DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T SEE ITLOOK UP AT THE SKY

Elder ring come out 2marrow! lolXD jajaja! JK! Sorry if im a little bit random (^_^)

OHHHHHHH COCK RING!

I want a full fleshed out online experience. I wanna live my vidya dream in being an archer assassin. Idc, I will invite your world and wait at a spot for hours until you walk by on a mission and I will assassinate. I did the same thing in Red Dead Redemption 2 online, I camped untop of a mountain and role played a bounty hunter assassin with my sniper, sometimes 4 hours would pass and I wouldn't see anyone but when I finally do, my god it's exhilarating!

>>507669341CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE IT...OooohoOOHoooohooHOOOHOoooHOHOHO!

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SHATTERED

>>507664664NOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>507666351Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh golden boy!

>>507664764shut the fuck up!!

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THPS, just got this text from Tony.

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>>507664664Don't get excited it's just a new Tony Hawk gameScreencap this post

>>507669191rAwR ^w~

>>507664664>>507664664>>507664664ELDEN RING! ELDEN RING! ELDEN RING!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH!!!OOOH... ooh… oh, OOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOHH!!! ELDEN RINGELDEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!AH *slam slam* (slam)! *raises hammer* (hammer)! AH *slam slam* (slam)!*raises hammer* (hammer)! GOOD MATERIAL!!! AH *slam slam* (slam)!OOOOHH!!! I WANNA SMASH DAT GOLDEN, TIGHT HOLE!! *raises hammer* (hammer)! AH *slam slam* (slam)!.9167 GOLD, 03 SILVER .053 COPPER. 1/2OZ OF PURE GOLD!!! IMAGINE HOW FUN IT WOULD BE TO MANHANDLE THAT TINY RING!!! I‘D JUST WALK AROUND THE SMITHY LOOKING FOR THINGS TO BEND IT WITH AND SHATTER IT!!! OOOOOOH THAT TRAILER WAS SO HOT! OOOH!… oooh… OoohOOHhoOho!!O!!!OOOOHHH!!!! YOU ARE TEASING ME WITH THE SILENCE! TEASING ME WITH ONLY ONE TRAILER!!! OoOOOHH!! EVEN THE XBOX STREAM FAILED ME!!! OOoOOoOH!! MORE! ELDING RING!! MOREEEE!!! THAT FAKE TRAI---- NooOOOOO!“!!! HUURRRRRR!!!!! DURRRRRRR!!!!! IT WAS NOT REAL!!!1 OH… IT‘S NOT OUT YET! THE FAKE TRAILER REMINDED ME!!!1 THE RING AND GAME TOO…E L D E N R I N G I S N O T R E L E A S E D ??? HUURRRRRDURRRR !!!!!!!!!REEEEEEEeeEEEEEEeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!FUCK! THIS! I GIVE UP! I GIVE UP SUCH A 10/10… wh… what? Look? The ring. It‘s on the tip of my dick? The ring is on my dick‘s tip! OOOH THE RING IS MOVING DOWN!! SLOWLY!!! ALL THE WAY TO THE BASE! UUUUUUUUUUHHH !!! AND UP AGAIN! THE RING IS JERKING ME OFF! I FEEL SO RELIEVED…. THE WORLD IS NOT THAT BAD! OOOOOOOooOOOOOooOOOOOOOOHHH!! HURRR!! THE RING IS WITH ME!! OOOOOOOOOHH!!!! I DID IT, MIYAZAKI!! OOOOOOOoOOOooOOOOOoOOOooOOOOOOOOOOHH!!!!!!!!!! I CAN DO IT!!! I CAN BREAK THE ELDEN RING!!! OOOOOOOoooOOOoooOOOooOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!MIYAZAKI-SENSEEEEEEEI!!!!! OOOooooOOOooOOOHHH!!! SEKIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! OOOOooOooOOOoOOOoooOoooOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOooOOOOOOOoooOOO DEMON‘S SOUL!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOooOOOoOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAY MY WISH COME TRUE!!!!!!!!! TO THE ELDEN RIHHHHNNNNG

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CANCELEDANCELED

>>507673658BY SOME ONE

>>507664664So the Tony Hawk shit is the thing that's happening in half an hour and then tomorrow there's a showcase?

