius.Who is LITEARLLY FUCKING ASLEEP UNTIL THE WAMAN WAKE HIM UP YOU FUCKING SIMP. Face it, Bloodelves have the best lore.
>>507953685The feral, amazonian women concept was pretty good, but they ruined it pretty badly in the MMO, seeing that Alliance just can't win any actual battles against the Horde and constantly loses territory to them. And since the Orcs are literally on what was the Nelf doorstep, they simply get fucked constantly. Muh Orcs, muh noble savages.
>these retarded dark bug eyesWhy would anyone even do that? It looks absolute shit, the gleaming eyes are one of their best parts.
>>507953685I'm secure in my sexuality, that's why I play as a Night Elf female.
>>507958710Does your sexuality have an asterisk next to it?
>>507958358Where did I say that they command the druids?I said they rule nighelf society which includes most men. Not all of them are druids after all.>For thousands of years, the Sisters of Elune held by far the most power; as one of a small handful of kaldorei organizations to survive the War of the Ancients, with membership based upon aptitude and not lineage, high priestess Tyrande Whisperwind reorganized the order to direct the Sentinels. She herself became the sole ruler of the night elf nation, remaining that way for thousands of years.
>>507958528You are confusing Cenarius with someone else.
>>507958710You will soon chop your dick off because of autogynephilia.
>>507958801Then don't act like you're disputing it.
>>507958801And you are fucking retarded for thinking that a political party means a society is a matriarchy. Again, Great Britain is a matriarchy now.
>>507958802Well now they're both taking dirt naps and won't be disturbed by anyone.
>>507957047troll+magic=elves apparently
>>507958956You were replying to my post as if druids had equal say in the kaldorei society. They don't.>>507958968matriarchynouna system of society or government ruled by a woman or women.>high priestess Tyrande Whisperwind reorganized the order to direct the Sentinels. She herself became the sole ruler of the night elf nation, remaining that way for thousands of years.Stop being retarded user.
>>507957047Have elves always been mutated trolls, or is this a recent edition? Because either way, that shit's retarded.
>>507959391it's not new but it's not exactly old lore either
>>507957047I don't know why trolls having 3 fingers is completely fine to me, but gnomes having 4 makes them unplayable.
>>507959201So you agree that Great Britain is a matriarchy then?
>>507956945Warcraft was a rpg point and click game about thrall before it was an mmo we have now.
>>507959201They have much more say in their own affairs, given that they have any at all. They're separate power structures. I have no idea how women leading women is supposed to make it into a matriarchy. Nor where you get the idea that one of their absolutely fundamental institutions is somehow not a part of their society, now, because you can't wrap your head around jurisdiction?You are retarded.
>>507959542>>507956945Never mind, your talking a out the original game.
Hi!
>>507959454>>507959391been in since wow came out, at least
>>507959539Not him, but your comparison sucks.Great Britain is simultaneously a monarchy and a republic. The monarchy is arguably a matriarchy. The republic is a democracy.
>>507959539I don't care about great britain.>>507959643>They're separate power structures. The circle of cenarius is seperate indeed but they also don't belong exclusive to the Kaldorei and they also don't have any legal power over the Kaldorei government, dumbfuck.
>>507959719It would be weird to want to fuck deer pussy, right guys, haha?
>>507957686It wasn't until WoW retcon. The watchers, sentinels, driads etc are all decentralized entities with their own leader
>>507958249Nice WoW retcon lore hahahaha
>>507960039>The circle of cenarius is seperate indeedYes, so there's no sole authority with full jurisdiction. Talk about "The Kaldorei government" is nonsense. Calling it a matriarchy when men fall outside of theirs is laughable. You're retarded.You're also bringing up Tyrande taking charge of the fucking sentinels as an example of her commanding men. You are retarded.
>>507953685As with all elves they are meant for breeding.
>>507960413When, exactly, do men fall outside of the purview of Tyrande's government?Never. Cenarius/Malf's order only pertains to Druids - not exclusively Night Elves. And plenty of male night elves are not Druids, therefore there's no ambiguity as to who they serve.Plus if you had played a Druid back when the class quests were relevant you'd see very clearly in-game that Cenarian Circle is not an extension of the Kal'Dorei government.
>>507958249>warcraft lore>"The Cenarion Circle">"druids from several other species"You're fucking retarded.
>>507960241>>507960315>no evidencefuck off, it's clear that Tyrande was the supreme leader of the nightelven faction even in WC3>>507960413Are you so retarded that you don't understand that the circle of cenarius is aseperate entity althogether and isn't even strictly for Kaldorei? Not all nightelf men are druids and ultimately if there was a legal dispute in kaldorei lands the sisters of elune would always win.
