Jesus fucking christ

Jesus fucking christ.

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kek

what's the best way to spend 100 dollars on square enix' website

>>507594826Seriously thought that said "memers" at first.

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>>507595538

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>>507594826>mask was probably made in china and got coofed on

>>507595584ok

>>5075954018 months of xiv sub time

>>507594826based

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>>507594826at least it's free. friend made hundreds or thousands makings those masks

>Be a doctor, need a mask but running out >Only place you can find one is the Square Enix store but you need to buy 10 final fantasy keychains

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>>507594826What does it smell like?

>>507596006tifa's underboob sweat

>>507594826the mask doesn't even keep out the bad germs.

>>507596006Nomura's semen

>>507595401The Shiva(FFXIV) and Ultima (FFXII) statutes

>>507594826Square is giving away 600$+ worth of games for 40 bucks right now.>All Tomb Raider games>All Legacy of Kain games>All Deus Ex games>And even some meme shit like Daikatana and Omikron>All of it goes to food banks and charitiesSo fuck off with this 'Heheheh bad out of touch company! Naw, nigga. Square legit right now.

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>>507596380literally games that everyone pirated already

>>507595401the 400 dollar sephiroth wallet

>>507596006chinese jizz and dog droppings

>>507595980Get in line Doctor, everyone is suffering. You can't find masks and the masses can't find toiletries.

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>>507594826Based Square containing the corona

>>507596380A lot of them are pretty bad tho.Also Omikron was free.

>>507596380>Giving away $600 worht of games for 40 bucksGot a link to that? I just hopped on the store and all I found was this

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>>507594826SE has become a cancer and needs to be put down...

>>507596380>pls buy games from dead companies that squeenix bought outfuck off shill

>>507594826I know right. I can't believe Capcom didn't get in on this first with RE Umbrella Corps masks.

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>>50759646558 games, all DLCS included for games that have DLCs. The best deal I've ever seen anywhere.>But we pirated it!Okay, and now you can own 58 fuckin' games, that's right, 58. For literal pennies on the dollar.>>507596832There's some trash, ngl. But there's a good amount of kino, too.

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>>507595980More like 3 keychains, but I get what you're saying

>>507597428Yeah okay that's great but do you have a link to that because that sounds fantastic.

>>507595584unironically based.

>>507595584How the fuck can anyone provide a rebuttal for "I don't like X"

>>507597157>Shill>All proceeds go to charity and foodbanksYou sound retarded.

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>>507595584Comin' off pretty assblasted there m8

I couldn't find anything I actually wanted on the shop to justify it.

>>507597428your a bit late

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>"free">only if you buy stuff though>"""free"""

>>507594826>why yes, my meme mask is an ad for a washed-up video game company

>>507594826Capitalism was a mistake.

>NOOOOOO YOU CANT GIVE AWAY A FREE GIFT IN AN ORDER

>>507595401They have a bunch of PA1 games including FFOX, chrono cross and FFI/IICEs the failed to sell at the time such as FXII zodiac age, and discounted.

>>507595584Okay.

>>507597510I was looking for you, and for some reason I can't find it. I dunno if it's because I bought it already or what's up with that.>inb4 they pulled the shit because it was too good.hothardware.com/news/square-enix-eidos-anthology-54-games-steam-low-3554 games, my bad. Maybe you can find a hyperlink that'll redirect you? It's not popping up for me atm.

>>507597774What kind of faggot jew makes you pay for your gift? Stupid bootlicker

>>507597568>All proceeds go to charity and foodbankscitation needed, shill

>>507595584we need more watermarks

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I do not know how it works stateside.But in Canada when they do these promos the ship it seperately and it costs $25. You can not remove it from your cart.One time I wanted to buy something for like $100 but I got free postcards with $25 shipping so I had to fucking wait it out

>>507596380It'd be a good deal if I didn't already play all the games in that pack I give a shit about

>>507596889Looks like you missed out. Over the weekend they were selling the entire Eidos catalog for like $30.

>>507595584

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ADVERTISE FOR US FOR 100 DOLLARS!!!!!!!

>>507598105The fact they said it, everyone reporting that they said it? The fact this isn't the first time during the epidemic Square has donated all of the proceeds to charity? What the fuck you looking for? You're just mad I called you a retarded retard, because you're being retarded and you know you are. Retard.

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>>507595980How the fuck are we still short on maks? Its been like 3 months.

>>507594826why does SE amrketing surprise anyone at all anymore? Theyve been working with Disney the overlords of marketing and branding for like 20 years of course theyll take notes from them

>>507597559They can't, that's the pointThat edit was either ironic or it was trying to make a point-- but ended up proving that all they're after is to argue with someoneEither way it sends the message

>>507596380>>507596889It's over sadly.

>>507597814i find it surreal that the still sell new copies of ps1 games on their storefront

>>507598336I hope you're actually being paid to advertise to themIt's pretty pathetic to do this for free

>>507598564>inb4 they pulled it because it was too goodI'm so glad I got it before that. Just bought that shit hours before.

>>507598203Of course I did. It's not like I desperately wanted to hug my mom yesterday after being cooped up in the house for a couple of months anyway. That'll learn me.Whatever. Didn't want to crawl out of my Factorio hole anyway.

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>>507595584Based unironically.

>>507595584Whoever made this was absolutely SEETHING. I love it.

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Its funny cause "members" could also mean "cocks" and anyone who has one is pretty used to square enix's cock all over their face

Anyone else starting to get more and more scared of corona

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>>507595584I want to meet the butthurt crybaby that made this.

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>>507595584>all that textOh yeah. That's some seethe.

>>507598718They're doing it for free too, lmao nerd.I just want to see my Holla Forumsros enjoy games, bitch. Sorry you hate everyone and everything and just come here to post feet pics and screech about how you don't like vidya and the SJWs.

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>>507597903

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>final trannies will defend this

>>507594826>FREE**

>>507598375We're still exporting the majority of them that we make and receiving few imports.

How is this any different then getting something like a shirt or whatever?

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>>507599274That seems completely fucking retarded

>>507599017you sound like an extremely butthurt trannydilate and go back to whatever shithole you came from

>>507595584>Expecting to read all that asshurtLmao faggot

>>507594826Aahhh dude 4 STR 4 STAM LEATHERBELT

>>507598625it's pretty cool. Just wish they had more of them, and they weren't the Greatest hits versions.

>>507598970I just wish I was in the thread with the dude that made this. Like what was he complaining about when someone posted that at him and he got so mad that he went "YOU KNOW WHAT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"

>>507595584Here's the thing: if you really think about it, shitting up discussions with "I don't like thing" for (you)s is still the intellectual equivalent to your last panel there, so I'm not sure what argument you're trying to make.

>>507596380>>507597568show tomoko armpits

>>507599415>You're a shillHow could I be a shill when no one's making money from this, and all you're doing is donating to charity.>I b-bet you're like the jannies! You do it for free!And then I said I just want my Holla Forumsros to enjoy some 65 cent triple A vidya.>Uhm..Uhm...Tranny!!!Bruh. When's the last time someone loved you? You're just going through the motions and phrases of Holla Forums, You're an actual NPC, and nothing is worse than that.

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>>507599274Pretty sure that's not true.Basically every country on the planet is competing for masks though.If you mean the masks that were being sent to Canada that Trump tried to block, keep in mind Canada was the only source of the medical-grade pulp used to make the masks in the first place. So kinda hard to block them from receiving any.