>>507673908Pretty muchYou can go back to playing games now instead of F5'ing game sites

>>507673767OR SOME THING

>Vergilfags and Soulsbabs latching together onto every upcoming vidya event

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>>507674762At least ebin ring was announced in the first place

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>>507674762>VergilfagsFuck off fag

TONY FUCKING HAWK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>507677730It's more than one game, though.

>>507669341what do cockrings even do besides trap blood in my dick. Is there any point to wearing them when you don't have erectile dysfunction?

>>507674762>VergilchadsImagine a character so monolithic that the community itself makes him fully playable before the actual company does

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ohhhh shit, is there actually any chance

>>507681546IT'S LE HAPPENNINNNGGGER

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OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHE L D E NRING

>>507682636its always a fucking 50/50 chance, just have to have hope

>>507664664OOOOOHHHHHHELDEN RINNNGGGGGvocaroo.com/aVRvMf3VYa6

>>507682636>inb4 new fast and the furious game trailer

>>507675509AAEEEIIIIOOOOOOO

>>507667172>a few days agoDo you remember the actual date? I wanna see.

>>507667172>>507685876NVM it was very easy to find.

>>507664780OR SOMETHING

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

THAT WHICH COMMANDED THE STARS

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>>507664664THREE HOURS BROS

>>507688875That post was made 3 hours ago.

>>507688875bro

Screencap this. It's not a game or a console but its gonna be Epic

>>507689389whats going to be epic

it's over

>>507679662>Imagine a game so mediocre after 20 years of waiting that people have to beg for scraps of news at a possible DLC that would include something worthwhile

OOOOHH yes most certainly. When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for the early release, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.

>>507692989ohhhh

>>507692989This delay... the ooohhposting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to release it.

I doubt you could even imagine it.

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It's not going to be Elden Ring

>>507664664>it's just a Kojima game

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>>507694308i would be so pissed

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OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH THE CALL OF DUTY OF ARPGS

>>507675390wtf that one bred is moldy

*breath in* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo *pant* *pant* *breath in* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH ELDEN RING

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>>507664664Geoff already confirmed it's a ps1 remake

>>507694308It would be pretty based desu

>>507694886It's a full event with multiple reveals, retard

>>507694768No no, that's Elder Ning

>>507664664>ELDEN RING

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>>507664664Why are people so excited for this, the premise is super generic, From is only capable of making the same stale souls gameplay and George R. Martin is a fat retarded hack

>a “surprise game reveal” planned for May 12 at 9:00 a.m. PT / 12:00 p.m. ET.wo what was it?

>>507695486It's Half-Life: Calhoun

>>507695625no seriously did they not reveal it yet or what?

>>507679163Vibrating ones can be fun for you/her (mostly her). Nothin like going balls deep then tilting the vibrator on her clit. You can kinda angle ur dick or put it around ur balls too idk. Different textured bumpy one mid shaft could be neat (for her) but would probably squeeze too much unless you size it right.

>>507695698tony hawk remake

wasn't it just this?

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>>507696364That was todays event, tomorrows event is not a new game reveal.

>>507696364they're announcing more tomorrowhopefully a lot more because tomorrow is the entire show and June/July is just EA and Cyberpunk shit

>O LE ELDEN RING XDHoly fuck you faggots are insufferable

>>507696768cope

>>507697038The only one coping is you, you begging for Elden Ring trailers at every fucking videogame event.

>>507696768How dare we make fun of or use stupid phrases originating from a trailer for an upcoming video game that we will talk about on the video game board Holla Forums of 4chan. Oh how fucking insufferable it is to stay on the topic of the board: video games. Oh but how cringe it is to indulge in discussion and postings about video games.I hate you. I hope you die.

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>>507697341cope

>>507697398Go market your shitty game on reddit

>>507664664OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

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serious question what do you feel about the trailer?