>>507957686bred for thick human cock
>>507960113i hope you like ticks
EVER SINCE I WAS LITTLE AND WAS INTRODUCED TO WOW I WANTED TO FUCK A NIGHT ELF CUTIE WITH SHORT BLUE HAIR, BUT THEY'RE EITHER DYKES OR FUCK WORGEN AND ORC EXCLUSIVELY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS CIOMMUNITY
>>507959845The point is that a political faction compromising largely females does not make a culture a matriarchy. Night elves don't obey Tyrande because she is a female, she just happens to be one, and it's also largely because other important male characters like Malfurion are absent. Also another political faction being led by a man like the archdruids being able to oppose the government would be a laughable idea in a matriarchal society.
I played a NE druid in vanilla. You left Night Elf territory to go to a neutral zone that was half Tauren to do quests for the Cenarion circle. Non-druid NEs wouldn't be able to go there and do these quests. It's a different thing.
>>507960853>fuck off, it's clear that Tyrande was the supreme leader of the nightelven faction even in WC3Cenarius was
>>507960853>it's clear that Tyrande was the supreme leader of the nightelven faction even in WC3And when shit gets done her first instinct is to wake up Malfurion, the one with the actual bright ideas, calling the shots.
>>507960862After "night elves are vegans" and "night elves are a matriarchy" it was only a time until you primitive faggots would appear to make this even dumber. Now we need only the "Tyrande loves orc dicks" retard to complete this shittastic thread.
>>507960853Evidence is the fucking wc3 manuel and the game itself
>>507960998>immortal race (aka no need for constant childbirth)>supreme leader is a woman>military is mostly women>hunting is done mostly by women>gathering is done mostly by womenWhat about this doesn't sound like a matriarchy?>Also another political faction being led by a man like the archdruids being able to oppose the government would be a laughable idea in a matriarchal society.This is a laughable idea in Kal'Dorei society. Also the Circle isn't an internal political faction of the Kal'Dorei. It's not like The Order Of The Silver Hand.
>>507961143I don't deny that Tyrande relies on Malfurion, which is expected since they're married. Doesn't conflict with anything I said.>>507960998>The point is that a political faction compromising largely females does not make a culture a matriarchy. Night elves don't obey Tyrande because she is a female, she just happens to be oneWrong. >The Sisters are a major and active night elven political faction, and fulfil the role of magistrates, officials, and others for the night elven government.>The Sisterhood of Elune is the highest echelon of the priesthood that serves the goddess of the moon, Elune. The Sisterhood has remained exclusively female up until recent times.
>>507953685their skin tones are based; all of the other elves live in stone cities while the night elves live on a tree, in carved, bent, grown homes, and have moonwells 'n stuff. if you look at any race right now they're trivial because blizz is hellbent on making content out of reskins
>>507961143The Archdruid was off in the dream doing mysterious "important shit" for nature and the druids. Tyrande made the executive decision to wake the Archdruid up because they're at war and shit is hitting the fan. Whatever "important shit" Malf is doing, Tyrande decided this was more important.Once again, matriarchy at work.
>>507960972built for knots and orcs
metzen said they were drows but good.
>>507953685The point of them is they are a culture representing the sunset of an empire, the men are even all away hibernating as animals.
>>507960853>the circle of cenarius is aseperate entity althogetherYes, that's what I'm saying. It's an entirely separate jurisdiction. One which "the kaldorei government" has absolutely no sway over; neither their activities, nor their members. And it's an integral part of kaldorei society. Talk about "The Kaldorei government" is nonsense. Calling it a matriarchy when men fall outside of theirs is laughable. You're retarded.>Not all nightelf men are druidsThe sentinels aren't men.You are retarded.
>>507961648cant imagine a more insufferable fantasy race than drow
>>507961648Metzen is retarded tho. They are recolored wood elves.
>>507961943who cares about warhammer
>WoW lore discussion is forever ruined because faggots cannot help but copy paste from a wiki that cites the fucking chroniclesRemember that even Vanilla is only semi-canon. Anything beyond that is straight out.
>>507959719>I'll distract the enemy with my human-call>I'M SO WASTED, I'M SO WAAAASTED
>>507962023I'm talking about D&D.