>>507599415Damn nigger you got him with that one!

>>507595584dat butt hurt tho

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>>507599956posting all those shitty ffvii demake pictures isn't really making a strong argument of you not being a squeenix shill, you know

>>507600071the USA is the only country to not waive tariffs on ppe iirc

>>507594826Do I put this on my dick? It means sexual vitality, right?

>>507595584>argument"I don't like X" isn't an argument, and neither is "X is shit"

>>507595584Yep. I'm thinking it's based.

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>>507600308You don't even know what the word shill means, but you keep using it like you do. Because you don't have any other phrases in that smooth ass brain of yours, drool licker.Do a favor, define what you think shill means, monkey.

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>>507598112Oh shit, you don't have the "Find more at 4chan.org" watermark laying around, do you?

>>507595584>implies having opinions or criticizing things is somehow badIf you got that from the word "okay," maybe you're the problem.

>>507595584>WORDS WORDS WORDSuh...rightbrosi thought we could meme....

>>507600071An article in the local paper today broke it all down, but I'm unable to find it. It's not about the 3M N95 situation with Canada but it had to do with other companies and manufacturers shipping their masks overseas in bulk all throughout March and April.

>>507597334I'm surprised quite a few companies with "iconic" masks didn't get in on this. Off the top of my head companies that could have tried would be>Capcom, like you suggested>NRS with the ninja masks>Riot with Akali's K/DA mask>Ubisoft with face coverings inspired by R6S, The Division, or Watchdogs

>>507594826Imagine being retarded enough to wear shit like this. Real chads wear gas masks

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>>507600515>I-I'm not a shill I swearplease continue with your 'squeenix dindu nuffin wrong' screeching, bootlicker

>>507600863>went to gun shows a lot before quarantine>always thought "I'll buy that gas mask next time" every time I see oneI wish I'd done it now

>>507597559>>507598539>"Why?"There. Literally one single word is good enough as a rebuttal. Unless you think a rebuttal means "completely BTFOs the person leaving them speechless" instead of "an answer to a statement".

>$100 dollars for a thin fabric mask that doesn't even work correctlyIs Square Enix now officially a greedier, shittier company than Activision?

>>507594826>fabric maskdoes literally nothing

when is rona going to be over

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>>507594826At least SquareEnix isn't using any deception...On the other hand, Razer deceptively wants people to offer their PI for a piece of disposable mask.>>507600115channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/razer-free-masks-vending-machines-covid-19-12722200

Should I?

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>>507601517End of the year most likely

>>507601587God no. And I wish that wasn't the case more then you could ever know

>>507598847ok sethisto,believe on beds.

>>507595957>>507596687>>507597539>>507598835>>507600498

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>>507601587The only good thing about it is the steelbook

>>507600857hell even a Strider scarf or something god damn it

>>507594826>+1 Vitality>Reduces your ability to breathe properly.Yooo

>>507599872you first, i want to see them

>>507600915I'm not the definition of that word. If you knew what words meant, you'd see that too. But no, you REEEEE and use phrases you heard on Holla Forums more than twice because you've actually have no intelligent thought of your own. Now go and clean out your piss jugs.

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>>507595584ironic

>>507601137Why rebut? There's no reason to argue personal opinions unless the argument in itself is the goal."Ok" is the perfect response to any non-offensive opinion.

>>507601934A flimsy fabric mask wouldn't really reduce your ability to breathe

>>507594826>gamer chinstrapHoly kekAnd fucking dumbasses will buy it

>>507601517>Number of US deaths already well past the average amount of annual flu related deaths>people that have recovered from it can get reinfected>a more powerful mutant strain was discoveredI don't think there's going to be an "over" anymore. This is our new reality.

>>507595584The ____ can't ____.

>>507601517I dunno but I'm on the fence. I'm making more on unemployment then I did when I was working 45 hours a week.I've already got some nice fancy furniture on the way. I'm so excited. Going ot have so much desk space now it'll be a damn workshop and got a hella sweet reclining sofa on the way.

>>507594826>Vitality +1It's more like boosting your CON for better saving throws isnt it?

>>507594826ohh, i think i used to be a member until around the PS2 or so. i actually bought a square enix members 3DS case for five bucks at book off

>>507601934if that thin shit hinders your ability to breathe you should probably go to a doctor and get checked

>>507596380A huge mayority of those games aren't playable in modern computers because of the shitty retrocompatibility of modern software

>>507598969Need to talk, user?

>>507602189political goon, think rationally

>>507595538>>507595584BTFO

>>507601934How out of shape are you guys that a mask makes it hard to breath?

>this is still in stocklol. Suck a colossal failure of a game.

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>>507601969>I'm not the definition of that wordso why are you damage controlling for a company? kys retarded shill

>>507595401Not gonna lie, I want that grimoire weiss necklace

>>507595795jesus christ thats expensive

>>507602038>There's no reason to argue personal opinions unless the argument in itself is the goal.Or intellectual stimulation; just ask great philosophers like Socrates and Stirner. Not every argument has to be a fight, you know? Ever heard of a "discussion"? I think 4chan has just hardwired your brain to see everyone who disagrees with you as someone attacking you personally. That's why you try to simply end "arguments", instead of using them to explore your feelings, and why you have those feelings.

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>>507594826they could at least do a better job at removing the lint and dust on that mask

>gamer items>shitty desing>some stupid word like member/gamer>price x times higherI fucking hate this shit so much.>>507602271>expecting anything from squarekeks

How hard is it to make a face mask? Why is there a shortage on such a simple thing?

>>507602629>Not every argument has to be a fightOn 4chan it does. I can't tell you how many times I've been calmly discussing something with someone and then they just tack on "you fucking retard" out of nowhere.

>>507598375>FDA etc. regulations limit supply for the good masks >can't raise prices because bad PR and ""price gouging"">China forbids exporting them and US gave up the ability to manufacture shit>Feds seizing masks because national security, discouraging sale even further>Amazon and other retailers don't let masks get sold because ""price gouging"" is badHonestly a lot of this shit is self inflicted, retards are basically trying their hardest to stop masks from being sold because high prices hurt their feelings. You can still get good masks from scalpers at least but it's like $8 each and you can't be sure if they're legit.

>>507594826Fuck you mana potions is the bare minimum I'd consider for this kind of nerd shit.

>Literal pandemic going down>That whole gas mask rave cyber goth whatever culture hasn't come back with a vindicated vengeanceBut why not?

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>>507602482>damage controllingNiggas is literally giving out games for 65 cents. This is one of the best PR moves since PR moves existed. You speak with your ass more than your mouth irl, huh? Do you even play vidya?>Damage controlNaw, just pointing out that a meme mask is just that, a meme mask.

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>>507596380>worth

>>507602629Socrates and Stirner did not argue personal opinions.They argued the nature of man, his mind, and the world he is in. Not whether or not Descartes had poor taste in barrels.

>>507602851>make obvious joke>angry repli taking it literally everytime.

>>507602903>China forbids exporting them and US gave up the ability to manufacture shitThe world at large doesn't even want their masks because they fail to meet the standards other countries have.

>>507602969Free giveaways happen all the time nigger, stop being a fucking shill.

I ordered the trials figure set months ago and these fuckers still havent gotten any in stock.