Reminder that From only shows new stuff during big events

>>507675509Newfag

>>507697593

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>>507693737WHY RELEASE IT

>>507698405LOOK AT THE SKY

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>wanting to play a game that's only 3 hours longyou soulfags will eat up anything From makes, pathetic

>>507686204sauce me senpai

>>507698772

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It's in development hell. Something happened along the lines that probably made them scrap all of their marketing plans.There's a reason why they've been dead silent for a year and their twitter page is also completely inactive. If things were going well, at least their social media would've been somewhat active.

>>507698772Imagine if the sky was fucking red throughout the entire fucking game OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH nooo

>>507683739Based

>>507665253Control yourself, hue

>>507698996Shut up you nonce.

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>>507698996Same thing happened with sekiro and look what we got, they only share shit when it's like 90% done lol.

>>507664664Elden ring won't be there retard, Keighley has gotten 0 (zero) information about eldne ring.

>>5076646643 HOURS

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>>507682636>its actually kojima's next game announcement

>>507699206>tranny era "leaker"yaaawwnnnn. Alright, bro.

>>507699503Imagine how fucked this place is when a trannyera leaker is more credible than (You).

>>507698996Bandai Namco controls their media lol, plus the corona got everyone in shambles as it is.

>>507698990KEK

>>507699206Who the fuck cares about that bootlicking nigger?

ooooh.... ooooOoOooOoooh...Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh...OoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ELDEN RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

>>507699845Who the fuck cares about an actual nigger from Holla Forums?

>>507698996>>507699206GRRM is dragging his feet as usual, guess FROM will have to do without his 500 page descriptions of food and teenage girls shitting.

>>507682636FIFA 2021

>>507699978Read the interviews faggot

>>507700120>Read the damage control faggotNah.

>>507694308La Creatividad

>>507665253based and pastorinhopilled

What's Gwyn's tax policy?

>>507700273La Dificultad

>>507699206"Deadly and highly contagious virus" I'm tired of this propaganda

>>507700495Alright, Chang. Go back to your dota game.

>>507664664Stop doing this to yourselves retards

>>507679662>fully playable>only 1 weaponNope.

>>507700928ONE day we will be right, cant blame us.

>>507700694I bet you practise social distancing, immune systemlet.

>>507699192cringe>>507700358based

>>507682636watch it be NOTHING

F

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>>507703823>>507697736Dorito Pope is pretty big. And he cucked his boyfriend just to give Miyazaki the GOTY award. FROM owes him.

>>507665253based portubro

>>507704235Fuck off Drake, go get beat up by a sheboon.

>>507704235its mass effect

>>507664664>>507682813>>507683739>>507687492>>507692989>>507693364>>507694576>>507694768>>507697593>>507699041>>507699849MY FUCKING NIGGAS( Nigga means negro )These guys understand what Elden Ring is about!

>>507704540okay nvm

OOOOOOOOH yes time to get hyped for another event with no trailer!

It’s years off just like The Elder Scrolls VI. Why release your game for old gen consoles?

>>507706624because this time the current gen consoles wont go entirely obsolete since nobody wants to jump the gens that bad.

I bet 90% of you never played a souls game.

>>507706865Except you are wrong

hey guys wanna watch me derail this thread?

It's going to be in next month's IGN thing, for fuck's sake Holla Forumsetards

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Its an unreal engine 5 announcement and showcase demo. Screenshot this post.

>>507698990

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>>507708201KEK

>>507708201holy shit

>>507708201

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how have people memed this game so hard when we know basically nothing about it

>>507708923From Software fanbase is fanbased

>>507708923we have two interviews on it, speaks a bit on the game.

>>507707708this>>507708923Soulsfags are autistic

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>>507699206If the reasons are so mundane, and he knows them, why not simply say them? Why be so vague when everyone is worried and impatient? Don't the PR guys at From or Bamco realise that complete silence, and total vagueness from your designated leaker, is a bad sign? if things aren't going bad, wouldn't you want to make sure the fanbase understand that?

>>507709123implying you could trust shinobi after he overhyped the xbox event and then told us the day before that it wasnt going to be that big at all.

>>507708923fromsoftwaregrrm

>>507709467>called it an appetizer>overhypedNot his fault Holla Forums makes Elden Ring hype threads everytime there's some announcements coming.

>>507708923Marketers.