>>507961335I repeat myself, provide evidence or begone.>>507961132>The Cenarion Circle, before his death still under the direction of Cenarius himself, took no active part in governmental affairs>>507961717The druids don't have any political power but they can operate freely in kaldorei society, there's a massive difference.Also there are nightelf men who aren't druids.
>>507962042>lore released by the devs isn't canon because i don't like it
Reforged was so fucking bad that I cancelled my subscription to Classic and have no interest in the Diablo 2 remasterAnyone who is still supporting Blizzard is basically in an abusive relationship
>>507961717>Talk about "The Kaldorei government" is nonsense.Where the fuck does this come from?If you played a NE Druid, it's very clear that you are a part of Kal'Dorei society and you answer to Tyrande. Occasionally you go do quests for the Cenarion Circle, but it's literally just class quests. This is like saying a human mage answers to Medivh instead of Wrynn
>>507962042>Vanilla is only semi-canonYeah, every WC game retconned the previous one. WoW is the worst one because it keeps retconning itself tho.
>>507961439Ah, I guess lions are a matriarchy too.Here is something for you: Give me one single piece of lore that outright states that women in night elf society have more rights, more privileges, more authority purely because they are women. And I'm not asking for your conjecture, I'm asking about a piece of lore that outright states something like this.Night elves have reversed gender roles because the writers thought that would be creative. But there is nothing indicating female night elves are better than the males because they are females.>>507961492That doesn't disprove what I said at all.
>>507962163Yep. Get used to it.
>>507962332You can screech all you want the only people who get a say in what is and isn't canon are the IP's rightholders.
>>507962146>The druids don't have any political powerThey sure do, over themselves. Which "The Kaldorei govenment" doesn't. There is no sovereign authority in Kaldorei society. You're retarded.
>>507962313>Ah, I guess lions are a matriarchy too.This is pretty widely accepted, yes.
>>507962146>Cenarion Circle even being a thing in WC3lol
>>507962313>Give me one single piece of lore that outright states that women in night elf society have more rights, more privileges, more authority purely because they are women.Here's two: Men cannot join the Order of the Sentinels or the Sisterhood of Elune.Women can still join the Cenarion Circle.
>>507962313Yeah it does, because men literally couldn't become part of the kaldorei government for 10.000 year and it's unclear if they can even raise in the ranks enough to become a government official in WoW.
>azeroth has Nelfs, Dryads, SpaceGoats and, most importantly, thicc short stacksWhy are human women so fucking boring, mates?
>>507962596draenei arent canon
>>507962470>They sure do, over themselves. Which "The Kaldorei govenment" doesn't.The Cenarion Circle has no political power of the Druids. Whatever Tyrande says goes. Tyrande says it's important to leave nature to the Druids.
>>507962428Try having some self-respect sometime.
>>507962680I'm not the one crying because people are citing official sources in their discussion.
>>507962679You don't need to act the part, you live it. I already knew you were retarded.
>>507962586This.>b-but Malfurion!Malfurion does not have any official position in the Kal'Dorei government. He is simply the strongest Druid and also the High Priestess's husband. He is only a de facto leader, not a legitimate one.
>>507962649They are not?
>>507962837no its wacky icky nulore ewww
>>507962780He is right though. If there was ever a dispute in kaldorei lands the sisterhood of elune has authority.
>>507962780Project harder brainlet
>>507962837They are. Not the ones you like tho.
>>507962742Just gonna keep giving you pics that will help you find yourself in these trying times.
>>507962586Because men were busy doing spiritual shit somewhere else. I could argue that there role is even more important than the roles of the female night elves and therefore their society was a patriarchy, because of the high privilege of being allowed into the Emerald Dream.
Literally the only way a male can hold ANY power WHATSOEVER in night elf society is if he fucks his way to the top.If that's not a matriarchy, I don't know what is.
Alliance is so lame, Jesus Christ
>add moonglaive for players after 14 years>only DHs can use itshould tell you everything you need to know
>>507963065>I could argue that there role is even more important than the roles of the female night elves and therefore their society was a patriarchy, because of the high privilege of being allowed into the Emerald Dream.But that would make you a retard
>>507962146the evidence is the fucking game : Malfurion is the one calling the shot, he's the one taking every important decision. The watchers never obey to Tyrande, Cenarius and his dryads are "allies", they never obey to her. Tyrande's job was to protect the borders of Ashenvale while the men were sleeping. That's it. The only big decision on her own that she took was freeing Illidan despite Malfurion orders. This implies that she never had any sort of power over him, quite the contrary.
>>507963065Maybe you would have a point if elune worship wasn't the most influential spiritual culture of nightelfs.Even the druids worship her.