>>507602903>China forbids exporting them and US gave up the ability to manufacture shitLOL

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Damn, I kinda want this

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>>507603079>make blatantly sarcastic post (as in using intense hyperbole to make it obvious)>guy acts like it's genuine>tell him that it's sarcasm>he posts merely pretending.jpgI hate Holla Forumsermin

>>507603282Why? Kingdom Hearts is gay.

>>507602962remind me of my goth gf

>>507596092

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>>507603282Pretty cool Axel figure, not gonna lie.

>>507599415Obsessed

>>507595584>Not "kys nigger"

>>507603172699$ for 39.50$>Happens all the time, shill!Getting triple A titles for 65 cents You keep calling me a shill dispite Square Enix making no money from this. But I guess I am a shill, I'm a shill for foodbanks and charity, and wanting to see people eat.You might actually be the most unevolved thing I've ever interacted with.

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>>507602962Is it just me or is there something absurdly wacky about the bottom left mask and the big "3M" stamped into it? Like.. why the fuck wouldn't he do some minor modifications to it to get rid of that? Five minutes with some 3M™ sandpaper and a quick brush with red paint and it would be fantastic aside of the wacky tube bypassing the filter.

>>507602851True. But then again, the attitude of people from 4chan is vastly different from the attitude of people IRL, or even on other websites like Reddit, and I can bet my bottom dollar that the original version of that comic wasn't made for 4chan. Anonymity can turn even the most innocent-seeming of people into virtual monsters.>>507603062All of which are personal opinions, yes. The fact that there's no agreed-upon "correct philosophy shows that they're all opinions that people simply choose to believe in or not.

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>>507603140>*coof* *coof*>*makes shitty masks by hand out of clothing*>w-we didn't want your masks anyway, China, they're n-not up to our s-standards

>>507600492Technically, "x is shit" is more of an argument than "i dont like x" because its putting forth a definite conclusion as fact rather than an opinion. of course if you ask "why?" you get cringecopeseethedilaterentfreeonionscuck blah blah blah stinky poo poo

>>507602962>Fashion-based subculture>In a time with no social eventsEveryone who would be a cybergoth is at home watching Netflix or Shudder in their underwear

>>507595401Cactaur plush, Trials of Mana and DQXI

crapitalism, ladies and gentlemen

>wearing a mask in the first place.I hope you gamers don't actually do this.

>>507602969nigger the stupid bundle isn't even available anymore, go fuck yourself and your shitty advertising. it was probably just for brownie points and they removed it when they realized the deal was too good.>Naw, just pointing out that a meme mask is just that, a meme mask.so why give it away at all and only if you spend at least 100 bucks?they're literally exploiting a pandemic to get people to buy shit from their store, they're a garbage unethical company

>make someone pay you $100 before you let them advertise for you on their faceIs anyone more cucked than fanboys? If you let any company treat you like this, you deserve the shitty life you're going to have

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>>507596380Fuck off corporate bootlicker

>>507595584I can feel the seethe just by looking at the watermarks lmao this board is fucking pathetic

>>507603729>>w-we didn't want your masks anyway, China, they're n-not up to our s-standards

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>>507603903It costs me next to nothing and potentially saves lives and I'm not an edgy child so

>>507594826I get that this pisses you off, but it's actually not a terrible marketing move. I've absolutely seen worse...

>>507595584Lmao, he got blown the fuck out

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>>507603723>All of which are personal opinions, yes.

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>>507595401>be e-thot>"accidentally" reveal your enix wishlist>watch as betas buy $10,000 worth of merch for you>later wear the mask for one 12 hour long stream pretending its your only one>do not remove it>offer it up to whoever bids the most for it>l"imited edition AND it has touched my e-thots lips? SOLD">cash in and send all of them out to the highest bidders and rake in even more cashits so simple user

>>507604057>I'm not an edgy child soYoure right, youre a submissive cuck.

>>507603947Why the fuck are you so retardly angry all the time?Squenix sold a good value bundle and gave all the proceeds to charity. user didn't know it was over and told prop about it.Maybe knock one out, or blow your brains out if this is enough to set you into an autistic rage.>>507603998I was gonna. buy $100 worth of shit anyway. I will probably wear it backwards if at all desu

>>507597428>Okay, and now you can own 58 fuckin' gamesI own all the games I pirate

>>507596092But that's gross you touch starved faggot.

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>>507595401The $2500 ffvii watch

>>507604250>I was gonna. buy $100 worth of shit anyway. I will probably wear it backwards if at all desuactual fucking shillkys you mouthbreather

>>507597559How often does someone simply say "I don't like X"? Almost never. And if that's all they had to say, yeah, my response would be "ok" too. But usually they're looking for a conversation, and a reply being basically "so you don't like it, ok, then you can fuck off" is basically just trying to stifle anyone that disagrees with your own opinion

>>507596380>Charging people for DaikatanaShould have left that one off your list there user.

>>507604029>Corporate makes no money from this>All proceed go to charityOh, baby. You are what I like to refer to as, A fucking mongoloid.

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>>507604496I did say it was meme shit, lol. If anything I'd play it just for the 'It's so bad it's fucking bad' feeling.

>>507598112activate it

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>>507597428pc?

>>507604456no thanks. I will continue to enjoy videogames and the discussion of them regardless of how angry it makes you.

>>507602839It's not as simple as just putting a cloth cutout on your face, real quality facemasks need to meet a certain porosity/mesh to keep hazardous particles out and viruses happens to be some of the smallest particles around

>>507595584>all these assblasted replieslol triggered

>>507604408kek. At least it was a decent seiko automatic.

>>507595584When you kill nigs Lol bottom text

>>507604408What? This isn't real is it?

>>507594826>FREE**>**

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>>507604234Don't give then ideas

>>507602189>>507605052why are you pulling politics out of nowhere

>>507602178>Inflated deaths and the real ones are literally boomers>still had it*>over 20 strains already of the fucking thing implying one more is worth anythingyea bro we should stay locked up for the rest of our lives lol

>>507604241Wow you sure showed me you're a big boy, way to go sport.

FF Zero cards on their store are bretty neat.How are the artbooks? I'm a little curious.

>>507605154>over 20 strains already of the fucking thing implying one more is worth anythingYou're not one of those idiots that think it's called covid-19 because it's the 19th strain of it, are you?

>>507604830you're not discussing any video games, you're only discussing how deep you have squeenix's dick in your throat

>>507605154>yea bro we should stay locked up for the rest of our lives lolHow about just staying locked up for a reasonable amount of time? There are more than just two extremes in life. You really need to learn this.

>>507602629this image is good

>>507605316Not him but there's tons of strains of it already, that amount to basically typos in a book. It's not a big deal, RNA viruses mutate but it can only change so much because it relies on a specific mechanism to deliver the payload. More deadly mutations tend to die offReinfection is also a meme.

>>507605368>i like videogames>Square Enix makes videogames>I like some of these videogamesReally not that fucking complicated dipshit. We get it you are so hip and cool. You hate everything and everyone. Nobody fucking cares you are user on the internet.

>>507595584>wordswordswords

>>507605393It won't do anything but buy time, at the expense of the economy. We can't shut down waiting for a vaccine, the end result would be absolute global devastation. You're used to living off of government handouts so you probably have no grasp of how the real world works

>>507605393What's a reasonable amount of time? Give me an exact date when you think the virus is defeated and we can go outside.Reminder that we've far surpassed 2008's unemployment rate and it's only getting worse. 30-40 million are unable to support themselves and that number will increase exponentially. So tell me massa, when can we all get back to feeding our families?