>>507711713lol marketers? do you think half of everything on Holla Forums is a psyop too?

>>507664664Elden Ring is never coming out

>>507690036Tomorrow

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>507709348Are you new? They do this for all of their games. Announce and only show trailers year later on big events.And again, it's the fucking corona virus you retard. Kitao said on twitter they're working from home. Everything is fucking delayed not just ER.Fuck off already with this tranny tier concern doomsaying.

>>507708923We know more than enough about the game. Read the interviews. Retard.

>>507713470>>507699849>>507697593>>507694768>>507694576I hope that when this game releases the threads are just spammed with this.

>>507708201nice

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>>507708201LMAO

>>507713795>Announce and only show trailers year later on big events.Lol no. DS3 was announced at E3, gameplay shown at Gamescom. Sekiro announced at TGA, gameplay shown at E3. Don't remember the others. With ER they're taking an awfully long time.

>>507664664>>507666351HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!1!

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>>507682636Yep I'm thinking this is bullshit.

>>507697547No one cares about your retarded ass opinion and low effort posts. Leave the thread and never post a comment again

>>507708923too much time without new information makes people a little insane.

>>507715523>makes fun of microsoft stream to be in le cool gang fellow zoomers >brings us this shit

>>507708923Literally the most quotable trailer of all time

>>507716063Yes, indeed.

>>507704540excited for andromeda 2.0

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>>507704235

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>>507708923it´s one of the few games which true gamers (people who hate that term and never use it) can´t wait for. solely on the fact that it´s a from game it´s going to be at least a 8/10

>>507718192HOLY BASED

>>507708923the way the trailer guy talks is funny

>>507713939wow why'd you call me a retard? :'(

>>507718192cringe but also entirely correctOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>507711713Imagine Bandai Namco paying for this shit: reddit.com/r/Eldenring/

>>507704235The new bioshock

>>507719606more like the ne

>>507720428-gger

>>507720428shut up weeb

>>507664664I'm not falling for this again

>>507698912m.twitch.tv/clip/DiligentGracefulRamenHoneyBadger>>507667172For anyone else interested, linking this guy's post

>>507720658why is geoff so cute bros...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BANANA

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>>507720658man, geoff is looking old here, why is time moving forward so fast bros

i didn't buy into the hype of from's shit until i played through all the games recentlyBloodborne > Dark Souls 1 > Dark Souls 3 > Demon Souls >>>>>> Dark Souls 2 >>>>> Dark Souls 2 SOTFS

You didn't hear it from me but here's the leak, don't spread this streamable.com/u3adf3

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>>507721378he is in his 40's now, cant be too surprised.

>>507721397forgot to put sekiro there fuck put it above DS3.

>>507720658I honestly think this is how Geoff acts normally, he's just kind of that guy. Or he's trying to feign ignorance for it showing up tomorrow

Are we seriously doing this again?

what do we actually know about Oh Elden Ring? Spoonfeed me please.

>>507720658didn't seem especially down beat to me

It's going to be an MGS1 Remake.Screencap this.

>>507722439He's trying to hide the fact he knows it will be in his summer of games reveals

>>507722192news.xbox.com/en-us/2016/03/01/dark-souls-3-hands-on-preview/https://www.ign.com/articles/2019/06/21/elden-ring-is-an-evolution-of-dark-souls-says-creator-a-e3-2019these are interviews if you actually care to read them.BASICALLY its dark souls but harder and has scarier environments and grrm is making only the mythos and the position you are placed in the game is still connected to the old times so you are probably going to see the conflicts as they happen this time unlike dark souls with its 100000 years later thing as they have grown used to making. Things are more rpg based and miyazaki says its the biggest game so far, including even more ways to approach battle and the like. meaning more detailed combat for the most part.

>>507721461>streamable.com/u3adf3How uh...... how long did you spend making this? At any point did you stop and think "Yeah, yeah, this is a worthwhile use of my time. Forget reading, playing games, interacting with real people, THIS is whats important to me."

>>507708923DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T SEE IT

>>507722728Sounds like shit

>>507722856yeah for the most part it does

How to make Elden Ring a good fucking game:>esport supports>more cinematic scenes and tension>easy mode

>>507722728Sounds like fun. I just hope he's more hands-on with it so it doesn't end up a blunder like DS2.