>>507953685Looking back, aren't niggers kind of dumb?>they are like other people but their skin is dark and their hair curlyI thought they were cool when I played basketball but now that I look back they seem kinda uninspired.
>Actually the Silmarillion isn't even canon you fucking bootlicker
>>507963162As retarded as claiming their society is a matriarchy despite nothing indicating that they have more authority or rights than the male ones? Claiming they are a matriarchy because the current leading faction is mostly females, but not being able to prove that they are the current leading faction exactly because they are female, and not just happen to be female?
>>507962834He's the one who put Illidan to jail dumbass, decided to wage war against Azshara, etc. That's why Watchers don't give a fuck about Tyrande. There was no "Kal'Dorei gvt" until WoW retcons happenes because they wanted to streamline the Night Elves into another generic race to not make ppl jealous.
>>507963297Sorry user, but the Emerald Dream is an exclusive boys club. Therefore patriarchy.
>>507963253All you're saying is that blizzard's scenario writers are too misogynistic to respect their own established lore.
>>507962890>if there ever was>ifThere hasn't ever been one? There's not a single example of them ever interfering with Druid authority?Okay. Sure. Who said that, then? Where?
TYRANDE LOVES ORC DICKS!
>>507963475I can go as a female druid.
>>507963334I wish they'd treated WoW with half the respect LOTRO got.
Night elves at least have some fucking lore. Wyat the fuck did Tauren do exept "we eta every part of tyher buffalo" Or gnomes for that matter, or worgen wtf ever happend to Gilneas???
>>507963606And males can now be warriors and priests.
They were originally blue.I don't get why the fuck pink was introduced in WOW.
>>507963558So your theory is that even though literally all records explicitly state that the High Priestess of Elune has full authority, that somehow the Cenarion Circle (a neutral faction, mind you) quietly has equal-or-greater influence over Kal'Dorei society?
>>507963746Still can't be members of the Sentinels or the Sisterhood. Those are actually girl's clubs. Unlike the Cenarion Circle, which is co-ed
>>507963253>Malfurion is the one calling the shotsBecause he has a plan and she's listening to her husband like a loving wife. Doesnt mean she's not the one with the legal power behind her.>The watchers never obey to TyrandeMost of them do, except for those under the direct order of Maiev. And it's clear that they rebelled against her authority.>Cenarius and his dryads are "allies"they are not direct part of kaldorei society so yeah.
>>507963508Retard, their FIRST idea concerning the night elves was to make a society of wild amazons where the men had harems, slept while the women fought/hunted. Like lions. Read the fucking wc3 manual, the "boss" of the Night Elves are Cenarius and Malfurion. Tyrande just happened to be a princess and the leader of a religious cult who had to guard the borders while the men were sleeping.
>>507962680bro I bet you jack off to "death of the author" bullshit with other turbo litfags
>>507962042>>507962275Not even Chronicles are canon now. Oh sorry, "titan point of view". Nice excuse for writing a shitting lore."We are not terrible at our work, we know what we're doing. It's not a retcon, it's just titans were wrong."
>>507963897
>>507953685Actually they were really cool in WC3 and were ruined by World of Warcraft.
>>507956945Night Elves weren't realized until WC3, though. Long after they stopped being discount Warhammer.
>>507963718There was nothing to respect you schizo, warcraft was never based on any preexisting property, it was always Metzen and his art school fuckbuddies' coked out warhammer homebrew and all the supplementary material was written by bargain bin hacks like Knaak from the get go.
I want a night elf mommy
>>507962649don't listen to this retard
>>507963859There's no "legal" power. It's a society of primitive amazons who returned to nature after the wota. The only part of that society obsessed with laws are watchers/wardens, and guess what, they don't answer to Tyrande.>Most of them doNo they don't, play wc3. Maiev isn't here yet the watchers don't obey to her and instead attack her, even the keeper of the grove. >Cenarius and his dryads are "allies"Yes they were until WoW retconned happened, they aren't the same race but that doesn't mean they weren't part of this society. It's like saying treant aren't part of kaldorei society.
>>507955527Shapetweening.
>>507963785>High Priestess of Elune has full authorityI literally just asked your dumb ass to provide a source for this statement. Go on.
>>507964089Yes, and it was much cooler and less shit before WoW, and its countless nonsensical expansions with fucking time loops and killing the same villains half a dozen times and shit.
>>507962245>WoW retcons
>>507964503That's plot not lore.