>>507605565>Nobody fucking cares you are user on the internet.so why are you being so defensive about your favorite company, bootlicker?

The same people who are desperately begging to be let outside so they can hangout at Wal Mart again are the very reason we can't just expect everyone to follow the rules and return to life, the people who refuse to wear a mask because they don't like how they look or walk directly past everybody to get to the back of the 6ft-spaced line because they're too fucking stupid to understand how to walk around. Fuck all of you idiots, if you'd just follow the fucking rules we could more or less live like normal but you can't rub your braincells together hard enough to figure out how to respect others so here we aret. from a state with no lockdown and cases doubling every week

>>507604507What is this? What's with this display of how submissive you are to big daddy? You've been around long enough to know what a fucking PR campaign is. They're sacrificing nothing here.

>>507605691Take a look at 1918 and see what happens when you go back to normal too early.

>>507605691>that number will increase exponentiallyLiterally impossible

>>507605753my favourite company is actually a local brewery called Daagerad. You should really check them out.

>>507605925People can't work = people can't spend = more people can't work = even more people can't spend = even more people can't workYou don't get how this shit works do you?

>>507605691Not him, but maybe not when cases in my state are literally still doubling. We opened up dining rooms today under record growth like fucking retards.This is a virus it's not going to adhere to anyone's fucking schedule and it's spread is going to be entirely dependent on people's behavior. If anyone gives you a solid date they're retarded. If it's based on a rate of infection or a decline in cases or some shit, sure.

>>507605691Should have invested and saved your money, dumbfuck. I treat every day like it's the one before disaster when it comes to having supplies and money.

>>507595584Square Enix uses a mask needed for a pandemic that is killing thousands as an incentive to spend $100 on their store and people seriously saying that the point of the thread is that "OP no like thing hurr"

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>>507606054Not him but multiply that number exponentially and tell me what you get

>>507605937damn, you really can't stop shilling

>>507606054You don't get how math works, do you?There aren't an exponential function of jobs to lose. And we're basically tapped out of the vulnerable jobs already

>>507605780>tfw where I live is handling it well enough I guess.>tfw two trips planned to the states that probably won't happen.>The really miss the states.I hate how Americans ruin everything including their own fucking country.

>>507595538SquareSimps are the absolute worst human beings

>>507606054He means there are only 330 mil people in the cuntry of the US of dysfunction. 40mil out of work. 100 mil "essentials" and 150 mil people working from home, 40 mil in crazy states that will never force businesses to close because their governor loves muh economy. So there is a cap on the maximum number of unemployed and we've almost hit it

>>507606095>saved your moneyYeah that's real useful when the fed is pumping trillions of monopoly money and everything you save will be worthless in a year.I really hope you're talking about saving bitcoin or gold when you say "money" because if not then you sound like a complete retard

>>507606372Yes, actually. I do keep my money in precious metals. Gold and silver.

>>507606316nope. anons prediction of 90000000000000000seems reasonable to me.

>>507606372>Yeah that's real useful when the fed is pumping trillions of monopoly money and everything you save will be worthless in a year.The economy is facing deflation not inflation you dumb fuck. But yes the other user is just as retarded.

>>507606462Well that's good for you but the simple reality is most people don't do that shit. Most people aren't constantly prepping and stockpiling fucking silver or bitcoin. Are you saying they all deserve to get fucked over?

>>507605691>What's a reasonable amount of time?3-5 years.

>>507606132you can get one like the OP from allie express for under $1.

>>507606720>Well that's good for you but the simple reality is most people don't do that shit.Then they can rot. I warn people. I advise them. I do things for them that they don't deserve. Do they heed me? No. >Are you saying they all deserve to get fucked over?Yes.

>>507606857Well then you're just a sociopath, plain an simple. Not sure how to put it otherwise.

The only things I´ve bought from the SE store are the $16 Nier music boxes and I've never really bought jewelry so I wouldn't know, but are the prices for the necklaces, rings and bracelets on the store because of the materials they´re made of or is it just vidya merchandise inflated prices?$120 for a bracelet seems overkill.

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>>507606986I think that it's just autism, personally. But it's served me well.

>>507595957Annnnd I feel old

>>507602839go to your local walmart and check the fabrics department and the sheet aisle and you may see the issue

>>507607047post a link

>>507595584Quite based ngl desu.

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>>507606462The government can make private gold ownership illegal. They've done it before, and it will happen again in a depression. Crypto will be banned too. All hail the mighty fiat. I'd invest in real estate if you have any capital to speak of, though you probably are some retard who couldn't even afford to pay off his car loan and worries about how much silver and gold he has

>>507606462>economy collapses>nobody will barter for your gold and silverYes, yes, you are so very smart.

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>>507597559By using the four magic words: Shut the fuck up

>>507605691Yeah we should all get sick and die so we can get money instead, work work work!

>>507595584I used to agree with this but over the last year or so people shitting on things and going out of their way to go after people liking things has become more obnoxious than unquestioning sycophancy

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>>507607517that's why i've kept my asshole virgin all these years. i know i can trade it for goods. shit will be kino

>>507607514>The government can make private gold ownership illegal.How the fuck are they gonna know if I have any gold?

>>507607429store.na.square-enix-games.com/en_US/product/599367/nier-replicantgestalt-music-box-kaine-salvationFor the music box.store.na.square-enix-games.com/en_US/product/572371/final-fantasy-vii-remake-onyx-bracelet-sephiroth-jewelryAnd the bracelet.

>>507597568>proceeds go to drug addicts and leeches of societyUnbased

>>507594826>Over 100$Bloody expensive... therefore; try moneybags

>>507607517He should invest in preserved meats and storable food if he actually wanted to be safe. He just wants to be a Ru(on) Paul and brag about owning gold.

>>507595584Holy BASEDFUCK passive aggressive pussies

>>507607517>economy collapses>there's still the rest of the worldI hold the Yuan, you pathetic faggots. A post-industrial China will vomit US Treasury bonds in 2030 and crash the dollar.

>>507607725By sending nice, polite men in black uniforms to look for any.

>>507604234lel I sold pics of my cat's asshole to gullible pajeets onceEasiest $2500 I've ever made

>>507607731>an onyx bracelet with a tiny sterling silver charm>fucking threaded with nylon>for $129lmao that is fucking overpriced as hell

>>507607517>gold has had value for thousands of years all across the world>it would suddenly become worthless if the US economy collapses

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>>507603140>w-we don't want your masks they suck!>dies at higher ratesHilarious cope

>>507607884Not him but if the US economy collapses, the world goes with it due to the way the world economic system works.

>>507607884And how are you going to get over there? Swim?>>507607981Oh look at that, we have fucking Dracula over here.

>>507604496daikatana is unironically decent with the 1.3 fan patch

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>>507607936Fourth Amendment.

>>507603729>>507607987hello chink shillsalso, its all true, go read any facet of reports from europeans getting shafted on their chinese garbagealso china took all the good masks/ppe in jan from australia, west coast america, while covering it up with WHObe a good little CCP shill some more

>>507607817>implying I don't have a mountain of preserved foodI don't think that you comprehend what level I'm on.

>>507608041this is what americans actually believe.