>>507723110>a blunder like DS3.fixed

>>507723164DS3 is just uninspired and bland. DS2 is an objective mess, it reeks of B-team too. So no, I was correct. But sure keep repeating DS3 is worse than DS2, I'm sure some autists will believe you eventually.

>>507723110Miyazaki was only the supervisor for dark souls 2, its what happens when you switch directors halfway through a games development and then have your publisher force you to finish the game 2 years ahead of schedule. 3 was just something miyazaki pumped pretty quick because he had to finish his 3 game contract with bandai namco. Like bloodborne I imagine this game will have actual 'soul' put into it because its a new project of his own.

>>507722798show your work

>>507723416God I hope so. BB was an experience. I wonder if this game'll do anything interesting with its world and stories on the same/on a similar level to how BB's world changed so fucking much past the halfway point with the introduction of eldritch shit.

>>507723416>pumped pretty quick because he had to finish his 3 game contract with bandai namco.Pretty obviously bullshit considering they've continued working with Bamco.

>>507723164DS3's highs are infinitely better than DS2's and DS2's lows are the lowpoints of the entire series.

>>507723564Maybe, if you have read any of the books of GRRM then I am pretty sure Dying of the Light by him is some base of inspiration for the game

>>507723383DS2 had soul. DS3 was just a cashgrab.

>>507664664>elden ring fags setting themselves up again

>>507723781>had soul>completely generic-fantasy art design >terribly constructed world that's a mish-mash of different ideas that don't connect well at all >some of the laziest enemy placement and most jankiest hitboxes and tracking in the entire series with a bigger focus on "quantity over quality" especially for the bosses>soulDS2 was garbage that Holla Forums pretends isn't because contrarians have no self-esteem and need to latch onto something to feel special. DS3 was a cashgrab but it at least wasn't an objectively poorly-made mess of a cashgrab like DS2 with its philosophy of "hurr why do people like DS again? haha yeah its cos its hard!! thats why the old lady at the start says you're going to lose your souls, because that's dark souls!!"

>>507723781Imagine actually believing thatThe DS2drones will defend anything

>>507724010They are doing it to themselves daily now. It's fucking absurd.

>>507723781>DS2 had soul

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>>507723781>Rushed an unfinished mess with no cohesive ideas made by the B-team who thought the only reason people liked DS to begin with was the difficulty meme.DS2 is the most soulless corporate game From has ever produced. You'd have to bend over backwards harder than anything to claim otherwise.

>>507724140>>507724189>>507724327>>507724369Boiling mad DS3fags can't handle the truth.

>>507724327nooo you don't understaaand the flow of time is convoluted! It's not supposed to make sense! It's SOUL! D-DS3 is worse..!

>>507724462>no argument other than "DS2 has soul">no argument other than "y-you're a DS3fag" DS2drones are a joke.

>>507664664>gematsu.com/2020/05/summer-game-fest-2020-special-showcase-event-set-for-may-13what evidence do we even have that Elden Ring will be shown?

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>>507724327Looks pretty SOUL to me. Fuck real life logic.

>>507724462>DS2 had soul

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>>507724602Kill yourself DS3fag, your shitty cashgrab ended the franchise on filler.

>>507724612Well for instance OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(x2)

>>507724705why do DS2fags always resort to schizoidposting about DS3 whenever they have no arguments to defend their objectively soulless cashgrab of a game? It speaks volumes when the most common defence of DS2 is "I just like it. It's my favourite in the series but I can't explain why.."

LOOK UP AT THE SKYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH ITS THE LADEN RING...OLDEN RINGGOLDEN RINGWOODEN RINGMAIDEN RINGSUDDEN RINGWARDEN RINGLODEN RINGWIDEN RINGDOWNTRODDEN RINGBURDEN RINGBEHOLDEN RINGJOYRIDDEN RINGGARDEN RINGODEN RINGDEADEN RINGGULDEN RINGREDDEN RINGS H A T T E R E D

>>507722856>>507723110The duality of man.

>>507704235I trust Drake. its a nothing burger.

