Take the blueberry pill

>>507608008Doesn't samara count?

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>>507608008>those yourbigjohnson comics are gone forever

>>507608687imagine football tackling her from behind and forcing a mating press on her heheh

>>507608687Samara was cool. Sucks you couldn’t romance her, she was more a mother figure for the squad.

>>507608178>"How should we introduce the Asari race?">"TITS."

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>>507608008I did, but only because she was the writer's pet and gets so much more extra stuff, making the other girls not as worth romancing

>>507608687>Can't romance herwhy even play

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>no Samara gfWhy even live, bros?

>>507609178can't you at least get like a pity bang during the Citadel dlc if you made a bunch of specific choices?

>>507609379i never played the citadel dlci plan on playing it during the ME trilogy re-release...you know the one they'll release anyday now.

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>>507609178>Samara commits suicide so she doesn't have to kill her daughter>kill her daughter afterwards anyway

>>507609178>>507609379You can romance her me3 dlc desu you get that at least!!!!!

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>>507608008sorryi like grapes

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>>507608008unfortunately most asari porn is futa shit

>>507610198>showing her face

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>>507608008>BIG>BLUE>COCK

>>507608008I already did user

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>>507608008Boobs too small

>>507608008I did until she gave up on me just because I died for 5 minutes. Tali was always the better girl and I never looked back after they let me pick grape.

>>507610381>disliking her facetali is cute, CUTE!

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>>507610709Did you not play Lair of the Shadow Broker? Liara went far beyond what any of the other crew members did after Shepard's death. If you still gave up on Liara after that, then get better taste.

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>>507610969No I did not since it didn't come to Steam.

>>507610936that's not Tali, that's just some human cosplaying as her

>>507608008ahem.... uhhh yeah, I think I'm okay.

>>507611191humans dont have 3 fingers and weird horse legs user

>>507610381Holy shit. What's wrong with the dino.

>>507610579based

>>507611014At this point, just pirate the entire trilogy and play it. One of the best if not the best DLCs of the series.

>>507611357it's just a flu. it's a nothingburger.watch Primal

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>>507611014You should. Not only did Liara not abandon Shepard, her loyalty to him/her could outright be called unhealthily obsessive.

>>507608359>What's not to love?that your lineage is Asari not human

why is sfm stuff so filled with dickgirlslike I understand producing content you like, but it's absolutely SWARMING with dickgirls to the point where a majority of the content is that one fetish.

>>507608687was always pissed you couldnt make out with her

>>507611889yeah, i feel youthey should be put in a different category, like trannies are in normal porn

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>>507611886Even better

>>507611886Good

i'll take the ink pill thank you very much

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Ashley is best

why did i click on this thread

>>507611889>why is sfm stuff so filled with dickgirlsdickgirl fetishists are the ones who pay for content. it's the same real role-play and hypnosis content is almost exclusively incest femdom cuck shit

>>507612494you wanted to know if blueberries were good for you

>>507611889Porn changes your brain.

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>>507612494bluebies

>>507609753it's coming user don't you worryjust in time for the generation it's rereleased on to fucking die

>>507612723post hoc ergo propter hoc

>>507611714What episode was that? Don't tell me there's a new one. I don't remember that scene.

>>507612345More like you'll be taking pills for the fifty different STDs you catch from her.

Never played any of the Mass Effect games here but looking at lewd/porn of it at this point just makes me think of uncanny valley Overwatch porn

>>507608475Criminally based *hits pipe*

>>507608461It's not blue human. It's blue monstrosity that uses psychic powers to make you think that she is blue human

>>507612345her backstory made me diamonds

>>507608008They are using you to breed, user! Asari must die!

>>507611889because dickgirls are normie tier and extremely popular.

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>>507608008>never played a single ME game>have wasted weeks of time beating my cock to liara and tali

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>>507608475Yeah you know what? I better not risk having a daughter *sucks dick*

>>507611889

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>>507612980>i'M NoT AdDiCtEd I cAn sToP WhEnEver i WaNt

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>>507613156that's just a theory, with many holes(pictures of asari, statures or asari, corpses of asari)

>>507613370>California

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>>507613370>NTR is the most popular fetish in cali

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>>507613405any good not futashit porn?

