Here's your new weapon, bro

>>507744083Lol that was funny

>>507744083Japanese """humor"""

What the fuck is going on?

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>>507744083I don't care that hammers are useless in xb2, I love electra

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>>507744083When do we get to nuke them again?

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>>507744083I'm really conflicted on getting XB2. On one hand, I hate garbage like this and the game seems filled to the brim with it. On the other hand, I want to play a long JRPG with deep gameplay systems and a huge interesting world.

>>507744083Raiko is shit, Ursula is better.

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This is the type of game where people lock their doors so people don't walk in and laugh the moment they see your screen.

Here's your new spear, bro

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>>507744083She cute, but isn't she trash?

>grown ass men are excited for this

>>507744083what the actual fucking fuck is this cringe

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>>507744083Its shit like this that I have a love hate relationship with Japan.

>>507746868stay mad sjw cuck head

>>507744083cuter than the man pretending to be a woman in TLOU

>>507746707Literally never left my party from the moment I got her.

Electra is very cute

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>>507744083>>507746707Thank Christ that this is coming out in a couple weeks! I can finally play a real XC game again

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>>507746603her affinity chart is a goddamn nightmare

What's the problem?Her design is cute, and her antics are pretty funny.

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>>507746707unethical

>>507746707based, best spear spamming l1 specials all day

>>507746370>the game seems filled to the brim with itJust stick with blades with no Chuunibyou tendencies like Perun, Dahlia, D U M P L I N G S, Wulfric, KOSMOS or Gorg (there's more), and you'll do fine. Even the loli blade OP posted is actually pretty tame; she's just a loli who can't control her powerful electric powers yetI also dislike over-the-top anime cliche, but XB2 is tame even on the final moments where the plot is leading you to "kill Jesus's Twin Brother"

>>507746707>black girl is a spear useryikes

>>507747023You haven't seen anything yet.

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>>507746707Only decent DPS blade I got. I literally never pulled anything else aside the fire axe dude (who is based but Pyra exists) so she carried my first run.

>>507744083HNGGGG so cute!so super cute!

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>>507747586why does her attire feature a navel window, dude

>>507744083>Get a bunch of guest artists to design your blades>90% of them are just cute girlsThey really should have put more guidelines in place. For every cool blade like Perceval there are 5 creatively bankrupt coomer idols and it's fucking dumb.

>>507744083>playing in englishIshygddt

>>507744083Ursula is cuter and actual daughteru material

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>>507746370You aren't required to use the cringe blades but there are animu cutscenes

Here's your mommy blade, bro

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>>507748594>creatively bankrupt coomer idolsWE

>>507744742>nintendo game>saleYeah good luck with that

This is my weapon

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>>507748748M I L K

>>507748594>the closest blades to a beast rare blade besides Deomarch are Wulfric and DahliaI hate it

>>507744083>Freezes in air for gacha pose>continues blinkingthats some naked gun shit

>>507748174its okay to have more than 1 blade in the same element user. Dagas is very based and he fills a completely different role from pyra. In fact, almost all DPS rare blades are great

>>507748594I get the feeling that the director really didn't have a problem with that.

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>>507744083Xenoblade 2 is truly just coomer-bait shit

>>507748681>40 year old woman trying to sound like a shy little girl in the dubFucking why.>>507748748>texan accent in the dubFucking WHY.

>>507744083>cute and funny>navel window>>507746707>extremely jiggly boobs>brown>>507748748>mommy figure>MASSIVE FUCKING MILKERS>"I do declare"

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>>507746053we don't, we nuke you and people like you instead. in fact, everyone that doesn't like the shit in the op is getting nuked.

>>507748748>designed by Risa EbataWhy do women do the best ecchi and hentai?

>>507749197>>507748642

>>507749197Imagine leaving the english voices on any longer than the first 5 minutes

>>507749197What kinda retard do you have to be to play this game in english when it has dual audio?

>>507748748>great design>broken ability>southern drawl accent>makes sjws seethe yeah, im thinking this is pretty based

>>507749420>>507749308I switch back and forth between the two to compare.Morag sounds like a man in Japanese and Nia's welsh accent in english are great, and it's almost worth leaving the dub on for those two alone.But then Pyra or one of the blades open their fucking mouths and welp it's back to Japanese.>>507749476XB1 had a fine dub, there's no excuse for this one to be as terrible as it is.

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>>507744083God bless Monolithsoft's guest artists.

Here's your other spear, bro

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>>507749769Show me my gun

>>507749878No guns. Only cannons

>>507749965same shit, show me kos-mos

>>507749627>XB1 had a fine dubNot really. It was much better than XB2, but still pretty bad.Then again, you think Morag sounds like a man in japanese so you clearly have impaired hearing.

>>507746707based spear chucker.

>>507749241u pedo?

>>507744083people keep posting these summons or small clips of these semen bags but how's the actual combat with them in it? do they fight? is there animations? show some gameplay ffs

>>507749769I'm gonna KILL praxis!

>>507748748yes

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>>507749769are her boobs real or are they actually literal water balloons

>>507748516Why not?

>>507750123youtube.com/watch?v=1TsPyajVyD4It's basically autoattacks with a series of positionals/situational abilities called Arts and every now and again you do a QTE for more damage.

>>507749627Bad direction. Fun fact, Rex's voice actor is a live actor that have been on the big screen before. The fact that he was terrible prove that it was terrible direction.