Now that FF7R is out Elden Ring is the only one I'm really excited about.I'm a little excited about Baldurs Gate 3, BoTW2, maybe Starfield.Oh and that Project Awakening thing from years ago and maybe Dragons Dogma 2 reveal.What about you guys, anything else you look forward to?

>>507665253calm down mano

>>507728001who is he? i dont know every insider or whatever.

>>507728506I guess just elden ring and probably baldurs gate 3. i like other types of games but those look to be all i can really look forward to.

>>507728506Years ago it looked like I was going to get a Switch for SMTV, Bayo 3, and Metroid Prime 4, lone fucking behold all of those games disappeared into the mist and it's just the Zelda system again.Just Elden Ring and Cyberpunk now I guess.

>>507728845I was kind of worried about how MP4 would look and preform on the Switch, those games deserve to look good. Maybe it's best reserved for future hardware.

Is it just a multiplat showcase?

>>507723742>DS3’s highsWhat highs? And no, DS1’s low points (half of the game) are the lowest in the series.>>507723383Say what you want about DS2, but DS3 is by far the worst in the series by how unexceptional and mediocre it is. The other games had high points whereas DS3 was a consistent 5/10. DS2 has enough good points to push the overall quality up to 8/10

>>507731510only a 8/10 if you include the dlcs. base game is still a 6.5/10 at best

>>507732073Round it up to 7

>>507732373The turd with flecks of gold in it that is das2 does t deserve rounding up

>>507664664>dorito pope will save fromsoftware in your lifetimewhat timeline is this

>>507721461Can you post the version without the "go to the bathroom" audio playing, I know you have it user you posted it before

>>507665253Calma meu portuga

>>507732492I wouldn’t call it a turd.

>>507704235>resetera is the most important gaming forum to developersit's over bros. time to find a new hobby

>>507665253creatividad...

>>507735737>creatividadThat's spanish not portuguese, please learn the difference. We that hail from spain are quite intelligent and are akin to a knight and the brazilian is more like a hollow.

>>507665253Encarnadopílula e baseado

>>507665027Why contain it?

>>507735917He's Portuguese, dumbass

>>507694308That would be awesome.

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>>507708201OOOOOOOOOOOOH ELLIE RING

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>>507736114You wouldn't be able to figure out his nationality if it wasn't for his ignorant opinion regarding one of the biggest masterpieces in gaming. Say what you will peasant but there will never be a dark souls with a setting in a brazilian favela.

>>507664664Hey I have QUESTION, guys. Do we all have a general consensus on how the "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH" sounds? Because for me it sounds sort of like the hymn from FFX inside the temples...idk about you guys. Maybe we should establish a precedent, record it or something; Thoughts?

>>507699206>deadly and contagiousWhat a fag.

>>507736519youtu.be/e5wwSxl0atc?t=64

>>507722728>and grrm is making only the mythosGRRM is such a fucking meme author and I really hope they didnt blow too much of their budget on his uninspired ass.

>>507723781"Soul" is a super helpful buzzword, it lets you know the person you're talking to is retarded.

>>507708201John Elden vs Arm master Ringo

I DOUBTYOU COULD EVENIMAGINE ITTHAT WHICH COMMANDED THE ROADSGIVING FORZA ITS FULLEST SPEEDTHE 911 PORSCHEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH 911 PORSCHE

>>507736845honestly he isnt even that dogshit, read anything of his from 70's and 80's and you realize he just went down the wrong path.

I haven't enjoyed a single From game. armored core 2 was ok though..

>>507723781Obvious bait

>>507737253that is fine, just move on and get other games.

>>507737168I'm not saying he's dogshit, I'm saying he's a fucking meme. They only picked him because the show Game of Thrones blew up (which relied on his writing for less than half the series), not because of his actual writing being suitable to the work at hand.And low and behold he's just ripping off Norse mythology, which is exactly what Dark Souls had done.

>>507737458>low and beholdAnd how is he ripping off norse mythology?

Go to sleep Holla Forums

>>507696364>not 3You had one fucking job!

>>507664664In case anyone remembers, there was that user who bamboozled everyone and said there would be gameplay shown after Sekiro won GOTY at TGA?That was me. 3 more hours!