>>507607725If you own physical gold, then you might be able to hide it, especially if it's not very much. But if it's not very much, who gives a shit? And if it's very much, then you have a huge liability on your hands. Not only a legal one but also a risk of losing the gold in a fire etc or it being stolen. Both of these things happening would entail legal action on you for breaking federal law. Talk about adding insult to injury...If you own a promissory note, then you just own fiat anyway. Your note is worthless and the government will buy you out when they outlaw gold.Enjoy your fiat.

>>507608141>He thinks something written on a piece of paper some dead guys wrote 300 years or so ago is going to save him from the men in black uniformsGood luck with that

>>507608405how cute, this other thinks it matters

>>507600857Capitalizing on the back of a pandemic is rarely good for PR.

>>507608353I'm sure you do. Definitely.

Curve has not only flattened, but sharply declined. Went from 30000 new cases a day to 20000 a day this week. It's time to reopen the country.

>>507599274That bullshit America don't make surgical mask, no one except China

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>it's another 4chan flaunts their economic illiteracy episomy autism can't take it guys. back to vidya please.

>>507608481Then I die in a shootout.

>>507595538>>507595584youtube.com/watch?v=51ITWZtFGLk

>>507608506Square Enix is about the only company retarded enough to not realize this.

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>>507595584this is the most butthurt i have ever seen someone get

>>507608506I just mean having masks to distribute. I don't really care if they give it for free or sell it.

>capitalism is so fragile it absolutely implodes because some hairdressers stopped working at dairy queen for a few weekslmao.if we can't produce as much, why don't we just consume less? it's not that complicated.

>>507608423I'm not going to spill the beans on all of my hiding places, but rest assured that they're not going to be destroyed by some piddly fire or be found by a petty thief.

>>507608626Are you /biz/?

>>507608595>Iowa Governor finally started getting regular temperature checks and wearing a mask>our peak still hasn't hit>has already eased restrictions on half the state and easing more tomorrowI'm going to get sick because some boomer has to shit themselves in public.

>>507608691Sounds like a good plan

>>507608506>>507608725NHL teams are doing it, my local aquarium is doing it. Everyone is doing it and the pr seems to be good. I really don't understand what you are getting upset about.

>>507608814Consuming is what we are currently doing, and it produces a shock to the economic system that for everything to work well needs to be constantly growing

>>507608860Well, what's the alternative at that point? What would you do? Roll on your back, and say "h-here's all of my wealth, just don't hurt me master!"?

>>507608954so consume less you fucking retard. are you illiterate?

The only people who want the country shutdown still are leeches who are trying to exaggerate the danger of this virus so they can keep leeching from the government. Not really too deadly of a virus. Corona free working 60 hours a week since the "outbreak" right here :)

>>507608841no. /biz/ sets my autism off even further.

>>507608954*Consuming less

>>507608883My shop did it and we've literally never been so busy in the entire 7 years I've worked there.

>>507608954>it produces a shock to the economic system that for everything to work well needs to be constantly growingwhat a pathetic system lmao

>>507608821Then good luck. And good luck ever trying to sell it when the economy recovers. Gold paper trails are about a mile long, and unless you mined it yourself, there's a high chance you will face federal prosecution.

>>507608954We can't grow indefinitely

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>>507609056I'm pretty sure I got it last month. I was so weak I couldn't sit up for more than 20 minutes without lying back down.Of course, they wouldn't test me so I had to go back to work after 2 weeks. I shudder to imagine how many people I infected.

>>507609053I'm not that guy, I'm just saying maybe come up with a plan that doesn't end in "die"

>>507609056>Corona free working 60 hours a week since the "outbreak" right here :)lmao what a waste of life

>>507609343Working is more fun than playing video games.

>>507609056What do you do for a living?

>>507609204wr can, Infact grow indefinitely. As we have been doing for thousands of years.

>>507609430lol what a cuck

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>>507603172He's making you look like a complete fool and you don't even realize it. It's fucking embarrassing.

>>507609331Well "shoot the feds that are violating the Bill of Rights and hope that I spark a revolution" seems a tad far-fetched. The average American has no conviction. Chickenshit.

>>507609430ok boomer

>>507600857>R6SYou reminded me that these exist:dokkaebi.tech/These would make for some cute masks.

>>507609056Nah I've worked normal hours since the outbreak I can just do math

>>507608883>NHL teams are doing it>local aquariumYou get a free promo mask when you've reached a purchasing threshold?

>>507609056I got corona a week before my state shut down. Was not something I want again so this shit can stay closed until retards can at least wear a mask in public.

>>507609130I know, capitalism is demonic

>>507609430I don't call people cucks but you're kinda a cuck

>>507609606Describe the experience

>>507609442There's a finite amount of landmass so until such a time as we are able to expand to the stars there really is an upper limit to how much we can grow.

I still don't know what shutdownfags think they're accomplishing here, are they actually hoping to make the virus extinct or something? Because if they don't, most people will get it anyway. Might as well get it over with.>b-but LIVES!!>we need to destroy the economy so those people can die one month later

>>507604496sounds like someone made you their bitch

The biggest retards are the ones who think the lockdown's goal is to completely get rid of the virus. No, it's to flatten the curve, you're never gonna get rid of the virus, it's here for life. Flattening the curve has already been achieved.

>>507609516I guess it's chickenshit to just not put yourself in situations where you decided to shoot at heavily armed people and instead just accrue wealth in modern waysI guess enjoy ye old precious metals though

>>507609978spineless wretch

>>507610049Losing your life over nothing isn't bravery, it's pure retardation.

>>507609601no.They are selling them for money.what's your fucking point?>no you can't just use masks as a promo they are $0.85 on AliExpress think of thr children!they used to give postcards and other dumbshit as promos. if you want a mask that badly just buy a different one.You act like this is the only way to buy a mask When in reality everyone and their mother is selling masks with their logo to cash in.

>>507609768it's so hospitals don't become overburdened. far more people die in the scenario that hospitals have no room left than they do when the virus is contained and moves through the population slowly.

>>507609902You can easily eradicate a virus. If its r0 falls below 1 then it will eventually go extinctWe could do it for this, and many other viruses simultaneously, if people would just shut up and stay at home. Fucking liberals and their 'freedom'. I wish we could weld everyone inside.

>>507609724Not that user but I got it and it was a mild cold/flu that dragged on for weeks. Also had some weird symptoms like randomly feeling like limbs were really cold. It wasn't even that bad but it felt like it took forever to clear, it got old after a while.Also >>507609606 is a pussy, you can't catch it again that easily

>>507595584>I don't like this thing and will provide nothing constructive or meaningful to the discussion of said thing but I will still blather my shallow opinion everywhere>defending this

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>>507609724Not that user but a close friend got itYour lungs start to feel pain when breathing

>>507594826Yikes I'm glad I'm not square Enix lap dog who would buy anything they put on the market

>>507609724>chills so bad that I was still shivering through a coat in a 78F degree room.>could not stop heavy coughing to the point where I lost my voice>there were even times when I coughed so hard that I vomited>actually almost blacked out one time from coughing and my chest felt like that one time I drank 8 Monsters in 3 hours as a kid>dead tired but couldn't sleep due to the coughing>barely ate>nonstop fever and migraines>got "better" after 3 weeks>had one final bout of bad coughing>now I just cough randomly for no reasonHonestly felt like I was going to die at times.

