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Everything about Balamb is so dream-like and unsettling. The idyllic design, the students running around and chatting, the fucking music.Whenever I think about it, I feel uneasy.
>>507755480i think the music is really calming
FF8 is a really bad game
>>507755480Me too. It’s unnatural and unreal
>>507755596Hot take ya chimp
>>507755480>>507755613You definitely wouldn't guess it's a Military Academy if you just visited as a tourist with no foreknowledge I mean right next to the Library is a mini Jurassic Park for fucks sake
>>507755243based
>>507755734A military academy that specialises in magically implanting ancient ayylmao guardians that eat away memories in exchange for power.Plus they definitely put something in those hot dogs.
>>507755734Imo the whole of FF8 has a dissonant dreamlike quality to it. The whole game just feels so weird
>>507755879Esthar especially feels like a fever dreamand that's BEFORE the moon starts crying monsters and Squall goes to fucking space
>>507755596It's almost unbelievable how good it is, actually.
>>507755596ff8 should have been a card game. the actual story and characters are stupid and boring.
>>507755596mechanically it has issues if you don't like breaking systems over your knee, and insist on playing it like other FF games, but it's actually one of the best ones fite me irl
>>507755596Game is great. No PS1 game was bad.
>>507756570I would legitimately play Triple Triad if they made it its own game
>>507755243>>507755596>>507756570Hear me out. The plot of FF8 would be exponentially more interesting if the roles of Seifer and Rinoa were swapped. Think about it.
>>507756570Whatever
How many Anons have went to Balamb Garden over the years?
>>507757517I'm there right now, bro.
>>507757558Are the hot dogs really that good?
>>507757745That would be telling.
>>507757517What's the fastest, most painless way to get there?
>>507755243Does the remastered version have any decent mods?
>>507755243this would reek of chlorine or musky piss btw. think disneyland
>>507758626We all know your fetish now . . . thanks.
>>507758626Nah, it'd smell slightly salty. Balamb is near the seaside, after all.
>>507758078tee hee
>>507755480And when I was 14 I wanted to go there so bad.
I'm a hardcore fan with FF8, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Balamb Garden where I would often train with Zell in the training center and help Selphie with the Garden Festival, but one day as I was talking to Selphie, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Headmaster Cid and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for SeeD, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Cid said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
>GunClearly you are absent of creativity
If you go to Balamb Garden now, it would already be overflowing with Anons who went earlier and have fucked all the girls there.
>>507755243>have the perfect Harry Potter-esque "School of mercenaries, guns and magic" setting at the start of the game>you graduate within the first 30min>game becomes a wild goose chase over some thot with a dog and an evil witchman they should've made the Balamb Garden merc school thing 3/4 of the game and it would've been better. Still my favorite FF game though.
Be sure to equip your GF before going into battle.
>>507756983I agree actuallyGay romance in space is far more appealing than forcing Rinoa onto Squall's dick Rinoa with an overlarge sword doing Laguna's pose in battle Seifer launching his dog with a much larger version of whatever the fuck Rinoa was using. possibly a canon now. That awkward concert date but its Seifer instead of RinoaI think you might be a genius, user
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>>507755480>>507755613Did you guys have no friends in school, did you go to school in a fucking hobo land or something? People run around, chatting up, playing music, and all sorts of shit all the time. Its a pretty normal school setting, it just happens to also be an anime military fight shounen school for the gifted trope.
Remake when
>>507761058I hope never. As much as I would love it with modern graphics, I refuse to listen to Kitase. He'd rather insert the squall is dead theory, than R=U (at least it makes sense in context of some things), and would rather bring about death of an author over a fantastic game, than just let it be. Let FF8 be the good game that it is.
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>>507759529Wry u gun big man? Wry not gun... brade!
Who was in the wrong here?
>>507761058I don't want one, they would ruin everything I like about the original
>>507761785No harm no foul, chicken wuss.
>>507761785Seifer is usually the one in the wrong honestly.
I started it a couple of days ago, how do even play the card game?
>>507762542press square near npc
>>507762542Just look up a guide, its basically black jack.
>>507760726I interpreted him differently, that it'd be like they go together because they're both gunblade users and maybe they could do classic cross-slash combo attacks or something, and they'd start as rivals that way and develop as lovers naturally, since like you said Rinoa and Squall had zero to negative chemistry.
PC version or PS1 version?
>>507761058youtube.com
>>507763815this one gud tooyoutube.com
>>507764060all r gud
>the Random rule
>>507755480what a faggot, it's the most relaxing place, I would love to be SnEED
Favorite GFs?I always liked Quetzacotl even though he's the first one you get
>>507761785Zell was in the wrongSeifer was appointed leader for the mission, so his orders are absolute Don't like it don't be a fucking SeeD
>>507764276brothers
>>507761785zell, he's just the worst, I can not like his one-dimensional spazz and aloof cheeriness, what the fuck
How do you even use filters right
I want to shoot my SeeD inside Quistis
comfy
>>507764276Diablos and Alexander
8 is probably the only FF of the ones I've played that I just completely disliked the story and mechanics
>>507755480t. lib/western "communist"the weak fear the strong"if you're communist, how did you get so fat on communism?!"
>>507755243Balamb GardenBed
>>507755596whatever
>>507764610Same, but with Rinoa. I need my spoiled rich girl.
>>507766631>>507764610I'll take Fujin thanks
>>507757745yes because they're beef franks, not chicken/pork/turkey garbage
>>507766781How does she talk bros? Is it Robotic and deep, or soft and quiet?
>>507766961>soft and quietthen LOUD
>>507766907We can't let Galbadia get their hands on them, defend them to the death