>>507737458You are right about him being a meme, no surprise they rode the train on that one. Though with him writing the lore and such I can only imagine miyazaki has a much larger influence on what gets in and not. Probably just a bunch of (not) norse shit.

>>507701040oh my god are you swedecuck

>>507737458Neither of these games is based on Norse mythology.Where did this shit meme spawn from, is it the only mythology burgers know?

>>507738047>there is no Norse mythology present in Dark Soulslmao

>>507737458Nigga Miyazaki is a huge fan of his work, has been for a long time. Miyazaki is a GRRM fanboy and working with him on a project is his dream come true.

>>507738294Marketing talk, just like "Dark Souls is a complete game, there will be no DLC".

>>507738087It's Greek you fucking retard, and the trees are from anime. The thunder god Gwyn is Zeus who lives mount Olympos. The intro is Titanomachy. There's a fucking minotaur and a hydra.

>>507738717>Its Greek you fucking retardOh my gosh its a retard who thinks Gwyn is a 1:1 to ZeusThank you for the laugh about the anime tree though.

507738932Oh so it's just bait. Alright.

>>507715523is that fucking CGI hair!!?

>>507738508I dunno user, Miyazaki is pretty specific about how it happened in an interview. He doesn't strike me as the type to make up shit like that.

GIVE ME THE VIDEOGAME MIYAZAKII'M NOT FUCKING AROUNDI NEED THE VIDEO GAME

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Its Unreal Engine 5 retards, theres a reason he isn't hyping it up, its not a game.

If we don’t get news in June or July I’ll shit

>>507739868we didnt know this until like a few hours ago lol fuck off.

DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T SEE ITLOOK UP AT THE SKYIT BURNS

>>507739965twitter.com/IGN/status/1258162419563724801 dont shit please

>>507682636it asscreed

>>5076646643 h o u r s

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>>507739868Is UE5 even going to be significantly different to 4? 4.25 already supports next gen consoles and has ray tracing. I doubt 5 is going to be much more than a number change.

Have you got your own personal elden ring yet, Holla Forums?youtube.com/watch?v=o_d5Mm5v--0

>>507665253magnifica...

>>507667172Good. A delay only makes a switch to next gen release more likely.

>>507674762>virgilfags>dmcbabbies desperately trying to insert their shitty franchise into the hypehha

>>507720658>geoff confirms theres no elden ring>Holla Forums

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twitter.com/geoffkeighle/status/1260361644464635904

>>507742546>Geoff Keighle

>>507720658He's bluffing. You can see it in his eyes.

What the hell happened? Am I a retard?

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Elden Ring is vaporware.

>>507721461baste

>>507724140>>completely generic-fantasy art designOutside from the fact DS2 isn't generic>generic =/= bad

>>507708201MY FUCKING SIDES!!!

>>507721461Underrated.

>>507665253BASEADO

>>507664664ONION RING.....OOH ONION RING

>>507737458Yeah Martin's shit is like the polar opposite of what Souls games have been like in terms of lore and narrative, he's like the anti-Tolkien, which in turn makes him the antithesis of From's storytelling practices.

>>507744858anti?

>>507740127Bet IGN only put it in there for shits

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stb6yjr

>>507747051>C

>>507665253blasfemia esse jogo vai flopar está consumado

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>>507665236Geoff not looking too good

>>507699963True. Say what you want about resetera but at least it isn't filled with niggers and huemonkeys.

>>507664664OHHHG ELDEN RING, OHHH ELDEN RINGTHE GREATEST GAME, I'M COOMING

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das me comin up in dat eldan rang dat dere boi

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i literally can't even imagine it

>>507753864oh?

>>507753864

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>>507753864Look up at the sky

Yep, no Elden Ring trailer confirmed. It’s only showcasing UE5

>>5076646643

>>507754830>look up>it burnsFuck you faggot

>>507757331ohhhh

>>507757331NOT INTO THE PITIT BUUUUUURNS

>>507757331OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>507739594based purplefag

>>507664664How many times do I have to watch you guys go through this? It went from being funny to sad to back again a few times now.