>>507610106>a direct violation of the Bill of Rights is nothingnigger come on

>>507609902It hasn't been achived everywhere, flattening the curve in NY does nothing for the midwest where i cases are still exploding

>>507610325You can fight it better alive than you ever could as a corpse

>>507609768>muh economyImagine how bad the economy will be affected after thousands of new infections every day while the health care system falls apart completely. Retards like you should go through the experience of losing family to corona.I'm so fucking done arguing with people like you. You fags have mentally regressed to a childish state that is impossible to penetrate with reason, and all you react with is pure spite. The next fag I see on the streets without a face mask will get his teeth knocked out.

>>507610049Why don't you prove how tough you are by headbutting the sidewalk, bubba

>>507608821The fire wouldn't destroy the gold, it would just destroy your hiding place or create a predicament having to move it again. And there's dozens of scenarios I can think think up which would make me very uncomfortable if I was sitting on a valuable cache of untraceable metal, and all it takes is a single person to catch wind and you have a huge problem. Let's just say you'll be lucky if they only turn you in. During a depression, they'll probably decide to kill you...

>>507609754no. We have finite resources and infinite development of them.>finite fossil fuels>cars get more and more fuel efficient/safer/eadier and cheaper to produce>cars run on electricity now>we used to use coal generators>now we can generate it through panels that capture solar energy>they can capture more and more as tech progrrsses>used to send a guy across the ocean to send a messege>no he can just send an emailoh sorry >we are running out of physical space!except we are usi land more and more efficiently growing more and more vertically and with 7 billion peo we still have tonnes of unused and inefficiently used space. This is probably the dumbest argument about growth.

>>507610353lmao most midwestern states have less than 50 new cases a dayillinois is an outlier

>>507610141No you fucking idiot, that's not my point.My point is that Squeenix gives out the mask AS PROMOTIONAL MATERIAL FOR $100 PURCHASES OR MORE.Using your local aquarium example it's like when a visitor gets a day pass or when you apply for some membership but members also get the LIMITED TIME OFFER promotional mask. Granted, I'm not against it, I'm stating that it's odd to use the pandemic as promotional material.

>>507610379How do I fight against unreasonable search and seizure without resorting to violence?

>>507609902Everywhere except UK and USA

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>>507610387Country is reopened in 4 days woohoo deal with it fag. Keep crying

>>507610465>The fire wouldn't destroy the gold, it would just destroy your hiding placeNo it wouldn't.

>>507594826That's in poor taste user, people died...

>>507610578Iowa just had 414 new cases today.

Isn't this just all payback for that Chinese spy that ran off with top secret NASA files a few years ago, pretty much delaying NASA's mission to Mars and putting China way ahead of them? Seems pretty convenient that a virus would break out in China.

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>>507610681Not him but I'll be dealing with it by not going out and getting sick. I don't like being edgy, I really hate it, but I almost feel glad that people are gonna get what they deserve.

>>507610681Pretty sure safety precautions still apply. I hope you like liquid food.

>>507597568I'm guessing none of you have worked charity but companies donate % based for huge tax right offs. Its not because they care it's because it's an opportunity to avoid taxes. Usually after the % benchmark of gross income is met proceeds stop going to charity. Also who's defining that value? The MSRP decided by square? Because that's not value or worth. Also I'm never buying a square product ever again lmao

>>507610591sure. It's just an odd thing to find offensive or bad..?>use the pandemic as promotional materialeveryone is doing this and it comes off as fun/playful, making more people wear masks etc.

>>507610594If you die fighting, nobody will care. You are unimportant. You will not be a martyr. Your death will accomplish nothing, and they will get what they sought in the first place.

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Corona is fake. Working at a place of employment with 200 other people daily and never got it. Yawn.

>>507610806Depending on who you believe it it could have been apart of the Harvard scandals relating to the chinks too. One of the theories I saw included one of them stealing the virus from the university.

>>507610923I'm aware of that. I flat-out said that. But you haven't offered an alternative.>x won't work>ok give an alternative>x won't work

>>507610951>How do you know viruses are real? I never saw any.

>>507611026The pen is mightier than the sword.

>>507610387Guess what, the person that would die now will just die a little bit later. You're not saving anyone. But for some reason lockdownfags cannot understand this part.I could understand if they were just trying to keep the hospitals from overflowing but then lockdowns should ease up when they're empty.>>507610387>impossible to penetrate with reasonironic>>507610323yikes user that sounds like it sucked, now that I think about it I had the fever and chills and migraines but no lung issues. At the start I had some burning in my trachea but it went away. Guess it tries to reach my lungs and got btfo, then just fucked around in my sinuses for a few weeks.I guess the lesson is, don't breathe the shit. Maybe try to get it from food or something instead.

>>507610578NE's got hundreds a day and lots of reports of being turned away for tests. Grand Island had one of the worst outbreaks per capita in the country until the governor decided they wouldn't report the numbers in meat packing plants any more (where shit's going ape)

anyone else stopped being empathetic with Americans and just watching the shit show for entertainment. They honestly deserve it at this point.

>>507611078I'm too autistic to appeal to people. I have a distaste for emotional arguments, and that seems to be what works best.

>>507610710>house burns down>metal safe left standing>can't empty it even in cover of darknessEven if you buried it in a hole under your foundation, you have the same problem. How do you recover it when you no longer have the cover of your house?And what's the alternative? That you buried it somewhere outside of your house? What's keeping someone from accidentally finding it at that point?I'm not buying your story anymore, user, but you take care

>>507611053>"How are viruses real? Just close your mouth"

>>507610951Dumbass

>>507595584mad

>>507595584based

>>507611085>Guess what, the person that would die now will just die a little bit later.Old people have a higher chance of dying, but otherwise healthy people in their 20s still drop. Besides, what kind of attitude is that? Not exactly christian.

>>507603903why would I not? I'm not a trumptard.

>>507601787On the facts at hand.

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>>507605154>dude if you think we should extend the quarantine based off scientists its because you think we should be in quarantine forever!So this is the famous Holla Forums wit.

>>507595584U mad

>>507595584you can just feel how mad the guy was who made this one

>>507605691>So tell me massa, when can we all get back to feeding our families?There is nobody on Holla Forums who has a family they are unable to feed.

>>507611257>What's keeping someone from accidentally finding it at that point?This is so stupid that it's hard to even give a straight answer. Do you have any sense of scale? Of distance? Of time?

>>507595980I could see a mask costing $100 with medical billing.

>>507606462oh man we have actual fox news retards here with us right now

>>507611184>be American>work in the entertainment industry>have to deal with absolute retards begging us to open because they're bored at home>half of our building is occupied by staff so we're cucked by the 50% occupancy rules currently in placeI'm fearful of the day we do actually open and I have to spend all fucking day and night listening how bored people were, how fake the virus was, and other mundane shit.

>>507611648Have you considered the possibility that someone saw you? If we're not even talking about your property anymore, then it's completely possible. I'd ask you the same question. What makes you so sure you have tabs on 7 billion people?If it's in your back yard, then the house burning down problem remains. You won't be able to recover it anymore without an enormous risk

>>507609056>more deaths than Vietnam>"ITS JUST A HOAX"Even Trump admits its real, what the fuck are you niggers waiting on?

>>507605691>What's a reasonable amount of time? Give me an exact date when you think the virus is defeated and we can go outside.The rate of infection needs to be less than 1, that's all. We're already pretty close, in fact the washington county where the first case was detected is already below 1

>>507611863Is this some weird attempt to deduce where I have my gold hidden? Or are you just really fixated on hypotheticals?