>>507961526>the night elves lived on a treeftfy
>>507964345>>507964253Oh no no no
>>507964253>There's no "legal" power. It's a society of primitive amazons who returned to nature after the wota. The only part of that society obsessed with laws are watchers/wardens, and guess what, they don't answer to Tyrande.Bro just shut the fuck up. You can walk through Darnassus and observe a government. The Kal'Dorei are a fully-fledged member of the Alliance. Tyrande is indisputably and authoritatively in charge of all of this.
>>507964774"To police" can simply mean "watch over".
>>507964345Literally any of the flavor text in or around Darnassus.
>>507964881i'm not talking about WOW retconned dumbass.
>>507965084So you're wrong, then.
>>507964774They aren't guarding the borders against fucking druids, numbnuts.After failing to provide a single example of "the kaldorei government"(lol) ever superceding Druid authority, you said "If there was ever a dispute in kaldorei lands the sisterhood of elune has authority.".I asked you for your source. I'm waiting.
>>507965221no i'm not darnassus wasn't even in wc3 zoomer
>>507965084>>507965271What are you talking about, then? Your own WC3 fanfiction?
>>507965084wow is the latest source of canon on night elves, if you're going to be discussing night elves you need to be on the same page as the rest of us pal
>>507965256There isn't even an example of "Druid authority" to uphold. Druids have no authority.
>>507965413Since you couldn't find a single example of "the kaldorei government" ever exerting any form of authority over even a single Druid, they seem to be the only ones with any authority at all over the Druids.
>>507965552Literally go to Darnassus
>>507965413and that's not a source. And no fanart. I'm not sticking around for a fifth refusal to produce any form of evidence, so, have a good day.
>>507961770How come?>drizztIsn't him the only faggot, while everyone else is an edgy backstabber? The purest form of elf.
>>507961770>>507965715shit, I gotta re-read Drowtales.
>>507962293Artist name plz
user is gonna be in for a rude awakening when he finds out wc3 and its story was developed alongside the sacrilegious wow story
>>507965793I'm pretty sure that's google it, but I haven't really looked at too much of his stuff.
>>507965707I've given you the evidence twice already. You can go to Darnassus in-game. You can walk around. You can talk to the NPCs. You can talk to Tyrande herself. They will tell you.
>>507965871Nothing comes up because the image is edited, kind retard.
>>507956208And the concept never made it into the game so why cry over it
>>507965982Then use a better search engine.
>>507962874>wacky ickyfuck off
>>507965982Go fuck yourself.
>>507965789Shit, that's still going?
gentlemen? i have come to coom to night elf smut
>>507962596Uncensored where?
>>507953685It's really interesting how their culture can't necessarily be placed to an exact real world inspiration. Also calling them uninspired is disingenuous because your doing it from a post-warcraft environment for fantasy. They brought a lot of original takes and hefty expansion on underdeveloped ideas.It's kind of weird as fuck when people say something is uninspired 90% of the time they're talking about something that is unconditionally pretty inspired.
>>507968671
>>507965319>>507965336i don't give a crap about canon, yes i take wc3 lore over WoW anyday.
>>507968767Compare the cultural impact.
>>507968671Their WoW version is literally feminist hippies getting fucked by Orcs, yes this is 100% uninspired. Even the generic humans of Storwmind have more instersting stuff going on.
>>507953685My only problem with nelfs are their fucked up proportions and how goofy it makes them look. Like why give the males a fucking wasp waist line?
caring for stuff written by blizzard is just setting yourself up for disappointment >>507969040now this is cool as hell.
>>507968993There are a lot of basic and obvious things that are invisible to people with double digit IQs such as yourself.
>>507968820Fun fact: there is no difference
>>507969196??? This is literally all about the night elves in WoW : they are feminist hippies and they are getting raped by Orcs which is the reason why mega factions happened.
>>507957047The only thing I can't accept is that everything evolved from trolls. That to me is the biggest fuck you ever and I main a troll.
>>507969234Poor little zoomer who never experienced the golden age of video game.
>>507969383You clearly know this fictional race only from pornsites, the very reason why these threads are so trash.
>>507969486I found out about warcraft from a wc3 demo disc and played it religiously. You're an autistic faggot.
>>507969661And you were to poor to get the full game with the manual obviously.
>>507969541WoW lore isn't pornsite. Sorry you just realized that WoW devs love to selfinsert as Horde conquerors destroying your hippie race.
>>507963767No they weren't. They where always shades of purple.
>>507961526>players still can't transmog like that
>>507969959But you sound like some faggot making comments on a pornsite. Fix your semembrain.