>>507608475Based

>>507613570>Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.wateva, negro

>>507613370>monstergirlsBased Kansas

>>507608008I like the genre of 3D porn that has girls wearing gym clothes.

>>507613467Based Denmark and Bulgaria

>>507613370>>507613467>>507613576>>507613609>>507613905We've posted this image and gone through this song and dance for the fiftieth time already, dilate

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>>507613370>>507613467this shit doesn't mean anything other than some cunts are tagging everything they upload with that tag, obviously

>>507613573Ye because their whole existance is a fucking lie. Scene in the strip club proves everything

>>507614164I'll dilate you first faggot

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>>507614484

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>>507614467The scene where three drunkards see what they wanna see?

>>507614305what? go to fakku. the tags are fine.

>>507613018yep. it's all but confirmed they released the episode early out of order because of the kung flu

>>507614164you hate it because it is the truth

>>507614467>they are drunk>they don't really say that she look like a salarian or a turian

once you go blue...

>>507612345I wish she kept the shaved head from ME2.

>>507608178Asari Matriarchs seem like the best ones to fuck

>>507613903>When you cannot counter an argument, attack the person making the argument.Also, slippery slopes and correlations are not fallacies if they are supported by evidence demonstrating a causal connection.

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>>507612723Based and truth-pilled. If anyone doesn’t understand porn is rotting the soul of the west, they’re jewish.

>>507608008I'll manage your messages and watch the crew and I must say its pleasure to work with you commander Shepard@

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>>507608794wot

>>507612345Didn't she abandon shepard by ME3? Fuck her.

>>507608178I love the little scales around the tits she has the older Asari seem to have more scales

>>507608475Fucking lol

>>507615128Everyone looks at porn not just the west.

Draenei are better.

>>507612723how to fix this

>>507613467>Greece

>>507616509Wisdom

>>507616509based

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>>507612345>I'll take the woman with the most dicks taken in the entire ship.All yours user.

>>507618131she's only faking a strong girl personality dudeshe isn't a hoeshe was in a laboratory most of her life, probably took less dick than ashley, miranda,liara and tali

>>507616509Too bad faggots draw them as futa 90% of the time

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>>507618465futa ruined hentai

>>507618465>not liking futaShit taste.

>>507613467>serbia>germany>Norway>macedonia>netherlandsincreadible based

>>507618759it's called heterosexuality

>>507618905The only thing straighter than futa is yuri. So unless you exclusively fap to yuri and solo pics, I've got bad news for you.

>>507619210>trying to rationalize fapping to idealized shemalesanon i...

>>507618759not everyone likes transwomen my dude

>>507613570>why yes I am addicted to everything, how could you tell?

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>>507619210wow, a faggot and a cuck

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>>507608008I eat frozen blueberries in a thick bowl of oatmeal every morning

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>>507619480I don't see what that has to do with futanari, my friend.

>>507619886futas are idealized transwomen, my friend in denial

>>507613467Moldova is INCREDIBLY based.

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So if watching too much porn gives you brain damage then shouldn't also having too much sex also give it to you, you're releasing the exact same chemicals just at a higher rate.

GOD I FUCKING LOVE BLUE WOMEN BUT MASS EFFECT REALLY DOESN'T SEEM THAT GREAT

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JACK

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>>507620805Mass effect 1 is a god tier game

>>507620993It's okay in that there aren't many space RPGs around. God tier it is not.

>>507611357It got bit by the dino equivalent of a rabid raccoon

>>507613370>ntr and cheating is a different catergorydoes no one think before making these fantasy maps?

>>507619790I should do that, i've only done frozen banana and strawberries before. The strawb were too watery and too much mass to be used fully frozen.

>>507620805great taste friend

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>>507621293>>507619790Also futa wow porn is based, I forgot to add that.Man now I want some blueberries.....

>>507621292cheating could be you doing the cucking or left ambiguous, the cuck could be never seen or heard in the entire scene, in ntr you are the cuck

>>507608475Based alert

>>507614883your argument is:you're addicted to X and if you deny it that's proof you're addicted to Xyou don't see anything wrong with this logic?

>>507621292They are different cheating would be the girl is cheating with the mc

Vetra is best mass effect girl, it's a shame we probably won't see her again.