>>507611943You're a total asshole and I like putting total assholes in their place. People who buy gold are notoriously stupid. I know many of them and they all think like you and they have no vision or foresight.

>>507611769I do not follow any mainstream news outlets. How do YOU store your wealth, sir?

>>507595957I miss this bitch like you wouldn't believe

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Haven't heard of a single person getting infected in real life. It's not real until I personally see someone infected with it. Just like a tree falling isn't real unless someone hears it.

>>507596240>shiva statueThey haven't been sold in awhile otherwise I would buy one right now.Wish I order one, I actually wanted the statue and not just the emote.Now everyone is trying resell the statue because they only bought it for the emote at a insane markup price.

>>507612231>how are mirrors real if our eyes aren't real?

>>507612148Your argument is a bunch of ridiculous contrived "what-ifs". You could say this sort of thing for literally anything.>I'm going to the store to buy ice cream>What if you get shot in a drive-by?

>>507612353>ridiculous contrived what ifsyou literally described a goldfag.

>>507612353You haven't even answered if you actually own physical gold and I doubt you do, because you probably didn't realize that gold ownership can be outlawed. That's not a what-if. If you're counting on the economy collapsing, then gold ownership will be outlawed. That's something you can count on.If you've thought this far, then what's the problem elaborating a bit on your hiding place? It's not like I know who you are or where you're remotely from. I'm just curious how prone to problems it is. And all hiding places have problems. Acting like yours doesn't just pisses me off.

What ifs is all coronavirus fearmongers live on.

>>507608821>I'm not going to spill the beans on all of my hiding places,Your doubloons will be mine.

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>>507611858>his state is still closedcoward shit. Let errr rip I want to see what happens.

>>507612518Deflection. You didn't justify your use of contrivances.

>>507594826>spend $100are they made of used panties?

>>507612565>That's not a what-if."What if the economy collapses" is indeed a fucking what-if, cretin.>what's the problem elaborating a bit on your hiding place?You could be a fed.

>>507612640Nah, senpai we're open with certain restrictions on businesses with X sizes. We bring in enough people nightly to go against that decree.

>all the states with huge outbreaks are the ones filled with clubhopping retards who always call others flyovers

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>>507595584Eternally btfo

>>507595957>>507612151Need to rewatch that show. Just recently found this, too. Must be a sign.

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>>507611184Most Americans see the lockdown and preventive measures as necessary. Unfortunately, they are governed by a massive retard who also represents the significant amount of retards in his country.It's not just Americans, but I agree with the overall sentiment. This pandemic has revealed how motherfucking stupid people are and how cancerous the flow of misinformation has become. So many people have regressed into a childish state looking for exciting explanations and excuses why they shouldn't modify their behavior, so many of them are willing to accept made up truths out of their sensationalist addiction, or they become flat-out paranoid schizophrenic.None of this is new, but corona has revealed the scale of this shit and I'm just tired of it all. I consider myself an empathetic human being, and it pains me to see myself reaching some sort of breaking point. You can't argue with those people, they only can be overcome. I wouldn't mind police forces bashing everybody's heads in who cries fascism because he couldn't get a fucking haircut. Honestly, those people pose a threat for the public and everyone is better off with them not existing. I would clap as they died coughing their lungs out if it didn't mean they infected dozens of other people in the meantime.

>>507612786>"What if the economy collapses" is indeed a fucking what-if, cretin.It is. But not really, since we're talking about the value of storing gold, especially physical gold at great risk of loss. So if you're counting on offsetting that risk by the potential value of that gold becoming very valuable during an economic collapse, then you're counting on gold being outlawed. Unless you're an idiot. Are you an idiot?

>>507612149>>507611769I almost hesitate to say this because I like my job and don't want this comment traced back to me, and understand that what I'm saying does not necessarily say anything about the ACTUAL SENSIBILITY of buying gold, but I work in gold and I will tell you that the advertising is mostly bullshit. It's always a good time to buy gold! Let's manipulate the news so it always seems like a market crash is coming all the time! People literally sit around a room for hours discussing how they're gonna scare everyone shitless into buying gold without actually lying (most of the time). In reality the situation most people fear is not likely to come about in their lifetimes as far as I can tell, and there are a whole lot of fucking rules about owning gold so I personally would invest elsewhere. I'm by no means the end authority on the matter though.

>>507612963Coronavirus isn't highly infectious, so no they wouldn't infect dozens of others in the meantime.

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>>507613034I just don't trust banks dude

>>507596380>anime avatar poster

>>507613040I asked you how you store your wealth (if you're that guy, if not just ignore this post).

>>507613195Physical gold ownership has to be the most retarded reaction to that.

>>507609768So the hospital system doesn't collapse like what happened with China and Italy.>>507610681Considering we're only just barely over the hump... enjoy wave 2.

>>507613301I have been asking for an alternative the whole fucking thread and not one person has provided one outside of "lol just be normal bro"

>>507595538>>507595584

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USA doesn't even have a huge outbreak. You need to split the cases by state, as each state is pretty much a country. Dumb foreigners.

>>507613195>>507613301yeah use a credit union since depositors aren't first in line for FDIC. however I see the argument in owning physical assets instead of money at all. I think owning property is far more useful than gold though.

>>507613040gold is incredibly volatile but sees actual long term growth. However it doesn't real have that much of a reason to alway be valuable so it should actually be viewed as more risky than equities. It is totally fine to put some gold in your portfolio. But actually keeping it on hand is bad due to illequidity. and it should not be your largest investment. Also just as an aside , while prepping is dumb in general. If you are a prepper gold is completely useless without thr economy propping it up. Why not hoard steel or lumber?

>>507595584theres no way for them to counter such a well put together and sound argument. all they can do is say mad and maybe post some onions wojacks

>>507595584>wall of textThe right can't meme.

>>507613395the real american way

damn I went this long without mentioning that I invested in bullets too>>507613548>Why not hoard steel or lumber?I don't own a fucking warehouse

>>507612963I'd be empathetic to the healthcare workers or Innocents who get fucked. But honestly America real does bring this shit on itself.

>>507613082????

>>507610951what a retard

>>507613548*should be viewed as more risky than equitiesthe economy expands gold remains a niche.

>>507613295Not that guy, sorry

>>507613382And still I see none presented.

>>507612920>SYNTHETIKtop tier taste

>>507614036one would be to trust banks?insofar as your deposits are insured.or buy equities through something not a bank?or hold treasury bonds.jesus dude it's not that hard.

>>507613382I gave you one in my first post. I said if you have any sizable capital to invest in real estate. Doesn't have to be a house. Could be land, various other options. You might already be well invested, I have no idea who you are. But if we're talking about a small amount of money then it really doesn't matter anyway. You're poor like the rest of us and it doesn't matter if some of that is in gold.

>>507614036I'm none of those guys but what I've heard is that people who've have been through a proper collapse recomend stockpiling bic lighters for prepping. Outside of that, I'd have a diversified portfolio and I'd change it around rather than putting it all into something for safekeeping.

>>507613395Yeah, that sounds more in line with modern day political climate

>>507596380>Square is giving away 600$+ worthTheyre not worth 600. Theyre worth 40 dollars and many of them are shit nobody wants.Jewnix could say theyre worth a hundred billion.>All of it goes to food banks and charitiesSo money laundering.