>>507970135and that's a good thing!
>>507969759What does that have to do with anything
>>507970203Rape isn't always used in a sexual meaning dumbass. The Horde are destroying the Night Elves since vanilla. But yea if WoW lore had some logic, Orcs probably raped the Night Elves same way they did it to the Draenei.
>>507970135That was the exact moment when I realized I wasn't going to buy BFA or renew my sub desu
>>507953685>Be thousands year old night elf male>Sleep on your grove all the time while dreaming with thicc green dragons>Females watch for you, bring you food and clean you>Too lazy to shapeshift to have sex, the femoids would have to roll your fat bear body over to do it themselves>They wake up you 2 or 3 times every few centuries to slap some demons and shit>Rinse and repeat ad infinitumNight elf matriarchy, fuck yeah
>>507970285That you obviously didn't play wc3 to pretend that wc3 and WoW lore are the same. The night elves are the biggest exemple of WoW not giving a single fuck about wc3 lore.
>>507970408So then they also did it with the humans, but you faggots only show up in night elf threads for some reason.
>>507958351Old gods weren't a thing back then
>>507970135If they would allowed people to make pants invisible, it would be pretty easy, seeing that most belts these days are loincloth. But I can already picture the hambeast bluehair that nagged long enough form them to make everything invis except.. pants.
>wow lore
>>507970608Because we are talking about the night elves here jesus christ. But indeed that should be the case as well. That's WoW makes 0 sense the way the Forsaken and Blood Elves worship the Orcs.
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Nelf women belong to fat, knotted Worgen cock.
>>507970532developed by the same company, during the same timeframe, on the same game engine, but no they have completely separate loreand I did play wc3 you cocksucker
>>507970845and yet the lore is completely different. blizzard said that they didn't give a fuck about the lore when they presented WoW at the first blizzcon : If something doesn't fit the gameplay of WoW, they retcon it.
>>507957686imagine the smell
>>507970093The old WoW TCG had so much soul. Fuck Blizzard for killing it for HS of all things.
>>507963718Shut the fuck up, monkey nigger faggot
>>507971005It's their game they can do whatever they wantIf you don't like it you're always free to leave but no instead you're barging into actual discussions of actual lore then acting all indignant when people figure out you're not discussing the same material they are and ask you to leave
>>507971850>It's their game they can do whatever they wantNo shit sherlock. You said that wc3 lore and WoW lore were the same, stop moving the goalpost and admit that you are full of shit and never played wc3 or paid attention to the story.
>>507972575Up until cata everything that happened in wow was dealing with the fallout of WC3, TFT and WC2 It is the same lore, they retconned parts of it, and fleshed out others, boo fucking hoo
>>507971850>It's their game they can do whatever they want>If you don't like it you're always free to leave but no insteadThis is the death nail to any argument and any product/creator.It's NEVER a good thing to kick out people and try to box yourself in because nothing last forever but making you crash and burn faster is what this line of thinking does.TL:DR It's retarded and you're asshurt.
>>507971765>>507972124>>507972854>blelfDisgusting.
>>507972864>Up until cata everything that happened in wow was dealing with the fallout of WC3, TFT and WC2Yes it connected, but it doesn't mean that the lore was the same. It had obviously some elements in common. >It is the same loreNo. Night Elves for exemple have an entire different lore and WoW happens in an alternate timeline because Knaak and his dragons.
>>507972962Nobody is kicking you out, we're just expecting you to stay up to date on the game's lore developments if you want to discuss it.
>>507973384>Nobody is kicking you outYou're fucking retarded my guy. You just said leave. Why are you trying to run it back now nigga. You said what you said now sit on your throne of tears and ass pain.
>>507971850>You love Warcraft.>You realized that WoW fucked over Warcraft's story/lore and you don't like it.>"lol just leave fucking hater"Also, using words "actual lore" in regards to World of Warcraft is really hilarious. Good one.
>>507973384WoW lore is garbage, period. >in before "muh activision"TBC was the worse.
>>507971850>>507972864>>507973556Is this nigger serious?
>>507973556Leave if you don't want to discuss the new lore, yes. If you want, you're welcome to come back once you know what the fuck everyone else is talking about. >>507973579nobody is contending that
>>507971850>>507973384t. Disney's Star Wars fan
>>507973783>Leave if you>>507973384>Nobody is kicking you outAmazing how you contradict yourself only ONE POST LATER AGAIN.Fucking retard man lmao.
>>507973905more takey meds, less makey threads