>>507758634Don't judge a man for having hope, user

>>507758634It was funny for me again a few days ago. I'm back to sad now unfortunately.

>>507758694>hopeHope? Where? POINT OUT THE HOPE user GODDAMN IT MAN

NOOOOO ELDEN RING

>>507758870DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T SEE ITLOOK UP AT THE SKYIT BURNS

>>507664664IT’S HAPPENING

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>>507698996>Something happened along the lines that probably made them scrap all of their marketing plans.They realized GRRM can't actually write, and they finally got over the infantile nip obsession with anything western.

>>507759204OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>507759243oh god oh fuck

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>>507759348George RR Martin wrote the lore for the game. Thats it. He's not involved in the actual story. Which is for the best. He's good at lore shit at story.

>>507759243OOOOOHHHH?

Geoff Keighley is a professional shillWhy do you expect Wednesday's reveal to be anything but mediocre?

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>>507759526S-Starfield?

>>507759605>George RR Martin wrote the lore for the game.Yeah, and when he named the cold place "Frostros" and battleground "Battle canyon" Miyazaki started to realize something was wrong.

>>507759704Its going to be the PS5 box. Pretty gay.

Is there a stream link?

>>507759996twitter.com/summergamefestnot that i am currently aware of, though i do know they also streamed through twitters periscope or whatever service its called as well. might be on youtube or twitch

>>507760463I just realized it's not for 12 hours and I looked at it wrong because I live in Japan where it's already noon on 5/13. I wanted to go to bed early tonight, too. Oh well.

>>507759526It gets worse.

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>>507704235dragons dogma 2 baby

>>507761037>ELDEN>TODD>OOOOOOOOHH

>>507759732His naming conventions are fine.>Dothraki>Targaryen >Irri>Lannister>QarthWesteros and Essos sound good even though they are pretty basic I'll give you that. Pentos and Braavos make sense and in universe it makes sense that a single country with a certain dialect named these places using IRL Greek-ish. You could easily mock Earth too.>Asia>Russia>Australia>Iraq>Iran>Costa Rica>Puerto RicoOr consider any number of city names with "Port" as a root>Newport>Portland>Southport>Westport>Eastport>Northport>Port Angeles>KingsportOr we could get into "land">Portland (again)>England>Newfoundland >Cleveland>OaklandIts not crazy imaginative or anything but it mirrors real life and makes sense. And yeah t. George or whatever

It's gonna be some lame partnership announcement between MS and Nintendo or some shit. Halo on Switch and Master Chief in Smash.

>>507736397I don’t know, blight town could be a favela

>>507761943nah everyone is hyping out to be 'important', probably something game engine related.

>>507759243ELDEN BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!!

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>>507761772>His naming conventions are fine.>Northros >Westros>King's LandingReal life being boring isn't an excuse for fantasy to be boring as well.

>>507762593>game engine related>importantMost people don't care about that though. Geoff saying it's one of the most "important" reveals this summer. That doesn't really imply it's a game (unless it's a long-dead franchise brought back to life), but some progressive moment in the industry. Kinda like how he hyped up that "never seen before" moment at the game awards and it was just Reggie, Phil, and the Playstation head all on stage together. "Powerful" stuff.

>>507763365Yeah im just going to take this as a super mundane event that geoff finds super interesting since his job is to hype shit up.

>>507763324>3 out of 200+ namesyou got me

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>>507664664Hello I am Omnipotent from Resetera. I have came to say ER is going to be shown in IGN Summer of Gaming event, not in other shows. So keep your hopes down for anything else.

>>507764638Thank you, Omnipotent from Resetera.

>>507664664>another Souls rehashYes very exciting.I wish Redditors would just fuck off for good with their overrated 20 FPS repetitive ass combat and corridor simulator.Literally the FIFA of our time at this point.

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>>507764947>Literally the FIFA of our time at this point.That's quite accurate.

>>507763324But user, taxes

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH N-

I d o u bt(You)Could E V E NIMAGINEIT

>>507763324Newfoundland

>>507699476>its just dlc for death stranding

>>507765253>DaS2 had soul memory>Elden Ring will have soul taxes