>>507614273These all rely on outside entities and I don't like that.>>507614451I do. I never said that I only have gold. I flat-out mentioned having silver, too. And bullets. I have other things too. Only thing I don't dabble in is shitcoin, since I believe that you don't own something if you can't touch it.

>>507614824What do you think money laundering is

>>507614334I don't know anything about real estate.

>>507613348>So the hospital system doesn't collapseThat was the original plan. But then we got empty hospitals and politicians didn't have the balls to open up, probably because people would blame the deaths on them. So now we're waiting but there's not even any point any more.Brainlets will say it's "saving lives" because they never think about what will happen when we reopen.

>>507595584Holy fuck all that textWhere does the anger come from?

>>507615009You do know that not collapsing was the actual goal, right? This is what's supposed to happen.

>>507595584ABSOLUTELY SEETHING

>>507595584basedtado

>>507614860If you don't want to rely on outside entities I guess gold is good because of he high vaule for a small amount of storage space, but without that caveat it's kind of a questionable investment imo.

>>507594826Is anyone else doing this? I'm not much of an SE fan, but the novelty of pandemic merchandise is pretty intriguing.

>>507612151is this from gurren lagann and I'm just not remembering the scene?

>shortage of masks>square enix buys up masks and prints their logo on them and makes people cough up $100+ for onebased square enix dabbing on poorfags, just ordered mine

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>>507595584>That wall of textWhat the fuck are you doing? Only the left is supposed to be bad at this.

>>507612903>areas with higher population density spread the virus more easilyno shit

>>507616019dumb kid they're fabric masks

>>507604281You don't have official ownership to shit you steal

>>507595584passive aggressive faggots mad at this and replying passive aggresively

>>507616019Uh dude. They're donating the Proceeds to charity and getting a huge tax break? Hope you realize how charitable they're being.

>>507595584based but with a dash of cringe

>>507594826I hate this company so fucking much

>>507595538>21:03:26>>507595584>21:03:47ebin vpn samefag

>>507595584Based

>>507614860So you don't know how tax credits work either?

>>507617027meant for>>507616645

>>507602069>>507602321>>507602452He said "breathe properly" not "hard to breathe".

>>507611503Yes because the fucking """"""""""""""'scientist""""""""""""""" have been so great at the numbers right retard?>The dumb britfag who predicted there would 2.2 million deaths in USA alone if we didn't lock down got busted fucking a married chick after his self quarantine just a few days agoYea bro just trust the "scientist"Stop being a sheltered retard and wake up. Just because some faggot has a degree doesn't suddenly make him a genius

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>>507594826welcome to Late-Stage Capitalism™

>>507617319the models they have been using are stochastic. they just generate random numbers until they get the number they want.

>>507617610at least its not late stage communism where they just genocide everyone without masks LMAO

>>507617319Yeah lets trust literally whos with no background instead.

>>507605924Yes because 1918 was the peak of medical science like in the 21st century right? By the way there is science proving this shit spreads even though we are locked down. The virus isn't going to magically disappear and we can't stay sheltered forever because we are reaching great depression levels of economic fuckery.>>507606081Its going to happen. The moment we re-open there will be more infections its inevitable but we need to reach herd immunity. Sweden is probably the only ones doing this entire thing correctly. They haven't shut down and they are managing pretty well so they don't have the second wave. Because of the lockdown there will be another wave. All we can do is all be responsible adults and let the retards be retards and eventually pay for it. Socially distance, wear face mask, wash your hands until we MAYBE reach a vaccine if fucking ever which is unlikely.>>507607642You'll die of starvation when the government handouts stop and supply chains are interrupted you stupid fucking nigger. The shutdown CAN NOT and WILL NOT last if we keep this up and big daddy gubment isn't going to feed your retarded ass forever. Places like Michigan with protest and some other parts of the countries with minor riots are breaking out you really fucking think people are just going to sit patiently for the virus to go away? Your looking at a fucking collapse in world order if this goes for even a year.>>507611935only smart answer to this post. Kill your fucking selves.

>>507596380giving away...for completely $39.24

>>507617685The ones with a background are just as fucking awful. The estimated deaths in the US was 2.2 million. We are currently sitting on an inflated number of 81,378. That isn't nearly as close as what the professionals were telling us. Stop being a gullible fucking idiot.

>>507616645wish this meme would die. The purp of a donati tax credit is so you don't pay tax on money you don't have/charity.There is no way to make money off of it.Squenix makes $100k in sales on thisthey give $100k to charity.They don't have to pay tax on that $100k.The reason you get money back for it is bec you are deducted at source.

>>507595401Estinien figure + XIV time cards.

>>507618135Yes they pay 100k less in taxes. Instead of making 100k they just don't pay 100k and get free advertising.

>>507615009>hurr durr da hoopeetals are umptyYeah, because they canceled elective procedures so they'd be ready for a worst-case scenario. That didn't happen, largely because of the shutdown. So now they're starting elective procedures again. Fool.

>>507615001Either find out or don't worry too much about banks. It sounds like you have an amount guaranteed by the FDIC anyway If this game of monopoly comes crashing down, we're all royally fucked anyway. Doesn't matter how much gold you have. You can't eat gold, nor can you use it to pay the people you're trading with not to kill you in a lawless state where police officers are already overtasked

>>507595584basado anonimatus

>>507618969>Yes they pay 100k less in taxes. no. Reducing your taxable income by $100k is not paying $100k less. There is no tax bracket with 100% marginal.Let's say their corporate tax rate is 10% right. They make $100k profit of the bundle.Well that is $100k in profits they owe $10k on that.But they donate $100k to charity. They now owe $0k on tax ON THAT $100K.Basically it's like this.Total profit= by square is 2million + $100k on the bundleaverage tax rate (lets assume it equals marginal) = 10%They owe $210k in taxesBut let's say they donate that $100k to charity because all proceeds go to charity.Now their total profit =$2milliion other +100k bundle minus 100k donationso they owe $200,000. Same as if they just didn't sell the bundle. And they end up with less money than if they didn't donate.I swear peo are actually so fucking retarded. thr only good of this meme is it exposes socialists trying to shit on billionaires as having never donated to charity.>Instead of making 100k they just don't pay 100k and get free advertising.No instead of making $100k they make zero. Don't owe tax on the zero and then get free advertising.

>>507617960>All we can do is all be responsible adults and let the retards be retards and eventually pay for it. Socially distance, wear face mask, wash your handsThe problem is that the mask doesn't save you. It saves the retards. The retards not wearing masks are infecting the adult mask wearing population.It's going to need to be a federal law. And people will still fight it. Because they're retarded. Literally. I think most of the middle states are inbred so much they're missing chromosomes

>>507604234I would be shamelessly cleaning house if I was born a girl. There's never been a better time to be female. Being an e-thot is so fucking easy that all you have to do is be remotely attractive and stream.

>>507619762Some states are enforcing fines if you dont have one out in public areas. in MA there is a $300 fine for not using one public. Your right though a lot of people wont follow the order.

>>507619916>all you have to do is be remotely attractive and stream.And desperate as fuck. Imagine if every girl did this, there'd be a highly competitive market for it

>>507618112Nay thou, those estimares were backed up by data and reason and softened with constant statements of "This is a new virus so we don't know really", and you cherrypicked the highest number