>>507744083C****

>>507750134

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>>507746707Ma'am please pull down the back of your skirt

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>>507750282Nah, her tiddie is real.But don't even front, you'd be highly turned if she wad flat as Theory under thereI know I would be

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>>507750369>That scene right before Pneuma awakens>Rex is visibly yelling>His Jap VA yells so hard his voice cracks >English just sounds mildly constipatedApparently NoE didn't give the VA's any context for their lines or let them watch the cutscenes they're in to avoid story leaks. Also why hire someone with a British accent if you're just going to force them to speak with an American one the whole time?

Here's your angry big-titty goth weapon, bro

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>>507747936Explain yourselves, weeaboos.

>>507745937cute

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>>507746603Ursula was my first rare blade and the completionist in me demanded that I finish her afdinity chart. I feel like my enjoyment of the game was hampered by having to constantly open the menu every few minutes to send out teams.

>>507751436As much as a letdown I think Xenoblade 2 was from the previous games, that scene is tucked away in a sidequest with fairly high prerequisites and is supposed to be hard to watch.

>>507751436A sidequest involving a bet with the stakes that the loser has to do an embarrassing dance. They both lost. I don't really know, I never did that one.

>>507745042I thought so too, but Poppi alpha is a fucking amazing character so my stance has softened slightly.

>>507751078Pretty modest bust in the context of XB2 desu

>>507748594They wanted the gacha audience. Japs are testing the waters to see if they can get away with ripping off players in regular games too

Reminder Xfag made this thread arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/7eHXNsruDOsMIROi78Pbkg/

>>507748798I just got splatoon 2 on sale so I can wait.

>>507749685Nim's design is disgusting

>>507751771Poppi's the only decent character in the entire game so hardly fair to use her as an example of anything

>>507751684It was a tie, but everybody else was pissed at them for being annoying with their contest so they called that they both lost.

>>507748748What's Sheryl Nome doing in this game?

>>507749197>texan accentI will now buy your game

>>507746707>I will uphold virtue>gives her spear paizurihot and lmao

>>507751436Optional cutscene a shitposter loves to use as ammo trying to claim the ENTIRE game is like that:arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/7eHXNsruDOsMIROi78Pbkg/

>>507744083The thumbnail looks like goatse.

I'll now buy your game.

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Here's your furry weapon, bro

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>>507744083who the fuck plays this shit? who's the demographic?

>>507754281me

>>507752910>910 resultsSomeone posted that exact webm 910 times?

>>507745042She's a thunderstorm. Thunderstorms produce a lot of noise and falling water, like someone throwing a fit. Zenitsu form Demonslayer has the exact same joke.

Where's my yandere personal love-doll, bro?

>>507754281same as every nintendo game brother: children and perverts

>>507744083Legitimately for five-year-olds.

>>507750729Fun fact: theory actually is my wife!

>>507754008I wish Roc was the tank bird and he was the DPS bird. Tank hammer is fucking worthless.

>>507755174soon tm

>have 200+ hours in Xc2>farmed legendary cores for hours and cracked them open>still don't have some of the rarer blades

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>>507757221>do 4 hours worth of shit>finish up in arena land, having just unlocked Elma>leave arena land so I can save>game crashesI haven't gone back since.

>>507756270ok thx

>>507751436>weeaboosback to twitter tourist scum

>>507744083Fuck you fagBecause of pants shitters like you posting this shit I thought XBC2 was shit until I played it after waiting on it for 2+ yearsIt was greatI thought Holla Forums was my hen but it turns out you're just a SNAKE

Here's your green military Cerebella, bro.

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>>507744083Why the fuck is a core mechanic of the game a gacha

>>507744083This is so fucking retarded

>>507754281This game was made for me

>>507761040don't like it, don't buy it, pretty simple. What's retarded to you might not be to some.

>>507746707I would marry a real girl that looked like her in a second.

>>507754419Yes

>>507748516Japanese have an saying : "“Hide your belly button, or the god of thunder will take it away.”Supposedly it's mean to encourage children to wear warm clothing during storms since temperatures can drop quickly due to the rain. So she's a dumb kid because she intentionally leaves her belly-button exposed, but she's already a god of thunder so it works out okay.

>>507744083cant wait for DE to come out and all xb2 fags kill themselves

>>507764239uh huh

>>507746707>black>not at least delicious brownNope.

>>507746707god i want to ruin my bloodline and racemix with her

>>507748748>no DYOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB AND YOU BLEW IT

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>>507744771Shut the fuck up hag lover

>>507744083She need pedos cocks.

>played this game sometimes with my wife next to me>her face of disgust at some of the scenesI had a huge smirk whenever some cringe came on

>>507764953>her face of disgust at some of the scenesJealous as fuck

>>507764239well i'm the god that'll stick my tongue in it and she's got no protection against that

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>>507747495>Real XCThere are two. There's also a spin-off. All 3 directed by the same individual.XC1 and XC2 define the series, cope

>>507760876

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>>507751078Took me so long to get her

Fuck gacha. Fuck merc missions. Praise Torna.

>>507765565The gacha sucks for 100% playthroughs but I unironically think it makes first time and replays more unique and better, especially now when all the god tier blades (minus kos-mos) can be easily acquired via quests or the noppon challenge thing

>>507765147Isn't that like sticking your tongue on an electrical socket?

>>507765886Why would you ever replay this shit without NG+? Going through all the sidequests again is pure hell. It's Monolith's biggest problem imo.

>>507766020Bringer of chaos you fool.It's a legit challenge. One of the hardest of any jrpg

>>507766136lol

>>507766202Try it if you think it's not

>>507766828No way I'm going through that gacha bullshit again. I'd rather play any other Xeno game.